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Forgetting someone?
...K. Rool?
Yes, it's me... I gotta say, the pizza here is not half-bad... Though, truth be told, I'm mostly only here because I heard about that Smash Remix update* and heard this was the place to play it.
Eh, they haven't gotten to patching it, yet.
Back to what you said earlier... Actually, wait. Why DID you say that, earlier?
Because that old phrase I said during the Absurd Roleplay** still holds some merit: If you truly wish to earn more strength, you have to SEIZE it. And I don't just refer to the full extent of one's potential, either.
...Meaning what, exactly...?
...Tell me, Beta Shadow; What does being a martial artist mean to you?
I mean, I've been training under Naruto to learn a martial art, so-
Wrong. You've been training to learn a FORM of martial art. But TRUE martial arts is more than simply knowing some fancy way to punch or kick. And a TRUE martial artist doesn't stop at just REACHING their full potential; They aim to push themselves BEYOND such limits. To BREAK the boundaries of their potential, and surpass it.
Clearly, both Shaggy and Matt have FAILED to teach you this. But I theorize that it might not be because they didn't know this- they've been around for too long not too. Personally speaking, I think they wanted you to learn that on your own.
...Which, of course, you didn't. Which is why I decided to tell you MYSELF.
And what exactly makes you a martial arts master?
A master? That I am not. But as a childhood friend of Cranky's...
...I know far more about the topic than you may think.
...Push beyond my limits, huh...?
Thanks.
...Wait, if you were once Cranky's friend during the old monkey's childhood, then how the hell did you stay so youthful?
Don't ask questions your not ready to learn the answers to.
...I'm trying to figure out whether or not this actually IS my limit or not. I mean, I've attained stronger forms, sure; But those were obtained through shortcuts* or combining what I already had with that of other people's power**.
But then there's Beta Devil, who trained in order to obtain a whole new power of his own.***
That he stole from Kermit****?
Exactly. If Beta Devil can get stronger, then maybe there's a chance for me...?
There's no way in Hell Walter's letting you steal El Blanco.
I literally never said anything ABOUT El Blanco.
Power is not about whether or not you are WORTHY of it. It's about how much you WANT power.
...?
(This is bad. The gap between us is growing by the minute... I can't take him on my own.)
(...But there's nobody around here who could possibly be on the same caliber... Unless...)
(...I don't like the idea of releasing HIM... But I have no other options.)
...Hiding from me, aren't you...?
...Not for long, you aren't.
(...If I do this, I'd be releasing the king of cheating death. All the work I've done to contain him will be for naught... and I more than likely will NEVER get the chance to do it again.)
(Should I go through with it? Should I truly let this guy go, after EVERYTHING he's done, out of nothing more than jealousy and spite...?)
(...)
(...Eh, whatever. Beta Devil's the biggest of the two pricks, anyways.)
Today's your lucky day. I'm letting you out of your special little prison... But you have to help me with something first. You'd better uphold this deal, Albert... Or, rather...
...Awakened Zero*****.
(...What if Beta Devil comes back with an even stronger form than his Diablo one? Or what if an even worse threat comes with power LEAGUES above my own?)
*
**
(...I need a more PERMANENT solution. I don't have any doubt that Kirby can defeat Zalgo...)
(...But there's no guarantee that Zalgo will be completely willing to play fair. And even then, there are so many OTHER villains that we need to be prepared for. And if I cannot get stronger, then...
...Really? Are you seriously having an existential crisis in MY seat?
Huh? You're still here?
What, is there anywhere else I'm supposed to be?
Jazz HQ certainly comes to mind.
Oh yeah, sure. Let me go over there just to be told that we're staying on Earth. Why NOT waste my time in such a way?
...By the way, whatever happened to Dave?
Well, you know how a server would ban a computer's IP address?
Yes. And?
In a sense, that's what I did; Basically, anyone with any traces of Dave's DNA will be prevented from entering by the barrier. That way, he can't get in through means of false identity- something that I am ALSO trying to fix since there's no way in Hell that should've worked.
Couldn't he just do what his canon counterpart did and become an animatronic or something?
Even if we just skip over the whole "frankenstein rabbit" step, we already have a Glitchtrap AND a Springtrap. And I'm not interested in doubling-up on EITHER of those.
Fair enough.
...Alright; What's going on in that head of yours, anyways?
...Time for round 2.
...This is what you've been building up for? A fancier version of a technique we already know you have that people in the Discord has already seen?
