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Posted on April 13th, 2021 at 4:08pm
#61
( Edited : 2021/04/13 at 4:09pm )
I see. I'll have them fixed as soon as possible. But first......This robot is extremely dangerous. If you or the rest of your partners engage again... I'm not sure if they'll be anything left to fix. You have to be careful.
Hnnh. Enough of the riffraff playthings. That pathetic scoundel h---
This power... what is the source?MKII looks up in the sky, seeing...
Hey, buttface!
Hngh-- Grrrrrrr... Not such a 'weakling' now, am I?Bass throws the large Pharaoh Shot downards...
Silence! If you believe your pitiful attempts to decimate the inevitable will result in a sliver of success, you are sorrowfully mistaken!
God fears none! Witness his wrath firsthand!MKII leaps up to catch the shot with his hands, but...
Ngh ... Ghhh... What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! The Pharoah Shot explodes, engulfing most of the area...
Posted on April 2nd, 2021 at 9:05am
#62
Why is it so these lifeforms are all so foolish in their endeavors?MKII merely kicks Dark Skull Man aside with little effort.
Your threats are as empty as your skillsets. Your very being, in fact.While he is stunned, MKII turns around and delivers a kick to Skull Man as well!
This shall be your last interference. I care not whether these two end up "Isekai"ing you. But surely the next time we cross paths, you will be ahnihilated. He disappears into the darkness.
Phew... it looks like it's finally finished. Now all that's left is to show this creep who's boss.
Posted on March 3rd, 2021 at 6:36pm
#63
( Edited : 2021/03/03 at 7:06pm )
I will do exactly as I please. State your intentions.
Posted on March 2nd, 2021 at 9:03pm
#64
...
'Will do'...? No. I grow weary of your childish antics.
*disappear*
*reappear*
Your meaningless charade is over. Attempt any form of counteraction, and I will send you to the Omega Sanction.
Posted on March 2nd, 2021 at 9:44am
#65
( Edited : 2021/03/02 at 12:34pm )
While the two are fighting, howe--
DESTROY!
Deflected!?
DESTROY!
Deflected!?
Posted on January 19th, 2021 at 6:20pm
#66
( Edited : 2021/01/19 at 6:22pm )
Construction Site*
Cowards, the lot of you. Even when gathered as dozens, nothing on top of nothing is still nothing.
(...This is bad. I'm not even half finished, and the way things are going he'll destroy all of them. I can't resort to it as long as I can help it, so this is the only thing I can do.)
*Attempting any sort of intervention will be only at your risk.
The force of it bounces Skull Man's body back in to the air, making him fully open to a negatively energized punch, blasting him away.
Cowards, the lot of you. Even when gathered as dozens, nothing on top of nothing is still nothing. (...This is bad. I'm not even half finished, and the way things are going he'll destroy all of them. I can't resort to it as long as I can help it, so this is the only thing I can do.)*Attempting any sort of intervention will be only at your risk.
Posted on January 6th, 2021 at 4:18pm
#67
( Edited : 2021/01/06 at 4:20pm )
...
..Ngh!
Don't think you've won just...
...yet?
...Damn it, I must've really let my guard down there. This guy... he's no Ra Odin, but he definitely threw me for a loop.
In any case, it seems like he's distracted by everyone over there. Which gives me the perfect chance to use this...
I need time. But every second this sicko's out here, dozens of lives are at risk.
I'll have to leave it to them to hold him off.
Just be careful, you guys...
Ngh!
Hmph.
Oop!
Because one wrong move...
...Could spell disaster for the rest of us.
Posted on January 5th, 2021 at 7:16pm
#68
As MKII and the Dark Men begin to collide, a scuffle ensues...
After outmaneuvering the Elite Dark Team, MKII sets his eyes on the yellow hunter himself, eyeing him from below...
After outmaneuvering the Elite Dark Team, MKII sets his eyes on the yellow hunter himself, eyeing him from below...
Posted on January 4th, 2021 at 10:30am
#69
( Edited : 2021/01/04 at 10:47am )
...
...NonononoNONONONOOHMYGO--
Destroyed.
C'mon, dudes! That MKII is no match for u--
Posted on January 3rd, 2021 at 2:33pm
#70
( Edited : 2021/01/03 at 2:35pm )
After knocking Bass away, MKII notices Skull Man combined assault, attempting to dodge.
How moronic you and your companions are. You truly do not grasp the doom that awaits your futile actions.
