Yeah, no. YOU came at ME first. Besides, the only pest here is YOU.

Legacy Aeon then pulls out a tin of Catnip and downloads it into his face! Suddenly, everything becomes super slow from Legacy Aeon's point of view, but not Aeon himself, making him look SUPER FAST to other people!

Woah-ho, In a gadda da vida, baby!

Legacy Aeon suddenly uses his newfound speed to run up to Juno Black's face and Blood Punches it in the face!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 10 turns left

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Attack Name: Blood Punch
A super strong melee attack that causes an explosion.

Legacy Aeon suddenly shoots an Ice Bomb at Juno Black!

  Still here, moron!

  Crap, you're right! We gotta get him out of there!
  Quickly, guys! Perhaps we're not too late!
  You guys do what you want, I'm gonna take a Defense Capsule.

[Shock Man,]{electic} Virus Man, and Photon Man start tying to bust Pulse Man's capsule open! Meanwhile, Legacy Aeon is still firing rockets!

  Sorry, I don't pay attention to those "hey Shitass*" memes. They're kinda unoriginal; some guy challenges Shitass, and then Shitass outdoes them, most likely killing them in the process. It's pretty cookie-cutter if you ask me.
  Doesn't stop it from being funny. The ways that Shitass manages to one-up his opponents are pretty amusing, if for ridiculousness alone.
  Eh, guess we'll just agree to disagree.

Legacy Aeon continues firing rockets!

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The Almighty Stick Bug Army suddenly uses a bunch of Armor Songs to withstand the incoming explosions form the Poppers!

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*Yes, that's actually what he's called. By the way, claiming Shitass.

Ugh, fine, Trimarc just uses it on a Badnik he saw on the road or whatever as a prank. Also, new rule, You're Going To Brazil mrely sends the target to Ronaldinho Soccer 64 without damaging them, and causes the user's Max HP to be reduced by 25% until it's done recharging, which, by the way, won't happen until the 31 days are up, which they will be on January 29th.

Admit it though, the Ronaldinho Soccer meme was at least 15% funny.

Suddenly, a giant, non-attackable hand grabs Somatic before he can react, and doesn't let go! Even if Somatic HAD reacted, however, the hand came from a spatial rift to another dimension, which would have sucked Somatic in with the force of a black hole! Besides, the very fabric of the spatial rift somehow prevents teleportation or any method of escape!

  Ah, cool. You can tell him all about it during your stay in Brazil!

In an instant, Somatic is pulled into the rift, and into a dark dimension! The rift closes!

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Dark. Darker. Yet darker. Yet more darker. Dark stuff, darker stuff, and even darker stuff. Darkness as far as the eye can see.
One second passes.
Two seconds pass.
Three seconds.
Four seconds.
Five.
Suddenly, drums start playing, and soon after, some music, while a logo flies in front of Somatic's face.

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  YOU JUST GOT PWNED, F T W !
  You sure he won't just escape like the last guy you used that on?
  I've been refining my art; that title screen can erase pretty much ANYONE'S existance, if not leave them severly crippled.
  And I ain't talking about "sent to The Void" erased. I'm talking about ERASED erased.

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Ability Name: You're Going To Brazil
Type: Space/Empty
Description: An ability useable only by the Memelord. A portal to a dimension sucks in all foes with the force of a black hole, while a giant hand emerges from the portal, grabbing any and all stragglers. The dimension they are sent to is impossible to escape from, no matter what technique is used, and no matter who it is. This costs all of the user's Weapon Energy, and can only be used once per month.

(End of day. For realzies this time.)

Legacy Aeon fires off a few more rockets!

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The Almighty Stick Bug Army sends a bunch of Buzzsaws at the enemy!

(OOC: End of day for me. Try not to do anything major while I'm gone, okay?)

Legacy Aeon dodges, and tries to Flame Belch Juno Black from behind!

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The Almighty Stick Big Army yeets half of the Poppers back at the Flash Man Clone Army! They then follow up with some Bash Jams!

