Darkened Chord uses Circuit Siphon on Quartz Hydraling!
Quartz Hydraling takes 38 damage!
Darkened Chord recovers 19 WE!

AGONY JAKE uses AGONY BLASTER on Amber Hydrakin!
Amber Hydrakin takes 38 damage!

Nameless conserves her energy...

Scrap Man scrapes Quartz Hydraling with SILENT STEEL!
Quartz Hydraling takes 23 damage!
Recovery/Shield Core copied!

!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie Woman unleashes Light Scourge!

Upon hearing the first word, Agate Hydrakin immediately rushes to close Aquamarine’s ear-gems–
W-What? Why?? What is she saying?
No.

Ghost of Stache fires Buster Shot s at Agony Creature!
Agony Creature takes 14 damage!
Another hit! 14 damage!
And another! 14 damage!

PK Starstorm Ω strikes!
Quartz Hydraling takes 143 damage!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes 179 damage!
Emerald Hydrakin takes 179 damage!
Ice Hydrakin takes 179 damage!
Agony Creature takes 595 damage!
Agony Creature is disabled!

wtf
N-No!
Fükke yer
ACT! YOU SLOW-!

Before Amethyst can even finish Agate already began catching and redirecting the ceiling’s falling rubble away from the treasure, Jet and Aquamarine following what she does!
Quartz follows up, projecting shields around the things about to get hit at twice the speed!
Ice creates pillars of her less-complex material to push the falling boulders back into the ceiling, with Amber melting them back into place with insane heat!

After everything conspires, Amethyst reverts damage to select items that could not be saved, and Emerald’s Heal Flower restores others.
All this happens within less than a minute. With so much effort put into it, maybe they really do care about every single treasure kept here, huh?
Maybe it’s really not junk to them?
But oh well, I guess because they’re the raid boss, they must be morally dark and lie about everything.

Sodoma unleashes a Prosper Burst at Aquamarine Hydrakin!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes 8 damage!

The chalice does not respond, remaining completely silent. It seems as Odnerom has lost interest.
You’ve simply… Foiled your chance, haven’t you?
.ᒷᒲ ᓭᒷᓭ⚍ᒲᔑ ᓭ╎⍑ ̣ ℸ ,||ꖎ ̣ ℸᓭᒷリJ⍑

Pop Kid burrows into Quartz Hydraling with Hadal Claw!
Quartz Hydraling takes 18 damage!

The entire treasury lights up with the transformation…
.

As she turns into less of a lightbulb–

Suggestion: no drama needed
hi yall

Quartz Hydraling immediately sets up a Stat Dome around herself.

♪ Crystal Hydralings Theme (Chipzel - Heart of the Crypt) ♪

Hiiii sis–
So what’s it like?

Analysing State…
pretty fresh

Bloom and Doom pelts Quartz Hydraling with Cabbage Lob!
But it missed!

Emerald Hydrakin uses Heal Flower!
Agate, Aquamarine, and Ice recovers 40 energy!

Aquamarine Hydrakin shoots a Laser Trident at Maam!
Maam takes 18 damage!
Aquamarine Hydrakin recovers 10 energy!

Ice Hydrakin Skate Icer s Bloom and Doom!
Ice Hydrakin recovers 10 energy!

Agate Hydrakin uses Agate Splash on AGONY JAKE!
The initial barrage missed...
But Sodoma gets caught in the barrage, taking an ineffective 17 damage!
Sodoma's attack is lowered by 1 stage!
Agate Hydrakin recovers 10 energy!

Jet Hydrakin uses Agony Blaster on Punch Man!
Punch Man takes 14 damage!

Garnet Hydraling is recovering…

Maam uses Bujin-Ryu Renzokuken on Aquamarine Hydrakin!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes 51 damage!
The other two hits miss!

Ninja Man Ψ uses a Defense Pellet!
Ninja Man Ψ’s defense is raised by 2!

