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The boyfriend thing isn't even funny. Or cute. I don't like him. I have no non-superficial reason to like him.
Eh. Guess you're right.
Thank you.
You'd NEVER get a guy to like you with the way you look.
Firstly, I don't care how people perceive me. I am who I am. Second...
...Really? Is this outfit that bad?
You say you want a normal life now... but to be honest? I don't think anyone would see you as normal with what you have on. Your comedically anime eyes too, but that's not the issue here.
...Huh. I never thought about my appearance until now... I was always so busy fighting. The thrill... it ate me whole.
You mean like how your boyfriend does?
Do you mean the fighting part or the eati--
STOP! I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME!
PROTOTYPE-001. But most avoid the caps and numbers.
...Wait. How do you?...
The stunt I told you about, remember? He's trending on Twiter.
Figures.
Look. I'm not a fashionista. Doubt I'll ever be. But if I really do look as bad as you claim... I want your help in changing that. I know that's what you wanted to hear.
Whatever you say, my dear.
AAAAAAHHH!
...What!?
So you've come to.
WHAT AM I DOING HERE!!!!
That is a question only you can answer.
I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Wh... my...?
Attempting to kill me would not bring forth any fruits of knowledge. Not that you could, anyway...
Just-- Shut it! Who are you anyway?
Hmmmph. Who am I..?
It's been a while since I was asked that...
This is the planet where these absurd energy levels came from...
Woah. If they keep going, they really will destroy this planet.
Gotta break 'em up.
What's wrong? I thought you were impervious to any of our little 'tricks.'
You'll be singin' a different tune soon enough!
Eyes on the prize.
Rrrgfh... Yeah, real manly of you. Fighting two on one.
What? We're losers, right? So you shouldn't have a problem with us!
Face it; You're about to lose to the biggest failure of all time.
Glad you... finally recognize your place.
I wasn't talking about me...
'Sup?
!?!?
And here I thought you'd be appreciative of this look. What's the matter? Can't handle someone wearing your style better than ya?
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, the move hurt like hell. Not very nice to experience when the shoes on the other foot, is it?
...You realize I have data from several dozens of the best hand-to-hand combatant styles spanning dimensions installed into my memory, right? You're tough... but I'm willing to bet you haven't fought against yourself before.
...
Shut up...
...and fight.
Heheh. If you insist.
We are almost to our destination, Mr. President.
Be quick about it. I have something very important to attend to.
DONE BEING A BORING LITTL--
Oh, you're not.
Was... there something you said back there?
No.
What now?
Hmmm....
You mentioned Somari-san earlier, yes? Why not have him and his companions test out Hypertime for themselves?
...Huh. Now that you mention it, we do kinda owe them for helpin' us take care of Janemba.
What about Wario?
Ain't he rich? Don't matter either way, I'd rather not have to deal with him of all people.
It's official. Weirdest universe I've ever had the displeasure of going to.
If yours was much better, you wouldn't be here right now, would you?
Good point.
No... No! It can't end like this... It can't... no.
Hey, pal, anytime you plan on quitting your whining so I can go back to hearing myself think, feel free to let me know.
Let's get somethin' straight. I am not your pal. That bastard in black put me in a room with someone just so he could have the satisfaction of me losing any possible chance of sanity I have left.
Well, for you, maybe. I haven't killed anybody. So my status is still in pending, meaning there's still a chance I could see the light of day.
That reminds me. How did you even lose to that wannabe, anyway?
Off-text loss.
Huh. Figures. Hate it when moments are just glossed over like that.
What about you?
...




...What? You didn't even say anything! How am I supposed to know what happened!?
You aren't.
It... itoesn't matter how many tricks you have up your sleeve. None of them will be enough.
Nnn---... wanna... bet?
Fine. I'm pulling out all the stops now. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Heh.
Hrk--! (Shit. I overrestimated Prototype's abilities.)
Sorry to say, you edgy little punk. Emotype and his little squadron have nothing on me.
(Alright: Round two.)
We'll see how you do against this.
Not good enough, Copycat.
Ack--!
