IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

As Wario lunges towards White, the brave Bomberman again eludes Wario's fists, jumping away from a dashing hook, bobbing between more jabs, and ducking underneath a heavy backhand. White then counters, capitalizing by firing back with two swift punches which Wario carefully blocks against, but with amazing agility, White weaves behind Wario, hitting him with another straight, with sends him flying forward!

Take that!
WAAAAHHHHHHHH!...

---

*snore*...
HAHAH!

While Max is suddenly put to Sleep by the Negative Zone, Waluigi boots him in the face, which suddenly wakes him up, in an Engraged state, but he soon immediately Freezes, though his Frozen Foothold is Burnt off, right in time for Waluigi to unload a side smash-esque attack, which sends Max flying backwards!

---

Ngh.. graaAAAAAHHHH.....!
WAAAAHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Max and Wario's backs smash into each other. Seconds later, White arrives in front of Wario, with Waluigi, Petey, and Marshadow behind Max.

So much for "small fry", huh, Max?
Ugh... Zip it. I'm trying to savor this fight.

Faster than Max can react, Wario throws him behind, though Max lands on his feet, next to White. Wario himself jumps back, meeting with Marshadow, Petey, and Waluigi.

Is Wario alright? He looks like he's seen better days...
I've never been better, idiot!
*ROAAAAR* (Those two are pretty tough... we might not be able to take them in a straight-up fight.)

Wario turns to Petey and frowns, dusting himself. He then looks forward, eyeing White and Max.

Well, you'd better thank your seven lucky stars, flytrap, because Wario has his own plan!
!?
Up until now, we've been playing THEIR game, havin' that Bomberbrat and his edgelord friend divide us.
...?
Soooo, it's only fair that we even the odds!

Before the other three can ask how, Wario pulls out a strange flower of sorts. He then addresses Max and White.

Okay! You've got a little bit of spunk! We ain't impressed, okay!
Rgh... If you don't stand down this instant, we promise we'll SHOW you and your lackeys spunk.
We'll see about that, bombhead!

Wario slowly drops the flower. The ground begins to flash White, as soon, Warp Pipes of all colors begin to rise out of the ground!

What's going on!
(Wario... Waluigi is beginning to think he understands your plan...)
What's goin' on is a butt kicking! And you two are about to be the kicked!

White leaps onto a Warp Pipe and points at Wario from above.

Enough! We don't have time for games! One way or another Wario, you'll get your due deserts!

Wario flashes a cocky grin.

Wanna bet!?

Wario quickly darts to the side, jumping through one of the pipes and disappearing!

H-he's gone!
White, get off of that thing!
W-wha--

---

---

...Bullseye.

@m3gam3n :

Come on! I'll beat all three of you down!

Waluigi, pain-ridden, slowly rises.

You asked for it!

Waluigi teleports behind Max with a Warpluigi, swiping at him with his racket, but Max smacks him aside. Waluigi yet again tries to ambush with a Warpluigi, this time from above, but Max reacts with a MAX Uppercut, striking Waluigi in the jaw!

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

While Waluigi crashes into another tree, Max drops down. As he does, however, he finds himself Burnt by a... Plasma Bomb!?

!?

Max looks upwards, and is greeted by a punch to the face by Marshadow, who drops down, punching Max several times with a rough series of hooks, then follows up by juggling him with the same punt from Max earlier, stringing a series of Plasma Bombs before kicking Max away!

Marsh.

Max stops himself short of being blasted any further, quickly digging his feet into the ground.

(So that little guy can copy my attacks, huh? In that case, I'll keep it mostly hand-to-hand.)

Marshadow quickly races towards Max, trying to kick him, but Max vanishes and reappears behind Marshadow with a side kick, but Marshadow jumps back, avoiding the attack. As Max vanishes again, Marshadow then randomly turns to the side, unloading Close Combat punches and kicks... all of which catch a reappearing Max!

(He reacted to my speed!?)
!!!

As Marshadow prepares another kick, Max grabs him by the leg!

Hahah!