Distracted with her gem’s crack, Garnet could not save the Guts Man statue in time–
But as soon as she notices it, she FLASHES to Ninja Man, grabbing and lifting him up by the head.
DON’T YOU. DARE.
Failing to create a crystal fist to punch him, due to the crack in her head–
She FLINGS Ninja Man into the air!! So strongly, he flies past several layers!
Cracking her knuckles, she prepares to leap up into him as soon as she’s healed…

Magalor fires a Super Beam at Jet Hydrakin!
Jet Hydrakin takes 47 damage!

Jet Hydrakin’s skull… Cracks in half. Her dark energy seeps out everywhere.

For once..?

I can… Tell the emotion.

As she’s about to explode, light shines through her eyes. They’re no longer empty.

Grief… For once.

And so– She finally blows up.

Enter Obsidian Hydrakin
Now there are… Nine? Of them? I don’t know…

BWAHAHAHAH!!! I AM FREE!!!
I will KILL!!! KILL!!!! KILL ALL OF YOU!

Oh. Her.

Ninja Man proceeds to stand up, glaring at Amethyst as he downs his Defense Pellet... And he is EXTREMELY livid.

...You know what? You Dirt-nappers keep blathering on and on about how everything here is worthless, that everything here is nothing but useless junk. You talk like you don't want to protect this stuff.
Well, today's your lucky day. You are going to be relieved of your duties. Because the moment this fight is over,

Ninja Man proceeds to slash one of the Guts Man statues in half!

I am going to destroy EVERY LAST THING IN HERE!

Peridot throws out her phone to Aquamarine

record this


Yes!!!!

Peridot grabs Jade’s hand, and she starts doing some strange variant of a robot dance, probably because that’s all she knows to do. Peridot tries to follow along, even if with minimal effort. Eventually she begins getting more into it, adding a bit of flare of her own–
It ends with a cool pose like she and Ruby did at the start of the fight. A bit clumsy, but overall looking pretty cool–

?

Nothing appears to be happening… Strange.
Are you sure the code works on us?

Jade and Peridot are still standing in the cool pose. No movement.

Yah nah idk man
…Perhaps there may have been a mis–

FLASH!!!
Jade and Peridot both suddenly shine like lightbulbs!

!!!
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Darkened Chord burrows into Garnet Hydraling with Hadal Claw!
Garnet Hydraling takes 41 damage!

Garnet Hydrakin simply shrugs off the laser, before making a mocking face expression.

Nameless consumes an E-Tank!
All HP recovered!

Scrap Man scrapes Ice Hydrakin with SILENT STEEL!
Ice Hydrakin takes 14 damage!
Freeze core copied!

(We have made a decision that anyone disabled cannot be targeted on the same turn as they are recovering (regardless of when they did), and technically speaking, Emerald was disabled because split sooooooo)

Aquamarine leans in for a pat…
..?

Ghost of Stache fires a Buster Shot at Agony Creature (Hydrakin)!
Agony Creature takes 14 damage!

Valkyrie Woman pierces Aquamarine Hydrakin with a Valkyrie Spear!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes 23 damage!

Agony Creature (Hydrakin) fires an AGONY SHOT at Punch Man!
Punch Man takes [13 damage]!
Punch Man is stunned!

Sodoma launches a Prosper Burst at Aquamarine Hydrakin!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes 13 damage!

The chalice listens… And responds. The one on the other end appears to be quite curious.

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Pop Kid burrows into Garnet Hydraling with Hadal Claw!
Garnet Hydraling takes [24 damage]!

Garnet flies up to them, continuing the song–
♪ Can't you see that my relationship is stable? ♪

Dark Elite rains down upon Garnet Hydraling with Dark Assault!
Hits 23 times for a total of 105 damage!
Garnet Hydraling is disabled!
Dark Elite takes 25 damage from ablaze!

Guilt..? Why… Guilt?
…Only more negativity to this..? Why?
No, really, chill out. Not even a pun, lmao.

Amber Hydrakin sits near Doc Robot, staring, checking if he’s alive.

Punch Man punches Peridot Hydrakin with Repair Punch!
Peridot Hydrakin takes 24 damage!
Punch Man recovers 300 HP!
Punch Man takes 10 damage from ablaze!
Punch Man takes 14 damage from Agonizing Pain!

Guard Man 2 uses Guard Man’s Taunt 2 on Peridot Hydrakin!
Peridot Hydrakin's defense is lowered by 2!
Peridot Hydrakin's attack is raised by 1!

