(Part 1 of 2) - ♫ M1418♫
(Part 2 of 2) - ♫ M1525 ♫

Seemingly touching down unto the ground, Shake King begins to bellow once more... but stops short, reverting to his regular state. Phasing into visibility, Somari appears in front of him.

...
...

After a long silence, Shake King scoffs, slowly pointing to his temple.

If you believed invading my mind would be as simple as attacking me when distracted, you were mistaken. Although, I will confess that your power is worth commending. I acknowledge your strength.
Mistake that for defeat, however... and you will be very, very disappointed.
...Shake King.

Shake King charges towards Somari, who to little suprise, is completely absent from where he was before, instantly bashing Shake King over the head with a G-Switch, before following up with several dozen thousand kicks to the torso, right after racing around the globe a hundred times to elbow him in the back!

I-a-just don't care.

The earth around them trembles as Somari plays relativistic pinball with Shake King's body, knocking him back and forth, with the power of each attack multiplying exponentially!

Rgh!

Stopping himself mid- flight, Shake King surrounds himself in a giant Shake Orb, blocking a boundless blow from Somari just in time, as well as shocking him!

TREMBLE!
Hmph!

Shake King ceases the opportunity to throw a punch... which is promptly phased through by Somari.

!?

Instinctively, Shake King swats at his behind, only to catch a kick to the chin from his side!

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G-Switch (Speed/Space)- Somari kicks a target, the output of this attack mirroring the amount of Gs (gravitational force equivalent) he would be experiencing multiplied by itself.

WAKA-WAKA. (What was that?)
It was Somari, no doubt.

Tailigee steps forward.

As for-a-the how... It only occured to me-a-now, but a while ago me and him discussed Somari's speed. I hypothesized that by-a-constantly vibrating his body, he would-a-manage to exceed the speed of light without losing density and mass, thus being able to infinitely increase the impact he would-a-make on contact.
He's-a-using this along with the velocity-a-gained from his trip here to gain an entirely different class of power.
(Huh.)
*BEEP*!
*jealous mumbling*

Wario gets up.

Ain't no guarantee Mr. McSpeedy over there's gonna beat Shake King!... 'Cuz... Hmm...
?
It's like... when I faced him. I felt like a million bucks! I could match that blonde-bearded pig blow for blow! At least in my Sparky form!
But that big boob just... it's like he doesn't get tired. He just kept on coming and coming! And he doesn't stop! Ya can't beat 'em in a war of attrition!

Wario jerks his thumb to Waluigi.

Not like takin' hits meant for you dunces gettin' in the way helped, either.
Please. Like it isn't your fault we're in this predicament in the first place.
.....Feh!
Either way, if any of us tries to fight Shake King off the way we are now, we'll only be in Somari's way. We need to come up with a plan.
Hrmmm.....

...
Though, to give you a word of advice... don't despair too heavily...
...The pain has only just begun. When you defeated me, I exploded into oblivion...

Shake King catches his fist, which suddenly bursts with electricity.

When I have had my way, you'll wish you had a fate as merciful.
Now...
...

Shake King prepares a Thunder Punch. Wario braces for impact, when...

HAAAA!

Shake King is struck by an unidentifiable force, launching him away from Wario!

Eh!?

Surprised, Wario looks upwards, spotting a mass of pure speed in front of him.

You okay?
Wh... How...?
Buildin' up speed using the distance from-a-this galaxy and and another. Not sure how-a-long I'll be able to keep it up, though.

Somari suddenly picks up Wario and leaps away from a streak of lightning.

No more interruptions...
NO! MORE!!! INTERRUPTIOONS!!!!!

Shake King's voice booms across the area. Wario and Somari both cover their ears.

Right. You need to go.
N--

Somari grabs Wario and dashes away, while coming back empty handed simultaneously.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Shake King fires a ceaseless storm of Shake Beams at Somari, who in an instant bridges the gap between himself and Shake King, avoiding all hazards and hitting him with thousands of powerful Homing Attacks!

