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Well, it's back to the boring life for me.
You helped us when we needed you the most. If there's anything we can do to help, don't hesitate to contact us.
What about me?
You're an egotist lesser only to the absolute evils of this and other universes. The only reason people don't see you as the abominable high-class snob you are now are is because of Walter's reign of presidency there are no poor people for you to neglect.
...Eh. I'll take it.
Nag.h..a gjnkagj...
Have fun being banished in the Shadow Realm.
Sgjmnakl,sa///bmal AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
Okay. That's one half.
You really should have killed me. All you're doing is putting me in a pocket dimens--
Mr. Smith, I've done it. I've stopped Vaatism.
Thank you, Walter. Now I am free to roam this earth.
Just don't think this is the last time we'll be crossing paths.
I wouldn't dream of it.
I'm off to go beat up a lance-wearing galactic warrior. After that, I'll bring everyone that died back to life. If I don't forget.
I've had this facial expression for so long I'm not sure if I can change it. Hold on.. *effort grunt noises*
...Okay. There we go. It's been cool watching that guy get the sense slapped out of him.
...I have nothing to add to this. Let's go.
Bye byeee! See you guys probably until someone else tries doing something incredibly inane!
Peace, dawgs.
...So, are we gonna go back and take a break, or...?
You guys head back to base. I have a little score to settle.
You've just been stabbed. You're not going alone.
Perhaps. But I've been on auto-repair for a while now, so all damage so could be repaired.
It's because I trust you all that I'm leaving you on standby in case something bad happens. Until then, you can monitor me.
Can you at least tell us what it is you need to do?
I was going to do that from the start. It all has to do with--
Rgh... no... stay ba--
Believe me. I have all the time in the world to--
...Hah. You really are pathetic, aren't you?
!
AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh, wow... I haven't eaten in a while.
You know? I feel kinda ticked that all of us worked together to take down an extremely powerful dark entity, only for one person to steal the spotlight and along with that all the hard work we put into our efforts.
(At least he's not only making this about him.)
At least he's not pretending this was "teamwork" at play and not Deus Ex Machina.
So... what are we gonna do after this?
Don't know about ya'll, but I'm not cut out for this "good guy hero team saving the world" stuff. I have an actual life.
Paperwork as president?
No. My first mistake was putting my duties as a government branch before anything else.
Now? I'm going to abuse both my physical and political power to do whatever the hell I want.
Based.
This isn't the end, you know. Soon you'll have to step up again and fight for the same of the world.
Look. Will. You've got the wrong guy. The one beating the lights out of the baddie up there is the ultra-powerful savior you're looking for.
I was talking to the both of you.
So what is next for the team, Commander? What could we possibly do next after beating an immortal magical eldritch pseudo-deity?
...
....heh.
Hmph. If that's a--
Didn't I tell you I'm not listening to anything you're saying?
I don't share the same taste for drama and tension as a lot of others do. What matters to me is that I get the job done as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Y-you...
God, you are so ugly. I think your bent-out-of-place chin has hurt me more than any of your actual attacks so far...
...His ugliness isn't contagious, is it?
B-... bent out of place...?
No.... my sexy jawline... it's ruined.
That's tough. Lemme fix that.
BRB.
....Grdnmt.
First, I'll commend you for bei--
I don't care what you have to say for yourself.
Gh... I see. in that case..
(His mind.... I can't read his mind.)
I'm going to need some form of explanation here.
The whole 'us against him'... it was never 'bout beating Vaati.
Then what was the point of fighting him?
It was about beating the clock and stalling for long enough that the real ace-in-the-hole would arrive.
Ugh... It feels weird punching my face. Even if it's some impostor.