All of the Hydrakins’ head gems light up, receiving files.

Here ‘ya go!

Fascinating.
nice
How interesting… A dance?

So… We can fuse now?
O-Ooooh! I kind of want to–!

Aquamarine’s Excitement get stopped by Jade

Required: test run. We do not yet know if this is safe.

Jade turns to Peridot

oh me?

Jade nods.

If my calculations are correct, our fusion will be the most effective.

She holds out a hand, snapping.

(kinda wanted to fuse with ice but) whyanut lmao

The Hydrakins are– Immensely disturbed by the several character themes playing over each other, most cover their ears.

Grr…
Agh!! M-Make it stop!

Garnet Hydraling, not even wasting a second– SMASHES all of the meta fourth-wall speakers to bits.

Garnet HydralingKIRB ALMIGHTY. COULD YOU KIDS GET ANY MORE ANNOYING?!?!?
It’s enough to put up with the constant insults and threats, now you’re just ruining the mood.

Garnet HydralingTHAT’S IT. NO MORE MUSIC! NO MORE SPEAKERS!!!
We’re fighting. IN COMPLETE SILENCE.

♪ actual silence ♪

Shame on you. Shame on ALL of you. Maybe we wouldn’t have saved all of these treasures from annihilation if we knew people this annoying existed.

All her screams and swooshes now echo throughout the entire 48-layer treasury.
Garnet Hydrakin lets out a sigh…
Before using Blue Charger on Jade and Aquamarine.

Bloom and Doom pelts Amber Hydrakin with Cabbage Lob!
But it missed!
Bloom and Doom takes 12 damage from ablaze!

Amethyst Hydrakin grabs Ninja Man’s smoke bomb before it can rech the rest, crushes it in her fist, then uses that same fist to Shiny Suckerpunch him!
Ninja Man Ψ takes 321 damage!
Ninja Man Ψ is disabled!

That would waste– So much time and strategy if it hit.
Talk about unfair.

Aquamarine Hydrakin sneaks in a Laser Trident at Valkyrie Woman before she can even attack. This will have a substantial effect on the trout population.
Valkyrie Woman takes 12 damage!
Valkyrie Woman loses all her stat boosts!

H-Haha! Take this, you g-gibberring nautilus!!
(N-No really, I couldn’t understand a thing you said…)

Ice Hydrakin uses Skate Icing on Punch Man!
With his new involuntarily-obtained ice skates, he has a secondary 40% miss chance to all of his attacks!

Skate.
lmao thats pretty cool
so youre ice right?
Mmmmmm-hm!
nice smug lol

Agate Hydrakin smashes Agony Creature (Jake) with Shiny Suckerpunch!
Agony Creature takes [250 damage]!
Agony Creature is disabled!

Amber Hydrakin sets the battlefield ablaze with Rising Embers!
Punch Man takes 19 damage!
Punch Man is set ablaze!
Dark Elite takes an ineffective 50 damage!
Dark Elite is set ablaze!

AGONY BLASTER at Punch Man!
Punch Man takes an ineffective 23 damage!
Punch Man is feeling Agonizing Pain!

Emerald Hydrakin is recovering…

Maam uses Bujin-Ryu Renzokuken on Garnet Hydraling!
Garnet Hydraling takes 60 damage!

Ninja Man Ψ is recovering...

Magalor sparks a Revolution Flame against Ice Hydrakin!
Ice Hydrakin takes a super effective 47 damage!
Magalor takes 17 damage from ablaze!

@Bulba413 : Sorry, but a change in Skill mid-battle is (at least currently) an illegal move.

Ninja Man stands up, tossing a smokebomb at the gems.

Did anyone else hear the Chalice talk? It sounded like Void-ish gibberish, but I am currently assuming that the fact that it was talking at all was out of delusion through rage, steadily falling unconscious, and being on fire all at once.

Darkened Chord uses Hadal Claw on Garnet Hydraling!
Garnet Hydraling takes 41 damage!

AGONY JAKE uses AGONY CREATION!
Agony Creature created!