YAH!

Slightly stunned, Shake King tries to strike Somari with a Raijinte, only for Somari to grab onto his arm and swing it into the air, following up with several Swirl Strikes, each of them blasting Shake King further and further!!

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Swirl Strike (Speed/Wind)- Somari punches the air, creating a giant, impenetrable, whirlpool of speed that bypasses all other projectiels. Cannot be dodged.

Shake King's fists dig into Wario's back, drilling into him and creating a sharp reservoir of pain.

OH MY GAWD! WAAAAAHHHHHH!

One big punch sends Wario crashing down on the ground. As he helplessly races for a way to get up, Shake King stomps on one of his arms!

...
What's wrong? Coward. It seems you've realized there is no longer any point in fighting.
The sorrow your companions will gain once they realize you have doomed them to such a cruel, unforgiving fate... I relish the thought. Such irony is befitting... don't you agree?
(...I can't win. I'm going to die here. Miner... I've failed.)
Your face tells me everything I need to know. You haven given into despair... just what I have been waiting for.

Yeah, sure! You all leave! I'll handle this tough guy on my on!
But--
No! If we stay with him, we'll only make-a-matters worse! Let's go!

As everyone seeks to huddle around the dismayed Waluigi. Ryoga begins to gather as well, but turns to Wario at the last minute.

Don't lose.

Ryoga, along with Mr. Game & Watch, gathers around Waluigi, who teleports himself and everyone else to a further location.

...
Wario looks up, only for a voice to speak from his back.]{impact_shadow}
After I'm done breaking you, I'll find each and every one of them and pluck the arms and legs from their bodies.
SHADDUP!

Wario immediately turns behind him and aims a punch, only to hit nothing but the air around him, as well as leave him open to a barrage of fierce attacks, before punting him into the air!

---

While skyrocketing from the kick, Wario attempts to recollect himself.

(I can deal damage now... but that prick's still faster and stronger! I can try and get him when his guard's down, but he ain't gonna let his guard down again!)

Suddenly, Wario feels his face grabbed by a large hand, halting his momentum and even more so accelerating his descent, crashing him back down with a rough landing.

Wario, my long-time nemesis... you have no idea how much I'm going to enjoy this.

Shake King pulls Wario back up, before slamming him back on the ground again, right after stomping on one of Wario's legs!

WAAAAAAAH!!!
You're far more athletic than you look. So my first order of business will be making sure that changes!

Shake King crushes Wario's other leg. Wario hollers in agony in a vain attempt at drowning out the noise of his bones breaking like glass.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
WOHOHOHOHOH! Oh, how I have longed for this symphony! Such sweet music is a most delightful pleasure! Louder! Louder!

Shake King picks Wario by the broken leg with one arm, using the other to repeatedly punch Wario in the back!

Tailigee looks at his wristwatch.

Actually, time was out now.
WAKA-WAKA! (Incoming!)

Through the clouds everyone catches wind of a falling blur, which seems to be...

WARIO!
*ROAAAAAR* (I'll get him!)

As Petey flies off to retrieve The self-proclaimed legend, something seems to alert Tailigee!

(Tailigee!)
Somari?
(Listen! You've-a-got to get everybody to evacuate the area! Otherwise they'll be in the way!)
But... what do you-a-mean by--
(There's-a-no time to explain! Just get everyone-a-safe distance away!)

As Somari's voice fades from Tailigee's head, the latter turns to everyone. Petey drops down with Wario.

Hah... Did ya see that? I know that's gonna leave a mark on that piece 'a work!
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

If you insist.

In shock, everyone looks up to see a very alive and well Shake King.

He's barely even hurt!!? But how?
I don't have a nose.

Shake King raises his hand into the air, summoning a stream of thunderbolts from the sky, beginning to plague the area!!

