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We have reason to believe an unknown threat from an unknown timeline has invaded this one as we know it.
Darn. Well, what am I supposed to about that? Can't exactly help if the possible threat can't be identified, can it?
No, but we thought it would be wise to drop by and send you a warning, as well as ask you if you believe there are any possible threats that may be out there.
...
I haven't seen anything. Though that's not an excuse not to be on the lookout.
No, certainly not. But if you say you haven't spotted anything, we'll take you at your word.
Is that...?
...Yes. It's the new-and-improved Z-Sword.
Why's it sticking through the ground, though?
Well, it was planted there for somebody who could be deemed powerful and noble enough to wield it in combat. From what I heard, it's versatile enough to channel the flow of any energy, and then stack power onto it tens, hundreds, or even thousands of times.
I personally haven't bothered giving it much thought since I'm not really a swords person. But if you can pick it up, then I guess it's only fair you--
DIBS!
Rassa-frassa rigged sword... Thor called, said he wants his mythos back...
. . .
Golly. That sounds like baaaad neeews.
"Bad news" is putting it mildly. Either it was some huge hoax... or very soon, we may be in deep, deep, trouble.
I'll bet that prophecy was really talkin' about me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Look who skipped Hallow's Eve. What's the occasion now? I thought we vessels weren't worth your time?
Pssht... OBVIOUSLY. It just so happens that there's nothin' around for me to do. And PRESIDENT you boring as hell. Something about passing-out anti-vigilantism laws soon.
...No way. I mean, I knew he could be a little uptight, but... he's me. And I wouldn't do that.
How do you know that for sure?
....Huh. I guess you have a point there.
What the-- HEY! MY FLASHBACK SEQUENCE!
Nobody cares about your history anyway.
WALTER!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
President Walter?
Nope. He's an entirely different person.
One that also warrants an entirely different conversation. We're here to talk to you about--
Vaati's escaped the Shadow Realm, hasn't he?
No.
...Huh.
We gotta go talk to Walter.
Which one?
Which one is more likely to listen?
Good point.
Walter who? The president?
Not exactly, Quint-kun. But you will soon understand.
...W-wait a minute...
...It's literally been an entire thread. How am I still not on Earth by now?
YOU TWO BETTER PUT THE PEDAL TO THE MEDAL!
If a certain someone plans on sidelining me, I'd just force myself to be relevant...
..Did someone say something?
Bah. If they did, it was probably too insignificant to matter, anyway,
Kill? Kill who?
Your foulness, I don't recall ever suggesting you kill anything.
...Huh.
(Hah, hah, hah! What a pathetic attempt at control. I have grown long since such insignificant babble long ago.)
(However... that's not to say killing is entirely off the menu...)
Hmm. I'd say that went well.
Wouldn't the four of you agree?
Oh, right. He can do that.
Yeah. What was that plan?
Typical. I thought you of all people were smarter than to try and do something that braindead.
Next time you try to ambush me, I promise I won't move... and instead let every alloy in your endoskeleton shatter.
I was only trying to guarantee your attention. And now that I have it... what the hell do you think you're doing, "Commander in Chief"?
Isn't that obvious? Establishing order. For once, I have the chance to be more than a plot device. And I won't let it escape.
You're forcing everyone to go through you. Like you're some sort of king.
Wrong again. All I've done since Vaati is try my hardest to hold the world accountable. That's no monarchy.
I'm not sure why that's your problem, anyway. You're only in here because I had my forces stand down.
(Yeah, but the way you've been doing it is--)
Drastic? Nephew, everything that's been going on is drastic. And the only way to react to drastic actions is with drastic reactions.
The status quo was never meant to be like this, Walter. You're flipping the system upside it's head.
The government was never meant to be strong? Consequences were never meant to be taken seriously? If that's the case, I'll gladly flip any switch I need.
This is out of your hands. Soon, you'll see that this change was for the better. But until then.. you four be a good little task force... Do what all robots are meant to do...