For a god can not be toppled by the likes of insignificant gnats.
Now, if you are complete in your quest to squander my time...
...It is due time for you all to be de--
How moronic you and your companions are. You truly do not grasp the doom that awaits your futile actions.
For a god can not be toppled by the likes of insignificant gnats.
Now, if you are complete in your quest to squander my time...
...It is due time for you all to be de--
Posted on December 15th, 2020 at 2:01pm
#71
( Edited : 2020/12/15 at 2:03pm )
Saving questions for a later date, I admire your ambition to help others. However...
The likes of this "Proto MKII" you've mentioned is far too powerful for either of us to keep up with consistently, even with the combined might of your friends. We're better off evacuating as many people as possible and letting Bass do the heavy lifting.
Posted on December 9th, 2020 at 10:42am
#72
( Edited : 2020/12/09 at 11:02am )
This power... could it be that you are the fabled robot of legend?
Who knows?
Only one way to find out.
Damned pest!
Posted on December 8th, 2020 at 8:47am
#73
( Edited : 2020/12/08 at 9:09am )
An evaded attack!?
Hmph.
That shield... as well as that previous attack... looks may be deceiving, but your likeness bears great similarity to Proto Man. State your name as well as your identity, and your creator.
You dare invoke instruction over myself!? How pitiful. It would seem a merciful death is far beyond option for you now. I have merely come to see most powerful entity of this world, Mega Man. But it appears judging from what you said, that he is long deceased. Mega Man, you said? The most powerful? I'm afraid you're mistaken. But back to the task at hand...
What!?!?MKII is overpowered by this blatant boost in strength, sending him flying back.
I'm not done with you yet.Bass follows.
Posted on December 7th, 2020 at 8:45pm
#74
( Edited : 2020/12/07 at 8:51pm )
...Mega Man. It's been three years since the Ra Odin fiasco. Things have calmed down since then, and it would seem as though things are finally returning to what they once were. A world at peace. For once in his life, the old man has given up his ways and has fully dedicated himself to a life of good. He's been working with Light ever since, though it's needless to say that Doctors Cossack and Lalinde are still dubious when it comes to his intentions. But then again... such thoughts are well within their rights, especially since he's acted this way in the past. Proto Man has been missing for a while. He still doesn't get that shutting himself from others just isn't the answer... something I learned only when it was too late. Disco's been... much more rebellious as of late. It may be that she doesn't approve of this change of lifestyle. That to her, I've gotten soft, and the old man senile. Frankly, it seems like any bit of reason she has deteriorates each passing day. As for me... ...I've been doing my best to preserve the peace this planet deserves, as well as fight for all things Justice. Roll-- and when we last met, Proto Man-- have been wary of me, and for good reason-- but I won't let that stop me from trying my hardest to fill the void that was planted the moment you died. You and Duo both taught me that the Earth is worth fighting for, and every day I work to make sure those things weren't in vain. It's tough... but I won't give in. I'll become the new Super Fighting Robot, and live up to your legacy.Suddenly, bass receives a short transmission.
Bass! There's been mass destruction in Mega City Sector Z! We need you there immediately! Alright. I'll be on my way.Bass shuts off the transmission, silent for a little while.
...
... ...So, just who are you, trying to attack me like this?
Despair... Incarnate.
