(OOC: Exee's agreed to do the main post for now)

Alright, a rumble! Let's get it on!

Psi starts with a Ninja Katana on the green gem.

Ninja Man Ψ heads his way down, katana in hand.

Wonder what we'll find in there... Well. Aside from what we're here for.
Well, whatever it may be, if it's that good then there's no way it'll be left unguarded. Stay on-guard, my allies.

Psi giddily hops aboard.

Seems you all will be on your way, then. Thanks for stopping by, and remember:
You can always trust in Gemini Entertainment!

Cosmic energy envelops Nitron P. In a flash, the energy, the shopkeeper, and the shop itself all disappear.

Alas for Jake's plan, nothing remains of Betan.

Also, Calx was talking about the concepts of Warps in Backstage, not Jake's portal.

Nitron P ponders for a while.

A long while.

A very, VERY long while.

Then he places a Nature and Cutter Core, a Weapon Upgrade, and a Growth Module on the table.

...Might be one of these three things, right?

@Prototedd :

...Well. If it is extra firepower you want...

Nitron P then places down a box of Copy Capsules.

...These fine things can grant you any kind of firepower you desire! As long as it hits an enemy target that has what you desire, and only if you are faster than them, because more than likely you'd just get something you didn't want.

Nitron P then looks at Brickell's ship for a moment, then back to her.

...Say. You look like the kind of individual who might appreciate this.

Nitron P places a Charge Module on the table.

With this bad boy, your powerful weapons won't have to wait a single moment to be unleashed! Though if it happens to take more than a single moment to charge, it may just reduce these moments by a singular one.
Only an additional 2000 Zenny! What do you say, friend?

(I'll leave the rest of this exchange to Tedd's interpretation)

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@ch4s3m4n :

Sorry, you don't have enough for a Character Slot. ...Also, you seem to have one alrea-

*Insert Black WarGreyMon appearance here*

...Well. You don't have enough for a Character Slot, anyway.

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@Lushkk, RedBomber, mighty t real, NintendoPanda101 :

Nitron P places the items on the table. (I'm going to assume Red meant Defense Pellet for now)

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Ninja Man Ψ places 450 Zenny on the table.

A Defense Pellet, if you please.

As Nitron P places it on the table and exchanges Zenny with Psi, he turns to the others.

Ah, wait, I'm being quite rude, aren't I? Name's Ninja Man Ψ, though just "Ninja" or "Psi" will be fine.
Saw that crazy fight you guys've been having... Or the last half, at least. I would've joined in to help, but you guys seem to have had it under control.
...Well. Up until that red demon guy rage-quitted and decided to blow up the everything. But I couldn't move at that point, and I probably couldn't have done much to him, anyways.
But I'm hopping in on the next one. Love me a good tussle against strong opponents.

Psi suddenly gets a call on his communicator, which he answers.

'ello? ...Yes, hold on.

Psi then turns to everyone else.

It's for everyone.

Psi then puts the call on speaker.

Now for XE and I to begin the buildup...

Hey, guys!

Suddenly, some ninja robot appears, calling out to everyone as if he's always been a part of the group.

Come check it out. Some kinda shopkeep appeared here!

Step right up, step right up! My name is Nitron P- "P" as in Purple, mind you- and I am a dimension-travelling salesman!
I have the finest products you'll ever see, and they are GUARANTEED! To help you out in ANY battle, or your money back!* *We do not accept refunds of any kind. All sales are final.
You won't find offers like these anywhere else!** **We do not guarantee any difference in sales in comparison to any other store. Any similarities between other stores will be denied.
In fact, we're SO confident in our customer satisfaction***, we are giving away Zenny for FREE! ***Customer satisfaction is not guaranteed. If you have any issues regarding our services, call 888-88-NITRONP.

Suddenly, everyone's pockets are filled with Zenny. (This is just my way of saying that I finally gave everyone their end-of-raid Zenny.)

So, come on down! The customer is always right, after all!**** ****All customers are required to not be wrong when approaching the salesman.

...Something else you can do...

NEW FEATURE: Character Slots!