Soul is spat inside, landing on... well, you can't really land on anything when space doesn't exist.

Hello, this is Prototype Double Zero One. I am so tactical and smart and I think I know everything. Please respect me and my merry fellow nitwits.
What the fuck?
Sorry, I'm just... you wouldn't understand. Hey.
Howdy. Is everything going alright with you?
...Yeeeah. Why do you ask?
Are you braindead?

---

Take a look at the news. The rate of murders has reported to spike by 96%.
WOW. THAT'S NOT CON...VENTIONAL.
You don't say. Have you seen Delta?
....No. Haven't seen the kid since.
Ugh. We should've did something sooner before he decided to run off like that. Not knowing where he came from must've affected him big-time.
Stop trying to find excuses for what happened. The longer you spend burdening the past, the worse you'll become.
You're right. But I just can't help but feel... worried, you know? What if something happened to him?
He's tougher than any of us give him credit for, I've got nothin' but faith in him. He must be out there somewhere.
...Right. In the meantime, can I trust you not to end up stabbed or mugged in an alleyway?

---

Like you can trust Weird Al Yankovic to parody your music. How's Overturn?
You mean Overture. The robot we found in that accident...
...
......He hasn't said a word since that day. It doesn't look like anything's wrong with his CPU, either.
And I know you'll get to the bottom of that.
Hopefully. I guess I'll see you later, best case scenario with Delta and without Scale.
Yep. See ya, sis.
Alright. You too, best case scenario with Delta and without Scale. Be safe.
*click*
Now, then...

This is where it all began. He drained them of their power to get a headstart on his... Well, plan is largely inaccurate.
Shenanigans?
That's the one. Seeing as they can't maintain themselves without it, the only way to turn them normal would be to restore their power with a new reservoir of Emotional Energy.
I've got that.

Masked Man steps up, preparing to extract more energy... until everyone begins 'X Gon' Give It To You' playing in the background, coming specifically from Soul.

Sorry... it's... my phone... I, uh...
Take your time.
YOU take your time, you stupid... what even ARE you?

Soul backwards falls into an expanded Rift Sphere of his own making, which disappears.

...The mood's been ruined. Why doesn't Stupid Hair take over?
Pawning your responsibilities on someone else. Classy.
Careful you don't make a wrong move. Wouldn't want to break that glass house of yours.

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Rift Sphere (Space/Empty)- Soul creates a sphere devoid of mass that can expand or change shape without restriction, which also has the ability to nullify and absorb anything it comes into contact with, including Soul himself. All absorbed objects go to a separate infinite plane of reality known as "Limbo" belonging to Soul himself. If used in Limbo, it has the opposite effect, but has a quantity and limitation based on that of the parallel reality he was in.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUU--

Mech-tenant suddenly plops down on the ground beneath him, skidding before being put to a halt by A. Rock's body.

I told you we should've took the weekend off.

The both of them separate, getting back on their feet.

That was me! You were the one who suggested we take this guy out!
Ah.
I ASSURE YOU TWO, THE TASK YOU SPEAK OF IS MUCH EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
Nah. Busting a run-of-the-mill bank-robber can't be too hard.
I AM NOT RUN-OF-THE-MILL! I AM BURNING BRIGHT STING OF JUSTICE! THE BLACK SILHOUETTE BENEATH YOUR FEET! I AM THE DAY AND THE NIGHT! THE YIN AND THE YANG! THE LEGENDARY CLOCKWORK COMBATANT! I AM...



A. Rock and Mech-tenant glare at Chronom, then to each other, then at Chronom again.

....That sounds... so dumb.
REALLY? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; THE WINNER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! SO WITH THAT BEING SAID...

Chronom gestures at A. Rock and Mech-tenant.

WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE AND BACK UP YOUR TOUGH-TALK, ONE OF YOU? MANO A MANO. WE SHALL BATTLE IT OUT WITH GOOD OLD FISTICUFFS!