Max then shoulder charges Marshadow, who is backed up against a nearby tree! Not one to end the assault, however, Max quickly equips his Plasma Gauntlets pounding down the powerless Pokemon, putting it in a perilous plight!

Sorry, pipsqueak! But it'll take more than a couple stolen moves to hang with me! And you're about to find that out the hard way!

As Marshadow unsuccessfully tries blocking off the torrent of attacks from Max, it seems to attempt to transform back into it's Zenith form, but has a less than fortunate time due to Max.

!...
What's the matter, kiddo!? Can't keep up!? Maybe I should just end this here, if you're going to insist on disappointing me so much!

Max beats down on Marshadow, who eventually is overwhelmed by Max's aggression, slumping to the floor.

Heheheh... weakling.

Max slowly turns around... and is hit in the head with a Floral Seed, stunning him!

Hnn--! AAUUUUUGHHHHH!!!

Quickly comes Petey, who wastes no time grabbing Max from behind and hitting him with a full on Brainbuster!
*ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*!

Petey then tosses Max over to Waluigi, who stops him with a strange telekinetic force...

...Waluigi Time.

Waluigi hastily traps Max in the Negative Zone, then raises his leg in the air to--!

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Warpluigi (Swift/Shadow)- Waluigi teleports a certain location he has ingrained into his mind. Waluigi can also teleport other objects or people with him.
MAX Uppercut, (Space/Impact)- Max does a rising uppercut. Launches on hit.
Close Combat (Impact)- The user attacks the target up close, without guarding itself. Lowers defense and Sp. Def.
Plasma Gauntlet (Space/Shadow)- Max equips gauntlets which radiate a strong plasmatic pulse, multiplying the damage of his physical attacks several times.
Floral Seed (Earth/Swift)- Petey fires a large seed at the opponent, doing heavy damage with a 50% chance of stun.
Brainbuster (Impact/Grapple)- Grabbing the opponent by the back, Petey lifts the opponent into the air, twirling them in the sky before plummeting with them headfirst into the ground.

Wario's legs skid on the ground, as the force of White's attack temporarily stuns him.

Gnh... Ah...
Let this be a lesson!

White tries to aim another running haymaker at Wario, but Wario swiftly blocks, and headbutts White in his stomach!

Gwoh!

Staggered by the surprise bullrush, White leaps back, landing onto a distant treebranch. Wario jumps forward, wallbouncing off of a tree and landing on his own branch at well, but quickly swings off of it in favor of catching White with a midair Shoulder Bash!

Persistent bastard!!

As Wario readies a double-fisted slam, he's suddenly interrupted by a punch from White, who gains a second wind, elbowing Wario off of him and onto the ground, causing them both to hit the floor beneath them separately.

This is pointless!
For the first time ever, Wario, I think I'm inclined to agree..

White and Wario make a beeline for each other, their fists making impact with one another as shockwaves start to litter the area.

It's pointless to side with evil when it does nothing but cause misery!

White's punches begin to push back Wario's, who attempts to counter, reeling his arm back for a powerful uppercut, but is interrupted by a rapid series of pummeling jabs from White!

WAH!
All the lives you ruin by doing such dastardly things... they're useless!

Wario attempts to fight back, but is cross countered by White, who begins to dominate the offense, keeping at it with even stronger blows, which Wario is forced to block and Parry.

Gh! I haven't ruined anything as of yet! But I can learn to make an exception....

Wario is quickly struck with a strong blow to the cheek, stopping him in his tracks... but he soon turns his head back around.

...Your face!

Wario strikes back with a punch... but it misses, leaving him open to a painful counterpunch which sends him skyrocketing!

---

--through the air, until he is slammed into the closest building.

Ugh...

As Wario rolls to the floor, he quickly stops himself, sitting up. Trickles of blood fall from under Wario's cap. Wario, who notices this, swears in frustration. Meanwhile, calmly, yet sternly stepping forward is White, who stops in front of Wario, folding his arms confidently.

Gnaaaahhh! What the... how!? How the hell! This shouldn't be happening! I should have laid you flat on your back by now!
Maybe you could take me down, Wario-- but your technique is far too sloppy for you to win, no matter what Bagura might've told you! The only way you could take me is if I stood completely still!
....Grrrr...

