Sure thing boss.
Martin looks down at the goop with disgust.
...Hey Mackra?
Yeah?
Get a bucket.
As Martin orders the others to locate a nearby jail cell, his phone goes off.
Hello?
Hey! We've captured a intruder and ...uh... we're not sure what to do with her.
What do you mean?
She says she's with the UKR and if we don't let her go she's got a army behind her.
Th..the UKR?
...
Has any signals picked up on the GPS?
Negative. Although, they might know about our jammers and may be using them to their advantage.
Great...just great...until we get back, hold her as a hostage. Make sure the outer perimeter's guarded. There's always a chance it's a bluff but we need to make sure of that. I'm sending in Mackra and the others ahead of me.
Understood

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Calming herself down, Tiamat grabs the Time Orb to try again...only grasp at nothing.
...Absolute garbage. Unless...
Trying the attempt again, she this time thinks about going into the future...causing purple sparks to fire off of here.
Yes! It's working! It's-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Aratis and the rest of the crew stand in silence...as their capsule crashes through the earth into the cave, sending Rugal's lifeless body flying.

Hi! I...er...wanted... to call because...I broke the microwave and I'm so so so so sorry! I put a hot pocket into it because I was hungry to but then a burst of solar radiation caused the microwave to explode and I should of known better but I didn't because I mean, what where the chances of a burst of solar radiation were to occur in the darkest parts of space. Even so, I still should of known and I'm so so so so so so sorry! Also...the explosion of the microwave broke the coffee machine and so I am extra sorry. Please please please don't kick me off the ship!
From there, it goes further and further into how the coffee machine also exploded and cause an chain reaction of damaged appliances.

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At long last, Spooky finds the instruction manual...written in Ye Ol English. Hast Spooky's dreams of building Toc-man cometh to an endeth?

As Spooky opens the box, piles upon piles of scrap and paper can be seen. Upon picking up the first paper, it seems to be written in Chinese. Upon finding the second, it appears to also be written in Chinese, albeit in traditional.

The Valiant Snifit makes a noise before flying off, revealing a box with a face similar to Pac Man on it, albeit as if the painter was a edgy deviantartist trying to make a steampunk version of the arcade icon.

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The phone continues to ring from O.Rugal's pocket.

Rugal gets a phone call. Also, it seemed that both the wind and fire attacks performed by their respective users were alot more stronger than they should be...

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Spooky's phone call ended...with a ring of a doorbell soon following.

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Knockout!

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MIDI tried to move the bot and...
The enemy's POW overcame MIDI's, preventing him from moving him!

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Blasts and Meddy's aiming grants them the removal of an target's extra dodge dice.

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Understandably upset, he pulls out a baton and whacks him with it.

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Damage: 10+14-15=9.
Dodge: Calculation obscured. No extra dice added.
Result: Despite MIDI's best efforts, the baton hits him in the arm, dealing 9 total damage.
HP:5/20. DANGER!!!

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Hey, this is a private matter. Mind your own-own-own business.
The second guard tries to shove Blast out the door.

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Martin gives Mighty of look of "should we take this guy out know or wait?"

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Hmm...

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As MIDI enters the building, a pile of broken down mechas can be seen before suddenly being tackled to the ground by an unseen force.
3 damage taken.
A ​hand with a strange fabric goes over his speaker as the other one pulls out some cuffs.
Under orders of the Glow, you are to remain silent.
Nearby is a capsule of something...

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The second cop stands by the door, preventing access.

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As Cross thinks to himself, a floating log can be seen going down the river. You could also try swimming.

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As Gyro opens the truck, he spots Ark and multiple pieces of broken wood. A heavy swerve catches Gyro off his feet.
Roll a 25 to pass this check.

Dice: 3 d6.
Stat: Requirement: 10AGI
Modifier: AGI.

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(New...? Feature)
Roll Checks
Just like in DND, sometimes, you'll have to roll checks sometimes. How it works is as follows:
You need to beat a number by rolling a number of dice. Adding the dice together plus whatever stat the check may ask for will be the final number.

Example: 3d6= 14. POW:5. 14+5=19.

Note that you don't have to attempt a check usually. While it's an "intended" solution, it's not always the best situation and creativity is advised.

Wait, that shadow man was your lord?
Glass gained 30xp.