Don't lower your expectations just yet. Without Ultra Instinct, you have no method of counteracting Berserk Instinct's ability to suppress reaction to pain.
...But you DO have a point; Even with a fancy new coat of paint, it's still the same old trick. So let's mix things up a bit, shall we?
!?
(I know that I suppressed his Diablo form the moment he got here, but the suppression isn't this effective... is he TOYING with me?)
(...No... Every time he attacks, there's more strength to it. Something is up... And I need to get to the bottom of it before it's too late.
I noticed you were scanning that thing. Did you happen to find any weaknesses?
What are you saying? How could you possibly-
...It's because of that "Nuru" creature, isn't it?
Nah, that connection's been cut off, somehow... Not sure if it's because of that pestering ex-pseudoreaper splitting him into thirds, or if it's just some plot convenience preventing me from leaving much earlier, but I cannot use his Anti-Omni Energy to return.
However... there is another.
What do you mean by-
...Oh. Well, Matt
it.
But, wait. If you're not fighting me to escape, then why...?
...Heh.
You're gonna have to take that answer from me by FORCE.
...Fine.
ENOUGH OF THIS!
Is THIS what you seek, "Devil"!? To bear witness to my worst!? Well, you're going to take a bite FAR beyond what you can chew!
Not bad. Not a perfect punching bag, mind you, but at least you're doing better than the rest of this pathetic lot-
Yep. That basically proves my theory. I think I know how you managed to escape from those chains, now.
Oh?
While it's definitely still you elsewhere, your arms and legs don't feel natural at all. Your limbs are constructs made entirely out of ki.
Ah, so you noticed? I must say, though they aren't exactly the best prosthetics, you have to admit they look much better than something like cybernetic enhancements, don't they? Looks more... real.
You cut off your arms and legs to escape from your chains. But the question is... how?
Let's just say... Being chained up to a wall for well over 4 months tends to make me rather... famished.
...Eugh.
I'm a DEMON, Beta X; What did you expect?
REGARDLESS. If you think I'm letting you get out of here, you have another thing coming.
...Heh.
And just what about this are you finding so funny...?
You... Do you honestly think this was about ESCAPING? Hahaha... Buddy. Pal. Amigo.
I could've left at any time that I wanted.
An Aerodactyl...? Could it and Onko be related?
I doubt it; The fossil Onkolithos was revived from came from wherever Darkrai got it, and I doubt it came from the same place as whatever made that cry.
Well, I'm not quite sure I like the sound of this... I think we should go out and investigate.
Agreed; If its cry is being released worldwide, then I doubt it's something we should just sit back and ignore.
Hey, now, wait a second! I'm not letting Onko get involved with this mess, nor am I allowing for my child to stay here by himself.
...Ok, first of all, your what now? Secondly, if that's the case, then you can just stay here and watch over him.
No, I shouldn't... It's more-or-less my responsibility as a member of Beta Team to help protect the world from threats like this.
Then, what, do we just have a Jazz Droid do it, or-
No, no, I don't think we should leave him in the hands of an emotionless android... What we need is a sort-of father figure, someone that Onko could look up to as an uncle or something. Someone like-
Hey there, party people. What'd we miss?
...
...What?
...So we're seriously doing this now? An Uncle Jazz* joke? Can't we just let the joke die already? I mean- Is it even that funny? "Ah, yes, let's poke fun at that one metaphor he used during the All-Star Arc, hahaha." What is my life...?
Goshawk...
PUNCH!
I assume we are late for the party?
Ah, don't worry; Someone else caught us up to speed. So, at least we know who's the enemy and who our allies are.
The name's Alpha Fire, by the way. The ice-user that just socked your assailant is Epsilon Snow.
Bored is my default state. And really, outside of hate and anger, it's my only state.
Though, I don't suppose what you say isn't without its truth; Nothing really happens down here, to be honest... mostly because the one person capable of causing ACTUAL trouble around here is chained up in Purgatory. So I highly doubt that anything significant is going to-
...
GYAH!
Alright, who-
...Oh, Matt dammit.
Hello, "friend". I was wondering when you'd show up...
How?
I mean, I could tell you. But wouldn't it be more fun to beat the answers out of me?
I am incapable of having "fun".
...But I'd be more than "happy" to kick your sorry
.
...You know, in a way, I should've seen the whole "cage doesn't break open" thing coming.
You can-a throw anything you want at-a us, Bowser...
