I don't know i was just, going to find supplies and then the ground beneath me kinda just... gave way? and suddenly i was outside this big fortress with some discolored robot masters and this giant terrifying monster! and also some guy in a white cloak who made me sign some sorta contract, it was kinda chaotic-

Gyro looks around, trying to remember something


Oh! and then i saw some guys who looked like they had come from some medieval Renaissance fair? but then they started using actual swords and magic spells? and there was a guy who got shot by a purple fake man looking guy? and said fake man stomped someone to death? there was a lot more that I'm still not sure happened, like some big guy called zalgo wanting to be the 'omni king?' he fought kirby? y'know, pink ball guy?, and that devolved into a big fight with some other big scary people that i kinda just watched, After that we went back to some military base, and the hood guy got some kinda cool magic weapon, passed out, and a while after that the world started to...break? and now im back here.

Gyro then pulls out a strange looking book

I got a cool book though! aint that sweet?

Gyro is helped up,holding his head with one of his hands as he looks around

oh! Hey midi, how's it going

He then looks around,and then pauses

Wait I'm back in the void aren't I?

Schest is slapped, knocking them back Into the wall as the portal shuts, their dice head rapidly spinning as schest grunts with pain , eventually the dice head lands on a 2, and suddenly,the two dots glow,suddenly, numerous large gambling chips appear from the roof,slamming down onto mighty and sharena

Schest : GAH! You aswell? This is taking way too long for my liking, I'll finish you both off before long!

ah cripes-

At the inventory

When mighty first arrives, there's no FEs in the area,but the faintest sound of tailtiu getting into a heated argument with Linhardt can be faintly heard down the hallway. A few seconds later though, a portal opens up next to mighty,and both sharena and schest, both looking worse for wear, come tumbling out, almost as soon as they tumble out, they reassume a fighting stance, standing off against each other, schest visibly annoyed that the fight seems to be dragging on for him.

steve gets up, cracking his neck at the same time, his face of bewilderment turns to one one mild annoyance, he simply picks up max by the scruff of his neck, and kicks him out of the room.

steve : Look, i don't care what kind of trick your playing on me vier, Turning into a weird rabbit and crashing a car INTO the same ai you HELPED MAKE, isn't helpful at all, now get out and let me clean up before zenith yells at me again.

steve slams the door shut with an audible thud, the same purple barrier appears around it from the jail cell earlier.

---

Zenith looks down at the gun wound in their right shoulder, almost instantly, it vanishes completely.

Zenith : Hero? I assume you mean the new guy, I'd very much doubt your claims, He is nothing but a walking reality bomb, a threat to all you hold dear. Your little bunny friend can try all he wants, Everything in this realm can be easily restored with a snap of any of our fingers. Reality here is stable, controlled by us, we can move it as much as we want, observe

Zenith clicks his fingers, and his dice head begins to roll, eventually landing on a 12, the number then grows brightly! before the interrogation room is restored to its original layout from before the freelance police arrived.

Zenith watches as max breaks out of the interrogation room,letting out a large sigh. They walk over, staring down same with their singular eye, they then grab the gun out of sams hand. as soon as he grabs it, the gun crumples up into nothingness.

Zenith : Ah, of course, fellow upholders of the law, i am not sure WHY you are exactly here, but i assure you, there is NOTHING, i repeat, NOTHING, hypocritical going on here, We are just simply.... protectors of space time, much like yourself with the laws of commoners. as such, i would politely request you leave this realm the way you came in, and take your little rabbit with you.

A portal opens up behind sam, Zenith ushering him towards it.

zenith: Besides, we only keep the most dangerous criminals here. its for the best you go and find your friend before he gets hurt.

Zenith is standing on the opposite side, talking into a smaller object, shaped like his head.

zenith:...Boss, theres something trying to enter the realm without our permission.

a voice emits from the object.

???: Any visual on the intruder? If they're managing to try and break in they have to hold some form of power. Try and keep them out, but if they get in,redirect the portal to the interrogation room.

zenith: yes boss. Will do boss. Subject seems to be...a rabbit? bah! ill slam this intruder out in a second

Zenith drops the object, and holds his hands up, suddenly the portal begins to shrink, twisting and growing smaller by the second.

zenith: Leave this place! or be crushed by the power of the law.

Jamke picks up breidablik and puts it to his ear just as the words of "God damn it Hightower" come out of both breidablik and mightys phone, followed by a sigh and the sound of buttons being pressed on the phone, before tedd begins to talk.


