Trimarc suddenly pulls out his Rawkit Lawnchair and fires a bunch of defense-piercing Rawkits at the Spiked Koopa!

  Quite the "cooler-than-thou" speech coming from a bunch of PIRATE WANNABES.
  Though, if you GOTTA know no matter what, I'm pretty sure you're pals with that big guy who ALSO seems to be pals with Koopenstien, and since the big guy went "F this s I'm out", I'd say your number's up instead. There, ya happy now?

Trimarc fires his Laser Eye Beams at the source of the voice!

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Move Name: Laser Eye Beams
Type: Laser
Description: The wolf attacked Little Red Hood, not knowing that Little Red Hood had LASER EYE BEAMS, great combat skills, and a GUN that freed Little Red's grandmother from the evil bowels of that one level in Plutonia with the maze and the Archviles.

Trimarc's head turns 180 degrees clockwise, and he speaks to the Spear Man!

  Name's Parallel Aeon 2, and I happen to be the local Memelord! Also, I REALLY feel like messing with Koopenstein, and you seem to be buddies with him!

Trimarc suddenly unleashes a Zerg Rush upon all enemies!

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Move Name: Zerg Rush
Type: Space/Swift
Description: The user spawns a crapton of Zergs to rush down all enemies, dealing more damage the more enemies there are in the battle!

Trimarc suddenly casts 420 Blaze It 「Stream」 in the direction of the Minotaur Men charging at him!

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Attack Name: 420 Blaze It
Description: The user does something fire-related, dealing decent Flame damage.
Known Variants: Erupt (causes flames to erupt from the ground and shoot into the sky), Stream (the user shoots a stream of flames from a projectile weapon such as a Buster or a cannon)
Flavor Text: EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT, TWO THREE-HUNDRED, EMPIIIIIIIRE!

  Hey, I think that's the place right now! Time for the memes to flow!

Trimarc channels a TNT Yeeter and yeets a block of TNT at the nearest enemy!

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Item Name: TNT
Type: Explode
Description: The kind of thing you make Creepers into after you kill 'em. At least, when you're not using them for Splash Potions.

  Okay then, LET'S DO THIS!

Trimarc heads off in the direction of the coordinates!

Alternate Aeon and Parallel Aeon 1 seem to have Lunar Bahamut at a quarter of its health!

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  ...Yeah, there's DEFINITELY something familiar about that guy. And not the good kind of familiar.

  Hold on, I zoned out for a sec, what just happened?

Trimarc gets a report from his ROFLcopter that Probably Shake King has escaped into a portal of some kind.

  Aaahh , they booked it outta here!

Legacy Aeon decides to see what's on the other side of the door, getting his SSG ready!

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Alternate Aeon tries PK Dark α!
Parallel Aeon 1 goes for a Flaming Tornado!

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  Trying to stall us out so that the boss can skedaddle, eh? I DON'T THINK SO!

Trimarc summons a ROFLcopter and sends it after the bulky figure, as it goes "SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI" over and over!

Legacy Aeon decides to use the key he got on the door in the middle!

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Alternate Aeon attacks!
Parallel Aeon 1 unleashes his Time Buster!

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Suddenly, the ground splits below one of the Hammer Bros and fills with rapidly-flowing water, and then a pillar of electricity nails the same Hammer Bro!

  Oh hey, a band of scrubs who apparently kknow Koopenstien! PERFECT material for rickrolling!
  


  Hope you're all ready to get DUNKED ON, plebs!

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Move Name: A Man Has Fallen Into The River in Lego City
Type: Water
Description: The user causes the ground to split, causing an enemy to fall in somehow, which then fills the resulting chasm with water from the Lego City River which flows at said enemy at Hydro Pump-level pressure, dealing massive damage! When in the Memelord state, this targets all enemies, and the aforementioned water flows at Hydro Cannon-level pressure. This is also innefective against enemies that are in the air.

Move Name: THE TING GO SKRRAA
Type: Electric
Description: The user does something electricity-related, dealing decent Electric damage.
Known Variants: Strike (Causes a thunderbolt to crash down on the target)
Flavor Text: AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS! HE HUURRRLED HIS THUNDERBOOOLT!

Enayrk moves four spaces north and uses Buster Charge.
Mondegreen moves five spaces north and uses Buster Charge.

Legacy Aeon opens all the chests at once!

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The Mega Flare doesn't do anything! Probably should have clarified, Special attacks are also energy-based.

Parallel Aeon 1 charges his Time Buster!
Alternate Aeon attacks!

  I have a feeling that it's only gonna let me take ONE of these normally.
  


Legacy Aeon uses a Tin of Catnip on himself, making him super fast!