...But it-a won't stop us from-a saving Peach and-a the Mushroom Kingdom!
(...So, those Mario Brothers are here, too... And it seems they brought some friends with them. ...I believe I saw them during the battle with that Beta Diablo freak.)
(...I'll join in if they need my help. But even if they don't... Bowser WILL tell me where Koopenstein is, even if I have to force it out of him.)
(...And if he knows nothing...)
(...Both he AND that worthless doctor are going to pay for wasting my time.)
...Hey, Cranky? Do you mind if I ask you something?
I know that often times, what a God says should ordinarily be beyond question. And I know what Matt said back during the Dead Zone Arc*, but...
...Be honest with me here: Do you think I've truly reached my full potential?
(...Right. So now what do we-a do?)
(Let's-a see... They-a can use these Boo Mushrooms to-a phase through the bars, and- ...No, we-a only have two in-a here... Maybe they can-a break out with this Super Hammer? ...No, Bowser'd just hear it and-a capture them again... Hm... What else can-a we-)
(Forget being "stealthy"! This isn't Metal Gear Solid! Besides, there's no way RB's gonna let us out of this without an epic final battle!)
(Stanley, wait-!)
VIVA LA NEW DONK, MOTHER-
...And that's the situation at hand. ...So, please. Come with me, so that I may teach you all I know about being the Omni-King. The rest should come naturally from there.
...Poyo...? (...Uh, ok...?)
Thank you, Kirby. Let's just hope it'll be enough...
...Our training begins in here.
...You see what I'm seeing, correct? The vast amounts of chaos happening worldwide?
I do.
And yet we're still going to sit around and not partake in ANYTHING going on out there?
I suppose we are.
...And just so we're perfectly clear, I am the ONLY one who sees a problem in it?
Correct.
...Then allow me to rephrase: Don't you think we should do something to get our names out there?
...Tell me, jester. What was it that led those fighters to that... "Vaati" character?
Because he literally brought attention to himself on purpos-
Exactly: He brought attention to himself. And whether it was on purpose or not matters: What matters is that he DID, and payed the price for it.
To be fair, Vaati was only placed in a pocket dimension. Wouldn't be the first time, so it's arguable that he could just-
That's the problem with all these other villains. They bring too much attention to themselves; They thrive not on the misery alone, but also on letting it be known who's brought them that misery.
...Change the frequency of the prism to the Mario Brothers, won't you?
...
(...So how, exactly, are we going to know if they're actually going to the Throne Room? Because the narrative said so? Because the narrative also said that that one guy's name was COMPOUND, but-)
(Maybe-a not, Stanley. But if-a we expose ourselves now, we're-a not going to find out. So just-a lay low, and we'll get through.)
...Do you not see? Even the heroes understand the purpose of such secrecy...
...Because the most dangerous threat... Is one that nobody is aware of.
(...)
(...In that case... I am going to put Kirby back on training. He'll need to learn how to properly use his powers as the Omni-King.)
(...If that camera starts working again, tell "Princess Bloodmoon" to give us one week's preparation. It's likely we'll need more... but I'm not sure if they'll give us that.)
Oh, Matt... If it wasn't for this little "fetch quest"... I wouldn't even give you the day.
(Zalgo wants to, like, fight Kirby? I'm not sure if I should find it concerning or, like, funny, man.)
(...What do you think? Should we let Kirby take that "Zalgo" guy on?)
...Moto, could you come over here for a moment?
Yep. When Moto got the part of Manager, he needed a phone to possess for actual English communication, so I just let him use mine. I mean, it's a bit annoying, but I didn't quite have a Dex for him to use instead.
...That, and this is a lot more capable than a Pokedex for both of us. But anyways...
...Ok, outside of the ones I already know... We have a character from Yo-kai Watch... a Digimon... one of the Five Dastardly Bombers... and a Bakugan.
...You know, I probably shouldn't be surprised at how "all over the place" the media sources of these Guardians are.
fair.
Anyways, these "Guardians" of yours... Who exactly are they? I can already assume Zalgo is- or was- the Guardian of Shadow, but what of the other elements?
Hey, random question: This dimension of yours... Did it happen to have a King 2.0 in it?
(...Well, I guess this is good enough... But where do we go from here?)
(Well, normally, the-a path to Bowser is-a linear for the most part...)
(Something tells me it-a won't be that easy this time around...)
(...What if we find one of Bowser's minions to follow to where Bowser's keeping the princess?)
(That-a just might work... Let's-a do it.)