Posted on October 27th, 2020 at 7:02pm
#75
( Edited : 2020/10/27 at 7:08pm )
I̷ ̕w͝i͢͡l͜l̨̢̛ ̶̴̴s̵͘͠ay f̢r͘o͞͡m h͡è̵re͘ o҉n̡ ͢͡th̡́is̵͜͏ i҉̛́ǹst̷͢a҉̢n͜͢͟t̢͏ ̡ţha̧t҉ ̷I҉́ ̛̛́a҉m̴̛͞ n̛͞ó͜t̶͝ ҉͜t̴h҉̸͡e ҉Wi̛l̴̶͞ỳ ̡͘O̷m̴eg̡͢a.҉̧̛ ̨̕I a҉͞m͜҉ ̸͡͞m̸̡ę҉r̢͜͝el̷͢ỳ͠͏ ̴a ̧͟͜m̧̧̛in̢̛i̸̕͡m̷̸a̵͟͟l̨͠ ͝p̶̵͠i̶e̢͟͠c̶̕͟e̷̡͜ ͘o̷̢͞f҉̶͞ ̧͘h͡i̵s̀ t̶̛̕h̀͝ơ̴͠úgh̨t̡ ̷̵p̶r̷͠ǫ̀͝cȩ̧s̨̀͢s̵̡͞ ̶͘͡g̕͏̶i̴̧͞f͘t͏͜͢ed͠ ̨f̕or̡m̢̡ ͢f͡ǫ̕͡r͟͝ ̶́́thé̢̧ s̢͏o̷͜l̶̀͡e͝͝ ̨͡d̀̕e̵d́͘i̷͢c̸at̀͜ì̧on̨͝ ̸̧o͏̷f̷ ͘ń͜͟a̛r̴̷r̕͜͠a̶ti̵̶͞o͝͝n͜͠.͞
͟͝F̕͡u҉r̴̡th̷́e̴̴̛r̡, ̀͜͝y͜o̵͜u̶̢ ͡maý a҉̴b̛a̷nd̵͞o̢͞n̨̛̛ t͟h͟a̷t͝͏ ̶s͜i͘ļ͘͜l̛͠y͘͢҉ ͏tr̶̡a͘͞in̴͜ ̷o̷̕͏f͏ ̢t̨h̨͠o҉̷u͟ģh̴͜t͘͟ a͝s͜͡ ̶͠s̛͡o͝o͠n͏͝ ̷͜a҉̢s̶̢͢ ̸̸d͘͜͡eaŕ͜͠l̢y̛͟͟ ̢͏p͝o͟͡ss͞ib͠l̶̡é, ̶f̵͜͠o҉r̴ y̢͜ou̷͡͞ ̵ar͟e͏̧ ͞͏i̡͠ǹ̵̨c̕o̶͞r̷r̵͘͠e͝҉c̵t ͠í҉̵n͠ ͏yo͞ur ́p͏͟ŗ̕͞e̢̛͝s̕͝u̸̕͞mp͘͝͏t͘i̷̷͟óns. ̸̡Ẁh̛̀a̵͞t ҉͡i̧҉s̶ ͜҉b̵̧ę̨̀i̕͢ng̸̸ ̛͠d̛ǫ͜ń̀e͜ is̴ ̨̀͟o҉̷n̵̡͜l̡y͠ ̶͟ẃh̸̡á͜t h́͝as̷͢ beȩ҉n ̨͘s̛͘͡o̸͞ư̢͟g͘h̸t̵͞ f̶r̢̡̛om̴ ̶t͠he̸̵ v͏è̕͟r̢͝͡y҉̸ ͞b̷͝e͞gi͟͝nn̸̨i̴n͘͡g̷͠.͢.̡̕̕.̶̧̨ ̷ t̡҉ớ͏ ̴d͏̢e̢͞s̷͢t̸҉r̷̷̨o̵̕y̸.
͟͝F̕͡u҉r̴̡th̷́e̴̴̛r̡, ̀͜͝y͜o̵͜u̶̢ ͡maý a҉̴b̛a̷nd̵͞o̢͞n̨̛̛ t͟h͟a̷t͝͏ ̶s͜i͘ļ͘͜l̛͠y͘͢҉ ͏tr̶̡a͘͞in̴͜ ̷o̷̕͏f͏ ̢t̨h̨͠o҉̷u͟ģh̴͜t͘͟ a͝s͜͡ ̶͠s̛͡o͝o͠n͏͝ ̷͜a҉̢s̶̢͢ ̸̸d͘͜͡eaŕ͜͠l̢y̛͟͟ ̢͏p͝o͟͡ss͞ib͠l̶̡é, ̶f̵͜͠o҉r̴ y̢͜ou̷͡͞ ̵ar͟e͏̧ ͞͏i̡͠ǹ̵̨c̕o̶͞r̷r̵͘͠e͝҉c̵t ͠í҉̵n͠ ͏yo͞ur ́p͏͟ŗ̕͞e̢̛͝s̕͝u̸̕͞mp͘͝͏t͘i̷̷͟óns. ̸̡Ẁh̛̀a̵͞t ҉͡i̧҉s̶ ͜҉b̵̧ę̨̀i̕͢ng̸̸ ̛͠d̛ǫ͜ń̀e͜ is̴ ̨̀͟o҉̷n̵̡͜l̡y͠ ̶͟ẃh̸̡á͜t h́͝as̷͢ beȩ҉n ̨͘s̛͘͡o̸͞ư̢͟g͘h̸t̵͞ f̶r̢̡̛om̴ ̶t͠he̸̵ v͏è̕͟r̢͝͡y҉̸ ͞b̷͝e͞gi͟͝nn̸̨i̴n͘͡g̷͠.͢.̡̕̕.̶̧̨ ̷ t̡҉ớ͏ ̴d͏̢e̢͞s̷͢t̸҉r̷̷̨o̵̕y̸.
