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Ngh-- It doesn't- It doesn't matter what I was in your dumb world, because I'm a million times cooler! Kapiche?
So you say... but I believe you are far more afraid of losing what you have than you let on.
Will you can it already?! You know, you're about as much as a wise guy as the real deal himself!
Humblest gratitudes.
Oh, you think you're a brainiac, you stupid son of a gun, you CUNT, you...!
Can... can he say that?
Sure he can. He's calling Butler a Crappy, Uninteresting, Nitwit Terrorist.
Be reborn out of my divine glory! For I have brought with me salvation and kindness which I spread upon you!... I am running out of articulate ways to say I am freeing you all from yourselves and your leader, so please, just--
What have you done with the President!?
...Why should you know? I will only tell on the condition that you join forces with--
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...I am unaware of where he is.
Of course. The jester.
Buddy, with that beard of yours, I'm not sure you have any right to criticize the way I look.
No. In my world, you were literally the jester. All alone, your companions were severed from you, and your existence was solely dedicated to humoring the emperor.
WHAT.
No more talk time! Now fight time. Find dumb idiot hair man later.
Now, how do we know where he is? He could be anywhere--
He's up there!
Finding him on the first try? TOTALLY not contrived.
...Should we help him?
He'll be fine. Probably. The guy writing this watches anime, we'll probably just stand back and make passive comments the entire time.
You think it was..?
'Him'? As powerful as Walter is, it's not not impossible.
But he could also be using this as a method to confuse us even further. But even then, I doubt he'd let people know if he had access to Presi--
We GET it! You can THINK!
Hey, where'd that come from?
Sorry, okay? Is that what you want me to say?
Not especially, but your apology is appreciated.
It's... It's just
It's Delta.
It's Delta.
I bet it's Delta.
? (Is it Delta?)
...You guys keep mentioning kidnapping, okay? I have the right to be on edge.
He'll be fine. As of now, there's no reason for him to be the source of any target.
I like the décor. Adds a nice touch to this place. Fits with your personality, too.
Oh, har, har. If you like it, you can stay in this place forever.
S-so, do you send stuff here? Why isn't there anything here?
Because it wouldn't be very infinite if everything was in view.
An alert? What is it?
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...!!! (...The president's been kidnaped.)
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I got him, sir.
Good. I'll make sure the Council hears praise from you and your men. I'm not particularly fond of espionages, but this unpredictable universe made it necessary.
Y-you... where are we? What have you done to President Walter!?
You are not obliged any answer.
!?.... (Hmph. So they won't cough up information that easily.)
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Oh, hoh. How cute. He's faking his wounds. He's so desperate to gain the trust of his people, he's pretending to get hurt!
I know who you are.
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Of course you do. You know some version of the fairy tale. Some version of me. A name. An alibi, if you will.... but do you really think that means you know me?
No one outside the Council of Quints knows my real name. Or my designation. Or even what timeline I'm from.
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But this isn't about me. Heavens, no... It's about your failure to uphold your promise to the earth... which will be the end of all reality.
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(This is crazy. It's like trying to kick a mirror.)
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(Just as fast, just as strong-- But at the same time... different... too.)
(If that mustached guy can do something like this with the flip of a switch, then I can't waste my time with a carbon copy. I need to think... what wouldn't I do?)
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(...WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA... WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA.) ((...He can use the abilities of different Berries or Pellets... without actually having to eat them.))
(WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA.) ((Then I'd better think outside the box.))
So what are we dealing with here? Because I doubt you'd need me to face him if he was... just... you.
To what extent I don't know, but I do believe he's stronger than me. Likely as intelligent, too.
He has some sort of... savior complex to go along with that power, as well. It's strange, but I got the sense he genuinely believed he was doing the right thing.
(But he's just crazy, right?)
That remains to be seen. But there was something about him that just... he didn't... feel... hostile.
Same. His presence felt a bit like that albino dark magic freak... but at the same time, it was... completely different.
There might be a connection, then. Which means we can't kill him. Because only good people are allowed to die. For some reason.
Right.