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Heart looks on the monitor as Heart and Diamond are frozen in time*.
How are we gonna get them out of there?
...I don't know. With their presence essential to that forum's rules, there's no way to get them out unless two suitable candidates replace them.
Two...suitable...candidates hmm...
Heart looks over to a monitor, where Air is sleeping while U.Air is shadow boxing.
Perfect.
...
I'll cut to the chase. Two of our operatives are down and we need to transfer them out.
Sounds like fun.
Good to hear the enthusiasm, just step into the code injector and we'll take care of the rest.
Air pauses a second before stepping into the capsule.
Ready.
3...2...1...execute.
A panel in the capsule opens, revealing a set of sprayers of sorts. As an unknown cloud spews out of said sprayers, Air realizes something.
My hand...I'm disappearing!
Is this supposed to happen?
It's all according to plan. You'll be fine.
However, by now they have completely disappeared...only to land on the floor besides them.
W...what?
Flashing on the monitor is the words:
ERROR: SUBJECTS DO NOT MEET REQUIREMENTS
This doesn't make any sense!
Check the rules. There has to be some reason. The hijackers couldn't of corrupted the system to the point that they even have power over how the skeletal code works.
Understood.
As the system bots frantically type, Air looks to U.Air.
Well that was an...experience.
U.Air simply nods.

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Finally-, er we have a situation with this grey person. I'm trying to fix this but I don't know enough about the summoner and this king fellow to try and resolve it.

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As the wind orb flies into the air, it rests upon a pillar, shortly before shattering!
At last...I am free. Now then, my fellow brether-
Where are the other orbs? There should be 4 more.
...
CAN'T THOSE DARKSIDERS DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?
The figure shakes her heads in disbelief before taking the Time Orb and crushing it with a claw.
Though the other fiends are gone, her powers should be enough to let me go back and forth in time. Chaos will not be stopped!

Holding her hand in the air, she clears her thoughts before remembering about a time before this one. Purple sparks start to fly off...and she finds herself outside the space station.

What?
Worse yet, her true form has been replaced by that of...
AAAAAHHHHHHHhhhh!
Rushing into the space station ruins once more, she crashes into her respective pedestal, freeing her once more.

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*Refers to RMMD where Diamond and Spade are currently residing in.

Glass looks at Edlegard with a odd look before charging the lion headfirst, dodging or through some strange power tanking the fireballs.
...
Narcian was hit by a bullet in the chest by an unknown enemy!

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Cloud seems to have left the scene with the Wind Orb...only to come across a nearby figure minding his own business.
...Shot taken over.
Here, *yawn*, take this.
...?!
A large gust of wind suddenly pushes both the sniper and the placed orb down the cliff. As DS. Joe tumbles down, he grabs onto the orb and makes a wish, allowing the orb to fly into the sky.

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As the flame orb warps to its new location, it slowly comes undone, pieces flying off like ashes upwards into the sky.
Everywhere on Earth, for just a second, the ground, air, and sea felt a burst of heat.

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Nuru slowly claps before being frozen solid.

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Model GR puts down its rifle arm before glancing over to a nearby computer.

...I'm...model...Gr...
He holds out his built-in rifle for an handshake. A strange silver ooze can be spotted with the various cracks of the rifle.

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Nuru takes a look at the frozen wasteland he has been cast in...and laughs. His temperature shields are pulled down so he can truly bask in the cold.

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Don't worry. It shouldn't be anything involving that. Just gonna run a quick scan.
A blue laser fires out of the Joe's eye, dancing all around OVER Sigma F before stopping on his arm.
There we go.
Placing the screwdriver on a bolt, he begins twisting it before a small disc poped out. While the joe does the procedure, another Joe does the same to OVER-o0. With both discs pulled out, their then placed into a disc reader, causing numbers and shapes to appear on the screen above.
The third OVER model shifts around uncomfortably.

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The sun shines through the window pane of an old tower.
*yawn*
Everyone...guess what time it is? It's toad time!
A group of toads hop of their beds and begin what they've always done; cleaning their beds, getting their spears, and stand at their guard posts. Sure the idea of being a guard is often met with ridicule by outsiders due to the frequency of kidnappings, but each guard takes their role seriously.
We're getting faster and faster! ...Except for the commander.
The door leading to a certain toad quarters remains closed. The energetic toad knocks on the door, causing it to open.
Commander! Are you-
Oh, he must already be awake!
Turning around, he spots a note on the door that stops him dead in his tracks.
...Oh...OH NO!!!
As the toad disappears from view, the note falls to the ground, revealing it to bear the image of a certain 2D drawing.

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With nothing but the clothes on his back and a spear, Napoletoad takes one final look at the land he defended for so long before hopping onto a Super Star-powered plane, content with his decision.
Where to?
...Megatroplis.

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Hurry, To me.
The four robot masters run to Null as metal starts to rise from the ground like trees. Suddenly, four towers from each corner of the island pierce the earth from below.
What's going on?
Tell me...what do you all know about the Shiekiah?
Not much.
They were protectors of the hyrulian kings correct?
Correct. In addition, they acted as spies and ...private interrogators.
Null nods before pulling out a strange sickle.
But arguably more importantly, they served as their researchers. Along with experimenting with forms of magic, they also unearthed technology from long ago.
This here sickle was one such device. Using it, you could locate secret underground grottos...or even entire dungeons.
The circle their standing upon starts to shake before rising in the air at an alarmingly quick rate.

