Mah Boi is shuddering in anticipation, whilst Memelord Trimarc tries to use A Man Has Fallen into The River in Lego City!

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  I ain't too sure about that, crabby. That last one looked WAAAY to strong to be a firework. I might be a stage 5 midboss that goes around pranking people, but even I know something that sounds bad when I see it. For all we know, you could be plannin' on starting WARS!
  Sorry, but you'd better get your spellcards out, 'cause there's no smooth-talking your way outta this one!

Mah Boi follows up with another Icy Wind!
Memelord Trimarc tries to fire some more Rawkits!

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  WOAH! Geez, is that guy trying to get people BLOWN UP!?

>Rhys: Grab the knives.

You decide you're going to grab ALL the knives. ALL OF THEM. You want to make sure you have access to multiple attack types from the get-go, especially if elemental weaknesses are a thing, which they likely are.

>Rhys: Examine your Copy Arm chip.

You take a look at the Fish Attack ability. You note that it could be really useful for any antics should you inevitably have to prank someone. Though, the ability to chat up fish could be pretty pretty useful, too...

>Rhys: Head into the kitchen.

You attempt to open the door, and see if there's anything you can actually EAT in the kitchen. You ain't gonna eat anything that's got rocks on it.

Alright, fine, but the REST of the enemies take a crapton of damage. Deal?

Mah Boi then goes for another Struggle Bug to pick off any stragglers!
Memelord Trimarc considers using Rain Dance to weaken the Angry Suns, but instead weaponizes their presence and fires a Solar Beam, greatly amplified by the multiple Angry Suns, at the nearest enemy that isn't immune!

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  Well what ELSE comes to mind when you think of something that has a hand that's much bigger than the other? Face it, crabcakes, you look like a crab!

Mah Boi shields himself with Protect! Memelord Trimarc suddenly uses an Assist Trophy, calling something forth from the sky! Just as suddenly, as the tides shake up, the cause is slowly revealed...!

  YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! YOU TAKE THE MOON AN-

A massive celestial entity known as Mungjora's Moon crashes into the island, severely damaging all enemies and somehow not damaging Memelord Trimarc, Mah Boi, Wario, Waluigi, or Mao!

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  Huh? That's a pretty weird arm. Is he a crab youkai or something?

Suddenly, when Remy unknowingly tries to open a crate that wasn't there before, that crate's contents, being a bunch of smoke bombs, blow up in Remy's face!

  PFFFTAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHH! Oh man, that is just PRICELESS! I bet the look on his face is gonna be even FUNNIER!
  

Mah Boi then turns his attention to the hordes of enemies, using Icy Wind to slow a good chunk of them down, whilst Memelord Trimarc fires some more Rawkits at more enemies!

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Move Name: Icy Wind
Type: Freeze/Wind
Description: The user exhales cold air at all enemies, dealing damage and lowering the enemies' Speed stats!

Crap, about 3 days left, better make me a character real qui-
Actually, you know what? No.
I'm actually going to GET OFF MY for this one! I know, really foreign concept.
Or rather, a COPY of me is. Yeah, I have multiple bodies. Pretty sick, right?

Right, then. Time to introduce myself. I was gonna my appearance for the big reveal in Chaos Zone, but I don't think there's much reason for that now.
  

Name: Rhys
Class: Versatile
Reason for being there: Eh, I had nothing better to do.


(OOC: That last part's an obvious lie, but shoosh, don't tell.)

  For those of you beyond the 4th wall, I'm going to do what I did in the original Mystery Mansion and let my MPSA-Style Narration Machine do most of the narrating from now on, in true MS Paint Adventure fashion. This means the narration's gonna refer to me in second person, and my actions are going to be displayed in the form of MSPA-style commands. This may get confusing, but that's just how it be. Also, whenever I type in dialogue boxes like this, I'm gonna have an INDIGO text color. NOT MAROON. I don't need like 82 more comparisons to Phantasm here.
  Though, at the same time, I most likely won't be able to access most of my Reaper powers here, since this isn't Chaos Zone. But that's the end of my rant, now back to the matter at hand; reading through the previous posts to making sure we know just what the hell is going on with these guys.

  Oh, I see, this is just a bunch of holographic shenanigans or whatever! Well, since I'm pretty occupied fighting most of these fakers off already, I'm going to send a little someone out to play!

Memelord Trimarc throws a Luxury ball into the air, and out pops...

My god.

OUT POPS...!!!



....A Snom?

  Huh? Mowning alweady?
  

  Hey, Mah Boi! I got you someone to beat up! If you can do so, you'll get the whipped curry cooked with Custap Berries!
  Ooh! Yes, I wand da Cusdab cuwwy! Dis guy's gowin DOWN!

Mah Boi suddenly launches a Struggle Bug at the Spiked Koopa!

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For Reference, Mah Boi is a Level 96 Snom with 69 IVs in every stat and a Timid nature. However, for some reason, Trimarc doesn't seem to want to evolve it...

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Move Name: Struggle Bug
Type: Nature
Description: The user attacks while resisting, dealing damage to all enemies and lowering their Attack stats!

The Zergs, however, AREN'T overwhelmed at first, and absolutely DECIMATE a good chunk of enemies before biting the bullet!

  You're talking mad s for someone who's about to get REKT!

Memelord Trimarc shoots a bunch of Flex Seal into the Spiked Koopa's eyes, as he then uses A Man has Fallen into The River in Lego City!

  Oh PUH-LEASE, boi. You think WE fell into YOUR trap? To that I say...
  No u.

Memelord Trimarc unleashes a Zerg Rush, dealing MUCH more damage to the the potential thousands of enemies than the last time it was used!

  ...What, you HONESTLY didn't think I knew there would be so much normies to meme all over? Guess what, that attack gets STRONGER the more enemies the user is facing, so really, now that I'm in your base and killin' your dudes, all you're doing is sentencing your buddies to a LONG while of nonstop trolling! Congrats, you just played yourself!

Memelord Trimarc suddenly fires a Double Rainbow Spiral all the way across the sky at one of the bigger enemies!

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Move Name: Double Rainbow Spiral
Type: Laser
Description: The user fires a Double Rainbow all the way across the sky at an enemy, dealing massive damage twice!

Trimarc suddenly goes into his Memelord Form right in front of the Spiked Koopa!

  That's cool, if your pals don't pony up some info on the guy, I'll just send them on a one-way trip to Hecc.
  Also, since a certain final boss happened to get into a certain fighting game, I'm gonna play the turn of a DIFFERENT final boss from the same series, just for dramatic tension, and because the latter's fight and theme are MUCH cooler!

Memelord Trimarc walks toward the exit of the ship, and announces his arrival in style, cranking up the intro to the fourth part of Dancing Mad, and walking out at the crescendo! Right as the bongos start however, he starts speaking...!

  Scrubs... Normies... Thots...
  Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...?
  Such meaningless things... I'm gonna noscope them ALL!

Memelord Trimarc starts laying waste to the first set of enemies in the general area, starting by crashing a ROFLcopter into them, and then following up with A Man Has Fallen into The River in Lego City!

  This is it right here, huh? Hey spikeball, you implied that there were an absolute fload of people who happen to be your buddies here, yeah?

Suddenly, Trimarc starts gathering meme energy!

  Guess I can actually bust showcase the TRUE power of the Memelord now!

Trimarc prepares to make his dramatic entrance!

Trimarc prepares to meme all over the Black Sugar Gang's hideout!