This is weird, but... my limbo reality. It's beyond time and space. Which means neither exist in it, but at the same time, they do and they're infinite.
That's why I don't do the warpy-thing that you guys do. I'm using a trans-spatial gateway to reach my destination.
How do you even have that?
Shut up and get in so we can end this before it becomes a mini-arc. Or whatever those snowflakes call it.
WAKA!? (TOC-MAN!?)
...WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA... WAKA-WAKA MADA MADA. (...Spooky. I don't care what kind of idea you have planned... but it won't be enough.
O-oh, no! Revenge via victimizing someone who I've only shared one proper conversation with! I sure am indimidated!
You two are idiots. I don't care what Hadium is, leaving a vault in the open like this is begging to be robbed.
Huh?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
What? You two have a secret kink for losing money?
What kind of fools do you think we are!? That we wouldn't learn from this!?
*CONFUSED GROWL* (Huh? What's that supposed to mean?)
It means, soilbreath, that that cash that was taken ain't real cash!
*CONFUSED GROWL* (Wait you can understand Piranha Plant?)
Eh. The dialect's rubbed onta' me.
They're... *wahah*... they're fake currency! One that we've long since warned to government about to blacklist! They just sealed their own doom!
The oldest trick in the book! And those morons took the bait!
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WARIO'S MONEY!?!?!?!?
W-woah! Whoever took from that vault really made sure not to leave anything!
*ROAAAAAR*! (How does this happen every time we leave this place!?)
Waluigi's live savings... how is he supposed to invest in a 401k now!?
Nrgh... dammit... ya shoulda talked to us first!
With what happened during your last encounters, we didn't have much reason to believe that you would be willing to comply.
....Still, sorry for not doing so. I was too hasty to judge you.
Well, Waluigi believes this is a perfect condition to press charges over!
*ROAR.* (Let's not.)
Y-you said you knew my family... how?
'Cuz it was them who lent me a helping hand. Not that Wario, the LEGEND, woulda needed it, anyway.
But truth be told... They were lookin' for you. Mind explainin' a couple things?
...Keeping Planet Bomber-- and the Earth-- and any good civilization safe-- is my passion. As a robot, I guess you could say it's built into me. I live for justice.
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My brothers and sisters, on the other hand... they don't feel too keen for cause. They're aloof in their intentions. It makes them a liability. And I don't want them screwing up any more missions, or worse, getting hurt.
...So I left without a trace. Met up with someone I knew I could rely on. And started getting to business.
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Hah... it's ironic. Perhaps with them around... we would've been able to deescalate the situation before anything could happen.
(Here he won't be able to cause any more harm.)
You have lost your speed. You have no chance.
I don't need to go fast to beat you! Just you wait until...
Until...
...What's... going on!?
Data Analysis Complete; All Field Multipliers Locked to x1.
N-no way!
I told you once before, boy. I know your weakness. And I have neither the time nor the patience to toy with you. That being said...
...There is an opponent even more suited for your needs.
I don't know what you're babbling about, but I'm not going to let you pull it off!
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A... a copy of me!? How did...!?
To do battle is to do life and death. I wish you fortune in this one... But I cannot have you interfering.
Wh... where are we?
(Yeah. What are we doing here?)
You'd think me not going to your place and badgering you guys would be a telltale sign that I should be left alone, too. But no.
We're sorry. We didn't have any time to map out a specific location.
It was an emergency. The inmates have escaped, and we couldn't take them out on our own.
Uh-huh. So what mystical new threat to the earth has made itself known now?
Me. A different version, of me. A freak that's acquired enough knowledge and power to get the jump on us.
Really? Again with the whole "trust nobody, not even yourself" thing? I see SOMEONE's running out of material.
It's a long story, but we were tricked with a decoy into giving him the opportunity to give the inmates a way out. Now he's roaming about on the earth, ready to wreak havoc, no doubt. It's only a matter of time before people start to succumb to him.
To be honest, we could use your help. You're one of the strongest friends we know.
...You're offering me to beat the crap out of the biggest emo prick I know with absolutely no downsides? If only Scale were here to see this.
Heh. If only Soul were here to see this.