White's words cause Wario to fume, with steam coming out of his pointed ears and his face turning a bright shade of embarrassed red.

Insult MY technique, will you!?...
No, no! How could I insult something... that doesn't exist!?
I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP, RUNT!


Wario quickly charges at White once again...

---

Urgh...

Max lays down in a crater. with Waluigi, Petey, and Marshadow standing outside of it.

Serves him right.
...

Waluigi turns to Petey and Marshadow.

Now, it's time for the three of them to leave! Wario could be in danger!
*ROAAAAAAAAAARRR!* (You don't think Wario's strong enough to beat that other guy on his own?)
...It's a tossup. Wario's gotten really strong in order to fight Shake King... but at the same time... Waluigi's not sure if that was enough.
?

---

---

Don't tell Wario Waluigi said this, but he's not sure if Wario could keep up with him for long... ...or even at all.
...*ROAAAAR.* (....We have to help him.)
Exactly! Let's-a go!

Waluigi and Marshadow begin to dash away, and Petey begins to flap his wings... but they are stopped by eerie, coldblooded laughter.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

!?

Quickly, they turn to the source, of which being the large crater left by Marshadow's punch... with Max laughing from the center.

Hahahahahahahahahahah! Utterly priceless! You really thought that would be enough to keep me down!?
Wh... how...
I'll commend you all on that last attack. Maybe if I was like you three, I would've been down by the count.
...But you're sorrowly mistaken if you think a simple back-and-forth combo would be enough to take me out.

And aura gathers around Max. Petey and Waluigi watch in awe, and Marshadow watches in confusion.

Once I'm through with you three, you'll wish White was here. Because he's the only one who would've been able to stop me from doing this.

Max vanishes. Suddenly, Waluigi feels a sharp pain in the head.

Aah... WAH!

Waluigi is then kicked in the rear, and pelted by three Plasma Bombs. Petey and Marshadow quickly pursue Max in return, but Petey is hit with a Plasma Bomb as well, Paralyzing him, with only Marshadow being left, attacking with a High Jump Kick which misses, leaving it open to recoil, as well as a brutal gut punch, which comes with eight more Plasma Bombs right after, sending Marshadow straight into the sky!

---

High Jump Kick (Swift/Impact)- The user jumps forward, attacking with a strong knee thrust. On miss, 1/8th of the damage is dealt to the user instead.

Did you hear that?
No.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...Omega...
No! I refuse to be acknowledged as the "red guy"!

Omega drops down. Seconds later, BeastMan catches up.

Sire, it seems another Navi in the distance is calling you, seeing as they are referring to a red guy. Are you familiar with them?
...
*muffled laughter*

Omega aggressively stamps towards Peony.

Impatient, Omega continues making wide strides through the air.

...What does damage feel like?
...I B 'yo P?
What. Does damage feel like. I have never felt it.
...That sounds strangely believable.
Well!?
Well...

---

---

Pain... It's an... uncomfortable sensation. Actually, some people find it comforting, but that conversation is neither here nor there. Why would want to know?
I am curious. After being the inflictor so often, the screams of others are beginning to pique my intrigue. Tell me more about enjoying--
*AHEM*.

White collapses to the ground from the Blazing Boom, but is quickly greeted with a powerful Ground Pound by Wario!

*OOF!*
If you won't shove off, then I'll make you!

Wario wails on White, who braces for impact, desperately trying to block the onslaught of fists from Wario.

Have you--

---

--Had enough? Or will I really have to teach you a lesson!?
Trust me, pipsqueak... *pant*, *pant...* I'M the only one who does any teaching! Speaking of, here's your first lesson....

Wario leaps into the air, attempting to Chomp White!

...A LESSON IN HOW INFERIOR YOU ARE!

Wario tries to bite down, but fails as White kicks--

---

Wario off of him, and jumps back to his feet. Wario does the same.

...So you've gotten stronger. It's too bad that I've done the same!
Damn you... how many times will I have to tell you I'm innocent before you believe me!?
...None...