Mech-tenant begins to move, but A. Rock stops him.

Leave this to me, would you? Guys like these come a dime or dozen.
The phrase is "a dime a dozen"--
It doesn't matter, just let me handle this.
Oh, no. I've seen this happen before. You smugly step up and then get your rear handed to you on a silver platter after underestimating someone. It happened with Prototype, it happened with Venom Man and Gambit Man. It's my turn.
...

A. Rock silently steps aside. Mech-tenant continues to approach Chronom.

AH. I'M GUESSING YOU'RE THE BOTTOMER OF THE RELATIONSHIP.
Trust me. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be a bottomer, alright;
Six feet under.

A voice comes from the sidelines,

If it looks like you're in trouble, I'm hopping in.
THEN PREPARE TO INSTERT YOURSELF IN THIS FRAY SOON, EYEPATCH WEARER. BECAUSE WHEN IS AT BAT...
THE BATTLE ENDS IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!
Yeah, sure, whatever. Let's go.

Mech-tenant releases some of his power, before charging at Chronom head first.

Omega is surrounded by JammingMen that his entire field looks like a single space.

I've.... had enough of this stupid charade.
Hmph. Proposing to shy away from a warrior's victory yet again?
No. I'm proposing we end this now. We have more important things to do than twiddle our thumbs playing "Progs Versus Zombies".
So be it. Send me what I require and we will end this.

The... hold on-- nine, eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty six, fourty-- the large sum of JammingMan prepare to direct their attacks, when...

Scan Curse

In an instant, the JammingMan are simultaneously targeted with an attack for each of them, reducing them immediately!

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Looks like someone should've taught him some math.
Otherwise, he would've known that zero multiplied is still zero.
Hnnh...

Omega picks up the thing he very obviously came for. The electrical current begins to fade, and the remaining Viruses scatter in an attempt to escape.

Speaking of, think we'll have gained what it was using to duplicate like that?
Not likely.
Why not?
Ignoring that such primitive trash is beneath me, It only "duplicated" whenever the battle would have ended. That was a result of code being manipulated.
Huh...
What truly is of importance is that I have claimed another token demonstrating my power. And I will only continue to rise until I have claimed my place as the ruler of this sector of the Net!

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Gggh!...
Hmmm. How interesting. Even in my weakened state, it's been a long time since my power has been blatantly outmatched like that. Of course, he's destroyed my remaining JammingMan... but it takes little effort to make a new one.
But now... perhaps I may not even need to create JammingMan. Not with the generous battle data I've been given access to...
"Omega.EXE"... Truly, you are one of a kind.

Let's play again soon.... you... and the rest of the Cyberworld.

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Scan Curse (Null, Shield/Cursor)- A Program Advance. Omega creates a barrier that encapsulates the entirety of enemy territory, scanning any possible attacks and creating holograms prematurely while also smiting the panel the target is on. Attacks all possible targets.

BeastMan watches on the sidelines, seeming not to anticipate the magnitude of the ongoing battle in front of him.

I-inconceivable... to think that he would be remotely capable of this...
What is he? Some kinda freak? Maybe we should throw in the to--
No. I knew that he would have to be some level of competent to defeat that pretender RideMan... but I see I could have anticipated more.
This is nothing more than a simple learning experience. To learn more about our newcomer and JammingMan alike. In fact, I could say we're at the advantage. He's more likely to underestimate us than we are him.
You have a point. Though it means nothing if we're hopelessly outmatched.
Anyway, I doubt any of the future battles will take place at this level, though that's not to say I would be surprised. JammingMan isn't a being that cares so much of rank than it does survival.