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Original Toad Design by Redbomber.

Linhardt hears the door open once more before a voice shouts out.
I'm coming with you.

Then we break the curse then. And if there's some defense against that, then we find a way to counter it. I came to this universe to fight and prove my worth to those gods that mock my name above, not to cry about how some wall is impassable when you can just walk around it.

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...Scanners not picking up any names.
Cease your speaking. What business do you have here?
I seem to have taken a wrong turn. Do you know what zone this place is?
You come to my domain, my home, my kingdom and you dare ask me it's name as if I was some, some peasant you could find on the street?!
Apologies. I didn't intend to intrude upon your land, I...more or less, appear to have gotten myself lost.
How could you possibly be lost when you are standing before the throne room of King Talasanderbyte the Fiftheen! Are the robes, the guards, the rosewine swirling around in thy cup not enough to indicate this!?!
My vision may not be as well...suited to this place as yours.
Ah, that explains it then. Surely otherwise you would be blinded by the majesty of this world and the efforts of the Sanderbytes. Wait one moment.
Grandest Vicar! Bring the Expanding Interperor!
But of course my king.
Still confused, I look around for any movement or way out before spotting...a pair of plastic goggles hovering above.
Here, wield the Expanding Intervenor to unsheathe your orbtialicus.
Grabbing them, I pause to examine them. They seem to be a regular pair of goggles you would find in a science lab. However, the fact that I can see them clearly indicates they must have some form of power. As I place the goggles towards my eyes, I feel the strap hit the back of my head and see...nothing different.
I...I'm sorry. Is there a dial or a code I must speak for it to activate or-
Im-impossible! You lie! The Expanding Intervenor should let you see the world as it truly is without delay! Unless...
Unless...yes, I see it now. Those colors, that lifelessness in your eyes, your referral to this place as a zone. It's means only one thing.
You are a mainframer!
While it was silent before, this time there's this...tension in the air that I can't shake off. He said something about guards...for all I know, they could be by my side ready to pierce me like a pincushion. To think this might be how I die, not to my sworn enemies, but to some unseen force.

Fyrefox lies on his bed motionless.
...
...
The sound of an explosion startles him out of bed.
Wha, what?
Fyrefox looks around in a panic but finds that the room is still intact. Looking out the window he sees an firework has been set off.
...*sigh*
Sometimes I think life's trying to mock me.
As he slumps back into the hammock, the fireworks continue to explode, keeping him awake.
...One more look wouldn't hurt.
Fyrefox hops off his bed once more and looks around the cluttered room. Boxes upon open boxes can be seen, each housing various materials but zero Napalm Man backups. After managing his way around the room three times over, each time looking in the same places in some vain hope that it would appear, Fyrefox sits down on his hammock.
None of this would of happened if I didn't keep my gunpowder next to the furnace. Along with my last house, there goes all traces of my main man.
...Hmm...and yet...can I really be so sure of that?
I mean...I never really went back since I got out of the hospital.
Yeah! There's got to be something there!
By the time he finishes his thought he's already out the door, unprepared for the unusually warm night.

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The Gelpaks look around at their new playground and begin looking around for something. One proceeds to bury itself into the ground while the other two jump trying to catch a datterfly.
As Sheep sees the events take place, in waltz a Met right next to him(or his viewing location), completely oblivious to him.
Ooh! Fellow viruses!
Hello there!
The Gelpaks turn around and without warning begin charging towards the Met. Unable to dodge both, he hops into his helmet, causing him to be pushed back one space.
Ah! So you must be those bad viruses then! Consider your time of being evil over!

TICk TOCk TICk TOCk
A small pocket watch floats aimlessly in the void.
...
Ever closer, the grinding of gears slowly and steadily becomes louder and louder
TICK

TOCK

TICK

TOCK

TICK

TOCK
The sound ceases as the watch is grabbed by the drifter, eyes staring wide. Looking around, nothing but pure white can be seen.
...
So...this is the afterlife.
Placing the watch in his pocket, a rocket blast erupts from his feet as he flies forth.

As he flew into nothing, something appeared in the distance.



Advancing forwards, the object in question was revealed to be

fsjetit fsjefit fsjexit fsjepit
Hmm...so this is a warp. Looks...odd.
looking behind the door yeilded no results. Looking through the windows yielded no results. Curious, he opened the door


Somewhat surprised, he turns around to find...

...?
[ Cease.
Identify yourself.
[ Cease!

@Ice man : That's actually really helpful. Thank you.