GET IT ON!

In the swift blink of an eye, John Cena charges straight for Vaati, targeting a punch to his chest... which is blocked nonetheless.

That's interesting. I'm reading your mind, but I still can't see your movements.

Vaati picks John up and tosses him away, with Cena of course landing on his feet and bullrushing him once again. Will Smith also targets Vaati from the other side, but both of them are caught by a handstanded kick that sends them upwards.

Easy peasy, lemon--
Sega Satān, Shiro!

Vaati is suddenly caught by a Seoi Nage, planting him onto his back as Segata lands multiple hard punches on him at once!

Filthy Gamecube trash!

Segata soccer-punts Vaati, generating a force strong enough to blast him out of the Sanctuary!

---

Skyrocketing away from the moon, Vaati suddenly halts his velocity just in time and dodge Homing All-Rupturings, using Laser Joe's mind to predict the location of the projectiles!

Ohohoh, this is more like it!

Vaati, suddenly hit with a sort of realization cautiously looks upwards, seeing only a silhouette in the far distance of space.

(This is for stabbing my father.)

As Vaati realizes what's about to happen he hurries in an attempt to block, but is nonetheless still bombarded with rapid Undisputed Justice!

---

Undisputed Justice (Missile/Explode)- Junior remote-calls from a distant satellite a 4758 mile-wide nuclear missile filled to the brim with deadly radiation which instantly decays targets on contact right before destroying them on a molecular level.

Will Smith, Segata, Rambo, and Cena glare at the unmasked Vaati unsurprised.

Sorry, but I hope you didn't think getting rid of me would be that easy.
Y-you.... I-in my head... that was you... YOU...
BASTARD... I won't forgive you....
I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Walter lets out a cry of rage, beginning to power up... though promptly reverts to his regular state.

What the heck!?
For someone who speaks so much of "Balance", he sure is bad at practicing it.
I--... I thought your name was--
"COMPOUND"? Dude, did you trust the filename? Unless it's been stated, there is no telling whether it is right or wrong.

Vaati looks over to Will Smith.

What's the matter, Willy Wonka? you're not going to try and rewind me?
Maybe if we were unaware of any of your little traps time-based powers would trigger.
Nah. WE'RE going to get rid of you the old fashioned way.

John Cena transforms into a Super Saiyan.

Hope you're ready for a beatdown.
Hmm. Interesting. If you think you can win, then by all means... Come.

I haven't heard of either of those before, but yes, I understand.

Try Imgur. Click "New Post", and upload whatever image you want from there.

Hopefully that helps.

FIRST, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PITIFUL EMERGENCY TRAPS! DESTINY SPARKLE!

Still charging forward, Chronom swipes several Destiny Sparkles through different scattered areas around the field, all of which go off upon touching the ground!

(Those were the emergency land mines I set down.)

Mech-Tenant brings out his scythe and steps forward with a heavy swing, which Chronom slides under.

(Hold on. If he knew they were there, why did he wait until now to get rid of them?)

Mech-tenant tries to turn around, but instead takes a kick to the back, launching him into the air, which he uses to recover and land just in time evade a series of punch and kicks, nearly falling for a faint but successfully blocking the last punch, which successfully forces him back.

(Either he's trying way too had to be theatrical... or there's a certain limit up to what he can see ahead.)
(No matter what, there's only one way I'm gonna find out.)

Mech-tenant relaxes his arms and lowers his guard.

...Heh. It's worth a shot.
DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU SPEAK OF... BUT NONETHELESS, YOU WILL BE ENTERTAINED!

Chronom puts his hands on his hips.

TRUTHFULLY, FOR AN EVILDOER, YOU HAVE LASTED MUCH LONGER THAN ANY OF MY... OTHER FOES! AND FOR THAT, I MUST THANK YOU! YOU HAVE TRULY BROUGHT WITH YOU A SPECTACLE TO SHOW!
AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED, PERHAPS MAY CROSS PATHS WITH YOU AGAIN. WHAT MIGHT YOUR NAME BE, BOTTOMER?
...Rydon.
...V--
RYDON THIS D--

Mech-tenant suddenly drills beneath the ground at a high speed.

...HMMMM.

Chronom turns to A. Rock.

...MIGHT YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR DOMESTIC PARTNER HAS DUG THEMSELF INTO?
I know the face my right fist is going to dig itself into in the next five seconds if you don't leave me alone.

---

Destiny Sparkles (Crystal/Electric)- Fires a small, twinkling star-like projectile which expands with range and destructive power upon colliding with a surface.

Walking along the sidewalk, a robot watches a YouTube livestream through their phone.
*cartoonish noises*
AGH!
HAHAHAH! TRUMPED YET AGAIN!
Hah. Priceless.

Another robot looks over the other one's shoulder.