White plants two bombs down, then jumps across them as they detonate, blasting him towards Wario!

After you confess everything you're guilty of, that is!
(He copied my Waft Rocket!)

White attempts to strike Wario again, but Wario deflects the attack, this time countering with three punches of his one, the first two White moves his head to dodge, and the third he Parries.

If you think you'll be able to accuse me of somethin' I didn't do and get away with it, you've got another thing comin'!

White kicks at Wario, but Wario blocks with an arm, moving in closer to attack with a headbutt, but White quickly sidesteps, countering with a strong, explosive punch!

*BOOM*

Waluigi, Petey, and Marshadow turn around just in time to see a large explosion go off in the distance!

*RAOOAOOOOR!!!* (WARIO!)

Petey flaps his wings, about to fly off... but a black blur kicks him downwards, stopping him from taking off!

I don't think so. I won't allow you to interfere in White's business.
PETEY!
!!!

Driven by pure instinct alone, Marshadow charges straight for Max, who ducks a diving kick of it's own.

Grh...
...

Marshadow, insistently standing in Max's way, begins to prepare for combat. Max, does the same... or he would have, had he not been bashed in the back by a Purple Torpedo from Waluigi, who follows up the combination with a quick Whirluigi, which knocks Max away...

Da--

...only for Max to be brought back by a Purple Vine, tugging Max straight into a long-legged kick in the face, which causes Max to drop onto a row of bushes!

That's what you get for messing with Waluigi's pals! Oh, yea--
Pathetic.

From behind, Max suddenly unloads a terrifying combination of punches and kicks on Waluigi, nailing him in the throat and dropkicking him away. Marshadow zips to Max's backside, and the two collide, seemingly matching each other's punches and kicks blow for blow until Max fakes Marshadow out with a feint, kicking the Pokemon away with a strong punt, as well as adding several airborne Plasma Bombs to the equation for good measure!

!!!!!
Hnh... I knew I was right. You three really are small fry.

Max turns around... finding himself in Petey's arms.

....
!!?...
.......*ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!*

Max tries to squirm free, but to no success, as Petey suddenly does three incredibly powerful suplexes in a row to Max, before throwing him up in the air, and slapping him away with his right wing!

Rrrrgh!
WAH!

Before Max can recover, Waluigi ALSO steps in, also slapping Max away with a Racket Reflect back to Petey, who answers again with another wing smack, with Max being launched rapidly back and forth between Petey and Waluigi, who suddenly swings his racket to knock Max upwards...

...
!!!!!!!!!

...straight into Zenith Marshadow's line of fire, who attacks him with a devastating Shadow Punch!

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Purple Torpedo (Missile/Shadow)- Waluigi enters a crouched position, charging before flying forward, homing in on nearby opponents. If no opponents are nearby, Waluigi will travel forward with a slight upward arc. Damage and area of affect double for every individual this hits.
Whirluigi (Wind/Shadow)- Waluigi spins around, generating a cyclone around them while striking the opponent several times similarly to a Top Spin. This cyclone can be used for several purposes, however.
Purple Vine (Shadow/Nature)- Waluigi summons a purple vine from out of nowhere. This vine can be used for several purposes, and also Poisons on contact (except for perfect Parries).
Plasma Bomb (Space/Explode)- The user fires a bomb made out of plasma. Explosives have a chance of inflict Burn, Paralysis or both.
Racket Reflect (Shield_impact)- Waluigi uses his Tennis Racket to deflect incoming projectiles. Can deflect virtually anything, and is limited primarily to Waluigi's reflexes. Can also be used as a melee attack.
Shadow Punch (Shadow/Impact)- The user throws a punch directly from the shadows. Never misses.

Wario slides back down from a now-broken tree, rolling flat onto his stomach.

Ngh... but that means!--

Quickly realizing what must be coming, Wario kips up, then does a diving somersault, avoiding a strong, damaging Bomb that annihilates the tree he was previously lying on!

It means you're in trouble, mister! And I'm not going to take things easy on you!