And.
Get.
Back.
In.
Line.
...
The face of god himself. The origin of madness incarnate. He will return, and reduce all destined to fall before him to ash.
What!? Are you seriously trying to string me along here!?
I am not. All I bear towards you is the knowledge, straight from my Omniscience, that foretells your fate.
So... you're telling me... that we're apparently destined to all be killed by MKII. Or someone else. Or whatever.
I am telling you the future. Of which I cannot tell any more of.
Cool. Some God of Knowledge you are.
I cannot spare any more details than that for the sake of your comprehension and sanity. In due time, the prophecy will be fulfilled.
Don't bullshit me. You're just a conman who-- I don't even know how I got here, I was just exploring outer space!
The back door is open. Make a wrong turn, and you will be stuck in the infinite loop of the Anti-Life Equation.
Thanks a lot. For nothing.
...Of course... what comes after oblivion... not even I know.
Go, get 'im!
MAMA'S SWEET GARLIC CLOVE!
...Well, that's not fa--

*
So suck up all the tears you're holdin' back..
AND LEARN YOUR PLACE!
(Now!)
WAHAHAHAHAHAH! Looks like the glorified loser was even weaker than his brothers!
...
W-what the!?
Y-you...
What the hell do you think you're doing talking about my family like that?
...That's a good question.
As long as they're people who seek to do the right thing through the right means, I have no qualms with co-operatating with other organizations, so long as they abide by the law.
...
EEP!
...I need to see a therapist.
...Then surely it'll be brought upon our own hands through war. But not even in war against one another will we find a winner.
So, yes... I'm willing to set aside potential differences for the greater good of the earth.
Huh! That took-a-faster than I thought!
So, about the-a-uncontrollable random bursts of speed you've-a-been experiencing...
I... I don't know how to-a-tell you this...
Oh, just give it to me-a-straight! I'm-a-sure it's nothin' too problematic.
...When you ran against Shake King, you-a-ran fast. Faster than-a-any time you've ever raced without some sort of external power source.
...
You-a-claimed you were trying as hard as possible-a-not to tear apart the fabric of space-time. But I have-a-reason to believe in doing so, you dug into a source of-a-power even deeper... one that is beyond the walls of the universe. This would-a-explain why you could also do things you-a-normally couldn't.
What's it-a-gonna do?
...It's been-a-tampering with your speed. Making you slow down or-a-speed up during certain times. But with practice, you'll-a-be able to control it. But the downside...
?
It's... it's-a-super-charging your body, amplifying the molecules that make you you with a strange radiation. It's been healing you whenever you go through harm.
...Your cells are-a-suffering from over-replification, which has caused a cancer-like tumor to manifest in them. Right now, it's-a-barely noticable... but until you get used to these new powers, the more you use-a-your speed, the faster it'll fully spread... until it-a-kills you.
...
*phew*! I thought I was gonna explode or something!
Uh, ow!? What was that-a-for!? Also, I-a-let you have that one, just so you-a-know--
(What are you, stupid!? You're dying!)
FYI, Only-a-until I learn my way around this-a-new speed thing. Now's-a-not the time for panicking around.
...GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! KILL YOU GOOD AND DEAD!
!!?
!!?
At last. I have finally found you, foul demon. Your days are numbered. Prepare yourself for the last of your deathly terrors...
...For
will cleanse this earth of your sake forever.
HNH.... DIE, YOUWILLDIEYOUWILL DIE DIE DIE, I WILL KILL YOU.
Nay, adversary. On this day, it will be you which faces destruction.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
...
...
JGNHJQTKASGNKJASGNJKASGNKAJNAWHAT.
...And STAY out.
(Urgh... I had anticipated for myself to be in this timeline as well, but not his majesty. Fortunately, he seems not as powerful in this world... but to what end has there been to the horror he may have unleashed!?)
It means we've just discovered that timelines inside the shards also have a gateway which allows them to escape.