Nameless targets Jade Hydrakin with Split Missile!
The first missile hits Aquamarine Hydrakin for 16 damage!
The second missile hits Agate Hydrakin for 16 damage!

Scrap Man scrapes Aquamarine Hydrakin with SILENT STEEL!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes 29 damage!
Water Core copied!

O-Owie…

Ghost of Stache fires a Buster Shot at Jet Hydrakin!
Jet Hydrakin takes 4 damage!

Valkyrie Woman pierces Agate Hydrakin with Valkyrie Spear s!
Agate Hydrakin takes an ineffective 8 damage!
Another one! 8 damage!
And another! 8 damage!
Again! 8 damage!
Once more! 8 damage!
And one more for Jenny and the wimp. 8 damage!
All Defense boosts have spread to Attack and Speed!
Light Scourge boosts attack and speed by x5!
Valkyrie Woman takes 17 damage from ablaze!

Dark Elite unleashes a Dark Vaporize at Garnet Hydraling!
Garnet Hydraling takes an ineffective [6 damage]!
Doc Robot had enough time, it’s Dark’s turn

Pop Kid uses Friend Scan on Darkened Chord!
Hadal Claw copied!

Agony Creature (hydrakin) fires an AGONY SHOT at Guard Man 2
Guard Man 2takes 34 damage!

Agony Creature (jake) fires an AGONY SHOT at Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes a super effective 20 damage!

Sodoma conjures a Cyclone Shield around herself!
Sodoma's defense is raised by 2!

Heh… Chill down, won’t ya..?

Punch Man punches Peridot Hydrakin with Punch Punch!
But it missed!

Guard Man 2 taunts Garnet Hydraling!
Garnet Hydraling’s [defense is lowered by 2!
Garnet Hydraling’s [attack is raised by 1!

After all this, Jade turns to Garnet, curious.
Request: Provide fusion data through cloud.

I see… You’re cooking up somethin’, Huh?

Garnet’s head gem lights up, doing data transitions…

458 damage until the next multiplier!

Garnet Hydraling only scowls at Doc Elite’s words.

Y-Your heart..?

Gee, you’ll REALLY go ahead and interrupt our theme..?
Well if you’re gonna be so insistent, KIDD-O, I’ve got news for ya!

Garnet Hydraling summons a troupe of fists, doing it slowly to let it be seen, then in a flash–
Doc Elite takes 50 damage!
Doc Elite takes 50 damage!
Doc Elite takes 50 damage!
Doc Elite takes 50 damage!
Doc Elite is disabled!
He is left Blistering Barrage ‘d!

I am hot shit.

♪ Crystal Hydralings Theme (Chipzel - Heart of the Crypt) ♪

Bloom and Doom pelts Garnet Hydraling with Cabbage Lob!
Garnet Hydraling takes 101 damage!

D-Do not touch my sister! No more!

Aquamarine Hydrakin uses Laser Trident on Punch Man!
Punch Man takes 12 damage!
Punch Man is cleared of all stat boosts!
Aquamarine Hydrakin recovers 10 HP!

Jade Hydrakin places an Absorbing Defensive around Peridot Hydrakin!

Agate Hydrakin conserves her energy...
Agate Hydrakin recovers 10 HP!

Amber Hydrakin uses Rising Embers!
This time, it’s on a less of a sadistic note and more on a dramatic one.
Bloom and Doom takes 24 damage!
Bloom and Doom is set ablaze!
Magalor takes 50 damage!
Magalor is set ablaze!

Jet Hydrakin makes another abomination with AGONY CREATION!
Agony Creature created!

Emerald Hydrakin grabs a strange plant, charging her weapons…
Emerald Hydrakin recovers 10 HP!

Peridot Hydrakin is recovering...

Amethyst Hydrakin is recovering...

Maam uses Bujin-Ryu Renzokuken on Garnet Hydraling!
Garnet Hydraling takes 41 damage!
Another hit! 41 damage!

Ninja Man is recovering...

Magalor sparks a Revolution Flame on Emerald Hydrakin!
Emerald Hydrakin takes a super effective 47 damage!
Magalor takes 25 damage from ablaze!

Since I forgot to do the splitting last turn– Emerald Hydrakin sports a new Crack!