Using surprising agility, Wario uses his leg muscles to ricochet off the nearby trees, dodging the oncoming explosives before leaping off the remaining tree and changing trajectory to White, charging at him with a Waft Rocket!

WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

White blocks the Waft Rocket as Wario then lands back onto the ground, pressuring White with several jabs, but the agile Bomberman blocks them all, returning with a swift series of punches of his own, uppercutting Wario down to the ground yet again!

When will your current wealth be enough for you!? Does your glaring greed know no bounds!?

White leaps into the air, diving at the grounded Wario with a fist, but Wario rolls out of the way, barely escaping the small crater made from the impact, and quickly getting up!

So what if I'm rich! Since then, Wario's cleaned up his entire act!
Liar!

Wario and White both suddenly pull out their own explosives, Wario Bob-Ombs and White his own Bombs. They then aggressively throw them at each other, with the different bombs colliding evenly, until--!

---

OW!

Wario is pelted by a load of Bombs, with the explosives going off throwing him back down.

Give it up, already! You can't defeat me in a bomb-on-bomb match!
Ngh... Bull! No one beats Wario! I'm-a-number one!

Wario prepares another bomb, but...

---

Wario is bombarded by the combustive devices, with each one going off wearing him down more!

I know all about your nefarious plans! And we've come here to stop them!
Ngh... oh, no you don't...!

Wario suddenly opens his mouth, devouring the oncoming bombs one by one, as well as healing! Noticing this, White stops dead in his tracks.

What in...?
WAHAHAHAHAHAH! No one beats Wa--

Suddenly, a half-dozen explosives go off inside of Wario, damaging him, and...

WAAAAAH! FIRE, FIRE! THIS SEEMS LIKE IT'S BEING PLAYED FOR A COMEDIC MOMENT, BUT I CAN LITERALLY FEEL THE TISSUES UNDER MY SKIN ON FIRE!
(He.. set himself on fire? Is he really that stupid, or is this part of his plan?)

White throws more Bombs at Wario, who unpredictably runs back and forth between them, but is suddenly knocked forward by an explosion triggered by a bomb behind him, which also adds to the flames!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Oh, crap! He's headed right at--)

Wario crashes directly into White, creating a Blazing Boom!

---

Waft Rocket (Wind/Swift) Wario wafts, using the momentum to blast them into any cardinal direction. Strangely, this does not take away from Wario's waft gauge.
Blazing Boom (Swift/Explode)- Wario, consumed by flames, wildly runs and collides with the opponent, triggering a massive explosion, which lowersattack on hit and ignores resistances or immunities.

Shoving Waluigi off of him, Wario gets up on one knee, a hand on the ground and the other on his aching head.

Ah... what the hell do you want from me, anyway!?
You know what we want! There's no playing dumb with us! Not after your reputation of stealing, cheating, and lying!

Now standing on both, legs, Wario's vision returns almost completely to normal, if at all slightly blurry.

For the last time, I... most likely... have no idea what you're talkin' about!

As Wario slowly puts his fists up, the last trace of dazedness present leaves his body, as his words become more concise. He fully his fists in the air.

...So why don't you scram like the punks you probably are?
(...Wario...)

The figure in front turns to the second one.

I told you we'd have to do this the hard way.
Fine by me. I've been itching for a little action, to be frank.

The first figure clashes their round, ball-like hands together, doing a small group of stretches.

I'll handle Wario himself. Keep his three friends at bay, in the meantime.
Tch. Where do you get off, pawning the small fry off on me?
(Small fry!?)
(*Bewildered and slightly upset roar*)
!?
You'll get your turn next time, Max. But this... this is personal.
....Fine. But don't expect me not to butt in if you end up getting your hands full.
Thanks!

The first figure then shifts their direction back at Wario.

You... I'll show you guys not to piss off a legend!
...Legend, huh?

With alarming speed, the figure dashes towards Wario, slamming him directly in the stomach, but also giving Wario a good glimpse at his face!...

Let me know when they arrive.
(He's....!)

The impact does a dangerous amount of force, knocking Wario through rows of trees behind him!

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
*ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
!!!!!