Posted on October 27th, 2020 at 6:39pm
#76
( Edited : 2020/10/27 at 6:39pm )
Ò̸͟r͠͏b͝ ͜C̡̡it͠͞y̨ ̴̢͘-͘͡ P̀op̡'̷́s͏͢ ̶H̵͘͞ou҉͜s̷̵e̶͏ Pop is promptly pushed out of the Black Orb, falling out. She gets up.
Sure, leave me in here as if I'm some sort of little child that can't take care of myself. It's my home, you know. You can't tell me when I can and can't be here.
Triton Bubble peers through the door.
Hey, are you in here?
*sigh* Yes, Bubble. Yes I am.
Triton Walks through.
Oh, cool. I was just checking here to make sure you're doing alright.
...Why?
Because I'm gonna go see what all this buzz is about myself!
Bubble, you can't go!
Why, are you lonely or something?
Sort of--
I mean, uh, w-well...
..Look, it doesn't matter whether I am or not, okay?! You still can't leave!
Because?
You don't know what's waiting for you, you big dummy! You could get yourself killed!
...Yeah, I don't. But every time I hesitate--
--Someone dies. And Robot or human, I'm not going to take a chance and risk the deaths of others. Not on my life, Poppy.
...
Besides. You were the first person-- Besides that stinkin' Crimson-- to ever believe in me. And with that... I began to believe in myself.
...Bubble...
...I meant what I said. And I will never stop believing in you. But that doesn't mean you should behave wrecklessly at any moment's notice.
...Fine. Go ahead. but please don't do anything stupid.
Come on, Poppy, you know me better then that! Stupid's the opposite of what I am!
Don't worry about us! We'll be fine! See ya soon!
...
Triton Bubble and Blue Snapper exit... ...̶̛O̸u̷͡t́ ̷͘͏o͞f҉̕ ̢t͟h̷̸e̷̶̢ ͏h͘a̷n͠͠d́́s̛ ̵̧͢o͏f͝͡ ̨pr̀o͝͡t̸̢͠e͢c͏ţ̸͠ío̸͏͜n ̷͟҉a͏n͏̸ḑ̵ ̀d̛ée̡͝p҉er͏̨͡ ̴͜i͏n͝t̀o ͘̕t͢͠h҉è ̀w̵̨r҉a̧̢t̵̢̛h̡ ̸́ò̀f̸̨͞ ́͞d̢ȩ̨̡s͝t̨̨r͝͏̨u̷͞c͠t́͜͏įo̡͜͟n̷.̡͞
Sure, leave me in here as if I'm some sort of little child that can't take care of myself. It's my home, you know. You can't tell me when I can and can't be here.Triton Bubble peers through the door.
Hey, are you in here? *sigh* Yes, Bubble. Yes I am.Triton Walks through.
Oh, cool. I was just checking here to make sure you're doing alright. ...Why? Because I'm gonna go see what all this buzz is about myself! Bubble, you can't go! Why, are you lonely or something? Sort of-- I mean, uh, w-well... ..Look, it doesn't matter whether I am or not, okay?! You still can't leave! Because? You don't know what's waiting for you, you big dummy! You could get yourself killed! ...Yeah, I don't. But every time I hesitate-- --Someone dies. And Robot or human, I'm not going to take a chance and risk the deaths of others. Not on my life, Poppy. ... Besides. You were the first person-- Besides that stinkin' Crimson-- to ever believe in me. And with that... I began to believe in myself. ...Bubble... ...I meant what I said. And I will never stop believing in you. But that doesn't mean you should behave wrecklessly at any moment's notice. ...Fine. Go ahead. but please don't do anything stupid. Come on, Poppy, you know me better then that! Stupid's the opposite of what I am! Don't worry about us! We'll be fine! See ya soon! ...Triton Bubble and Blue Snapper exit... ...̶̛O̸u̷͡t́ ̷͘͏o͞f҉̕ ̢t͟h̷̸e̷̶̢ ͏h͘a̷n͠͠d́́s̛ ̵̧͢o͏f͝͡ ̨pr̀o͝͡t̸̢͠e͢c͏ţ̸͠ío̸͏͜n ̷͟҉a͏n͏̸ḑ̵ ̀d̛ée̡͝p҉er͏̨͡ ̴͜i͏n͝t̀o ͘̕t͢͠h҉è ̀w̵̨r҉a̧̢t̵̢̛h̡ ̸́ò̀f̸̨͞ ́͞d̢ȩ̨̡s͝t̨̨r͝͏̨u̷͞c͠t́͜͏įo̡͜͟n̷.̡͞
Posted on October 27th, 2020 at 2:10pm
#77
( Edited : 2020/10/27 at 2:33pm )
O̸͟r̛b̧ ̀C̵͜͡i̵̴͜t̸͟y̵͢͝ 
...Hey, dude?
