???: I'll take a Small Beer.
He gives the money, and heads back to ???

Django watches the fight with interest.

???: C'mon, hop back in the coal box. We'll see who and what's around
???: Ugh, fine. But if I can't do anything, your head is coming off!
??? and ??? check the shops

Django watches the fight, cheering for whoever looks cooler.

???: Well, while we're here, let's see what we can do here.
???: Nothing! That's what! I've got a contract to fulfill, and we don't get back soon, I'm going to have to kill you too!

Django tries to Electric Slide (the dance) his way towards everyone but Otenko slaps him with a petal and he walks normally.
Also...
2 figures glitch into existence.
(im too lazy to do mugshots but they do exist)
???: Hey! I thought you said this would be fast travel to the Undernet!
???: Well, if you weren't yelling, we could've gotten there. Where are we anyways?

Burning Pirate charges a Burner Dive (which is boosted by Flare Up)

Yeah! War! Kill! Burn! Ravage! Plunder! Arson!
Burning Pirate uses Flare Up

weee sunbeam spread haha burn in this concentrated ray of light

Django uses the shotgun thingy i forgot the name
also all stat points evenly distributed

Burning Pirate, enraged, Keelhauls BBA Megaman.

Burning Pirate detonates all active Remote Mines

with the power of being lazy and time consuming django warps behind the group

you are indeed wrong

wow dead memes ig i shouldve sorta expected the bba though
also i didnt get to edit my post so im saying it now,
x1 skill
x1 variant slot

Burning Pirate uses Mine Racker (9 of them for a total of 18 WE)

how does the drink flavoring work i dont get it
anyways
i now have another char slot from being in this raid so time for another character yay
it will be on the old char sheet so yeah
might be OP dude but um hey i suck at ideas so it doesnt matter
shopping time ig
i wish i could buy a sigil and dr pepper but ik for sure i dont have the cash for it so
skill x1
fortune module x1
new skill for django is on old char sheet n stuff
slap that fortune module on burnrate because pirates
um yeah im too broke to buy anything from crown coins so

Django waves goodbye, even though he was out for the most part. Burning Pirate is still tired so he's just lying down. HTRA Recreator has no emotions...

Django checks out the cave and uh goes deeper ig if he can otherwise town

Django buys a Yashichi

Burning Pirate laughs, exhausted. He seems to second Beta Shadow's statement, but before he can say anything he collapses.
(Man beta this must take a lot of work)congrats on all your effort
(cool concepts n stuff btw)
(now that im seeing the concept doc my brain suddenly wants to see all unused ttc concepts)
(like that failed RW boss)
(and also weparc mk2)
(why am i like this)
also im guessing the winner is quintanother
can i gamble
if i can i bet my life
wait-