Oh mein gott!!!

…
..Not that kind of crack. idiot.

Fükken.
Well, me blüntsmoken has not been döin’ me well, guessin.
*bürnp*



Enter Ice Hydrakin
Now there are ten of them! Again!

Mmmmm… Let’s lookie here…
Hmm, yess… So much heat–

Magalor uses Deadly Needle on Emerald Hydrakin!
Emerald Hydrakin takes 26 damage!

Darkened Chord fires a Hadal Claw at Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes a super effective 78 damage!
Amethyst Hydrakin is disabled!

Ninja Man weakly lifts up a thumbs up at Dord before collapsing again.

AGONY JAKE uses AGONY BLASTER on Emerald Hydrakin!

Emerald Hydrakin takes [38 damage]!Nameless uses Classic Grab Buster on Aquamarine Hydrakin!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes a super effective 25 damage!
Nameless recovers 12 hp!
Nameless takes 39 damage from Ablaze!

Maam is recovering...

Sodoma is recovering...

Valkyrie Woman casts Sacred Revival!
Valkyrie Woman, Darkened Chord, and Bloom and Doom's stats will be raised by 5 upon revival!
Valkyrie Woman takes 21 damage from Ablaze!

Ghost of Stache flashes a sinister smile. 3!

Scrap Man is recovering...

Pop Kid Friend Scans Darkened Chord!
Hadal Claw copied!

Doc Elite is recovering...

I would listen… If you weren’t even more annoying than that corrupt piece of pixie dust.

Punch Man punches Peridot Hydrakin with Punch Punch!
Peridot Hydrakin takes a super-effective 163 damage!
Peridot Hydrakin is disabled!
Punch Man's attack and defense is raised by 1!
Punch Man's momentum grows!

Guard Man 2 uses Guard Man’s Taunt 2 on Agate Hydrakin!
Agate Hydrakin's defense is lowered by 2 stages!
Agate Hydrakin's attack is raised by 1 stage!

As nonchalantly as Garnet said that– A big part of the Hydrakins appeared very surprised.

..!
!
…
Höh/ me thought it was obviö

My firm belief was that only our ancestors had the ability to do such… How..?
I had withheld this from you, but: We do have traces of fuse-code left over within us. Although it was inconsequential, so trying to do it would be a dangerous waste of time.
Perhaps the chalice–

Odnerom, actually!

[–Recorded: Odnerom– Has restored it.]]{shield_crystal}

Peridot appears to have immediately regained her temper upon everything had been cleared.

oh lmao thats pretty cool actually

Bloom and Doom pelts Jet Hydrakin with Cabbage Lob!
Jet Hydrakin takes [126 damage]!
Jet Hydrakin is disabled!

Can we punch now. Question mark?

Hydrakins– Or more correctly– The general Hydra-type population regains their stances, ready to witness the abilities of this new “Hydraling” form.

TIME TO FINISH Y’ALL IN!

Garnet Hydraling summons a series of fists all around herself, then DASHING at Scrap Man, she pulverizes his scrap off with a Blistering Barrage!
Scrap Man takes 133 damage!
Scrap Man is disabled!
Garnet Hydraling KEEPS ON pulverizing!
Scrap Man takes 133 damage!
Scrap Man takes 133 damage!
Scrap Man takes 133 damage!
Scrap Man takes 133 damage!

The whole thing transpires so fast and radiates so much sheer energy, the coins and bars of gold all around her go afloat for a few seconds.

yoooooooooo lmao

Quality punching.

Jade Hydrakin strikes Punch Man with another Shiny Suckerpunch!
Punch Man takes a super-effective 73 damage!

Emerald Hydrakin uses Heal Flower on the team!
Peridot, Agate, Amethyst, Jade, Aquamarine, and Emerald recovers 40 HP!

Amber Hydrakin is recovering…

I had forgotten of my defeat… Oh well.

Agate Hydrakin attacks Maam with an Inverted Punch!
Maam takes 100 damage!
Another hit! 100 damage!
Maam is disabled!
Agate Hydrakin's speed goes down 1 stage!
Agate Hydrakin 10 HP!