You're telling me someone or something managed to invade our own home world, and we don't have the slightest clue what?
Wow. Nice job ironing out the kinks.
Shut up.
How could you tell it was the same?
Because I was thinking of the timeline as well. And the shard's image didn't change.
Whoever did this somehow found out how to operate these babies... how?
We must search for them immediately!
Can't.
The perpetrator could have easily hid their origin timeline by thinking up another, or perhaps somehow discarded the shard altogether. We have no real way of knowing where they came from.
Man, did you fumble hard.
Right now?... There's nothing we can do. That escapist could be anywhere...
Hff. So now I've got some wannabe star on my tail. So what? He'll do just as well as the other 99%.
You can be friends with him!
Friends? I don't-- Are you retarded? I don't make friends. I don't have a friend!
That's because you have a bestest friend in me!...
...At least, only because I'm the only one you have. All friends should be treated with equal regard.
Hmmm.... No areas of torture in sight... and the feel of everlasting dread seems not to be near... Automobiles? A strange land to behold...
An abundance of intelligent life... but no power or heroism to be--
!!!!!!
I don't need friends! I don't want friends! I don't have friends! I am and always will be pure evil!
You know, being a good person any less than what you would be bad. Maybe you should at least think about changing? Pretty please?
NO!
...Zounds...
Woah... you created this?
It's meant to put all foreign entities back to their own areas in time.
All ya gotta do is think up a place, and you'll go there. A simple solution to restoring the space time continu--
Hold on a moment.
What exactly seems to be the issue, Smith-san?
Yeah. Ain't nothin seems to be out of order here.
This shard...
No... ain't no way... How the hell could someone have managed to get inside of our timeline from the inside of Hypertime?

WHAT!?
Is... that supposed to be bad?
That should do it. If anyone other than I in this world were to know of this... it could spell utter disaster.
Now, then... it's now or never.
That strange man said thinking for a timeline would make your thoughts manifest one.... so I would like to see... what's the most powerful world out there?
No doubt this is where the destined heroes lie.
Oh. And I suppose it may be confusing if I run into a parallel of myself.
The time has come.
Tell you what... eh... Well, I know you're Quint, but that's kind of a--
4827.
Gotcha. Me and the boys don't normally let people in on important business on random encounters, but you seem trustworthy.
Yeah.
Just what're you guys on about?
You and your boys' goals were to reverse the flow of time back to the way it was before, right? Truth is... that's what we've been trying to do for a while now.
...Huh. Really? And what about me makes it easier to trust than any other so-claimed ex-Quint out there?
Your eyes are visible to us. It gives us much more comfort around you.
I'll... I'll take it.
Why in the fu--
You will watch your language here or you will get your coffee somewhere else. Understand?
...Are...
Are you threatening me?
It's not a threat: It is a promise.
I kill people. What makes you think you'll end up any exception?
Try and find out.
You--!
I what? I'm not afraid of you. I hardly respect you. The only reason you are still here, still a customer is because this place is not bound by traditional laws. And even then, you only have your sweetheart companion to thank for you not being kicked out long ago.
Oh, you're too kind.
I hardly spend time outdoors. But from what I can make of your conversations, you are nothing more than a lowlife who wishes he could be something he is not. And to that, I owe nothing.
So I say again; You will watch your language here. Or you will get your coffee somewhere else. Understand?
...
NOOOO!!!1!
Oh, it's not that bad!
Here you are, sirs.
Thank you, Dolce!
More like Dolt.
If things don't change soon, you're going to be arrested and hostilely treated like a criminal.
Gimme a damn break. Who's gonna stop me? Mr. Men In Black? He literally needed an entire training arc to touch me.
Yes. But you're forgetting he knows everything about you.
No he doesn--
Does he?
Well...
You even gave worked with him to stop Vaati! And if he's the type of person to document the strengths and weaknesses of everyone he meets, then...
Shit.