Maybe on your next life you'll learn what a mistake it is to challenge me.
The only thing we regret is not doing this sooner.
HAAAAAGGGH!!
Really? You think throwing a little temper tantrum will change what everyone else thinks of you?
SHUT UP!
Bastard!
Hnh!
Urgh--!
I picked this one up from Rock. 3,589 punches and counting.
869,928,274! 943,589,725! One bill--
STOP THAT!
Dammit. If they end up duking it out for long enough, one-- or both of them'll end up dead. And that's excluding any possible mass-destruction they'll make along the way.
...Mech... I thought I was pissed off at what happened with
. But he's been handling an even worse grudge than mine... And for how long?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I'M NO ONE'S LOSER! NO ONE'S SIDEKICK! I HOPE YOU LIKE HELL, BECAUSE YOU JUST BOUGHT A ONE-WAY TICKET THERE!!
...
!?!?
Heh. So you've got some bite to your bark, too. That's good. It makes you worth thrashing.
But a loser is still a loser. And remember : You asked for this.
Ungh... (Damn... that felt like getting hit by two hundred atomic bombs.)
(...Fuck. Did he knock me into the asteroid belt? With one hit?)
(Okay-- Gotta concentrate. Gotta--)
I had him! I had him game set and match! But somehow... he managed to get past me even when I would've overwhelmed him!
We underestimated that guy. That, and we held back to a considerable degree. No use beating yourself up about it.
How did you get in here?!
Uh huh. I saw the whole thing. Ya'll got embarrassed.
Seriously! Literally only us two are supposed to know where this place is!
Huh. Coulda fooled me.
Hey. Hands off, pal.
What, are you worried I'll get something on it? I wear gloves. And it's not like any more man or robot-tailored diseases are existing any time soon.
Look, I'm just bored, okay? I'm sorry. Anyway, you guys need to lighten up.
..."Lighten up"?
!!
You show up unannounced, you disrespect us, you touch OUR property like it's our own-- And you tell us to lighten up?
Okay. If it were some god, or the president, or even a friend-- maybe I would let that slide.
Hey, dude, don't you think your esc--
But YOU. You of all people have no right to act all high and mighty here. I won't take that kind of attitude from an aloof nobody who no one cares about.
Really? 'kay, I'll bite. Like you said. I don't have much to my name. But I'd much rather be a nobody than a loser who wouldn't win his way out of a cardboard box.
Because if I had to chose between being forgotten-- And being remembered as a WIMP-- I'd eagerly take the former. If only you were given that much of a choice.
...
So maybe I was a bit harsher than I meant to be.
That was out of line. You should go.
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A ! ! ! ! ! !
Updates complete.
Dare I even ask?
So, you remember the hunkiest hunk of hunks known to all hunk-king who also happens to go by
?
...The phony, right?
The NOT phony! And yes! And you'll also never believe what just happened!
You know, the more time you spend exaggerating the grandeur of this, the less surprising your reveal will be--
He beat up the SWN-OOΩ.
...
...Okay...? That could've been a fake--
And then after that your one-eyed boyfriend took him away.
!?!?!?!?
Oh. He was simply following orders.
Him and the stooges which were surrounding him? They are four of the president's personal lapdogs. They bend to his will, and his alone. Does that sound familiar...?
I'm afraid so.
I am called Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahamet. Vahamet. Yes, indeed.
Will the madness of dictatorship never end!?
Walter...
...
...Yes. I will.
It'll only be a little while longer. Soon, this world will be a complete utopia.
Pardon me for perhaps speaking out of line, Mr. President. But you are aware there are many that are going to be against this idea?
...But of course. Everyone is going to be against some form of concept. I'm sure there will be others who try and dissuade me.
...I see. And why do you think that is? Your presidency has been on a high note so far. But now naysayers have been given a reason to rise from the woodwork.
.....It's because people are afraid. Afraid of change. Part of that can be chalked up to human instinct-- 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'.
But they don't see how necessary it is. Too much has happened and too little has been done to prevent it.
Obviously, if we want to keep citizens safe, we'll have to alter the status quo.
Alter the status quo... well said.
