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.....I see. Infinite worlds. Infinite possibilities. The one who seemed to know about this... it was likely his doing that created the gateway outside of this world.
If his majesty found out about this, he'd surely proclaim an conquest to dominate all live in every timeline.
There is no chance a rebellion would work, either. He is simply too powerful for anyone in this plane of reality to defeat... so...
If I escape to another timeline, where such patriarchy is gone... I could return to to create the coup, and befall that fiend once and for all. But... what if it... fails? I'll have doomed everyone! Including myself! Especially myself! And that's what matters the most!
...Well. You miss 100% of the chances you don't take.
If you're too ignorant to make any sense, then I'll force it into you!
You were stronger before... weren't 'cha?
Wh-what the!?
(...Tch. I should've known it would come to this...)
(After using that power, White's power has dropped considerably. It'll be an uphill battle for him.)
Yeh! Looks like the tables have turned for Wario after all!
*ROAAAAAAAAR* (Yeah... but if things escalate like this... the woods will be destroyed entirely.)
This is a waste of my time. I have more important insects to crush.
Now that's just plain rude.
I could have done much worse.
...Yeah, you're right about that... but... wait a minute...
What now!?
...We should ask for directions! How else are we gonna beat the ma'am or mister we're looking for?
If the boogeyman existed in the real world and asked you for instructions, would you guide him? Or would you run away screaming?
Are you seriously comparing yourself to the boogeyman?
Of course not. Because unlike it, I am a legend that truly exists.
Now you're just talking semantics agai--
...Is this another one of your...?
In a halfwitted fantasy, perhaps. But I hold no recalling of this person.
Y-you... you killed-- you destroyed me in cold-blood! And you have the gall to say you don't remember me!?
I do not keep track of those I destroy. I leave that task for graveyards.
You sick monster! You're even eviler than I thought!
H-hey, no need for harsh words like--
And you, too! You enable him! Like this is some sort of game! Like we don't feel actual pain from this!
And what exactly do you plan on doing? About as much as a gnat can do to a behemoth, I see..
You're bad guys... and bad guys need to be taught a lesson! Prepare for Battle--!
Who the hell is this fool?
Beats me. But if it gives a proper excuse to enact a little violence...
...
...
......Heh!
Eat this!
WAAAAH!
OKAY! LET'S GO!
WARIO!
Not so fast!
Well? What are we gonna do now?
For starters, I'm sure you three have already received word about alleged potential changes to the law.
Yeah. Seems a little drastic, to be honest.
Exactly. It's too drastic, and quite frankly, concerning. Which is why I think we should discuss this to him.
(Is this really a good idea? The last time we got together, he wasn't very...)
(...Stable.)
It's the one way we'll get answers from him. It's not like anyone other than his own characters are going to try it.
And if this is leading towards what I hope it isn't... bad things are coming this way. Let's move out.
One minute.
Mr. President... I sincerely hope this isn't a gambit for control.
That's where you're wrong, Mayor Dorado.
I'm not interested in any more control than I already have. Currently?... I'm the most powerful person on the planet. And not just politically, either.
Hmmm... I see.
Although... It may be easier for you to see things my way with a little trip. What say you, Dorado?
I'm not opposed to that idea. Sure, why not?
Now, before I continue, Mr. Walter... I must say that your tenure as President has been an astounding success... perhaps more than any other so far. It's with your guidance that mankind has been able to unite as one so far.
No need for flattery, Mayor Dorado. It is my honor to help.
That said... the newest laws you're attempting to get the judicial branch to create seem... a little questionable... to say the least.
And how so? It won't affect you, after all.
Yes... but it radically changes the game for everything. The idea that all forms of non-government mandated vigilantism across the globe are now declared illegal... when so many disasters have been prevented from that form of defense.
Look, I'm not too keen on random hero guys showing up either. But it stands to say we'd only lose less from this! Your approved Team Prototype won't be able to handle all forms of crisis alone!
They won't be. Recall how your police department has partaken in serving as well. And that's assuming any more threats bypass the impenetrable military department that has been deployed during my service.
Frankly, I'm tired of unregistered sanctimonious nobodies which pretend to fight for the greater good when they're just as liable to causing damage as enemies. It's a perpetual overreliance on these same forces which makes the government look weak in comparison.
Still... can't we.. work things out with them?
That's what this legislative act is for. To separate friend from foe. To separate villain... from hero.
No way!!
Wario!
!?
...
Ugh...