Feeling bored with your current creation, or just feel like having variety? Thanks to the suggestion of the Discord chat (especially of one RotomSlashBlast), Character Slots are here to further your creativity! The rules for these Character Slots are as follows:

- All of your characters share the same Level, EXP, and Zenny.
- You can change characters upon being Disabled, between Raids, and with certain moves. You cannot change characters mid-Raid through other means, however.
- You get ONE free Character Slot per Raid Boss you participate in; Alternatively, you may buy a Character Slot in the Items shop.
  - You may NOT, however, gain a new Character Slot after being the Raid Boss.

...HA! As IF!

Suddenly, an intense aura blows away the smoke while also applying a powerful pressure that would even keep Jake in his ghost state from moving!

Credit where credit is due, though: That HURT.
...But it only hurt because I allowed it to. Because my awareness of this world allowed for me to see this fight for what it is: A game. And NOW, that game is OVER.
Because the unfortunate truth is, NONE of you, be it alone or as one, had a SINGLE chance to begin with. I’ve destroyed an entire UNIVERSE, it! What made ANY of you think you had a REAL chance against me? Because a small pocketful of you got LUCKY?

Betan’s power increases further, and further... And simply grows to IMMEASURABLE amounts!

Well, don’t bother taking ANOTHER single turn, because your luck has JUST run out! It’s time to say goodbye to yourselves, your friends, and THIS ENTIRE WORTHLESS OMNIVERSE!
Now DIE!!!

...But before he could unleash his Omniverse-destroying attack, he is distracted by an object of sorts flying by him... A Chaos Emerald.

...?

Suddenly, a Crystal Star flies past Jake while an Eternal Medallion flies over Sodoma’s head. A Rainbow Drop flies by Magolor, and Ghost of Stache can hear one of the Eight Melodies rush past him. Several dozen more of various powerful artifacts and macguffins proceed to fly into the field, gathering at a single area...

...Until suddenly, they all erupt with an immense power as a powerful aura engulfs the field, making even Beta Satan feel crushed under its weight.

Th-that’s... Impossible...

A figure stares directly at Betan... And they are FURIOUS.

...
How can this BE? YOU WERE DEAD!!!

Without saying a word, Beta Supremo rushes at Betan.

A-

With a single punch, Beta Supremo erases Betan from existence. He then turns to everyone else.

...Thank you.

With a wave of a hand, Beta Supremo heals everyone, and even makes them feel stronger... before completely disappearing to who-knows-where.

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FINAL RESULTS

The winner of this 2 month’s Raid Boss is... XE Olive’s Shieldy!

Final Scores:
Shieldy - 3354
Punch Man - 3194
Best Man - 2690
Admiral Brickell - 2670
AGONY JAKE - 2127
Valkyrie Woman - 2025
Darkened Chord - 1058
Alice - 849
Magolor - 641
Ghost of Stache - 560
Doc Elite - 359
Sodoma - 265
Scrap Man - 249
Total Damage - 16218*
*Total Damage does not count additional points from supporting others.

With this, the next Raid Boss will be of XE Olive’s creation... Who knows who it could be?

In the meantime, why not have some time to get to know your fellow survivors better? Or, better yet...

NEW FEATURE: Zenny and Items

In addition to EXP, you will now also gain Zenny based on the actions made during the course of the month after each raid, which can be used to spend on helpful items that can be used during the course of the next boss. More info on these items can be found here.

Actions that affect Zenny earned:
> +50 Zenny per Stat Buff/Supportive Effect applied to self/ally.
> +50 Zenny per Stat Debuff/Status Effect applied to Raid Boss.
> +10 Zenny per hitting with Weakness.
> +10 Zenny per being hit by Resistance.
> +100 Zenny for pushing Raid Boss to the next Multiplier.
> +100 Zenny per Level up.
> +300 Zenny for Zero-Death.
> -10 Zenny per hitting with Resistance.
> -10 Zenny per being hit by Weakness.
> -50 Zenny per Stat Debuff/Status Effect applied to self.
> -50 Zenny per being disabled.
> Zenny added from Total Damage Dealt.
> Zenny reduced by Total Damage Taken.
> Zenny added from Health and WE recovered from restoration moves and turn-skipping.
> Zenny reduced from WE drained from Raid Boss’ WE-draining moves.

I’ll also give 500 Zenny to all players as a starting bonus.

Cope. Seethe. And mald.

Shieldy prepares an Energizing Parry!

AGONY JAKE drains Beta Satan with AGONY LEECH!AGONY JAKE recovers 2 WE!