Yeah?
I was just thinking... what's the purpose in living life as a robot? A mecha, more specifically?
Huh? Can you elaborate on that?
To put it blankly, life seems just... meaningless as the person I am. No hopes, no dreams, no emotion, nothing to make me stand out-- The only thing I can feel is the numbness that represents what I am.
Meanwhile, I see others who feel like at the very least have something to feel. People with something to protect, people with families, lives that whether mundane or exciting all have meaning. But us... If we didn't exist, the world around us would be the same, not changing for the better or for the worse. We have no impact on the things we do, only trudging on to where our A.I tells us to.
And if that's the case... what's the purpose in living on?
...Aw, dude--
OH MY GOD HOLY SH--
...
...It was bound to happen, anyway.
...
...Hey, dude? Yeah? I was just thinking... what's the purpose in living life as a robot? A mecha, more specifically? Huh? Can you elaborate on that? To put it blankly, life seems just... meaningless as the person I am. No hopes, no dreams, no emotion, nothing to make me stand out-- The only thing I can feel is the numbness that represents what I am. Meanwhile, I see others who feel like at the very least have something to feel. People with something to protect, people with families, lives that whether mundane or exciting all have meaning. But us... If we didn't exist, the world around us would be the same, not changing for the better or for the worse. We have no impact on the things we do, only trudging on to where our A.I tells us to. And if that's the case... what's the purpose in living on? ...Aw, dude-- OH MY GOD HOLY SH-- ... ...It was bound to happen, anyway. ...
Posted on October 27th, 2020 at 1:47pm
#78
( Edited : 2020/10/27 at 1:48pm )
O̸͟r̛b̧ ̀C̵͜͡i̵̴͜t̸͟y̵͢͝ 
So, do you guys mind explaining to me why I found you guys in my closet?
Okay so before you end up cancelling me on all my social media, I don't have any ulterior motives. I'm just trying to find a way to hide from Triton Bubble.
And I'm essentially his sidekick so I kinda have to follow him.
Adorable. But that's no valid excuse.
Like it or not, you and him share history together. You'll have to confront him at some point.
Confront who?
Ugghhhhh. Great. Now I have to find a whole new hiding pla--
BOOM!
...The heck was that?
Aw, bloody bumpkins, I thought it would take more time than that. Delta, go find Scale. I'll deal with him myself.
Wha--
I'll explain later. Go inside and count to googolplex.
You wish. Not until you tell me what's going o--
Soul pushes Pop into a Black Orb which brings her back into her house.
Oh, sure. Leave him alone during his stupid sequel and this is the reward?
Soul flies into the direction of the origin of the explosion... A̷͢ ̴fù͞t̸͠i̷͟l͝e̛ ̧a͘͘c̛t̵̡i̶͘ǫ́͡n͘.̸
So, do you guys mind explaining to me why I found you guys in my closet? Okay so before you end up cancelling me on all my social media, I don't have any ulterior motives. I'm just trying to find a way to hide from Triton Bubble. And I'm essentially his sidekick so I kinda have to follow him. Adorable. But that's no valid excuse. Like it or not, you and him share history together. You'll have to confront him at some point. Confront who? Ugghhhhh. Great. Now I have to find a whole new hiding pla--BOOM!
...The heck was that? Aw, bloody bumpkins, I thought it would take more time than that. Delta, go find Scale. I'll deal with him myself. Wha-- I'll explain later. Go inside and count to googolplex. You wish. Not until you tell me what's going o--Soul pushes Pop into a Black Orb which brings her back into her house.