Did'ja really think I'd be down for the count for long? Feh. Wario, The Legend, doesn't know how to quit!
Wario! Stop making this more difficult than it has to be and tell us what you know already!
Fine! I know you're a scumbag coward who looks for excuses to beat people up when they're unprepared! I know that whatever you're accusin' me of is false, and that I've got jack squat to do with it! And most importantly?..
I know that you're a pain in my ass-- One that I'm about to send packing once and for all.
....Whatever you're planning, it won't work. So far, nothing you've done has been in success. So why can't we just talk this out? Please? We don't have any more reasons to fight each other!
You need a reason to fight? Alright, how about this: You're on my property, you assaulted us, and I don't like you. Is that enough for ya?
Are you ready, you little twerp? You're better of callin' it quits and goin' home, because I ain't backin' down!
...
...Fine. I'm ready. Since there's no convincing you, then I may as well do this the hard way. Besides, I've had enough of this back and forth. Let's do this.
I wouldn't expect a couple of commoners to understand the satisfaction of smothering inferiors with true power.
I put my pride, my might, and my mettle on the line in every battle I partake in. That is the difference between my almighty power and your... whatever you have.
*rapid clapping*
*rapid clapping*
If it's what you plan, I don't know any trade secrets. You'll have to dig deeper for those.
What about you guys? What do you do?
It's our duty to establish a sense of order within reality. As such, we view possible threats that could act as potential dangers and take premeditated action.
Well, Nazi Germany and JFK's assassination still exist in the form of "was". So I don't know if you four quite landed the mark on that.
You know the type of stuff we deal with, wise guy. Threats to reality. Same as your boys who dumped you here. We've been picking up on your sla-- *mmph*!
Yeah. And right now, what we're doing is taking some well-deserved time off. No signs of any real threats anytime soon, so why not chill for a little bit?
Truth be told, I myself am looking to spend this period of peace to further myself as a martial artist.
You mean all that punch/kicky stuff? You know you could just shoot people in the face, right?
That's exactly what I've been saying to him!
There is no art in the usage of weapons. You know of my feelings on this.
BS! You LITERALLY cannot spell the word artillery without 'art'!
I've learned my lesson. Never go shopping for your new outfit again. D.I.Y is the way to go.
I'll figure it out soon enough.
Woop! My bad.
No problem.
It seems the legends are true after all, Cena-san. We truly cannot see you.
Hey, I know you. You're one of them Quint fellas, aren't you?
That gonna be a problem?
Are you here to oppressively convert the earth into restoring it's flow of time?
Nopers.
Then we're good.
You think we can let this guy know about Hypertime?
We'll wait until later to come to that conclusion.
The truth is, I've been discharged. As of now, my status has been rendered obsolete.
That can happen?
Only if you really suck... which I kinda do.
Loose ends all tied up.
Y-you're kinda scary when you laugh.
Can you guys shush? I missed
's latest stream, so I'm trying to catch up and watch the highlights.
Who the whonow?
you silly goose.
(How are you saying it like that?)
Saying it like what?
Big Eye. We are wanted by assassins.
Oh, yeah. Feelsbadman.
(Is there any plan to deal with them?)
No.
...Well, unless you consider beat them into submission a plan. In that case? For sure, but that's for later.
Uuughh... that smarts.
Huh. So you've finally decided to get up, huh?
Good thing you're not dead. I have better things to do than share a mock-cell with a rusty bucket of scraps.
Ghhhh... right now, you lousy punk, you're gonna tell me who you are and what the hell I'm doing here.
Hmmmm. Really? Or what? You'll hit me? Beat me up? Kill me? Good luck trying that. The room'll just give you an instant EMP.
What are you talking about!?
Amigo. Has it seriously not occurred to you that you're isolated within a room along with another irrational person while the both of you are in orange jumpsuits?
...
...No, no, no, no. No. No way this is a--
--Prison? What else?
No... damn it, no way! There's no way that jackass in grey would do this to me!
Hmmm. He put you in here too, huh?
"He" who?
So, to the newest batch of scumbags which have found themselves unconscious in an inescapable room... Welcome. You'll be uncomfortably staying here for the rest of your inorganic lives.
No!
All the robots and/or other detestable people I've found will be able to spend the rest of their time here, until you all rot away. A paid debt to those you've slaughtered or lives you've threatened, with a few exceptions.