Magolor sparks a Revolution Flame against Beta Satan!
Calx remains encased in stone...

Darkened Chord conserves his energy...

Agony Monster fires an AGONY SHOT at Beta Satan!
Doc Elite fires a Buster Shot at Beta Satan!
Admiral Brickell provides her Naval Tactics!
Admiral Brickell’s stats are boosted!
Doc Elite’s stats are boosted!
Valkyrie Woman’s stats are boosted!

Valkyrie Woman’s blade shines with a brilliant power...
Valkyrie Woman slashes Beta Satan with Valkyrie Blade!
Sodoma blows back Beta Satan with Prosper Burst!
Ghost of Stache tries to establish a Psychonic Link with AGONY JAKE!
But it fails... It’s the last turn so there’s really no point.

Scrap Man conserves his energy...

Best Man {setweaponname == Refill;}s Beta Satan!
Punch Man conserves his energy...

Welp. Sayonara.
The attack doesn’t affect Scrap Man...
Sodoma takes 9 Damage!
The attack doesn’t affect Shieldy...
Best Man takes 2346 Damage!
Best Man is disabled!
Darkened Chord takes 293 Damage!
Darkened Chord is disabled!
Ghost of Stache takes 260 Damage!
Ghost of Stache is disabled!
Doc Elite takes 34 Damage!
Punch Man takes 150 Damage!
Valkyrie Woman takes 244 Damage!
Valkyrie Woman is disabled!
Admiral Brickell takes 274 Damage!
Admiral Brickell is disabled!
The attack doesn’t affect Calx...
Magolor takes 38 Damage!
AGONY JAKE takes 180 Damage!
Agony Monster takes 68 Damage!
Alice takes 295 Damage!
Alice is disabled!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! How does it feel? Hurts, doesn’t it? AHAHAHAHAHA-

Suddenly, Betan senses something coming towards him...

?

Suddenly, all of the Absorbing Defenses start flying at him!

WHAT THE FLYING FU-

Absorbing Defensive explodes!
Absorbing Defensive explodes!
Absorbing Defensive explodes!
...Ah, why the hell not.

Absorbing Defensive explodes!
Absorbing Defensive explodes!
Absorbing Defensive explodes!
As smoke clouds the air, there is silence... Did our heroes win?

Well, time for the beginning of the end.
Priority move go brrrrrrrrrrr

AGONY JAKE blasts Beta Satan with AGONY BLASTER!
Alice fires Buster Shots at Beta Satan!
Magolor sparks a Revolution Flame against Beta Satan!
Calx encases himself in a Stone Body!
Calx is encased in stone!

Darkened Chord burrows into Beta Satan with Hadal Claw!
Agony Monster fires an AGONY SHOT at Beta Satan!
Admiral Brickell deploys the Mega Mine on Beta Satan!
Valkyrie Woman slashes Beta Satan with Valkyrie Blade!
Sodoma defenses Darkened Chord with Cyclone Shield!
Darkened Chord’s Defense is raised by 2 stages!

Best Man fires a Buster Shot at Beta Satan!
Ghost of Stache fires Buster Shots at Beta Satan!
Shieldy generates an Absorbing Defensive!
Best Man's Defense is boosted by 2 stages!

Punch Man BSOD’s Beta Satan with Bluescreen Punch!All WE recovered!

...You might be wondering what I am doing. Well, let’s just say that Jake was right about ONE thing. All the damage I have taken on this turn- as well as what I may take during the next- will be the basis for the Power I shall use at the end of next turn to put this to rest. (The damage-into-power conversions will be separate per individual, though.)

You realize that not many people have- nor likely will- deal damage during that, right?

They can survive if they want. It won’t save them for what comes AFTER.
...I suppose I can provide some clarity beforehand, though. My other resistance was Copy- Don’t ask why, I don’t know, something to do with Omega Element (though I really could care less about him)-, and my other unused attack was Hell’s Chains, which would’ve removed a single target’s stat boosts. I would’ve used it, but I figured that this path would’ve been more satisfying for me.


Ah, shoot, I forgot Scrap Man.

...Ehhh I'll have him skip this turn.

With the Storm of Alts fluttering in the wind... RMMD is BACK.

...Again.

