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Good question. You ever heard of the planet Ceres? I'm actually looking for these things called Crucible Hearts so I can make our planet un-die. Then We're gonna rebuild an anceint superweapon called the VBFG 11000, which can basically blow up planets with about zero charge time except Earth which has total immunity to the gun, and THEN we're gonna blow up the planet Mars, and since one Ceresian has the power of like 3 Reapers comnbined somehow, you ain't gonna be able to stop us.
Alright, Collateral. Time for YOUR plot dump.
Well, I dunno either, though I DO have some sort of prism inside me that has a bunch of colored shapes that look like eyes.
Well double dumb
on you, dumb
. You just galloped right into my trap.
I'm made of a super-durable alien material, dumb
. Also, I'm PRETTY sure I shot you in the head.
I'm gonna make you REGRET not laying down this time!
Okay. Question 20...
Did you REALLY think I wouldn't notice that stand behind me? Yeah, right! DISQUALIFIED!
I'm pretty sure I'M the one asking the questions here, not you.
Ugh, question 19, and no stalling. Do you know anyone who looks similar to the second description, and if so, who are they?
Something in my gut tells me that's a partial lie.
Question 17, what if said robot has a soul? Would that give them a stand?
That sounds really vague. I'm not exactly a fan of vague.
Question 15, what does this arrow DO, exactly?
You trying to say us humans ain't real or something?
Well guess what; you're about to find out that humanity DOES exist, and that you're standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF ONE!
Huh, apparently MY hands can turn into guns too-
Wait, what happened to my hands?
Wait, what happened to my arms!?
Wait, what happened to my torso!?
WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EVERYTHING!?
...Wait, why does it feel like I've been here before?
Whatever, I KNOW I was a human when I last checked. But now, I don't even LOOK human... Did I turn into an alien somehow? Questions for later.
(...Crap, with the way you act, I think it's safe to say you WERE human, probably.)
Doesn't seem like a lie to me. Question 13, do you personally know anyone who looks like Flash Man?
Hey guys, anyone know where the Mushroom Kingdom's loacated?
Yeah, apparently Parallel 2's Wild Ride, the Mememobile, didn't come with a GPS. I told you we shoulda went on the Hype Train.
Wrong answer.
Question 12, if this second "Diego" were to inhabit a robot body, what do you think it'd look like?
Another lie, huh? You know what THAT means!
...You know, I just had the absoulte craziest, most bats
off-the-walls insane idea ppop into my head. Question 11...
Do you know anyone besides yourself named Dio?
One of those Sniper Guiseppes or whatever had to have told you about those guys somewhere down the line. What, are you trying to mix Connect Four into our game of Russian Roulette? How would that even work, would you pull the trigger once each turn, but lose a turn every time you get shot?
Ugh, question 8, are you trying to get your hands on a powerful artifact of some kind?
You really think I'd believe that someone named you after a Jojo character? Yeah right.
Dammit. Well, there's no way you'd get three duds in a row, so you better start truthin'. Question 7, do you personally know anyone involved with the Mafia Mets?