Oh, sure. Leave him alone during his stupid sequel and this is the reward?Soul flies into the direction of the origin of the explosion... A̷͢ ̴fù͞t̸͠i̷͟l͝e̛ ̧a͘͘c̛t̵̡i̶͘ǫ́͡n͘.̸
Posted on October 14th, 2020 at 12:52pm
#79
( Edited : 2020/10/14 at 12:54pm )
Scorched City (Universe MvE) 
Serves you right. I am the true Wily Omega. No one is capable of standing against my rule.
Ugh... damn it. How? Matter, you didn't try at all!
I never agreed to take place in this. This was merely between you and your Prime counterpart. And Mr. Wildblade too, apparently.
THEN WHY DID YOU COME IN THE FIRST PLACE??
Huh. Well, not bad for a debut appearance, I'd say! I'd give it a 7/10. What do you think, bestie?
I "think" it would be best you release you hand from my arm if you value your meaningless life.
...Well, it's a work in progress.
Always has been!
Who are you, anyway!? You remind me a lot of--
Woah, woah, WOAH, pal! Don't'cha know!? If you say it directly, it ruins the fun!
I still think we should have recruited more people.
It would have made no difference.
C̡͟ha̵̵͜r̛g̛͠҉e ̷͘͘b҉̶u̢͟s͟͝t͜͠e͠r̴͘͜.̛҉ ͡D̴͠ęst̀ro̷y҉ ҉̸̛al̀l̀͢ ̶ó͞͞f̵ ͏̧t̢̛h͜e͠m̷̵̡.̀
Hey, Matter, if you're done bein' stupid, you could at least get us outta here before these psychos murder us!!
As you wish.
H͢e҉̴͠ ҉̴t̴̢a͡k̡҉é̀͢ś́ ̸t͢h̴҉e̛͝m҉͝ ͏͞b̢̢͟a͡çḱ̨͞.͏͘ ̴̸́It̷̀͟ ̛í͜ş͟ ̨̕to̷o҉̡͟ ̧ĺ͞a̢té.̛҉
What!??
Ah, of course. See, this is why I carry swords (along with the occasional guns). A good old slice & dice is faster than peashooters.
...
...I'm guessin' you need some time of you own, probably. Imma leave.
H͏e͠ ̧͟i̷̸͡s̕ ̢͘g̢̛o̷͟n̷͘͢e.̵͟
...Hmmph. They have escaped so far. All that matters currently is that they know not the courage to trifle with the Absence of Good.
Serves you right. I am the true Wily Omega. No one is capable of standing against my rule. Ugh... damn it. How? Matter, you didn't try at all! I never agreed to take place in this. This was merely between you and your Prime counterpart. And Mr. Wildblade too, apparently. THEN WHY DID YOU COME IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Huh. Well, not bad for a debut appearance, I'd say! I'd give it a 7/10. What do you think, bestie? I "think" it would be best you release you hand from my arm if you value your meaningless life. ...Well, it's a work in progress. Always has been! Who are you, anyway!? You remind me a lot of-- Woah, woah, WOAH, pal! Don't'cha know!? If you say it directly, it ruins the fun! I still think we should have recruited more people. It would have made no difference.C̡͟ha̵̵͜r̛g̛͠҉e ̷͘͘b҉̶u̢͟s͟͝t͜͠e͠r̴͘͜.̛҉ ͡D̴͠ęst̀ro̷y҉ ҉̸̛al̀l̀͢ ̶ó͞͞f̵ ͏̧t̢̛h͜e͠m̷̵̡.̀
Hey, Matter, if you're done bein' stupid, you could at least get us outta here before these psychos murder us!! As you wish.H͢e҉̴͠ ҉̴t̴̢a͡k̡҉é̀͢ś́ ̸t͢h̴҉e̛͝m҉͝ ͏͞b̢̢͟a͡çḱ̨͞.͏͘ ̴̸́It̷̀͟ ̛í͜ş͟ ̨̕to̷o҉̡͟ ̧ĺ͞a̢té.̛҉
What!?? Ah, of course. See, this is why I carry swords (along with the occasional guns). A good old slice & dice is faster than peashooters. ... ...I'm guessin' you need some time of you own, probably. Imma leave.H͏e͠ ̧͟i̷̸͡s̕ ̢͘g̢̛o̷͟n̷͘͢e.̵͟
...Hmmph. They have escaped so far. All that matters currently is that they know not the courage to trifle with the Absence of Good.