Wario, Waluigi, Petey, and Marshadow all are discharged by a powerful, unforseen explosion, blasting each of them off the estate!

(I swear, if Waluigi tried teaching the Pokemon how to cook...)
HAAAAAH!
*OOF!*

Airborne, Wario feels a round, yet powerful surface with the force of a meteor collide with the side of his face, causing his descent to fasten as he slams belly-first onto the ground, quickly bouncing off from the sheer force of impact. But not fast enough to keep Walugi from crashing directly into him, as they both skid along the ground beneath them.

(!)

A limp Marshadow's body screeches through the rough terrain, stopping just short of in front of the purple and yellow duo. Vainly attempting to process the damage done to them, the three hear behind them a feint thud, along with a loud moan, presumably from a wounded Petey.

(...)
(...)
(...)
(...)

Waluigi, who struggles to keep his eyes open, spots two pairs of legs casually strolling towards them. Or rather, he would have seen four, if he was not as dazed as he was.

Nnn...
Hmph. I didn't expect it to be this easy.
This isn't over. We still need that information. Getting it out of someone as stubborn as HIM is a day's work.

Wario, who's eyes are shut, feintly hears the banter in the distance, though is too weakened to react externally.

(Ugh... that... voice...)

---

Strange-looking citizens attempt to run as buildings left and right are blown up with powerful Bob-Ombs.

All 'a this can be stopped with a little bit 'a cash! Don't tell me you Bomber punks would rather live in a wasteland then pony up a few gold coins! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That's enough!
Eh!? Says who--

Wario quickly turns around, being met with an even quicker kick to the chin, knocking him upwards, until gravity crashes him back down into the ground.

Ngh! Why, I oughta...

Wario quickly gets up, facing the intervener.

Oh? Looks like that purple-bean was right! You'd show, after all!
Only because of you and your petty attempt at garnering wealth. Just know that if you are one to mess with peace...
...Then you're also one to mess with me.

---

Wario! You'll answer for your meddlesome scheming!
*kaff*... Ow... W-what the hell did Wario do to cause this?...
(Gh, Dammit... If only I had the answer.)

Inside, two figures remain. One pacing the hall of the small air-vehicle in slight frustration, and the other calmly yet concentratedly piloting, in an eerily strict fashion.

Are you sure you'd rather not meet up with your brothers and sisters first?
I'm sure. I can't afford getting any of them in the crossfires of what might be coming next. Besides, this next lead will definitely put us on track to Bagura's plans.
Hnn. Suit yourself. But I have to ask... is this really the most reliable place to go to for answers?

The first figure, still pacing the area, slams one of their rounded-fist down on the other one.

Trust me. He's worked with Bagura in the past. Not only that, but take a listen to the intercom we have planted on the area.

...

Still driving, the first figure slowly flicks a switch.

HEY! What the heck happened to cashing in on their latest "treasure hunt"?...

---

What does it look like, genius!? I'm resting and enjoyin' the sweet relaxation of a non-angry sun!

Wario, in a yellow folding chair (with an empty purple folding chair right next to him) soaks in satisfaction, absorbing the sunlight. The worried Waluigi stamps towards him.

But-- but--
But what!? I never said it had to be right AFTER getting rid of Shake King!
...Ughhh.

Waluigi suddenly lets out a weak groan, sitting in the chair, then slumping on it.

The hunt's still on, Waluigi. And we're GOING to make some sweet, sweet, fortunes!
Then what the hey are they four still doing here!?
...Let's face it: We got pounded by Shake King. The crazy kook broke my legs and my arms, you goon!
I dunno about you three, but WARIO feels entitled to HIS fair share of R&R.
...

Waluigi, still sitting down, takes a look behind him. Petey Piranha and Marshadow are playing tennis. For someone not quite averse to the sport, Marshadow seems to be doing quite well.

...

Waluigi redirects his face to Wario, who, as a glutton, seems to be naturally aligned with sitting around and doing nothing. Anxiety, leaving his body, he takes a deep sigh.

Ya know? Waluigi thinks Wario has a point.

Waluigi's folding chair bends backwards, matching Wario's. Walugi's legs kick up into the air, then cross as the lanky partner in crime makes himself comfortable.