What brings you here, anyway? Shouldn't you guys be more focused on that 'hocus pocus' junk of yours?
We have time to spare... we figured it would be best spent paying a mutual friend a visit... and share a small lead with them, should it help. Of course, it's not quite "UnderNet" related, so to speak.
Lead?
Just what are you on about?
If you and Sherrice aren't already too busy frothing to the mouth because of this "Red Death"... There have been several robberies taking place throughout the Cyberworld.
And every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Your point, Hatter?
My point is that some of these robberies have the same thing in common; After the victim has been robbed of their Ƶ and other valuables, they are branded with a symbol on their forehead.
Which doesn't really make sense? Unless you're trying to send a message, the point is to not get caught red-handed.
Incidentally, me and my partner crossed paths with a victim; They agreed to share details with us that would lead us to catching our perpetrator red-handed.
We were under the assumption that we should let you know rather than let you hanging.
You couldn't send an email.
Nobody does that anymore, madam.

Battle Start!

!!!!!
What the hell!?

The JammingMan begin launching various attacks at Omega, who moves around his field, dodging them with seemingly little trouble.

It makes no difference to me whether there are four or four thousand! They will meet the fate of their predecessors all the same, courtesy of my swagger!

Omega fires towards his foes with two more well-placed Omega Beams, wiping the JammingMen out!

Battle Start!

!!!!!
Only four again? Disap-
Omega turns behind him... seeing another squadron of JammingMen behind him, in a separate field of their own.

How is this even possible!?
What you should be focused on is what isn't possible. My defeat!

Avoiding a flurry of JamBolts JamBlast, and JamCrash attacks, Omega Retaliates with an Omega Squall, obliterating the JammingMen from both ahead and behind!

Battle Start!

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He's probably gone straight for Jamming... You think he'll be able to beat him?
It's hard to say. But we can only assume our newest troublemaker can't, though I wouldn't be surprised by an upset.
Ngh... it's unbelievable... Even in the UnderNet... for someone to be that...
Charming?

RideMan instantly turns around, ready for a surprise battle... but relaxes once he catches sight of the silhouette before him.

...Heh... still as big as a pain as ever, aren't you, HatMan?
Oh, hush, now! You should be happy to see me!
So, if you're here, then Shuuichi...?
Hey.

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JamCrash (Electric)- JammingMan electrifies its's body, throwing itself ahead in an attempt to hit a target.
Omega Squall (Null)- Omega splits into a maximum of 9 separate holograms (depending on the amount of panels there are available), and each of which fire traveling burst of energy with their own randomized timing. During this timespan attacks phase through Omega. After the attack, Omega phases into the place of any hologram of his choosing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAGH, AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! @#%&! #$^&(@!#~%! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!
Spare me of your pitiful lamentation. I refuse to allow myself be burdened by the likes of you.
NGH... HAHAH... IS THAT THE WAY YOU SEE IT? YOU'RE THE "BURDENED ONE"!?...
...Forget it. ...Nnnh... not like you care, but I'm not out of commission just yet. That JammingMan... as soon as you would've blocked off it's attack, I got electrocuted. Looks like I took the actual damage from the attack instead of you... but how?
...
And that's not all... We've already beat JammingMan... But after it was supposed to be deleted, two more took it's place!
And this is of concern to me how?
Ugh... whatever. Just don't get hit or who knows what might happen. And be careful. This isn't like any other Navi we've fought before.
On the contrary.

Omega crushes the two JammingMen with a single Omega Crash!

These fools are nothing but commonfolk compared to my glory.

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Omega Crash (Null, Terrain/Cursor)- Using a dark force, Omega levitates as many empty panels on his side of the field as possible and sends them straight at the opposing side, one quickly after another. A batch of new panels take the place of the ones thrown after usage.

A pity. Your animalistic tendencies have cost you your primitive life. To think a fate so cruel would be so avoidable. A gamble. A life, or death lived gloriously.
Instead, my Omega Beams will reduce you to... ashes.
(How beneficial... I get to see both that menace and JammingMan in action for the first time.)

JammingMan begins warping from space to space before shooting a JamBlast, only for Omega to dash right through with an Omega Curse, following up with an Omega Beam!