Good luck finding an escape. The entire building is made of an advanced state-of-the-arc Scale Assemblies nanotech software AI. which already recognizes your digital codex and will deploy exact countermeasures to stop it. All your abilities, your resistances, affinities, Skills, whatever-- they have all been negated. And there's only one person out there who can override it... me.
That... bastardd...
I'd say this is the perfect treatment. Doomed to a life of despair like you all have to so many others.
!!
...
Hmph. It never stood a chance.
I feel a little bad about having to fight the poor guy like that... maybe we should apologize when we're done.
Don't get carried away. Our priorities lie within that fatso.
Yeah. We've gotta go get--
Huh? What the--!?
Ngh... Waluigi... won't let stranger... hurt.. Wario...
You idiots.
The longer you morons intend on resisting, more punishment will come your way! You're only wasting away at your own life! What about that is so difficult to comprehend!?
Go to hell... edgy-masked man doesn't know the good Wario has done recently... and people like him who fight first and ask questions later don't have the right for explanations.
Ghnnnnnnnn--!
Waluigi doesn't what his history is with him... but Waluigi would take him over you any day.
...
...
Ghnnnnnnnn--!
Max, that's enough.
?!
...Tch. Have it your way. I don't have time to waste on any of these losers regardless.
Let's just go before we get wrapped up in anymore drama.
I'll check first.
!?
That hologram looked kinda like you!
That doesn't mean anything. There are twenty-eight people who look just like me.
That may be so...
...But only one of them is you!
Factually incorrect, but sure.
So, what do we do now?
What we do now?
We wait for the perfect opportunity to unleash the ultimate doomsday of terror on this world. When that dawn of despair arrives... everyone and everything will meet their match when I...
Why are you pretending to be evil again? I thought you moved on from that.
Wh-- pretending!?!? I am serious.
No, you're not! Evil people don't shield the world from giant nukes!
I wanted to kill it myself!
You mean like how you're killing it right now?
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS!
Guh..
Dude, are you alright? That look like it hurt like hell.
Ungh... That would be a... very accurate assumption. But... I didn't even see him move. It was like I was gutted by the force of twenty trains all at once!
...I... I don't even think I can move. Lend me a shoulder.
Aight, man.
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU FOULDOERS! YOUR MISCHIEF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY 
THAT WAS TWO.. RANDOS... DEFEATED, MEN AND WOMEN. AND THOSE WHO IDENTIFY AS NEITHER MEN AND WOMAN.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE, I AM QUITE GLAD THAT SO MANY OF YOU VIEWERS OF MINE HAVE TUNED IN TO MY CHARITY LIVESTREAM. ONCE AGAIN, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THE AUDIENCE OF MINE IF POSSIBLE COULD DONATE ANY PORTION TO THE FOSTER CHILDREN OUT THERE, WAITING TO BE ADOPTED. I CAN SAY FOR CERTAIN THAT THOSE WITH NEITHER THE COMPASSION GIFTED TO THEM WITH A MOTHER OR FATHER ARE CERTAINLY STRONGER THAN I WHERE IT TRULY MATTERS.
NO CHILD DESERVES A LIFE OF LONELINESS TO THEM FROM THE START. ALL THOSE IN SUCH A POSITION HAVE MY DEAREST REGARDS. YOU, TOO, ARE
JUST AS I AM.
THAT ASIDE... THE VOTES ARE IN! AND IT SEEMS THAT
'S NEXT OPPONENT WILL BE...
ZOUNDS! TO SEE THAT MY LATEST OPPONENT WILL BE A MENACING TYRANT! ONE WHO'S SPREES OF DAMAGE WERE AS UNLAWFUL AS THEY WERE DEADLY...
HEAR ME, VILLAIN! YOUR DUES WILL BE PAID WHEN THE TIME COMES... WHEN
STRIKES, HIS FISTS WILL STRIKE WITH THE SOULS OF THE LOST SEEKERS OF VENGEANCE YOU HAVE SEEKED HAVOC ON!
(I've figured your rhythm out, you fake. Time to show you what being a real fighter is all about!)
OH, HOH! TRYING TO RAIN ON
's PARADE, EH? THAT SIMPLY WILL NOT DO!
Hnn...
(Rock... I get what you're doing. He's not trying to get past his possible future vision... he's trying to create the vision himself.)
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE--
!!!
RRROCK! UPPE--
...
--!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT!?!?
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS REPULSED BY THE POWER OF MY BURRRRRRRIGHTNESS RADIATION! YOU HAVE TAKEN THE L TO
, PARTNERS OF EVIL! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!