Time to kick back, and reeeeela--

Meddy peeks her head above the desk....

Ow... you two could have been a bit more gentl--

Just in time to see the giant Junk Golem standing in front of them.

.........

End of an Era

(if you are a member of the discord, this is not what it looks like)

Dracon, with several scars and wounds crashes into a car.

(Damn.... did he get stronger since our last encounter?)

He begins casually picks up the bruised car and tosses it at Prototype, who sets it aside, only to be caught from behind from a Slither Sneak, aimed to kick him away, but Prototype simply moves his body to the point where it merely grazes him, elbowing him in the face!

(No. It only feels that way because he's somehow managed to utilize his movements to the fullest, while also gaining pinpoint accuracy. Because blue eyes can do that.)
...Hch. It'll take more than a regular elbow to take me out.

Dracon pulls out his Death Adder blade, opening with a horizantal slash which Prototype ducks, followed by several more dodged diagnal swings, before Dracon suddenly changes his form, switching his offense up to speedy, posthaste fencing stabs while mixing it up with the occasional Acid Stings, which Prototype begins to weave back and forth between, but then Parries the sword attacks as they get faster and faster, causing him to become increasingly irritated!

Ugh, you just don't get it!

After blocking the sword off with a forearm, Prototype punches Dracon square in the chest, knocking him into a building wall. With extreme speed, Prototype reappears in front of the latter as he looks up.

Dracon. You're good. Perhaps at this whole 'animal dressup' thing you do, you're even the best.
Why, you--!
But when it comes to fighting one-on-one as robots?

Dracon targets Prototype with his sword one last time-- this time... the Death Adder is caught in Prototype's hands.

You're out of your league.

Prototype headbutts Dracon, leaving him unconscious as he topples over onto the ground.

...where's HIS YouTube channel?

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Slither Sneak (Empty/Swift)- Dracon shortly appears before reappearing in a different area. Is Omni-directional, and can cling to walls or ceilings.
Death Adder (Cutter/Attack) -An impenetrable sword that is capable of cutting through nearly anything. Very quick, and incredibly versatile, it's attack doubles for every time it makes contact.
Acid Sting (Nature/Shadow)- Dracon strikes with a claw or fang, emitting an venomous effect that poisons the target. If it hits a barrier or surface, the one who created it will be poisoned as well, the exception being perfect Parries.

Rrgh, dumb broad... Huh?

As Storm falls behind, he notices the army of robots getting closer...

*DRONE-LIKE NOISES*
Hah! Is that all!? It's gonna take more than a few puny footsoldiers to put down the Big Cheese!

Storm cracks his knuckles.

I'll hold these puny hunks-a-junk back all on my own!

Beams begin firing all at Storm, who evades the fire with his extreme gear, until it gets to the point where he blocks it with his bare fists. After fully immersing himself inside the army of them, Storm begins wreaking havoc, tearing the mysterious drones down left and right with brute force alone!

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Just great! As if getting our butts kicked by a fatty and later having our big break foiled by Bonzi Buddy wasn't humiliating enough, we're being tailed by a robot troop!
So, what's the plan now, hotshot?

Jet looks at Wave, surprised at the question.
I... I, ah... oh, who am I kidding!? I dunno! For the longest time, I've been off my game!
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TARGETS SPOTTED: ARKS OF THE COSMOS DETECTED. PREPARING RETRIEVAL.
....Awwwwww, .

Wave and Storm look towards their leader, who is peeved at the situation.

Duh, I think we could take them. Do you think we could take them?
Yeah, I'm not in the mood. We're not dealing with this.
Then obviously our leader must have been kidnapped in secret, because he's never been one to make rational decisions.
You're a dishwasher.
Duh, that's awfully based, boss!

Wave swiftly turns over her Extreme Gear and strikes Storm in the groin with her giant wrench, causing him to fall behind.

NO! STORM!
Oh, relax. I have all five Arks. Storm's an idiot, but he can take care of himself just fine.
And if he dies?!
Well, that means one less chauvinist I have to work with!