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Okay, Sir Punch-a-Lot. What's the bright idea now?
Dracon here will be causing public riots for the likely probably not last time. I'm going to place him in a secure area to prevent him from riotting again.
Don't drop the oil can.
Sure, but before you go...
Hey. I can respect you and how ambiguously good you are. I can shrug of the ninety hours worth of repair you delivered to me. Because yes, despite that emotionless exterior and that oppressive, hungry for-murder interior, I can turn the other cheek and not complain...
...However. don't try to drag me or my friend into any of your melodramatic showdowns. As a matter of fact, I'd appreciate it if our meetings were far and few between. You may be into that crazy stuff, but a girl's got a life to live. Y'got that?
...
I'll do my best to stay out of your guys' ways.
Dearly appreciated, Prince Charming.
Uh--
That was sarcasm.
Okay, okay. Sheesh.
Have-- *snicker*-- have fun engaging in a lot of not violence, ladies.
And with that, my life is back to normal.
You carry knives on you?
I hide them under my scarf.
Curse that self-entitled, good-for-nothing disgrace. I will never feel satisfaction making paltry food nor serving his royalty.
Rrgh... but it is either undying loyalty or undying torture. And with his overwhelming power... a resistance would be impossible.
This world is surely cursed!... If only I was born in another.
...?
What in the dicken's name?... I do not recall this being here before.
UH--!
...
Hmmm...
With Hypertime, people like Somari and his friends will be able to safely return to their worlds without any dire consequence.
But the timelines are infinite, yes? How is it that they will be able to return to their specific ones?
Because the timeline conjured up is directly linked to your psyche, your memories. That's how Hypertime will know what time and era you belong to.
Seems legit. But how do we know someone won't use these for their own plans?
Oh, please. I've got all the kinks ironed out. Ain't no way that's happening.
...
Anyway, I dunno 'bout you three? But I am hungry as hell. Who's up for a restaurant chain that starts with the letter L and ends with S?
Lou and Mickey's? Count me in, son. All this time talk has gotten me famished.
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...
... Very interesting.
Ouchies!
You bumbling fool! How hard is it to make fried chicken?
I... I promise! I swear to you, awesomer of all, next time it will--
Ahp, ahp. That is what you said last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. I do not recall the time preceding that one, however. So on that account, I shall give you the benefit of the doubt.
(Phew.)
Nevertheless... It would do you well to make something of quality more often... for my patience is NOT to be trifled with.
I... I... I-I....
...I understand, your awesomeness.
Pray to me that you do. Regardless, I grow weary. Fetch me my entertainment.
Right away, your awesomeness.
...Oh, ye olden bollocks.
Entertain me.
Hey! I--
ENTERTAIN ME!
...As you wish, your awesomeness.
HI! MY NAME'S ULTRA MAN DELUXE! AIN'T THAT A' QUIRK!?!?
...Wha--
YES! I AM ULTRA MAN DELUXE THE ORIGINAL, BROTHER ROBOT OF THE FAMOUS MACRO MAN, AND SON OF DR. LEFT! BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME UNISON! I BELONG TO THE "DELUXE EDITION NUMBER" LINEAGE!" LET ME INTRODUCE SHOW TO YOU MY SUPER SPECIAL ORIGINAL DELUXE FRIENDS!
HOW DO YA DO!? MY NAME IS EXTENGUISH MAN DELUXE! IT'S TOTALLY NOT A TYPO, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I'M NUMBER TWO OF THE DELUXE EDITION NUMBERS, AND I WAS MADE TO PREVENT HAZARDOUS FIRES FROM SPREADING! I'M THE MISUNDERSTOOD ONE, THOUGH, AND I FEEL SAD BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT--
NOBODY FUCKING CARES EXTENGUISH MAN!
I'll be brief, because of my mandated stoic tendencies along with my rebellious persona. My name is Rainbow Man Eternal. I was made by Dr. Evil, who was bullied by Dr. Left as the two grew up as kids. As Ultra Man Deluxe triumphed over my zealous creator, he had decided to use me as the ultimate counter to stop him. As it turns out, however, despite the fact that I was made specifically to defeat him, I end up losing every encounter no matter what happens, ultimately making me a fucking failure. As such, I have dedicated the rest of my eternal life to defeating him myself. Seriously. With the rainbow gimmick along with my obsession, you'd think I was gay for the robot. But no, I'm not. I'm just his rival evil arch-nemesis pseudo-counterpart.
AND THOSE ARE MY SUPER SPECIAL ORIGINAL DELUXE FRIENDS! AIN'T THEY A QUIRK!?!?
Fight me, my totally not Yaoi-material!
(Rrgh... shoot... that little guy is better than I anticipated.)
(If a little guy like him is giving us trouble, how the heck are we going to take Bagura?...I didn't want to do this, but...)
...It's time to get serious!
I don't have a name for it, aside from project ██████████████... but it's definitely going to be the saving grace for the space-time continuum.
It's... peculiar... what are it's functions?
This just so happens to be the nexus of all realities-- so those glass-like reflections you see everywhere? Those are portals to separate timelines. They change, corresponding to our thoughts and wills. Watch this.
And what "timeline" is that?
The one where The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air had a seventh season.
That sitcom was so overrated.
Shut up.
But above all else. There is ONE thing which we must ALWAYS keep in mind.
Alright. And what might this thing be, Fesh Pince of Blair?
Destroying a shard of time while it displays a timeline means destroying that timeline itself. The shards remanifest, but the timelines themselves do not. So AT ALL costs-- Do NOT mess around with one of these babies.
Understood. (I must find the timeline in which the Sega Saturn reigns supreme.)
!!
Damn it!
It's finally ready. This will help us explore any area we need to, during... certain times of crisis... along with putting us one step forward to ending all time-based shenanigans.
The project you called ██████████████, right? What's this got to do with it?
Yes... I too, am curious. What endeavors does it hold?
As you all know, the more and more people that appear in this realm who belong to different times and eras, the more time itself becomes warped.
And hero or villain, anyone who this applies to contributes in slowly destroying the fabric of time. Yeah, yeah, we know this already.
Aight. So do you also know that there was a way I've found to send those people back?