Hey--
Yeah, yeah. No point in using cell-phones when you have built-in Wi-Fi and Internet access.
Not what I meant. What the hell are you watching?

The first robot shows the livestreaming video to the second, which plays a first-person view of a purple robot directing punches the recording person, only to be dodged and kicked in the chest.

He's the awesome new internet sensation known as
...Okay, first: We already held an intervention on this. No stanning, no kinning, no minimum effort 5-minute YouTube video compilations filled with random segments, no AMVs, and no profile pictures.
*cartoonish noise*
...Second: Why do you even bother with this guy? He's probably some 2-bit fraud, or some kinda phony who can't really fight.
Have you even watched him? He's a real fighter.
Like you would know. I'll bet that's not even why you care.
Well, he is funny... and his voice is kinda dreamy...

The second robot turns around, pulls out a can of repellent, and sprays Cadence with it.

Stop it. He's probably some ugly, newt-looking fool.
Dim, it's 20XX. Ugly robots don't exist.
I dunno. I saw a cyclops-looking one the other day.
Oh, come on! he could've have been that bad!

The two walk off.

---

Mech-tenant drops down on one knee.

(Dammit... this is like a nightmare! That guy can see through everyone of my moves!....)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (I've gotta think of a way to keep him off his guard and prove I don't need to transform to beat him!...But how...?)

IF YOU'RE TOO FEARFUL TO APPROACH ME... THEN! WILL COME FOR YOU!

Chronom charges straight for Mech-tenant!

(Whatever it is... I have to think of it fast!)

Vaati grabs onto Walter, latching onto him with extreme pain.

K-kill me...! Do it! This is what you want, right!? You want me to pay!? Kill me!!

Walter looks down at Vaati, releasing a gust of force which blows him back onto the ground.

Shut up, you idiot.
I... I..
No, you're certainly not sorry. You'd do all of this again given the opportunity.
(If he's lost his powers, then...)
image The spell's broken. Everyone under his influence is automatically free to realize the true horror behind their actions.

Walter wags a finger in the air.

The way you are now, even Junior could kill you. So you have a point. It would be easy. Problem solved. Bad guy beaten.
But I have a better idea.

Walking into the room is the Masked Man from before. Vaati immediately catches a glimpse of the blade in his arms.

Miss me?
No...
That "Hero" you hate so much has already been translocated to a... safer grounds.
NO... I DON'T-- DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!
Be honest. Was there ever any common sense involved in this scheme of yours... or was the whole randomness to mask your overwhelming narcissism?
Gee. Sure reminds me of someone.
Go to hell.

The Masked individual approaches forward.

PLEASE, I SWEAR! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU GUYS WANT! I'LL-- I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS MY COCK FOR FREE!
Giggety.

As the Masked Man slowly trudges along the hall, Walter snaps his fingers. The Cucco suddenly vaporizes away.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

The loss of Vaati's rooster companion sends him into a flying rage, as he charges at Walter like a rabid animal, doing absolutely no damage at all.

KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL EVERYONE! I'LL KILL... I'll..

Vaati begins to break down, after the loss of his only attachment to any seeming semblance of sanity he had left. His lashes of fury turn to sadness as he slams his arms on the floor in tears.

You see it now, don't you? This is the exact same thing millions of people are facing right now. The difference between them and you?

The Masked Man seems closer than ever. He lifts his blade.

You'll have no light at the end of your tunnel.

As it begins to lower, Vaati braces himself as everyone else watches, except for Prototype, who jumps directly behind Walter... just in time to get stabbed.

WHAAAAAAT!?

Ugh... you guys owe me big time for this.

Prototype collapses. Everyone's attention turns to the one responsible.

What can I say?...
...It looks like I was the impostor all along.

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!

How does it feel, big man? How does the overwhelming pain feel?
That burning sensation-- that's only a fraction of the amount of suffering you've caused with your nonsense.
STOP! STOOOP! YOU'RE THE HEROES! HEROES DON'T DO THIS!!!!
Hate to break it to you, but if you or anyone thinks of us that way, then their interpretation of the word "hero" is very flawed.
We're just a couple of guys who think you should get a taste of exactly what you deserve.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Are we sure he's immortal? Couldn't he end up willing his own death to happen?
Or better yet-- couldn't we rewind him to before he gained immortality?
In theory, yeah.
Then why haven't we?
Because I'm not Soul. I don't spend every minute dwelling on what should and shouldn't be possible.

Soul flips Will Smith off.

But now that you mention it...

Will Smith suddenly uses New Rewind Time, shifting Vaati back to a much younger age.

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHY DOES IT STILL BURN!?!?
Hang on, how does he remember what just happened if--

A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!

Vaati cries out in agony from the last attack. The one responsible lands down next to everyone else.