I could watch these fools quarrel with one another day and night. But alas... it's taxing on my magic reserves... of which the Shadow Realm seem to be slowly eating away at. I should have plenty of time until that happens... but there is never a way to be so sure of such things.
If I could only escape so I could blast that wretched edge-filled team, as well as those Walters along with Will Smith and his wretched cronies. Then, I could finally shape the world into whatever madness I so please.
...But such a thing will only be fantasy without a way to to free myself from being sealed within the Shadow Realm. I have wandered for an escape... but I have found none so far.
Hmmm... Ho?
W-was that me?... and those three pour souls from the chamber.
This world's majesty... It seems as though I may have overestimated him. But what exactly happened to him? Where did I-- He-- send him?
I only get one chance at this. As the humans say, after all... YOLO.
To an area where all that exists is pain and suffering. By luck, I have escaped that fate.
...Hold. Who might this be?
'Ruler'? That can't be right. Surely, this timeline does not operate under the same monarchy?
...
...Zounds.
What have you done!?
Saved all the people who could've died if he had persisted.
YOU MEAN, YOU...?
Yes. I sent him packing somewhere he'll never escape from.
You know... if not for the fact you've not ONLY contributed to stopping Vaati but also the clone crisis, you'd be right there with him.
...
I'm not letting him go, if that's what you were wondering. Not that I condone that "
"'s ideas of murder... but be truthful. He deserved to die.
...No. I refuse to believe that. No one deserves to die. There's always a better way.
Preach to the heartbroken widows he's made, not me.
Son. Call drones to fix the damages within the area of action.
... (...Done. I think.)
Then we're done here.
And by the way... consider that a paid debt to you. The next time you decide to cross us... you'll meet the same path as your "friend".
...
Hnh. Big Eye, it's that one celebrity guy that you like so much.
Himynameisbigeye!andyou'rethehandsomemanwhokicksbuttright!?Iwatchallyourhighlitsandfollowyouontwitter!
HAVE MY BABIES.
...
... IS FLATTERED... BUT WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
Someone along with us three who were sent here to intervene and stop any further damage from occuring.
Nobody has to kill anyone, right? We can resolve this peacefully.
Peacefully? Yes. After today, he won't be doing any killing or threatening innocent lives.
Good!
And there's only one way to do that.
Wait...
Are you planning on--
Killing him? No. He- along with you are responsible for the current safety of myself* and President Walter*.
Then what do you intend on doing with him?
Putting him in his place.
Perish.
GGHH! AAAAAAAAAGHHH!
AAAAAADIEDIE DIE DIE KILL YOU DIE!!!!
Perish.
URK--!
PERISH!!
You're nothing but a worthless, compassionless, utter piece of scum who knows nothing but to bully!
You along with others have set the public perception of robots back to possible decades! With your incessant evildoing, it is a wonder which you have not been cleansed from the sake of the earth long ago!
...
Heed
's words true, monster-- No more people will suffer at your hand!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? NO MORE!!
UNGH!
gains a streak of speed, running forward both physically and through time, using his accelerated speed to clobber a selected target.
That could have gone better.
I feel like he had a couple of points... but does he really feel like this is the right way to go about things?
Time will tell. But to be honest, maybe it's best that--
... (...That's new.)
A disturbance, huh? Alright, we'll put our little 'politics' problem on hold.
After all...
You will cease your evil at once!
KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! KILL YOU ALL!!!!
!!!?
stops all projectiles fired from both him and all other parties in place for 3 turns. Up until this time, no one can fire any sort of projectile.
delivers a devastating uppercut, which generates a bright light, stunning the target. This light affects the target regardless of shades, closed eyes or the like.
I must say... things are certainly getting... interesting.. back on Earth.
It's quite poetic. As they all united to band against me, they now are slowly- yet, all the more surely- turning on each other.
This is a most delicious awakening of results.
...But I see now that wasn't necessary in the slightest!... It baffles me that I failed to see that after all this time... both man and machine... are their own worst enemy.
Though I still search for a means to escape with what remaining magic I have left... It seems not even I am required to inflict the Ultimate Despair.