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...Huh, what do you know. I thought they'd hide this thing harder. I guess they just looked in the wrong room!
Whew, this thing is dusty!
Uh, sir?
No need to worry, I'll just brush this dust all off!
Come on... Why isn't this dust coming off!
Sir, I don't think-
Not now, Distortion Man! *Pulls out a canister of water, then pours it all over the "dust-covered" Grand Star, which does nothing to clean it off.* Come on, why isn't this dust coming off!
Sir, if I may-
WHAT!?
...I, uh. I think that was the fake. You know. The white fake Grand Star made by the ancient people?
...What.
Sorry, sir. But I think that the "White Star" they carried... Was the real deal. ...And, uh. Even if it wasn't... The Orange one would also be fake. I can tell because I saw a faint, yellow glow beneath all the... What I would believe is dust.
...
...Sir? ...Si-
Go and grab as much orange sand as possible. Until we find the REAL Orange Star... We need to at least pretend this trip was a success.
What the-!? How long have you been following us!? And... Why are you trying to help us?
Simple questions, simple answers! I've been following you two since you landed!
As for why I'm helping you, it's because I think it'd be funny to watch you two fail to trick Beta Devil with this!
...
...
Why, yes. I am completely, absolutely, 100%-
...Screwed.
Wait, how did you know that it was-
Still, they have 3 already... And they may as well be on their way to obtain their 4th.
...Hm, how peculiar... What was that Stardroid doing here?
...Hate to alarm you, sir, but... They appear to have this planet's Grand Star.
WHAT!? How!?
I'm not sure... They seem to have collected a total of 3... Green, Red, and White.
WHAT!? How DARE they!? I am going to-
...Hold on. What did you say that last one was?
Uh... White? It appears to have been the last one they've collected...
...Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Huh? What's so funny?
There's no White Grand Star, fool! That thing's clearly a fake, most likely made by the ancient people who lived here to prevent anyone from taking it!
A fake...? Then why was it white?
Oh, they probably wanted people to believe the colors were Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Cyan, Purple, and Silver, like those star-patterned Dragon Emeralds. But the REAL colors are Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Cyan, Purple, and Orange! Nobody EVER thinks that 7 multiple colored sets of items could have one be Yellow and one be Orange! It's always just one or the other!
And if that Terra thinks the White Star is the correct one... Then the Orange Star must STILL be around there somewhere! Possibly in some kind of secret chamber... Come along, Distortion Man! Let's go find that star!
Alpha FIRE, thank you. (How is it that all of MTG's characters are terrible at remembering name changes...)
As for the idea... That may just work. The problem is, apparently this universe is tending to hand out Grand Stars to the villains like Halloween candy, so we can only hope that neither this "Hyper Limited Terra" nor K. Rool obtains the other Grand Stars before we can.
...Meanwhile, seeing as you have the ability, Collateral Aeon... I need you to do me a favor.
...There is... another Aeon. I need you to try and see if you can use those Ultra Wormholes to travel to a universe known simply as Legacy and find him. We could use all the help we could get.
Everyone else, move out!
Alright, scanners say that the next Grand Star is somewhere here on this planet...
...Say, Devil. How has reviving those 5 robots go?
It was a simple task... Especially since I am the fastest robot ever made!
...I feel like these claims to be the fastest have been far overdone. But nevertheless... We now have two. Now, only 5 remain.
Come along, Distortion Man... Let us find the next Grand Star.
WHAT!?
Hello! You have reached Epsilon Snow! Please, leave a message now, because this is NOT a voicemail!
Epsilon you absolute IDIOT!
Oh, hello there, Alpha! Have you gotten that Star from the Airship?
No, K. Rool got to it first. Why did you let the Green Grand Star get stolen!?
It wasn't stolen, silly! It was just borrowed by some robot with long, green hair! ...Erm, we DO have a green-haired robot on the team, right?
*Facepalming* Unbelievable... Just go out there and keep an eye on K. Rool. We're going to have to stop that corrupted Terra before things escalate.