Alright, look, i don't know how much time ive got for this but Mighty, HT, and whatever fire emblem picked up Breidablik, I, am in serious trouble, some weird dice guys showed up after you obliterated doc scratch, and they're saying something abou- that part doesn't matter whatever it is I'm in some weird dungeon or whatever and i wanna go home,and i think the dice people are plotting something, so watch out fo-

The sound of alarms blaring suddenly could be heard in the background, Tedds voice suddenly growing more panicked by the second

...Crud. Alright, i think im gonna have to hide, Just, stay safe, Closest hero, round up the rest of the order and try and get to the inventory if you can, Thats where tailtiu and the others are, Ht, I pressed a button so hopefully voice mail isn't tricking me, and mighty you need t-

The sound of a door opening can be heard, as well as someone shouting. Seconds later, the call shuts off

---

The phone rings, But after a few seconds, a piece of paper containing a short text comes through.

---

Jamke drops breidablik, and turns around, only to come face to face with the fake Thea, who seems to be having a crisis, pacing back and forth, clutching her head as if trying to prevent herself from breaking into a million pieces.

Tedd moves through his contacts on his phone, constantly checking to make sure no ones going past the cell while he does.

He then clicks multiple of his contacts at once, initiating several calls at once!

Come on....go through....

---

The phone begins to ring!

---

No matter how distracting it is, HT's phone rings, the caller ID shows tedd.

---

On the table, Breidablik begins to buzz as if a phone receiving a call.

---

Vier is standing infront of a portal, tapping their foot impatiently and checking their lack of a wrist-watch as another geometry based being arrives, this time one with a square head, same eye as the others.

Vier :About time you showed up! we we're meant to leave like... half an hour ago! you know how the boss can be!

The second figure shrugged, shaking their head.

Schest : You worry too much Vier, its not like this is a big important task we've got, it's just a simple in, grab the prince and princess, and out, Zenith interrogates them, they join us because we have their friend, bada bing, bada boom, another area we control.

Vier glares at their co-worker.

Vier :You are correct, But! don't forget the important rule, once we go through the portal we're not protected against those who can see all. so be on your guard, got it?

Schest : Yeah yeah i hear you. don't worry, what's the worst that can happen?

Schest shrugs as they walk up to the portal, turning around and falling backwards in a remotely stylish way, Vier groans, before running and jumping through the portal as well!

Tedd reawakens within what looks to be an old medieval dungeon cell, rubbing his head as he stands up, his eyes quickly dart around the room, surveying the surroundings. Everything was a weird mix of old medieval architecture, more modern furniture or lack there of within the room, as well as what seemed to be a fancy looking door with a purple aura around it, However, the rest of the cell wall on the side of the door is covered by iron bars. Tedd looks at it with an 'Are you kidding me face'

They're joking right? they keep people who can twist reality to their will in places like this....and they use iron bars?? i mean, shouldn't complain, Lets me escape easily!

Tedd attempts to conjure up his Magic tomes!

....Nothing happened.

What.

Tedd attempts to conjure once again,and again, each time growing more stressed out as the books fail to form.

A-alright! this is fine, fine,fine, Everythings fine! i'll get out of here soon enough and everyone will be ok and i can just si-

Tedd feels something in his trouser pocket. he then rummages through and pulls out his phone!

Aha! i knew their plan wouldn't be perfect! let's see here....

---

The door to the Ai dungeon control room is slowly opened, as it does, steve turns around, deactivating the numerous screens showing the surprisingly destructive trail thea had made through the dungeon, just with a spear and a few smaller items keeping her going.

Vier : Zenerino says you gotta take out the new test subject. New guy didn't cooperate and punched him in the head.

Before steve can say anything Vier shrugs and leaves, shutting the door, They then grumble before turning the screens, Thea having made a small camp in the dungeon after defeating a larger crowd of skeletons and other undead beings.

At this moment, steve had two options,

A: Kill the subject, Reset the entire dungeon and start fresh whenever they throw the next guy that accidentally ends up here in the dungeon for 'Testing'

B: Bluff, pretend She got killed but let her keep traversing until something goes wrong, It's not like she could actually do any damage right?

Steve sighed, if this went wrong, They were in SO much trouble, but hey, not like the others could hate them more right?

Steve pressed a button labelled 'EXPERIMENTAL AI DUNGEON ITEMS, DO NOT TOUCH (THIS MEANS YOU VIER)'

---

As thea is sitting down, a small box seems to drop from the ceiling, whilst hesitant at first, the chance of a monster being in the box was surprisingly high. She instead pokes the box with her spear, and tilts the lid off, bracing for something to pop out. But to her surprise, Nothing jumped out, or climbed out, or slithered out, or anything like that, instead, there was some kind of toy inside? Thea picked it up, But when she did, the toy sprung to life, the rotor blades on top spinning, it began to circle thea before positioning itself behind her, near her shoulder, Despite the initial shock, the drone didn't seem to be after thea's blood, much to her relief.

Item get! : Lil chopper

Huh, Well i suppose having some company wouldn't be too bad, still a bit odd considered what i've found so far.