Amethyst Hydrakin uses Amethyst Splash on Punch Man!
Punch Man takes 20 damage!
Punch Man's speed is reduced by 1 stage!
Pop Kid gets caught in the barrage, taking 200 damage!
Pop Kid is disabled!
Magalor gets caught in the barrage, taking 50 damage!
Magalor's speed is reduced by 1 stage!
Amethyst Hydrakin recovers 10 HP!

Aquamarine Hydrakin shoots a Water Shot at Doc Robot in an attempt to extinguish him.
Doc Robot takes a super-effective 135 damage!
Doc Robot is disabled!
Aquamarine Hydrakin recovers 10 HP!

Jet Hydrakin is recovering…

Ninja Man Ψ uses Ninja Katana Ψ on Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes 16 damage!
Ninja Man Ψ takes 44 damage from Ablaze!
Ninja Man Ψ is disabled!

Darkened Chord, upon touching the chalice, has his finger glitch similarly split like the hydrakins’ bodies.
The discs – Sapphite Hydrakin and Ruby Hydrakin cut apart, though, continue to spin all around the room…

Wöt the fükken
The energy of the Void, I sense it more than anything here…

The void– The place where worlds dead decay. A surprise the Chaos Zone has not been there yet.
Perhaps it has come to consume that, but I digress. It is not what the voice was saying.

Peridot seems more concerned than anyone– Did it take this much to break her cool?

ruby????

Command: Do not panic. DO NOT ATTEMPT ACTION.
There were no records of a link to the Void within the files about Odnerom’s Chalice. The Void, or Subspace – is unpredictable in every way. It does not follow the same laws we do, in fact, it does not follow any at all. We can only watch.

Y-Yes ma-am! Restraining!

Aquamarine Hydrakin holds Peridot back from doing anything with what almost looks like a hug.

How easy for you to say that. All this time we’ve known them, and what, we won’t even try to help?

Amethyst DARTS towards the Chalice, only to be held back an stopped by Emerald and Agate together.

Do not. Attempt action.
Listen to the one skilled in strategy.

Me högh, but methinks it better to listen to the soöber.

NGH! AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THEM, DO SOMETHING, THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE LIKE THIS!

They separate, then slowly all stack and converge on a single point, creating a pillar of broken-apart hydrakins. They glitch more and more, merging with the dark vortex…

RUBY???????
P-Peridot!! Please..!

Until–!

FLASH!

“Oh Yes”

From the dying flare, the contour of a figure stands out.

♪ Anticipation (Toby Fox - Oh My!) ♪

…
Reaching for that chalice, we would have never thought you KIDS actually MEANT something.
But we see now… By “Method Of Transportation”, you meant… A free visit to
A REALLY cool guy actually!-
As a reward for that, We have decided we’ll grant you something….

Another flash-!

A PREMIUM-CLASS BEATING!!!

♪ Crystal Hydralings Theme (Chipzel - Heart of the Crypt) ♪

Whoa!!!
Who are you? Credentials requested.

Er– WHY HAVEN’T WE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?!?
GARNET HYDRALING! The best Hydraling, objectively!

Garnet Hydraling, how she calls herself– She looks a bout one and a half times taller than all the other hydrakins, though still a bit shorter than the average adult human.
She looks a bit more adulted, A bit more heavily-armored than the Hydrakins.

wheres ruby??????

HERE! WE FUSED!!!

Knowing fully well that the flames were going to be the (3rd) death of him this round, Ninja Man proceeds to stab Amethyst Hydrakin with his katana as the flames proceed to change colors...

...I will make you burn along with me.



of course i place down all of this when it is likely i'm just going to die before i get the chance to do this lol

this probably isn't even gonna kill her lmao

A-As promised, sir!

Aquamarine Hydrakin launches an Aquamarine Splash at Scrap Man!
Scrap Man takes 100 damage!
Scrap Man's speed goes down by 1 stage!
Nameless takes 75 damage!
Nameless' speed goes down by 1 stage!

Ruby Hydrakin uses Attack Mode on Jet Hydrakin!
Peridot Hydrakin uses Lime Freshener on Jet Hydrakin!
Jet Hydrakin’s attack is maxed out!