Already on it! They appear to be landing on some kind of desert planet...
...
GO-
Ah, right. My name is Alpha Fire. I am an alternate version of Beta Shadow from Universe 3, Tomline 2, of what was known as the Absurd Roleplay.
And, no. I did not spell "Timeline" incorrectly. I wish I was, though.
...I see.
Just as I thought. This Grand Star was a fake.
You see... It is completely impossible to find two Grand Stars on the same planet...
Someone must've crafted this fake... But for what reason? Is it to deceive us?
...No. If it flew into your face, then it can't be because of us. ...There has to be another reason. ...But what...?
You idiot! Do you have ANY idea what that star i-
...Hold on.
...Where exactly did you find this?
...Yes... This is most certainly it. One of the Seven Grand Stars* needed to summon GRAND NOVA! And now that we have the one... We can find the rest.
Yes, yes, that's great. But last I checked, we had a deal. I've done my part, so I think it's about time you do yours.
Yes, yes... You wish for me to revive the rest of your series as I have done you, correct?
I do. So, if you would be so kind to get on that-
Patience, my dear friend! I was JUST about to get on that. ...Though, I'd like to warn you... 001 and 002 will not be brought back by this process.
...1 and 2, eh? ...I don't care. If the "good" doctor would have us scrapped and instead keep them alive? ...I see no reason to call those two my brothers anymore.
*Putting on what appears to be a pair of protective gloves* I see... Very well, then. I shall gladly bring your brothers back... Distortion Man.
...You heard all that, correct?
Ah, of course! I'll let you get to work, then.
...*Sigh* So little people have hired me to kill anyone recently... It's so boring! Too many people in the Multiverse just feel a ridiculous need to do everything themselves!
...I feel like there is something I'm forgetting to do... Something I haven't done since-
A... AA... AAA...
Oh, Sunstar
it, AGAIN!?
...So, he escapes without a fight... How unfortunate. I was hoping to see how he could fair against... Well. It doesn't matter now.
...Everyone, return to the Gangplank Galactic. We've got what we came here for.
...So THAT'S your plan...
...Well, just so you know, King K. Fool... I happen to know of some people who won't let that happen.
...I just hope they will notice soon enough.
Attention, everyone on that airship! Whether or not you are aware, somewhere on your vessel is something I am looking for! I would say, "prepare to be boarded", but...
...We have already launched our attack.
...Well, well. How unfortunate. ...I suppose I shall be taking back those Speed Capsules I lent him... It’s only right they return to their proper owner, after all.
Only two? Hm. He must’ve gotten closer than I thought he would be by now... Oh, well.
*Holding the two Speed Capsules up to Team Prototype* You see these, “Laser Joe”? This is the evidence that proves that your so-called “leader” is GONE. You have no hope. You have NOTHING.
...You ARE nothing. In the grand scheme of things, MKII is the bringer of destruction upon this land... Upon ALL lands. Prototype, on the other hand, is a symbol of hopelessness, and despair.
And what are you? You. Are. NOTHING. You merely only exist because Prototype needed a “partner”. And I doubt it was even for anything more than being a necessity for Prototype to even join this little game. I know this because that’s the same reason Techno exists... Which actually comes to show how much you two are more or less the same... You are both utterly useless. I only invest in Techno because I HAVE to, in order to participate in this little game. I could’ve just picked out any other denizen of the void. It was just that I found it more interesting to bring one of Beta Shadow’s failed characters than anything else. You, on the other hand... You serve no purpose. You are a worthless machine. Nothing you have ever said or done, or ever WILL say or do, matters. I honestly feel ashamed of myself for having EVER hated you. Not just because I’m getting worked up over nothing, but because it shows that I care too much about my failure. You made me show WEAKNESS. And now, I have to work towards smothering that weakness. But, at the very least, I am not at all like YOU. I have a purpose. And while that purpose does not exist here, or anywhere on this pathetic website, it is still more to say about me than you.
