Lankey Kong: Nahh. Am gud fer nao... but aI gooess ih can crash with yoo. Butt annieweighs...
The past
Lankey walks up to the little thing, curious.
Lankey Kong: Wat dis ting? Wha does eet doo...?
He then starts poking it, sniffing it, even lick it. (Ew.)
Lankey Kong: Tayste liek... liak... OOH! BA NA NA.
He then starts licking more and more, starting to become addicted!

And then, an announcing voice booms in on some speakers!
Announcer: And now, one of the final rounds of the sun league tournament!
???: Ah crap, that's my que.
The man then jumps into a sort of playing field stylized after Classic Eggman's mean bean playing thing!
Announcer: On my left, we have the flaming psychopath, the slashing "hero", and the 20 time champion of the sun league... Billy Burn!
Billy Burn: YEAAAAAH! HERE COMES THE BILLY BURNNNNNN!!!!
He is then met with jeering from the crowds!
Announcer: But to my right... he's one of the heroes from Suzuran... current owner of the Sasaki Fish mongering business, and master of fight with a kedama... IT'S...

The crowd roars with cheer and good will!
* Jeeze... never thought I'd be this beloved in a long while!
The two then get ready to duke it out...

The Tempest
Lanky Kong: Then... neckst ting I gnu... I was in the webbernets... wallkin like hey soos on wah tur...
The past - Lankey's internet
Lankey Kong: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Weight waot bee that?
He then notices a small green jellybean-like object, floating ominously in the air...
The inventory... again.
Max is just drinking literal boatloads of Dr. Dills soda.
Whats worse, they made that ban on Scrumpos happen!* How can life suck even more than usual!?
Somewhere else in the inventory, someone watches a sort of... tournament involving happen.
Nasu Grave: I... I won! WOO! Yeah baby! The eggplants are finally gonna make a comeback in this tourney!
???: Yeesh. Would I've been that much of a sore winner when I was in junior high?
*Let's just say, that these posts focusing on Sam and Max happen before their VR game, which will happen, but in a semi-unique way if you will.

Wherever Tedd is maybe...?
lankey Kong: thanks yeux... nao I cann tell ye's me storrie of woag...
Prior to the Dead Zone Arc - Lanky's home
Lankey Kong: OH BOIIII! I CANST WEIGHT TO GO THREUX THE INTERWEBS!
He then enters an odd capsule connected to a laptop with a sign on it that says...

Lankey Kong: Hee hee hee... TOO THEE ALPS OF THE WIIKII PEEDA!
He then presses on a button... causing him to warp, to the cyberworld...

The dimension starts to tear apart faster and faster! Quickly gunning for Lankey Kong!
Lankey kong: Someh one... anyone... HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!
Meanwhile, at the tonal whiplash that is The Inventory.
I'm tellin you Sam. I was robbed of a perfectly gory victory!
Ah quiet down Max. It happened. And there isn't no way to do it without damaging our timeline.
I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!

Well...
Final Battle
A voice seems to ring out...
Trio.EXE's Soul: IF IM GOING DOWN... ALL YALLS ARE GONNA COME WITH ME!
The dimension there starts falling apart! While only one remains, trying to escape...
Lankey Kong: Neux... ples... imm beggin yoo! I DONT WANNA DIEEEEEEEEE!

Then, before anyone could react... almost everyone there was warped to a location that a few seem to recognize...
Matt's Dimension.
Huh. So I can get us into Matt's dimension!

Then, when it didn't seem like it would work... Talitu manages to cause Trio.EXE's only remaining functioning thing, his head, EXPLODE!

Arle then turns to Chorus Kid
Oh! Almost forgot about introductions! Sorry 'bout that. Name's Arle (Pronounced Are-el)! Nice to meet you.

Arle, upon realizing that the fogs kinda making her look a bit blind so...
Ah sunnova...
Hot!
She then conjures up a small wisp of flame, allowing her to see what's arround her and... Schezo.
Oh! Uh... Sc-Schezo! Uh... hey uh... you didn't hear me saying anything... did you...?
Sukapokon DS' lab
That's Sukapokon. NOT whatever you just said! But what?

Then... Trio.EXE then gets sliced around the neck! Though the head still lives...
Ok, this creature is much more persistent than I thought...
Uh.
Arle then says under her breath, somehow not paying attention to Schezo in front of her...
(God I already feel like that creep/pervert Schezo's nearby somehow...)

HCCC
Shu: Intruder, eh? Guess I can show this thing off already!
Then... his shadow starts to get bigger... and bigger, and looking less like a human... and looking more like a dragon! Until...
Shu's shadow: *ROOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*
Shu and the shadow then place their hands on their hips, having a confident look.
Shu: So? Whaddya think?

But the blast then somehow gets redirected at Talitu's shot!
N...not... happening...

Trio.EXE then starts to try to grab some of ch4s3's forces with his sharpened vines...
Git gud.
Cranky then uses BEEG Buster on Trio.EXE!
D'AW HELL!
He then... well, you know, gets severely injured, but doesn't die... yet.

(OOC: Well now...)

While running into said fog, while Chorus Child didn't notice, Arle's... I want to say, magic energy, starts to slightly flare up. Not because of the fog, or something in there, no. She's just starting to get a bit serious.

Darn straight! I'll check it out!
Arle then dashes straight towards the fog's location!

I'm not royalty... don't know what to tell ya. (Man this is awkward.)
Arle just... stands there in a kind of awkward silence for a brief moment due to the nature of Chorus kid.
Also, what about an explosion?

Final Battle
Trio.EXE manages to release of of his prisoners after those darkness pillars hit!
I dunno... ask Ben maybe?
Wha- how? W-when?!