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Well, guess it wouldn't hurt to ask anyway. What does bring you here?
Oh, that's cold, that's-
Who are you and why are you here?!
I swear, I'm just a friendly merchant! I wanted to sell-
Sell the sanctuary's treasures?! Absolutely not!
It's my duty to protect this sanctuary, and I won't fail again!
Please, can't we just talk about th-
Just a few members, but yep, that's us!
It's certainly pleasant to see you three again*. I wish we could find a chance to meet in calmer times...
Speaking of which...do we have any idea where that giant...thing came from?
Oh!!
What happened?! What's going on?!
Hey, uh...you all right, Sanae?
...super mario in real life
(internal squeals of excitement)
Seems like some sorta tin man thingy...
Ah, half of it's been bitten off...must've been that girl's pet.
Nohoho...Won't be the first half-eaten product I've sold*!
Noho? Perhaps she'll want to buy something...
Truly, I wish I could have told you at a better time, but it seemed like it'd be best sooner than later.
Eh. It's not like you said this was gonna be an hour-long trip or anything. They can wait a bit, can't they?
I suppose. In any case, I hate to dig up a memory like this, but...you remember when you were sent to the Matt Dimension after that Break Man fellow attacked you*, right?
Ohh, yeah, that. Honestly, I've wondered what it'd be like to get some solo time again...
The spotlight's certainly a long line. But my point, Blade, is that he was actually sending you here.
I mean, he obviously failed at that.
That's the trick. He didn't.
...what the
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Yes, it's quite the alarming sight...it seems that after you were sent here, something happened, and your I.C. Chip and soul were sent to the Matt Dimension, and with them, a new body formed.
...mind telling me what happened?
I wouldn't mind one bit if I knew. Really, it puzzles me as much as Dimension L*...
...hold on, that place Shark ended up in where Doc Dopp was?
Why are you telling me this stuff if you don't know what it is, anyway? We've got better ways to spend our time. Like, y'know, getting ready to stop a hellspawn?
Now hold on, Blade. If you don't put together the puzzle pieces you have, the image never shows enough for you to find the rest.
...right, I'll be sure to write that on my memoir or whatever. Can we go now?
Oh, certainly.
...Ho? What's this?
...I demand to know who that was.
Hup... (Hold on. This wasn't here before...)
Hgggngh... (Heavy Magician.)
Hup- (Never mind, Shark is completely right. We're going to find that cheeky hat trick and-*)
Rider, I'm afraid you're in the minority right now.
I may have a strong belief in good and evil. But not everyone does, and among those who don't are those who are in perfectly reasonable positions above me. RedBomber included.
More importantly, he brings up a good point. Conflict like Kermit and Duracell might as well have not existed when they weren't doing anything, and you should know by now that trying to stop either hero or villain before they're ready is asking for trouble.
Balance isn't about well-meaning people always winning. It's about ensuring there's always something to continue an actual story, even if it's conflict.
Does that mean ill-intentioned people deserve a place in the Chaos Zone? Without a doubt. Does that mean that, should the story truly call for it, someone with malicious wishes may be permitted to win? Yes.
But if they seek to expand their control beyond accepted range - be it destroying Universes outside of the Chaos Zone, or defying an inevitable defeat to the point of creating a stalemate, that's a problem. A problem that you're closer to causing than anyone else at the moment.
And no matter what "Plan A" or "Plan B" is, if they're just you trying to defy RedBomber's philosophy, burn those plans.
Get away from my bro*!
Doc, if you have any idea what that is, we could use the knowledge by now.
...
...my last mistake in my time. And one of my worst.
Wait, what shine...?
Well, this is quite the interesting turn of events.
*bip?*
No, not that; even if I was unsure if he'd take on that form, I doubted he'd keep the same form the whole time.
No, what interests me are those maidens. Surely you noticed those colors.
MAIDEN COLORS: BLUE. PINK. RED. GREEN. YELLOW. CYAN.
AWAITING RELEVANCE TO POTENTIAL PLANS.
Those six colors...no doubt are their powers drawn from the same source as the World Rings*. The white glow of Wishes is surely hiding among them as well.