Awwww, did that sting?
Y-YOU... HOW...
Telepathy, you hunk of garbage. My mind. Your mind.
Normally, that kick wouldn't have done that much damage to you. All I did was amplify the feedback from the nerves to your brain to make you stimulate it.
I can tell you all of this because no matter how real you know it is, your mind will still process that pain the same way.

Walter holds two fingers, pointing them at Vaati gun-style.

!!

Vaati pre-emptively shields his body with the orbs around him.

You only lasted as long as you did before because you were at best an inconvenience. Even then, the only person who came enough to arrive was so selfish they didn't even intend to stop you.
...
But rest assured. You may not be going to hell... but you'll still burn.

Walter shoots a Finger Blaster, which only bounces off of one of Vaati's orbs, but...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings, my dangerous despot!
Oh, no! It's Koopenstein!
Pffft. No it isn't. Look at that dorky outfit.
Well, one man's trash is another man's--
Cut the crap, Pom Pom. Nobody believes you.
...

"Koopenstein" transforms back into Pom Pom.

Apologies, my lord.
Your impersonations are getting better.
You really think so?
Nah.

One of the three figures turn to Bowser.

What's the plan now, boss?
Yeah. What now? My 8-bits are lookin' for some action.
I... don't know. I've never actually gotten this far.
Don't tell me you actually think this is over.
Just you wait and see, pipsqueak. Just you wait and see.

Suddenly, Kamek starts getting feedback from his wand.

*kssssht* Reporting to the Koopa King! The secret weapons have been confiscated! Awaiting further instruction! kssssht*

Bowser and Kamek exchange looks. Bowser nods to Kamek, who clears his throat.

I'll be back shortly.

Kamek warps away.

This was going to be a double post but eh

---

Chronom dodges all of Mech-tenants attacks, backflipping from a wide swing of a scythe.

What the hey?!
YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF HAVING TROUBLE TOUCHING WITH YOUR FARMING TOOL-- FOR I CAN SEE THE VERY FUTURE ITSELF!
Well, that hardly seems fair!
AND WHO ARE YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT FAIR? I DOUBT NEITHER YOU OR YOUR BOYFRIEND WOULD COMPLAIN SHOULD A HANDICAP BENEFIT YOU!

Mech-tenant transforms.

Are we allowed to kill this guy?
I don't think we are, but nobody'll care if we do, so...
IF YOU EVILDOERS THINK YOU CAN. POWER UP UNTIL ALL THE UNDERWORLD BREAKS LOOSE. I DON'T NEED A SILLY TRANSFORMATION TO BEST MY FOES!
...Is that right?
Neither do I.
COME THEN, EXTREMELY EMO MAN! I SHALL VANQUISH YOU AND THEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING WEIRD THINGS LIKE THAT!

Mech-tenant once again dashes at Chronom, but while doing so thinks to himself.

(Wait a moment. He said he can see the future, so what if he's just stringing me along here?)

Mech-tenant suddenly jumps back, firing a D. Star Buster, which Chronom leaps over, diving straight at Mech-tenant with an extended leg.

CLLLLLLOCKWORK! KIIIIICK!
Hmph!

Mech-tenant quickly morphs his scythe into a shield to block the kick... which never actually makes contact, as the robot suddenly finds his legs sweeped into the air, before being uppercutted upwards into the sky!

HAHAHAHAH! GETS THEM EVERY TIME!
He really fell for that feint?
(This 'Chronom' is a very dirty fighter. Ironic for someone who claims to speak of justice.)

...
...*cluck*
Eyup. I know. Any second now, they'll come. But it's not about winning or losing. And the damage has already been done.
The earth will never forget this catastrophe. And when they think of all the mass bloodshed... they'll come looking for the face of the government to blame.
Either way, they can't win. So no matter what the--
Shut up.

A blur breaks through the walls, bashing it's fist against Vaati face before he can block with his orbs.

I rolled with that punch. Your fist would not have survived contact if not for that.
Want to test that theory?
Rest assured, Edgetype. I have other people to do that in my stead. Get 'em, mes!

The Vaatis set their sights on Prototype, who simply folds his arms as each of them are struck by All-Rupturing, disintegrating them. slowly, Laser Joe, Big Eye, Junior, Scale and Soul all become visible to Vaati.

Well, now we know you weren't exaggerating when you said these beams were made of "termination itself".
Why can you even do that!?
Don't tell me you're mad at that, too.
!!... I feel a major lack of context...

Prototype scowls.

Oh, please. All you need to know is that you'll be given such a pounding that you'll wish you could die.
Ding dong, you're wrong!

Vaati fires a Reborne Laser... which is seemingly Rewinded back into his eye, giving Segata and John Cena the chance to come out from the ground and punch Vaati, who prepares to release a Malefic Explosion. which is rewinded again, as Vaati is sprayed with more and more gunfire, taking a sniper shot from outside the sanctuary at the end!