Hmph. A pathetic farce. It's chances were zero from the-- Huh?
Blasphemy! All battle has been ended courtesy of myself!
Yeah, that's only one of our worries.
Wo--

Omega instinctively warps a panel up, avoiding a JamBolt, but then has his Omega Scan block the force of an oncoming JamBlast!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
!?

Omega looks forward... spotting two more JammingMen.

(He moved... it was just a reflex, but he moved.)

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JamBlast (Electric, Modifier)- JammingMan fires a streak of electricity towards the target. On hit, several side effects may occur:
-The target's internet connection may fail
-The PET and/or other device the target is using may shut down.
-The target will be hit with double the damage the move would deal.
-The target will automatically teleport back to their home location.
-The damage done by the attack will be released externally from the device, potentially shocking anyone in range.

Omega Curse (Null, Cursor)- Omega teleports to the closest square on the same row as the target before dashing straight at them, taking no damage during the interval of the dash. If he connects, he will grab them by the face (or by an equivalent), pinning them down before the panel they are on detonates into a powerful beacon of energy, doing rapid damage.

JamBolt (Electric, Cursor)- JammingMan summons a bolt of lightning on the panel the target was on at the time the attack was launched. May paralyze on hit.

You. I don't know if it was a dream or if you actually invaded my mindscape, but you... attacked me... inside my mind.
Hold on, people can do that!?
It's basic bitch telepathy.
And what if I did? Would you teach me a lesson? Power up and throw your best punch? Reference internet culture and beg for pity points? Because If you're in the mood for some just desserts, I'm ready when you are.
I'll kill you and create a Robot Master solely made for defecating on your buried grave. Not that there would be a funeral for someone nobody loves.
Hnh. Well, you'd know if that was the case, wouldn't you? After all, the only time everyone cared for your sorry ass was when there was something they had to shove something back inside of it.
How about you come over here and try your luck on whether or not you can put me in that position? Fooled me once, shame on you.

Die a painful death!

Walter begins to make his move, but is suddenly blocked by literally everyone else there.

Maybe beat this guy up later? We still have a greater evil to take care of.
Yeah, like bust the guy who lazily turned these things into Sepias.

A large majority of the people present look towards where Big Eye is facing.

The Seven Maidens of Hyrule. Their powers have been leeched.... by Vaati.

Will Smith rears his head to the Masked Man.

...So what did you do?
...Pardon?
I asked what the hell you did. I'm not stupid. As soon as you spoke something was up. Obviously there would have to be something he'd remember you by.
You do loathe him to an unhealthy degree. Perhaps it's simply he reminds you of--
Back off. That's not for you to decide.
Then what, tough guy? What on earth did you do?
...I simply taught him a lesson on where being an ignorant fool gets you.
You KILLED him?
...No. I didn't even kill--
Did you give him a "monster wedgie"?
What? No. I--
Stole his hair conditioner?
...What use do you think I have for something stupid like that? No. What I REALLY did was--
Have a lot of explaining to do.

The Masked Man doesn't even bother turning around.

They're here.
Here? You bet. Here to chew a certain person's ass, that is.
I think you mean "kick".
I said what I said.

If there was anything we could exploit, we'd be exploiting it.
Wario...!

Waluigi begins to move, but is stopped by a hand behind him.

*rawr* (It's too dangerous.)

---

Shake King grabbing hold of Wario with a half-nelson, speeding closer and closer to the outside of the stratosphere.

Nngh!....Ghhh..
I wonder... how long will you be able to manage in the depths of space without oxygen?
Aghhh.... Dunno...
Good thing I won't have 'ta find out.
Hmm!?
Wind Power... Wario Waft.

---

From where everyone is standing, they can see a gigantic green explosion from above the sky.

Aqua Fishtot moves 5 spaces right. Triton Bubble a space up, and Ambience three right.