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...I promise nothing.
It's your call, buddy. It's your call.
Okay, how is he doing that!?
Look at his legs.
...Woah... I had no idea you swung that way--
No! He's channeling an aura in his feet and using it to propel himself!
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA (I can reach him. It may take some slight effort, but interdimensional travel is still within my realm of control.)
Like cattle, you all settle for mediocrity and applaud the average. I refuse to let myself stagnant. I will keep fighting until everyone recognizes my presence as their superior. And all that challenge me will be blown to the graveyard like rubbish.
...
...So you're a coward?
A what?
Need I repeat myself? You're a simple coward. That, or you simply don't understand humans.
I've already told you in the past. If you get rid of guys while they're weak, you aren't proving anything. You're only robbing yourself of the chance to let them return stronger.
Navis might be different, but if there is one thing we sapiens hate? it's losing. You see us as soft-- give us the proper motivation, and that can change.
...
You know what? Scratch that. Let's drop some digital heads. Lay waste to as many Rankers as we can find, it's not like anybody lying here doesn't deserve it.
...But if *I* were one of them? After being left to rot once stripped of my pride, my status, and my identity? I'd only wish I was dead.
...
...*grumbling noises*
Damn it...
Worthless trash. I have no room for such ineptitude in my plans.
Say the word, and I'll try and get us out of here.
N-not yet...
..I intend to be the ruler of this realm and show the strong just how outclassed they truly are.
...
Count yourself fortunate that you will still have opportunities to prove that usefulness has not outlived yourself. For when that occurs... deletion awaits.
Ngh.. Yes.
However, should we fail to find this next-in-rank... you will be held responsible.
I am wholeheartedly prepared.
Talk about a close call.
Hmph. That naive pretender will pay for that and more when the time is ripe.
Are you sure?
Quite. Brutes like him are all the same. They'll shove their power into the enemy's face until it goes away. Too arrogant and too foolish to improvise when they're beaten at their own game.
It's very possible he may be the strongest... and his Operator may have a shred of skill... but that does not make him the best.
I see what you mean. Though maybe we should get going before he reconsiders on his past thoughts...
What the hell is your problem with the constant threats, anyway? What motivates you to kill so many people?
How is it your feeble mind cannot process something so insignificant? If one's life bears no use for me, I shall exterminate it.
Hah. No. Humans aren't feeble--
You are human. Correct?
...
And what do you do day by day? You reduce yourself to menial labor. You relent your freedoms to this "boss" of yours.
If all humans are this way-- submissive, reclusive, soft-- Then I resent them with every fiber of my being.
WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (It won't come down to that. Tracing his location via the electromagnetic signature of his little shadow should do.)
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Spooky's back at it again. And for the very last time.)
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (This is something I wouldn't expect of Toc-Man, or even Blinky's crew.)
WAKA-WAKA WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA (Jokes on him. I don't plan on going through some sort of fetch quest to fix his mistakes. As soon as I find him, he'll wish he had went to an afterlife instead instead of staying as a ghost.)
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Dead men don't need answers, Spooky. Especially not the one I'm looking at.)
WAKA-WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA... (Who said anything about sealing? I was thinking something more...)
...Waka. (...permanent.)
WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA... WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Spooky... I don't know how you've returned. And I don't care. But if you're responsible for the devastation of Pac-Land... I promise you'll pay.)
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA WAKA.)(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
If you get a hold on White's possible whereabouts or end up meeting him, let us know.
Bye bye everyone! Thank you so much for playing our game!
Adios!
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Yeah, I think it's about time I visited the ol' village in Pac-Land. Nothing but good times-a-waitin'. See ya!)
Last, and definitely least...
...Jeez...
So what now? We won, right? And Wario didn't learn a single thing through this overarching story spanning hundreds of pages because of everyone else's impatience, right? What next?
We go our own separate ways. There are way too many of us present for more than two of us to be important at a time.
Sure.
I'm really rusty on my training, aren't I? I should probably get back to it... somehow.
Well, Wario, The Legend, could probably help you get back into shape... for a reasonable fee, that is!
...
YOU'RE THE THEIVING SCUMBAG WHO--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Who does he think he is!? He thinks he can make a mockery from me and run from a challenge any which way!? Damn him!
...Fine. Play your games. I'll find you eventually, Black! And when I do, we WILL finish what we started!
...Count on it.
...M-marsh...
...Wah.
Wah! Waluigi!
Eh? WAHAHAHA-- Wah?
Waluigi Waluigi!
Eh, eh, eh!~ Wario, WAH! Wah! Wario Wario wah?
*resigned grumble* Wah.
WA-HEY! Waluigi time!
Nope. No idea what they were saying.
...
Hmph. I don't know what you are-- and frankly, I don't care.
Try and attack me. I guarantee you'll end up just like them.
...!!!
Woah. You really worked your magic on these guys.
I don't need your help.
But you get to witness Wario's mega muscles in action anyway! So if anything, you should be grateful!
I'm grateful for one thing, alright...
OMGWANDANO!
I'm fine. I was going to come here with Power-Ups to help you all, but clearly that wasn't needed, since Wario obviously got the job done.
No, that was Somar--
YOU BET I DID! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hey, ah... do you still have those--
I always wondered. What's with these things? Do you eat them, or...?
Eh, don't question it.
...
The Babylon Rogues don't play favorites, pal. If we see it, we take it!
Yeah! Hand us all the treasure you've got in stock!
I dunno, Jet. We've already wasted a ton of time here.
Look, we came here for one thing and one thing only. I say it's time we step up!
Isn't that right, Storm?
......Duh... if I HAD to be honest...
Okay, YOU of all people should not be on Wave's side here!
We can always come back. Right now, we're behind schedule.
...Fine!
in' fine. We're heading out.
You lucked out, simian.
Sure. Keep telling yourself that.