*bzz*
No, we'll leave them be; you know how people like Vaati handle interference. I couldn't care less about him anyway.
Instead, think about this: even if they weren't as tied to that fairytale, the World Rings were still part of another world like ours*. And yet, here these maidens stand, with power no doubt hailing from Hyrule. Surely you must realize what this means.
Time Stones, Chaos Rings, Sage Medallions, Crystal Stars, possibly even the Emeralds†...I have little reason to believe their powers are theirs alone.
I have reason to believe others are out there who wield such powers. Others who aren't nearly as prepared for the daily armageddon as the rest of us.
We may have all the power we need, but to ensure others have less power will pave way for destruction like none can imagine.

Well, I think that was worth it.
Should probably be heading back soon; the Crew's gonna wonder where I am, and I'm not gonna hear the end of it...
Uh...gotcha. Pretty sure we have the resources.
(...you'd think someone'd at least use a phrase like "Pro-Omni"...)
...you really think some maid robot with a nutcracker mouth's gonna-
YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE ANY MOUTH!
What the-?!
Uh...how giant?
What purpose did you even have to leave me alive? You knew by then I couldn't betray Eggman again if I tried§. It would have been better to leave me for dead.
Maybe so. But with us or not, you've proven a valuable asset to us in the past|. I doubt we'll ever see that...spark again. Unless you want to let your old master down by letting those mockeries of him live.
I don't have a master anymore, and I don't need you pretending like you respect the one I had before.
A shame, really. And here we were considering letting you follow our plans and only be the first to die.
We'll remember to make it personal when the day comes.
What happened?!
...
...it was nothing important.
(It will never be important. Not as long as I live.)
AUH!
*static hiss*
You'd certainly think such a high and mighty threat would have shown itself by now...
*BZZZT*
Going off trying to make friends like some sort of hero again, are you?
If you want anything from me, you've made a mistake.
Oh, Metal, you're in no position to talk about mistakes. You were just a fish in a barrel.
What, like you're any better? Waiting to take advantage of some threat that's out of your league to look more-
You know, you should owe us our lives, considering what we left you with...compared to the good doctor.
Fascinating...the power of the Babylonians' technology could further my plans like never before!
And I know just how to get both that meddling hedgehog and those three birdbrains roped into-†
Wh-how did you escape?! The three of you, unhand M-
We're done standing silently while you constantly make a complete fool of yourself.
We don't need you anymore. In fact, I don't think we ever did.
NOTICE FOR CONSIDERATION: ACTIVTY OF POPULACE HAS BEGUN TO INCREASE AGAIN.
Yes, yes, I've noticed. And truthfully, I almost want to say I'm becoming disappointed in it.
Of course, even if it won't be a big moment, it's still providing us with a perfect opportunity...
The three of us may stand together, but there's always a black sheep in the family.
My point, Rhys, is that you and your affiliates, and HighTower's affiliates, have a complete and utter disregard for each other's wishes.
Yes, this is the Chaos Zone. It's meant to house near-limitless power. That's why I'm even able to step in when this happens.
But off the top of my head, I can name exactly one time when your..."groups"* found each other face to face and someone allowed an actual victory without your Reapers breaking character just to argue.
Imagine, if you will, a playground. There are two children play-fighting, arguing about new ways to counterattack each other and avoid whatever their "opponent" attacked them with at the same time. Both children will think of anything and everything so they don't lose, even if it means they're there all day.
Eventually, the arguments escalate to the point where one child actually punches the other. Everyone at the playground is snapped back to reality from this unpleasant turn of events, and even those who aren't relatives or friends of either child are uncomfortable because they're still witnesses to the harsh act.
Now, imagine those two children are you, RotomSlashBlast, and you, HighTower.
I hope at least one party understands now what they might have to do for this battle to go anywhere.
Seems accurate enough.
As for the lot of you?
*sigh* Of course the first time I have to do something in this thread, it pertains to the two of you...
Let's make this quick: both groups, explain to me what your overall goals have been throughout this "story".