  Too bad I'm the type of person who wouldn't pass up a cool gun!

Legacy Aeon uses his super speed to grab all the chests and head back to the center room!

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  I don't think so!

Alternate Aeon 1 tried PK Barrier Ω! Alternate Aeon and Parallel Aeon 1 were enveloped by Barriers!
Parallel Aeon 1 throws a Photon Buzzsaw!

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Item Name: Tin of Catnip
Description: A tin of catnip that, for some reason, increases the consumer's speed by TEN STAGES, which makes everything super slow from the consumer's point of view, but not the consumer themselves, making them look SUPER FAST to other people! This also grants the user two actions per turn! However, this speed boost goes down by one stage at a time, fading completely after ten turns are up, and taking the Double Turn buff with them.

Move Name: PK Barrier
Type: Space/Shield
Description: The user envelops themselves (α, β) or all allies (Σ, Ω) in a Barrier, which either reduces Special Damage by half (α, Σ), or nullifies it completely (β, Ω)! Each Barrier can only withstand 3 Special Attacks before breaking, or 3 turns before wearing off. (5 in the case of α and Σ levels)
Known levels: α, β, Σ, Ω

Attack Category: Special
Usual types: Freeze, Flame, Electric, Time, Wind, Water, Nature, Space, Laser

Legacy Aeon heads into the room beyond the door!

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Parallel Aeon 1 fires some Crystal Spikes!
Alternate Aeon attacks!

Legacy Aeon continues breaking the targets!

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Parallel Aeon 1 throws a Photon Buzzsaw!
Alternate Aeon tried PK Dark α!

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Move Name: PK Dark
Type: Shadow/Empty
Description: The user fires void energy at the target, dealing massive damage and ingoring all resistances, immunities, affinites, and shields! This ability is powerful bust costs quite a bit of PP from the user.

Soren's Circuit designs have given be inspiration to do a Turbine Circuit and a Turret Circuit, respectively.



The Turbine Circuit is based on a fan. It would impart an Affinity to Wind, and a weakness to Cutter. Personally though, I don't like how the fan blades turned out.



The Turret Circuit would impart an Affinity to Missile, and a weakness to Wind. Fun fact, this was originally going to be a bazooka design until I settled on a Cannon, and was initially going to call it the Cannon Circuit before realizing it looked more like a mounted gun.

The loop I'm going for is Wind > Missile > Impact > Cutter > Wind, similar to the second elemental loop in Battle Network 6.

  NICE! That's our FIRST set of victms done with! Now to see where our NEXT target's holed up..!
  Wait, how are we gonna KNOW where our "hits" will be?
  Simple! There's a Mission Board right over there!

Mondegreen, however, is pointing 132 degrees AWAY from the Mission Board.

  Uh, Greenie? There's nothing over there.
  ...Okay, so maybe I DON'T know where it is. But last I checked, I saw that there was a Space Metall hanging around the Abandoned Warehouse.
  I say we plug his jetpack with corks! That'll be HILARIOUS!
  Eh, sure, as long as we don't go overboard with it.
  Ooh, by the way, I've been thinking of a Team Name for us, and I think you're gonna like it!
  Eh, whatever. Shoot.
  Okay, but what're we aiming at?
  I meant tell me our "Team Name".
  OHHH, so THAT'S what you meant! Anyway, I'm goin' with "Team Epsnow!"

Team Espnow heads-

  Yeah, no. That sounds dumb.
  Boi, what-chu talkin' bout? That's like, the ULTIMATE name for a team of people who like to be not boring!
  Personally, I'd say it has more of a "I'm gonna freeze the planet with a bunch of plot devices" air to it.
Either way, sorry, but I'M picking the name. If you're gonna force me to go along with you, I'm GOING to have a say in a good chunk of this. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
  But-
  NO BUTS!
  Ugh, FIIINE. There's probably a life deity that'll get REALLY ticked off if we use that, anyhow.
  Now then, the name we're going under is "Team Mirage". It's either that, or "Big Rigs Over The Road Racing".
  You know, that first one IS cooler than Epsnow, actually! Plus, the second one seems like it'd make us look like a bunch of glitchy trucks that pass through bridges, and therefore, a bunch of SCRUBS.
  (You don't even know HALF of it, lady.)
  Right then! We're officially called Team Mirage now! Now let's get to that Abandoned Warehouse!

Team Mirage heads over to Abandoned Warehouse!

Legacy Aeon pulls out his Pistol, and wastes no time sniping targets!

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  Holy s, that's a big- dragon.

Parallel Aeon 1 used Attack Slow! Lunar Bahamut's ATK went down 3 stages!
Alternate Aeon attacks!