Alright, starting (somewhat) fresh. This should help with the the craptons of pages.

Since the Koopenstein subplot doesn't seem to be entirely open, Trimarc is looking for one of the former's more minor bases.

  Alright, where's the first person I get to dunk on...?

I've been here for 5 years.

Yeah, back in the days where Robots and Bosses weren't in different categories.

(Well there WAS that one time Hightower turned a bunch of Almighty Stick Bugs into a bunch of Daddy Longlegs, but I digress.)

Legacy Aeon has moved to the next important location on the map!

However, about 30% of those Crewmates were actually Impostors, which then start killing off the Crewmates!

Collateral Aeon tries another Giga Blast!
The Almighty Stick Bug Army is still spamming Bash Jams!

  Ooh, a boss fight! Listen up, rookie! Bosses are really tough opponents that you gotta beat up, and you can't cheese them using codes and whatnot!
  Therefore, we gotta Always keep their stats in mind! After all, if either one of us gets beaten up, some jerk from the Nebula System or whatever magically teleports you out, and nabs half your stuff and all your Zenny!
  You're starting to sound more and more like a mandatory tutorial, you know.
  Anyway, I'd say this guy looks like a defensive tank with a decent attacking stat. Our best bet is probably to buff up first.
  Yeah, RIGHT! This guy ALSO looks extremely slow! I bet we could run CIRCLES around him!

Mondegreen moves 5 spaces north and uses Buster Charge!

  Hey, wait up! You can't fight this guy alone!

Enayrk moves 4 spaces north and uses Buster Charge!

Yes, it dodges, all right... right into Collateral Aeon's Hydro Crash, that is!

Yadokargo dodges the grab, allowing the projectiles to hit!

(Yeah, I think so.)

The Bash Jams continue!
Yadokargo tries to ram the Giga Flash!
Mad Grinder launches his Buzzsaw Mowhawk!
Jumbig the Death Machine approaches slowly!
Collateral Aeon tries a Giga Blast!

(Note: None of the bombs Yadokargo throws are based off any bombs from the Bomberman games.)

Collateral Aeon and pals dodged the bombs!

The Almighty Stick Bug Army starts spamming Bash Jams!

But the Omniskewer spikes stayed there, dealing damage upon landing!

However, the Giga Flash didn't realize that Collateral Aeon was charging Starforce energy, and about to use an Omniskewer, which, reminder, ignores 75% of all enemies' defense when charged!

The Almighty Stick Bug Army starts spamming buzzsaws!

Collateral Aeon needs to recharge!
The Almighty Stick Bug Army suddenly uses Struggle Bug!

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Ability Name: Struggle Bug
Type: Nature
Description: The user attacks while resisting, dealing damage to all enemies and lowering their Attack stats!

Collateral Aeon follows up with a Light Devourer, having used the previous turn to charge it up!

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Attack Name: Light Devourer
Type: Shadow/Empty
Decription: The user summons a small black hole, dealing INSANELY MASSIVE damage to all enemies, and restoring the user's health by half that amount! If an enemy has Electric, Flame, Crystal, or Laser as one of their types, this ability WILL pierce that particular enemy's Resistances, Immunities, and Affinities! Do keep in mind, however, that the user has to waste a turn charging the attack first, even if the user is holding a Charge Module, and has to waste the turn after recharging.

None of the Unscrews connect, as The Amlighty Stick Bug Army uses more and more Bad Pizzas!

Only a few hundred Almighty Stick Bugs are wiped out, as Collateral Aeon uses a charged-up Omniskewer!

The slashers all miss somehow, as Collateral Aeon charges up more Starfoce energy, and everyone else repeats the same actions as before!

Collateral Aeon uses Omniskewer!
Yadokargo tosses a bunch of Spike Bombs!
Mad Grinder launches his Buzzsaw Mowhawk!
Jumbig the Death Machine gains a HUGE lead on one of the Flash Man Clones!

The Almgihty Stick Bug Army is spamming Bad Pizzas and Bash Jams!

Collateral Aeon tries to nuke the generator with a Giga Blast!