Jade Hydrakin is recovering…

Agate Hydrakin unleashes an Agate Splash at Best Man!
Best Man takes a super-effective 1395 damage!
Best Man is disabled!
Punch Man takes 44 damage!
Punch Man’s attack goes down by 1 stage!
AGONY JAKE takes 71 damage!
AGONY JAKE’s attack goes down by 1 stage!

Amethyst Hydrakin strikes Ninja Man Ψ with a shiny suckerpunch!
Ninja Man Ψ takes 160 damage!
Ninja Man Ψ is disabled!

Sapphire Hydrakin uses Blue Charger on Amber Hydrakin and Jet Hydrakin!

Amber Hydrakin unleashes an Amber Splash at Valkyrie Woman!
Valkyrie Woman takes a super-effective 77 damage!
Valkyrie Woman’s attack goes down by 1 stage!
Bloom and Doom takes 77 damage!
Bloom and Doom’s attack goes down by 1 stage!

Jet Hydrakin curses Bloom and Doom with AGONY BLASTER!
Bloom and Doom takes 150 damage!
Bloom and Doom is disabled!

Bloom and Doom is recovering...

Ninja Man Ψ is recovering...

Guts man: role model.

The effects of Warp & Distort wear off!

846 damage until the next multiplier!

Heyyyyyyyyy

You know that incomplete post from yesterday?

Guess who had to complete it?

And for a bonus question, guess who didn’t because of a busy morning!




I am sincerely sorry. also happy father’s day and all that

♪ Crystal Hydrakins Theme (Techno Cinema - Impostor Syndrome) ♪

Punch Man punches Sapphire Hydrakin with Punch Punch!
Sapphire Hydrakin takes 75 damage!
Punch Man's attack and defense is raised by 1!

I do not know how to fill this plothole I’ll be honest,

Best Man is recovering...

Doc Robot unleashes Doc Essence!
All allies’ attack is raised!

How impolite.

Amber simply… Slaps Dark Elite away. She’s not a wimp, none of the Hydrakins are.

And to be so irritated at a simple truth… Perhaps you belong more in a zoo than we do.
…No comment. I have the right to avoid this question now.

Pop Kid burrows into Amethyst Hydrakin with Hadal Claw!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes a super effective 41 damage!

Ghost of Stache is recovering...

Valkyrie Woman casts Sacred Revival!
Valkyrie Woman, Darkened Chord, and Bloom and Doom's stats will be boosted by 1 upon revival!

Scrap Man scrapes Amber Hydrakin with SILENT STEEL!
Amber Hydrakin takes 29 damage!
Flame core copied!

...
Y-Yes! You’re welcome, sir! I will keep shooting you!

Sodoma fires a Balance Ray at Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes 6 damage!

…What Have I done?...

Jet hydrakin, although appearing a little dead– Does vividly convey sadness in her voice. She is completely clueless as to why Sodoma is so angry at her, and the stare makes her feel guilty.

Aquamarine Hydrakin!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes a super effective 14 damage!

AGONY JAKE uses AGONY LEACH on Sapphire Hydrakin!
Sapphire Hydrakin loses 2 WE!
AGONY JAKE recovers 2 WE!

Magalor blasts Ruby Hydrakin with Super Beam!
Ruby Hydrakin takes [41 damage]!

Jade Hydrakin sports a new crack!

Critical damage reached.
Diagnosis: inevitable crack.
...

BOOM! and stuff

Enter Emerald Hydrakin
Now there are ten of them!

Öieaeea im gunna kill ya und kicky a and
help im högh

Darkened Chord burrows into Ruby Hydrakin with Hadal Claw!
Ruby Hydrakin takes a super effective 68 damage!

oh i guess jade died lol so
acually i think i know the idiot

Nameless unleashes a barrage of Homing Sniper missiles!
Ruby Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Peridot Hydrakin takes 7 damage!
Sapphire Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Amber Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Agate Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Jade Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Aquamarine Hydrakin takes 9 damage!
Jet Hydrakin takes 9 damage!

Yeah, he's a loser lol

Psi proceeds to look at the Guts Man statues.

Not sure what importance in history is held by the coot's weird Guts Man fetish though.