Legacy Aeon refuses to let up with the rockets!

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(Wait, since when can Flash Man use attacks from FNAF World?)

A few Almighty Stick Bugs take massive damage from the Slashers and most of them take some damage from the Jack-O-Bombs, the onslaught of Bash Jams and Bad Pizzas continues, with a few Gloom Songs mixed in to lower the Attack stats of enemies!

Legacy Aeon dodges, firing some Rockets at Juno Black!

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The Almighty Stick Bug Army continues launching Bash Jams and Bad Pizzas!

Legacy Aeon leaps from the wall and tries to Chainsaw Juno Black's arm off!

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Oh, but that poor fool doesn't realize that The Almighty Stick Bug can easily dodge its own attacks, and that [The Almighty Stick Bug]{nature_siwft} had another trick up its nonexistent sleeves; a Zenith Shatter named Pestilent Duplication!

The Almighty Stick Bug tackles one of the Flash Man Clones so hard that they both shatter into trillions of pieces! Afterwards, The Almighty Stick Bug's linear fragments start glowing and merging together like in those Stick Bug videos you see on Youtube, turning him into an ARMY of Almighty Stick Bugs!

(Army:) *about a trillion Almighty Stick Bugs going   "GET STICK BUGGED LOL"   over and over to the point where you can barely even hear what they're saying*   LOL

That's right, it's a callback to Page 251, as a crapton of Bash Jams are launched at the Flash Man Clone Army!

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Zenith Shatter: An extremely powerful technique that very few have mastered. Every person has at least one Zenith Shatter unique only to them, and pulling one off requires immense concentration.

Zenith Shatter Name: Pestilent Duplication
Type: Copy
User: The Almighty Stick Bug
Description: The Almighty Stick Bug tackles an enemy so wiht enough force to shatter BOTH of them into trillions of pieces, then the fragments merge into an ARMY of Almighty Stick Bugs, each as powerful as the real deal! The additional Almighty Stick Bugs fuse back into the original when the battle ends though.

Legacy Aeon tries to dodge the Psycho Burst, retaliating with a Super Shotgun blast!

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The Almighty Stick Bug follows that up with a Buzzsaw!

Legacy Aeon deftly avoids the Chaos Spears and tries to SSG Juno Black in the face, at an increased speed!

  Hey, ugmo! Your fight's with ME!

Virus Man guards himself with a Virus Outbreak! Shock Man, Circuit Man, and Photon Man, however, take damage!

Shock Man tries to pull out every wire attached to the capsule, if any!
Legacy Aeon uses Speed Boost!

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The Almighty Stick Bug immediately follows up with a Bash Jam!

Circuit Man tries to pry the capsule off the ground, while Virus Man tries to latch on to the capsule itself and look for an access panel or something similar!

Legacy Aeon uses Attack Boost again!

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The Almighty Stick Bug dances through these measly Time Arrows and calls down a Bad Pizza!

  Crap, not good! EVERYONE! GET JUSTICE MAN OUT OF THE CAPSULE, STAT!

Shock Man and the others start trying to break the capsule open!
Legacy Aeon immediately uses Attack Boost on himself!

(Are we going to ignore the Collateral Aeon storyline AGAIN?)

The Almighty Stick Bug instead ends up tackling a Flash Man Clone I guess!

Legacy Aeon tries to fire some rockets at the golem!

  GAH! What's with that light!? It's REALLY annoying!

Suddenly, a certain, very annoying insect Skitter Smacks the BFGolem so hard it gets yeeted off the galaxy!

  GUESS WHO JUST STRUCK AGAIN LOL

However, Legacy Aeon's massive BFG shot simply sucks up the smaller BFG shots, becoming bigger and bigger, until it's ACTUALLY too much for the BFGolem to handle!

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Collateral Aeon and his Uber-mechas are still mowing down Flash Man Clones unspecified number by unspecified number!