...So just do the whole world a favor...
...And just lay down and ROT.
...Well, I suppose we will have no longer any need to fight Team Prototype anymore... Nor do we any need to try and fight MKII in a now needless attempt at killing off Prototype himself. ...Well. Unless they give us a reason to. ...But, I will need to work on making such reasons less... petty.
...Men. Let us make our way towards the stairs. But no rush... We have no reason to anymore, after all.
Me and Moon Jump will sit and do nothing. For there is no need for either of us to do anything.

”Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”, huh? ...Then I hope you know, you’ll need to move fast to keep that first part up.
“...Because the scythe I used to make Techno’s scar...WILL be used to RIP YOUR HEADS OFF.”
“...The sooner this mission is over... The sooner we can pull our focus towards Team Prototype’s slaughter.”
“For once again stealing MY team’s kill, you have furthered the pain and torment I will put you through before slaughtering your little team one by one. And you’ll be happy to know that, officially, you will die last.”
“...THAT. Could be any member of your worthless little team. So I’d think twice about getting in my way again. ESPECIALLY when it results in attacking my team directly.
“...I already lost interest in killing you outright. I already plan on destroying your little leader. In fact, I’m close enough to him that I could force him into a wrong turn, to wander through his mind forever. Do not make the torture I intend on putting you through any worse than it is already going to be.”
...You wish to return to your friends, correct? ...Then if I were you, I’d hurry things along... Because if you wait too long... You likely won’t have any friends to return to. ...He has no intent on killing them. But he has the intent to do a lot WORSE.
...Or, alternatively... You can just die now, and hope you get to see them again in the next life. But, let’s face it... We both know by now that you’re too stubborn to ever give up.
...You’d better hurry, Prototype. The clock is ticking.
...Tch. Don’t pretend there is no truth to what I have said. Your team has been through failure after failure. Don’t think for a SECOND your master would accept that in any shape or form. We both know what Wily is truly like.
...Much like how we BOTH know that, even with this “strategy” of yours, you won’t last. ...Much like how he knows that, as well.
”I won’t even save Prototype if he falls to MKII. Failure deserves consequences, do they not?”
”I did say that, yes. And that was a lie. In fact... I was close enough to him that I could’ve even pulled him out of the subconscious myself, and he wouldn’t even have to struggle to take back control.”
...Don’t you get it? He never believed you were going to escape. He wanted to see if you could even stand to the REAL MKII. He doesn’t even think you’d be able to WIN. This “escape attempt” of yours? A mere science experiment. He’s USING you.
In fact, you didn’t even have to go through all of this to escape. If he truly wanted to save you, he would’ve just left you alone... And let the “higher-ups” do THEIR plans to save you. ...But not only is he toying with you? ...He has put you at risk of never waking up again. And even if you manage to win somehow...
... “I am starting to consider making sure that your little “Commander” of yours that he’s currently controlling will, if he even manages to escape, wake up not in a body... But a CORPSE.”
...You weren’t sent here to be saved. You were sent here to die. And it’s all because of your own naiveté. ...It’s how you got corrupted in the first place, was it not?
To the stairs, Time Trial. We wasted enough time here.
...Look at you. You’re supposed to be one of my generals, an ELITE! Heck, you’re supposed to be the successor of this guy, and you can’t even beat him when he’s in the body of inferior robots! I should’ve known better than to build my general out of complete GARBAGE!
You should just give up and surrender! I doubt even Thomas would pick up such a useless pile of junk! Least of all, those losers at the so-called “Robot Academy”, or that sad group of mechs you call “friends”! This hellish landscape of a subconscious is far too great for you... You’re better off like the robots who’s scraps I used to make you: Rotting in the scrapheap!
You should just go ahead and end yourself here instead of even bothering to show your face anywhere else again! In fact... That is an order. Gahahahaha...
For what reason, may I ask?
...Fair enough.