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Ya'll better pack some sunscreen.. because THIS... Is HOT.
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Come on... beat em...
...Be careful with using any special attacks or anything like that. It can copy your abilities and use them against you.
Yeah... I found that out the hard way.
...
Hnn!
?...
!
Haaaah!
Wa-hey!
*BARK!* (Come on!)
!!!!
*HACK!*
Hmph!
My turn!
!
Aaaah...!
(He copied my style!?...)
Getting real tired of this back-and-forth!
Just save us both the trouble, kid. If you force us to stop holding back... we won't be able to guarantee the safety of your life.
...
Urgh... totally blindsided...
Wait. our speed...
What the--!? I'm so slow, now! How did this happen?
It must've been that... thing... it sucked our speed right out of us.
...
We don't have time for games. We'll both take that thing out.
You don't mean!?
No. Obviously you're too soft to kill.
We teach it not to get in our way. Then we deal with that fat friend of yours.
...Alright! I'm down with that!
...
Look, Mister. We don't want to fight anymore than what we have to. Move aside, and we'll be done.
...!!!
The runt's had it's chance. Now we strike!
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I--if... *hack*... you wanna get to Wario... y-you'll h-have to get past...
Max... I'm going to head for Wario. Perhaps there's more we can do to reason with them.
I don't care. Do what you have to do... but for the beating that we've been giving them... they must be HARD pressed to keep secrets on Buggler.
*whimper*...
(Things aren't adding up... Darn it, this isn't how things were supposed to go!)
(Well, with any luck, we should be getting an explanation soon enough. Everyone is at their limit, so it's unlikely there's anything that can--)
AUGH!
!?
Rrrgh! What now!?
Uwoah!
....!
...This fighting... all we're doing is endangering the area around us! We don't need to do this, Wario. We can talk this out!
Ngggggrhhh... Talk it... out, huh...? Wh-what a joke.
...
If y-you... had any interest of resolving things peacefully, you wouldn't have... dropped an explosion on the four of us while we were relaxing!
We... we weren't sure we could trust--
Trust? -- You... invade my property, you assault me... Y-you FRAME me-- and you think you're worthy of my TRUST? Pal... you ain't worthy of jack
.
Hnnn...
Oh, stop it! I don't need to be lectured by a thief of the highest order, a pathological liar, and an overall menace to society! What have you done to earn anything above what you've received...?
Urgh... Lemme get one thing straight with you, Whitey.... you don't know what I've been doing. You don't know what Wario has been through. And least of all, you don't got the right to come on my turf and push me around.
Nyeh...
Then let's talk it out instead. This can be the end of all our problems, Wario. I don't take fun in--
FUN!?
What!?
(Th--this power...)
DON'T BULLSHIT ME, BOMBER. YOU CAME AT ME-- AT US-- WITH YOUR FIST BEFORE YOUR WORDS. YOU DON'T GET TO TREAT YOURSELF LIKE YOU'RE BETTER.
YOU MESSED WITH ME-- YOU MESSED WITH WALUIGI-- AND YOU'VE MESSED WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS ONLY MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN APOLOGIZED ONCE. SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY DOING ANY OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
BUT DON'T WORRY. YOU WANT FUN? WARIO WILL SHOW YOU--
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...*sigh*... Don't say I didn't warn you.
There are no complexities. Simply put. There is I. And across from me, there is my enemy.
And as follows... I crush the enemy with my overwhelming power. It is as simple as the switches in your inadequate minds. And nowhere near the rudimentary cowardice that rudimentary trickery involves.
Come on!
...
Eat thi--
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Ngh... I'll have you know that I have been enlightened to the savior of Cyberspace. And as such, I am privileged with the ability to aid him in taking the throne of the Undernet for himself.
Hey, how dare you speak to the future ruler of the Undernet in such a casual--
...?
Firstly, I couldn't care less about any of your weakling companions. Furthermore, I hold no interest in any of the hodgepodge cowardice you address by "strategy". If there is something that needs conquering, it shalt be conquered.
He... hasn't lashed out at them? Strange. To willingly walk up to someone like him so informally and not be attacked. Such idiocy is unbearable...
...Or wait... That glorified clown... could it be that he's actually managed to form some sort of tie with that other Navi? Or perhaps they are of some use to him... either way, this is certainly unexpected.
Do you think we could use this to our favor?
Perhaps. But that's not what we're here for, are we?
What business do you have with me?

What's wrong, you combustive clods? Finally realize how lame you are in the face of the great Wario? No, you three stay behind. They're planning something.
Not anymore, Wario. These little pipes of yours may have given you and your cohorts the upper hand...

Because these aren't your average booties, Wario.
*snort* booties.
They're the key to your defeat! Soon, it won't matter how many pipes you have covered!
Last one to pummel the enemy is a rotten egg.
You're on, Max!
WARI--
Here it comes!
WAAAAH!
I've got him!
He's gone again!

Urgh...