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Sure. What can I do for ya?
We seem to have passed through undetected.
Good. Have scouts drop down at these key locations. Scout Group A will look for resources, B for defenses, and C for potential landing points for our main forces.
Understood!
Excellent. Let's get to work soldiers. Glory to the Glow.
Anything new to report?
The strongest government on Inco is still weak enough for a single squad of vehicles to easily take over the capitol. Your estimates of the planet falling within two days are still right on the money sir.
Good. And what about the strange signal? Is it coming from this planet?
Any evidence?
[A couple days ago, a group of police officers drove down to this location here to try an arrest but they were attacked by a figure. It seems from their reports there was a laboratory stationed there. It should be unoccupied save of course for the attacker and any Junk Golems in the area.]{}
Good work. Keep it up and you'll be an official member of the S.8.P.F in no time.
Thank...thank you sir!
You are dismissed. Glory to the Glow.
Glory to the Glow!
That's...a good point.
If we just don't say anything, Gyro should be able to explain it. Still...other than sneak-gutpunching Gyro, do you have any combat experience in that body of yours?
Well yes but...
Wait a moment. If I can get the government to pull some strings, we can make this place our B.O.O..
A nightmare about matchboxes...I think.
He's gonna be more trouble than he's worth... He attacked an injured machine cause of a brief verbal conflict...Though...he didn't hurt any of us while enraged and we're just strangers at this point...Perhaps we could weaponize this?
So long as it does not endanger or ruin lives, it's all fair to me. Just sure no cameras are watching you by the way; we need to keep our actions as quiet as possible.
It's all apart of the second plan. You want your pawns to be stronger so they can destroy your enemy and I have provided a way to do so. So long as you stay away from them so you yourself don't get infected and just let me conduct my side of this twisted symphony, all three of our dreams will be reached.
Top secret. Sorry, but we can't afford any loose lips causing our sink to ship. However...if we were to fix that propeller of yours...would you willing to lend your services to our cause?
Thank...thank you.
Uh...here. Take this and don't tell anyone.
Again, I can't thank you enough.
Uh...right! While you guys do that, I'll get the fir-.
Huh. That works too. You got some toold in there too?
Of course not.
General Leo. That human...was General Leo. The General Leo. The only honorable governmental figure...just so happened to give this task to me. To have an honor like this...NO. To have an opportunity like this. I won't throw it away.
Listen up men! As you lot know, you have been assigned to the A.R.D.F.. What that means is simple: you are now soldiers. As such, I will teach you all how to be soldiers.
But more than soldiers, I'll show you how we can be...
...Disregard that last sentence.
In any case...our first task is to set up a location to operate. Does anyone have any suggestions?
There! Did you se-se-see that?
See what?
An-an-an intruder hiding under that pile of me-me-metal!
What in tar-?
Why a lowly Acorn instead of...well...anyone designed for leadership? Are we that drained on resources to where even I am considered able for the job?
Uh...I'll do my best sir!
You'd do that...for me?
*sighs* Look...I don't have your money. I had enough to pay for the modifier chip but then someone screamed about how their cooker caught on fire and well...*chuckles* you can guess what happened next.
}{crystal} This is what happens when you try anything. You should of stored it somewhere else. You're a failure right to the end.
Everything's going to be fine and dandy. All sunshine from here on out!
THis JUst In: Local Apartment Complex Made Out Of Wood And Tinsel Burns Down, Potentially Ruining the Hope and Dreams of One Robot Foolish Enough To Live There. Furthermore-
*sighs* Sorry you came all this way. I'll pay you for the ride back.
Local Robot Fails To Realize That The Money Required To Pay For Ride Was In The Apartment.
At least I kept it in a fireproof safe!
Buried under the ashes along with my-
...
Being hollow has its advantages you know. Sure you're a husk, but you don't make mistakes.
2.46. Weren't you listening? It can be hard with how he rambles on and on-
That's enough Claim Chomper.
Maybe you're not familiar with 2.46. I doubt our friend here is, so let me explain. Due to him being made out of government material and him being an military TOP SECRET project, yes, his body is property.
SIR!
My kite!
Oh come on. Not another complication...
*Ahem* Everyone listen up. Mr...whatever your name is...is government property as it's referred to subsection 2.46. So...
...
As for the rest of you, no harm should come to you if you come along quietly.
Sorry MIDI, wrong place, wrong time...