...Huh. Okay.
Wait! But if you're here, how is..?
It's a long story, so I can't give you every detail. But we've been split into two.
I'm supposed to help keep the universe safe and monitor it for potential threats, but sometimes I get to wrapped up to do that.
Anyway, I guess it's time to pay our little friend a nice beating. Until then.
Urgh... tell me that's not who I think it is.
Shhhhshshshshsh. Hush, now. Rest.
He's definitely losing somehow.
Sega Sa--
Hmmm... It's fun how many times I can get away with this. Though I don't want to get bored... so how about I cut to the chase and kill you all for reals?
Hnnn... this won't be how it ends.
Ehhh... I don't see it ending any other--
...That punch... I can still feel it.
!?
Although... I'm sure you've put people through an even worse pain..... which is why I intend on making sure the next time you fall... you don't get up.
Alright then, "Moron Hair"... Show me what you can do.
Our ONE chance to be important. And we BLEW it.
We won't find him in time. We should just leave.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! How!? How did he slip through everything!?
This isn't the end. We can still find him.
How!? Let's face it. He's gone. We have no way of knowing where he is. Our best bet is waiting, if we're not already killed by that other guy.
Well, no matter wha--
*le gaspe*
Can you stop with that? It's annoying. You could just tell me "hey, look at that over--
*le gaspe*
*incoherent swearing*
Worship told me everything I need to know. Obviously this little scamp holds some form of relevance, since I caught him trying to escape. So tell me...
...Where's this so-called "threat" named Vaati?
Aaaaaagh!
You know, it doesn't have to be this way. We both know the futility of this world. That nothing truly matters.
...So why? Why are you so upset at the bloodshed? At the death of your companion? He was doomed to perish from the start!
Nnnn...Grrhhh...
It's better to go out for someone's amusement than simply for the sake of a futile ideology! This world... it's nothing! So why not get a little humor from it!?
...
I'm... I'm surrounded by blind fools. Fools that don't know the truth. I try cut you all from the very ties that make you feeble-- the ones that give you the sickening disease known as sentiment-- and this is my reward!? Yo--
Shut up.
!!!!!
That was unnecessary.
Yeah? You know what else was unnecessary? All the lives he ruined and blood he's forced on innocent people's hands.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAUUUUGHHHHHHH! aaaaaa.....
.....aaaaahahahahah! Hahahahahahah!
I will beat nine kinds of hell into your sorry ass.
But how will you do that by the time he's completely vanished?
...what?
I love how deliciously moronic all of you are. I've disappeared since! You've only dispelled a simple astral projection of mine!
WHAT!?
(To think the equation would've been so simple. They've given me just the amount of time I needed to gather the magic energy to warp from here back to the earth!)
(From then on, I'll simply work my way back up... and this time, none of them will have the slightest chance of stopping me.)
...
...Ugh... yeah, lady, just cut the crap and tell me if it's heaven or hell.
...Huh. Still alive. Cope, salty onlookers.
Ah! You're finally awake!
Gee, what clued you in?
We're getting a move on.
And abandoning everyone in their time of need.
No. Okay, not exactly. It's not abandonment. Abandonment is what Regacron did to you.
...Okay, that was just uncalled for.
It has occurred to me that the two must unlucky people out of us have been left stranded in one place with the main villain.
Maybe we should get them a four-leaved clover?
Rrgh... Not even Super Cena 3...
...Was enough to do any long lasting damage.
(No! That was our trump card!)
Really? Well, color me disappointed. And here I thought this would be a fun, fair fight.
You regenerate from everything instantly and can see our thoughts! How is that "fair" to you!?
...True!
It's no use trying when such a matter is as simple as reading your mind.
Hkk-!
(He's adapting to our strategies and splitting us up!)
Crap!
No... attacking is what he would want us to do.
What's wrong? I was just beginning to have fun.
At first, you had me excited. I thought I would get some fun... not... a sloppy mess. The way you all are now... you will never win.
Minemineminemineminemineminemine---!!
Hey! No fair!
...Right. It's time to take this to the next level.
We don't have time for games. Ya'll gotta back me up while I pummel this phony.
Finally getting serious, eh? About time.
Heh.
Hah... you hit like a sissy.
Ooogh!
Guess who.
Everyone stand back. I'm calling another airstrike.
Don't say I never do anything for--
-!!
NO!
Oh, yeah! Now we're talking! I MEAN--
YOU BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE THIS INSTANT!!
Or what? You'll blindly charge at me and be punished for it?
Grrh!
I must say, I'm glad this wasn't a complete wash. Otherwise this entire shindig would've been pointless. I guess you could say I'm...
...Over the moon.
Incoming!
Stand back! I will--
Ka-shing!
Oh, great. They're here.
Shut up. I never came for your sake.
Where's Emotype?
Huh!? Oh, still on the moon with Mr. President. He probably has everything covered, since there's no way that little imp could outplay him.
Agh... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Burn! Burn for being outplayed by a little imp!
N-no! This is utterly impossible!!!...
...impossibly easy, that is.
!?
Urgh...!
You see? Eons too young. You may have the mind of a tactician... but in terms of experience, you are a speck of dust amongst acres.
(Damn! I really did underestimate him!)
I respect you, Prototype. Far more than I respect that swine in blue clothing. But I am not going to falter simply because of your determination. So for your own sake... I hope that is not your best.
Apologies, you two... if you're even conscious... but I don't plan on being--
!
About that... I'm down, alright. But not out.
...Hmph. I can at least take admiration in your courage... but in your sorrowful state? You may as well be asking the impossible to stop me. Need I remind you you cannot move?
Trust me, freak, I know that better than anyone. But you of all people should be aware... There's a loophole for every situation.
Don't be so foolish. You're eons too young to outfox me.
We'll see about that, won't we? Now, then...
Rat.
!!!!!
This one's for Anthem.

You are mistaken, child. This is what the rules say about double posting:


None of them are within a month's time. So no violation of the rules by them has occurred. Fortunately for you, I am feeling merciful due to my victory by default in this tournament.