Also, reminder: The Legacy Mug Takeover April Fools’ event is set to end at the start of the next story mission, so the MM1 Robot Masters will still spawn. I might’ve also added something for those familiar with the MMRPG World 2016 build and the old 2012 legacy build...



@RotomSlashBlast :

Enayrk uses Adhesive Shot on Spine!
Mondegreen uses Swift Shot on Spine!1 Damage dealt!

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@Jazz Plus :

Piplup moves up 2 spaces and left 1 space.

Piplup has reached the stairs!
Nightmare Force moves on to the next floor!

Automated Turn

Skull Man moves 2 spaces up and 1 space right.

There are currently no enemies...

Team Comet Collision has arrived!

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Aqua Fishtot moves 2 spaces down, 2 spaces right, and 1 space up.

Aqua Fishtot has reached the stairs!



Team Bubble moves on to the next floor!

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@prototedd :

Moved.

...You, uh, gonna move forward? Or, uh... Do anything?
I can only move 2 spaces at a time and they are at an odd distance’s reach.
oh.



...So, yeah, apparently I messed up two of the enemies on the map, so I replaced them with the appropriate ones in accordance with the Players Database.

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@Malware :

Unfortunately, Death Man does not have enough speed to reach the Bolt on this turn.

OH, LOOK AT THAT. ANOTHER PAIR OF THIEVES THINKING THAT THEY CAN JUST STEAL WHATEVER THEY WANT.
Dude, those Bolts don’t belong to anyone.
REALLY. SO WE’RE JUST EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THAT EVERY ITEM AROUND HERE JUST APPEARED FROM OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE MAGIC?
Basically.
...YEAH, NO.

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So, you've made it all the way here... A shame that you've walked straight into the fires of the Flames of Injustice! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!

Objective: Defeat the Outlaw Fire Man!

Reggae does a wing equivalent of the "ok" hand sign.

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Still invisible, Lambda watches from behind the nearest wall (or anything of equivalence to a hiding spot)

(Alright... Let's see if I can't figure out what's going on here...)

I-

I reject.

Huh???

I liked the guy I had before. He was cool. He had style. He was fun. I'm not gonna have all that coolness replaced by some common-SQUAWK Metall.

...So you'd be perfectly fine if you had someone more interesting than a Met.

Yep! Or I'm walkin'. Walkin', SQUAWK!

Shieldy prepares an Energizing Parry!

Well, say goodbye to the dubuffs, gang.

AGONY JAKE blasts Beta Satan with AGONY BLAST!
Alice fires Buster Shots at Beta Satan!
Magolor spikes Beta Satan with Deadly Needles!
Calx fires a Buster Shot at Beta Satan!
Darkened Chord conserves his energy...

Doc Elite drains Beta Satan with AGONY DRAIN!Doc Elite recovers 4 HP!

Agony Monster fires an AGONY SHOT at Beta Satan!
Best Man fires Buster Shots at Beta Satan!
Ghost of Stache fires a Buster Shot at Beta Satan!
Scrap Man conserves his energy...

Punch Man punches Beta Satan with Punch Punch!

AGONY JAKE saps Beta Satan with AGONY LEECH!AGONY JAKE recovers 2 WE!

Alice tries to burn Beta Satan in an Inferno of Ruin!
Calx blasts Beta Satan with Level Buster!
Darkened Chord burrows into Beta Satan with Hadal Claw!
Agony Monster fires an AGONY SHOT at Beta Satan!
Admiral Brickell uses Buster Charge!
All WE recovered!

Doc Elite unleashes Doc Essence!
All allies’ Attack boosted by 1 stage!

Valkyrie Woman’s blade shines with power...
Valkyrie Woman slashes Beta Satan with Valkyrie Blade!
Magolor is recovering...
LEVEL UP!
+80 HP
+8 WE
+4 Attack
+4 Defense
+4 Speed
Learned Deadly Needles!

Sodoma defenses Calx with Cyclone Shield!
Calx’s Defense is boosted by 2 stages!

Best Man {setweaponname == Coolpowerfulattack;}s Beta Satan!
Ghost of Stache fires a Buster Shot at Beta Satan!
Scrap Man charges his buster...

Shieldy generates an Absorbing Defensive!
Punch Man’s Defense is boosted by 2 stages!

Punch Man back-knuckles Beta Satan with Inverted Punch!
Yes I’ll take that WE thank you
Best Man loses 21 WE!