HGEHBAHMDBGFMAHSB!!
My bad. Did I forget to mention? Say hello to my New Rewind Time. So long as it fits the bill, I can rewind and accelerate anything through any point in time whenever I want, however I want.

Soul froths at the mouth.

What!?
You know what that means, right? You've lost. At any time, your powers could be reversed.
WHAT!?
What did you think we were? Some chumps who would rely on artifacts to win and then mask it on the premise of teamwork?
You should have paid better attention to us while you could, Vaati. The only reason you're still here... is to satiate our satisfaction.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

From the ceiling, Vaati suddenly receives a sharp kick to the head!

---

New Rewind Time (Time)- A separate ability from the original. Will Smith rewinds the target backwards (or alternatively forwards) through the timestream of their existence. Rewind speed can be infinitely slow or instantaneous, and targets can be rewinded until they simply do not exist. There are only a few select exceptions to this rule.

All-Rupturing (Laser/Empty)- Laser Joe fires an invisible (with no exceptions can it be sensed, except by Laser Joe) laser which ruptures the target on a reality-nullifying scale, instantly erasing them (again, with no exception). Can be switched to not erase, but does no damage. Immune to friendly fire.

Do you think we should have a catchphrase?
That sounds, as spoken by a true commoner, "lame".
What? No! It'd be a hit!
I do enough hitting as it is.

Omega bounces off a virus, exploding it and escalating through the air.

See? And no moronic phrases required.
You're looking at this the wrong way. Think of it like a battle cry.
I tend to let my enemies do the battle crying. Particularly after I shoot them very hard in the face or stomach.
Omega, "AAAAAAUGH" isn't a battle cry. It's the sound you make when you're mortally wounded.
And that is relevant how?? They are both used by losers. Why should either be treated differently than the other?
Because one is consistent and the other is not.
Of course the screams of forsaken Navigators is consisent. Simply take a look at the people I--
We--
I-- have sent to the Graveyard.
You're impossible to pitch things to.
Only when the appeal of said "pitch" is utter stupidity.

The airborne Omega glances back, seeing BeastMan racing forward.

Hmph. Sniveling sycophant.

Meanwhile, BeastMan seems to be doing fine at his own pace.

It seems like the growth in Viruses has faded.
That's true... although something tells me we haven't seen the worst of things just yet.
Far from it. Though, if things go the way they have been going, the plan will be smooth sailing from here.

BeastMan looks up at Omega.

Look at that ignorant snob. He's been playing at this for far too short a time to gain such confidence in himself.
Just wait. Him and the current UnderKing will collide, and after such... I'll lead the way to be the sole ruler.
What if it doesn't go that way?
We will be more than prepared if so, Takeo. We'll just have to use... it.

BeastMan continues forward... unaware of an out of breath presence behind him.

*pant*, *pant*...ugh, how are they so fast?

The unknown individual looks up.

And him... he's borderline flying! That bastard... I just know it! He's the guy who deleted me!

they stomp their foot on the ground.

He'll pay for this! I swear it!... just... just after I'm rested up enough to follow them.

The silhouette steps into view, revealing itself to be Meddy.

Ah! Sorry!

The minute he turns around, his bazooka is centimeters away from the face of a silhouette in front of him.

Go on. Shoot.

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDA!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Joe and Alastor stand at their respective mechas, their arms folded as the two trump cards punch each other at inaccessible speed.

HAAAAH!!

The Six Majin suddenly catches Alastor's Rex Majin with a wide haymaker, seemingly knocking it down... only for it to do a handstand, flipping into the air and diving straight into the Six Machine's gut with humongous-sized Ultra Violet Kick!

MUDAAAAA!
Guh...!

Uh oh!
What did I tell you, Joe? Your puny "Six Majin" can't stand up to the power that I possess!

---

Ultra Violet Kick (Shadow/Swift)- Alastor (or Rex Majin) dives at the opponent (leaping into the air if they aren't in it already), doing a powerful divekick with the power of the the user's and the target's inner darkness. Penetrates defenses.

Joe comes back, riding on his Six Machine Vehicle.

Looks like it. Though I just wish it had come to me a little more subtly.
I assure you, my long-time nemesis-- that was nothing but a simple love tap.

Joe turns to the sky, seeing a dark, winged silhouette in the air.

...Alastor. Why choose now of all times to attack!?
Because I'm not wasting my time letting any of those two-bit buddies of yours get in the way of our little rematch.
You remember our past fight, right? When I crippled you and broke almost all the bones in your body?
...Yeah. But I've gotten stronger since then. And a hell of a lot more skilled. You won't get the drop on me as easily the next time!
That's where your wrong, Joe...
...because there won't be any 'next times'.