Yeah, no. Not happening. Sorry, but this coconut ain't leaving the dimension unless I allow it to. If you want to fight me over it, then go ahead and try. But I'm warning you; you AREN'T gonna win.

Well obviously, he'd come back somehow, and I'd STILL need to Coconut. Face it, Cranky Kong hasn't even been REMOTELY helpful against the arc villains, so the Coconut's under MY custody to ensure the Anti-Omni Corruption is extinguished permanently. If I just sit around and do nothing about the situation, I'll be JUST like Cranky himself. Sorry, but I can't afford to not care about this issue anymore.

Look, man, do you wanna stop Beta Devil, or not?

Actually, the quartered power is only a thing in The Hallowed Desktop.

(OOC: It's called a joke my dude.)

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*timestop noises*

  Mothman, There's no need to feel down, I said, Mothman! Lift that man off the ground, I said, Mothman! 'cause you're in a new town, and there's kids, to, be ab-ducted!

*yoinking of the Crystal Coconut*

  Mothman! There's a place you can go, I said, Mothman, when you make your eyes glow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find, many ways, to, scare, the, townsfolk!

*absconding of the area via teleport with the Crystal Coconut in hand, as the timestop ends*

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  Alright, the Coconut's under NEW management now. Hey Shired, are the systems ready to integrate the Omni-Meme?
All clear, boss. It's been ready ever since you grabbed your Transdimensional Headset.
  Alright then, let's do this.
  Puragu-IN! Curisituru Coconutto-surashu-Omuni-Meemeu! TURANSUMISSAN!

*sounds of the Crystal Coconut being gently placed into the system's core, as the system's power, along with that of the Anti-Anti-Omni Hallow, surges more and more*

  ...I probably botched that Engrish, didn't I?
Yep, definitely. Regardless, I've made it so that it's impossible for Cranky or anyone else besides us to remove the Crystal Coconut from these systems. In addition, even if this catches the attention of Pi Android, Upsilon Narrator, Libra, or any other plot regulators, that inviolable field of yours makes it so that the strength of their superpowers is quartered in this dimension regardless of literally anything else.
  Great! Even IF Pi and Upsilon were for some reason opposed to us using the Omni-meme for this purpose, it's not like the original owner was going to do much with it anyway.
  We'll see whose actions will result in NOTHING now that I have THIS on the table! Sorry, Cranky, but you've outlived your uselessness. I'M taking care of the Coconut from now on, AND I'm actually gonna put its power to some semblance of use.

(End of day, for realzies this time.)

  Yeah, hold on, lemme send you the coords. There's a fork in the road at the Ultra Wormhole, by the way.

Legacy Aeon gives Justice Man and the others the coordinates to the Ultra Wormhole!

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Parallel Fuse Man dodges the lasers, and goes for a Thunder Strike!
Parallel Block Man charges his Crystal Buster!

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Why hello tere, Satanael.
Imma let you finish, but I've got a little something to say.
  Your plan, in the end, just ain't gonna work out. Oh yeah, better get this outta the way real quick, this little mental hologram is just that, so don't waste your effort trying to blow it up.
  By the way, you know  that little something I created to stop you from corrupting me?   I've been busy sprinkling more of it througout the multiverse, and it's starting to grow unchecked while you're wasting time blowing up universes.
  As for its host? Yeah, right, I'm spilling nothing on my conduit's identity. Though, you probably figured it out already somehow. Even if you did, though, there's no real way to get at them without risking putting youself in checkmate. If you try to go after my trump card, you'll risk the other patches spreading further and furter, creating even MORE hosts for you to have to deal with.
Thanks  for listening, just wanted to get a rise out of you. Sayonara, asshole!

(never mind, turns out I ain't tired yet.)

Legacy Aeon pulled out an Argent Axe and cuts the EBFG shot in half, as well as Juno Black's arm!

  Sorry, but you overstayed you welcome about 6 pages ago. Now let's see your GLORY KILL!

Juno Black's Glory Kill animation involves Legacy Aeon pulling out his Pistol and fires a couple shots at Juno Black, then trying to uppercut it only for Juno Black to catch the punch and counter with a quick Shock Gauntlet followed by a Rapid Stinger, but then Legacy Aeon closes back in while Juno Black tries to put up a Pulse Stopper, only for Legacy Aeon to shatter it with a Blood Punch, finishing by shoving his Rocket Launcher into the EFBG and firing, causing the EBFG to blow up!

(not trying to control Juno Black, just giving it a Glory Kill where it actively fights back.)

Legacy Aeon unleashes the Hyper-charged BFG blast, ignoring defenses and causing the Aegis Reflector to shatter, not even slowing the blast down, and absolutely NUKING Juno Black!

(OOC: End of Day)

...Only for Legacy Aeon to continue charging the attack!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 1 turn left

Legacy Aeon dodges and charges a BFG Blast!

Legacy Aeon suddenly pulls out a Railgun and shoots at Juno Black with it eight times!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 3 turns left

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Weapon Name: Railgun
Type: Laser
Orgin: Quake 2, Skulltag
Description: The Railgun fires a light-speed spiraling plasma beam that rips through enemies, dealing damage and ignoring their Defense stat! This can be fired up to four times per turn.

Enayrk moves three spaces north, and unleashes his Speed Buster on Gravity Man!
Mondegreen moves one space left and one north, and unleashes her Crystal Buster on Metall Classic 2!

Suddenly, Sonic.EXE receives a bunch of Break Lasers to the back!

  Yeah, no. I don't know HOW you fit into the plot, but I ALSO don't care. You're NOT turning this into a Sonic.EXE fanfic.

Legacy Aeon dodges the attack!

Gah, the hell're you even MADE of, anyway!?

Legacy Aeon tries to use a Flame Belch on Juno Black, followed up with a Stun Bomb!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 3 turns left

Legacy Aeon simply Chainsaws through THAT as well!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 4 turns left

Legacy Aeon avoids the attack and keeps trying to chainsaw the EBFG out of Juno Black!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 5 turns left

Legacy Aeon suddenly pulls out his Chainsaw and tries to hack apart Juno Black, so that he can get the EBFG from it!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 6 turns left

Legacy Aeon easily dodges, and suddenly pulls out a Chaingun and goes into Mobile turret mode, firing a crapton of bullets at Juno Black!

Mini-Time Acceleration duration: 7 turns left

Legacy Aeon uses Defense Break again, and blows up the eXtreme Module with a well-placed rocket!