He then turns to the Hydrakins.

Anyways,

Ninja Man proceeds to throw another Ninja Smokebomb at the Hydrakins.

Agate Hydrakin uses Agate Splash on Ghost of Stache!
Ghost of Stache takes a super effective 116 damage!
Ghost of Stache's attack is lowered by 1!
more gems hit Ghost of Stache, dealing 47 damage!
Ghost of Stache is disabled!
the Psychonic Link with Scrap Man breaks!
Ninja Man Ψ gets caught in the barrage, taking 66 damage!
Ninja Man Ψ's attack is lowered by 1!

Amethyst Hydrakin shoots a Time Shot at Best Man!
Best Man takes 252 damage!
Best Man is disabled!

Sapphire Hydrakin is recovering...

Jade Hydrakin is recovering...

Ruby Hydrakin is recovering…

Ninja Man Ψ charges Swift Buster...

W… Doctor Wily?

Agate Hydrakin turns around towards a row of pure-gold Guts Man statues.

Pretty stupid. I would punch him.

Hi.

Exee asked me to post today. (Any and all multipliers will be accounted for next time)

Punch Man back-knuckles Sapphire Hydrakin with Inverted Punch!
Sapphire Hydrakin takes 50 damage!
Another hit! 50 damage!
And another! 50 damage!
Sapphire Hydrakin is disabled!

Guard Man 2 and Agate Hydrakin are disrupted by Best Man’s Interruption!
But it missed...
Best Man takes Guard Man 2's place!

Pop Kid uses Friend Scan on Darkened Chord!
Hadal Claw copied!

…!

Sodoma uses Cyclone Shield on Pop Kid!
Pop Kid's defense is raised by 2!

Maam is conserving her energy...

Ghost of Stache fires a Buster Shot at Jade Hydrakin!
Jade Hydrakin takes 5 damage!

Bloom and Doom breathes a Fume Exhume at Ruby Hydrakin!
Ruby Hydrakin takes 63 damage!

Ruby Hydrakin cracks all around, she topples around, dizzy, but with a smile.

Gee… Insensitive? Look who’s TALKING…

Eventually she falls down onto the mushroom, disabled

sis…

Agony Creature uses AGONY SHOT on Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes a super effective 27 damage!

AGONY JAKE uses AGONY BLASTER on Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes 14 damage!

Doc Robot builds up energy...

What value would I see in a robot of such low intelligence?

To both Chord and Dark, Jade responds–

Our protocols forbid us from giving treasure out to unauthorized persons, unauthorized persons.

“Loss of any treasure is loss of history”, she said. Each of us takes sole and personal responsibility for a treasure lost, moreso for a treasure without origins studied.
And you treat radio silence as death? It will only be about time she shows up again.

Jade proceeds to think… Barely out-loud.

Quite strange, though. There are no records of artifact: “Odnerom’s Chalice” possessing any purpose other than decoration.”

Darkened Chord burrows into Jade Hydrakin (since Ruby is already disabled) with Hadal Claw!
Jade Hydrakin takes a super effective 79 damage!
Jade Hydrakin is disabled!


Hey, I didn’t start nuthin!

Magalor sparks a Revolution Flame against Amethyst Hydrakin!
Amethyst Hydrakin takes 27 damage!

Valkyrie Woman is recovering...

Scrap Man scrapes Agate Hydrakin with SILENT STEEL!
Agate Hydrakin takes 59 damage!
Impact Core copied!

Nameless launches a Neopolitan Bomb at Agate Hydrakin!
Agate Hydrakin takes 14 damage!
Amber Hydrakin is hit by the second scoop, taking an ineffective 2 damage!
Amethyst Hydrakin is hit by the third scoop, taking 4 damage!

Nah.

Peridot Hydrakin uses Lime Freshener on Amethyst Hydrakin.

Aquamarine Hydrakin shoots a Laser Trident at Scrap Man!
Scrap Man takes 38 damage!
Scrap Man's stat boosts are removed!

Jet Hydrakin uses AGONY CREATION!
Agony Creature created!

Amber Hydrakin shoots a Flame Shot at Magalor!
Magalor takes a super effective 70 damage!