Thea then sits back down by her encampment, tending to her slightly damaged spear once more.

---

Lil chopper a cartoony looking helicopter drone that flies on its own, following the user around, when in range of an enemy the drone chases the foe down and fires sharp darts at the enemy, can be upgraded as time goes on.

Zenith continues to glare at tedd, expecting some kind of crying breakdown,apology, or hell, even some kind of outburst of anger, They'd seen it all here. But what Zenith didn't expect, was to find tedd just staring at his phone. the faintest sound of a certain game can be heard from his cellular device. Vier, who's been watching from the background, notices Zenith glaring at tedd and quickly swipes his phone.

Zenith: Listen to me., Either you join us and we can help hone your destructive energy, or you can refuse to cooperate and we can lock you in a cell that not even the end of time will break, got it?

Tedd looks at Zenith, before standing up, his arms shaking as he lifts himself up using the table, he walks over to Zenith.

Look, buddy, you seem like a decent enough... dice being? and I know your probably just 'protecting time streams or whatever', but quite frankly, I have no idea if your just trying to manipulate me into being part of your dozens of reality warping murder servants, so option A is out of the window, and I'd rather not be stuck in a cell for the rest of my life, So there goes option B, so I'd like to take option C.

Zeniths eye changes for a glare of anger to one of confusion

Zenith: And what might that be? your outnumbered, still weak, we've cut off all abilities to warp reality in this room and the dimension itself, Right now you are nothing more than a frail young adult in a cloak, what can you possibly-

Tedd punches Zenith in the face, causing his dice to spin, almost instantly, he reaches for Breidablik on his belt, only to find it missing, Panicking, he pulls out Solar winds and attempts to conjure up a spell!

Only to be struck by several caltrops in his back and legs by Vier, causing him to fall to the ground whilst shrieking in pain. Zenith stops their head from spinning and walks over to Tedd, looking down in disgust.

Zenith: I see you chose 'Option B' then, a shame, your summoning powers would have worked great with us, Vier, go and tell...steve he can just go ahead with taking out subject 50, you know, blue haired girl?, fea or whatever?

at the sound of his ally's name,everything came crashing down, the blue haired knight that had been with tedd recently.

That wasn't thea.

Tedd begins trying to use the last of his strength to grab zenith's leg, screaming at the dice headed being.
I-i wont let you hurt her! You won't lay a finger on my allies! I'll, I'll, I'll.....

Tedd then slipped out of consciousness.

Thea takes a defensive stance as the first skeleton reaches her, blocking the strike, she retaliates back by swinging the lance at her foe, knocking its head off! the head sails and collides with another skeleton, knocking it into a pile of bones on the floor. Both skeletons vanish into nothingness after being defeated. Meanwhile Thea uses her spear as a pole vault and kicks the last two skeletons into the wall, causing them to vanish. After the defeat, the doors of the room open up again, and a backpack appears in the center of the room, Whilst hesitant at first, thea picks it up and equips it.

Item get! : Hammerspace Backpack

♫ Sacrificial - TBOI ♫

Thea picks up the items around her

Items get! : Stormy spear, torch, Dungeon map

She then looks around, surveying the area, before heading down the corridor right in front of her, heading down the hallway, thea checks her map,only to find that its completely blank,apart from showing the room she was just in, and the corridor she was travelling through. As she reached the room at the end, the door behind her locked shut.

---

steve: Ah, time for me to do my thing.

Steves head turns to a solid purple colour, with numbers on each face, and it spins like a normal dice, landing on a '4'

steve: ok, ok, this is fine.

---

As the door shuts, 4 skeletal enemies appear out of thin air! slowly moving towards thea and she readies her spear.

Going through the portal, Tedd finds himself in what looks like a... well, it looks like an interrogation room with a tv at the opposite side of the table. Vier lets go of his sleeve and motions for him to sit down on the uncomfortable looking chair. As he sits down, a person appears out of the dark corner of the room, holding a file in their hands. Like Vier, the most significant part of this person was the strange, see-through head with the same eye and metal edges. Although this time the shape seemed to be twelve sided instead. The figure then slammed the file down on the table, causing Tedd to jump.

Dodecazenith : Alright. I'm gonna get straight to the point, You are here because we, The council of fate, have decided that you can be classified as a threat to the current space-time continuum of this realm.

Zenith turns to the tv, and it suddenly turns on, showing pictures of past events, most importantly tedd's power driven freak out, and the consequences of said event, from different buildings struggling to keep stable due to the change in materials, to the complete 'overhaul' of the order of heroes main hall. It's a lot of damage to say the least.

zenith: As you probably know in your responsibility as both a reaper and self proclaimed 'summoner', letting power such as this corrupt you is incredibly dangerous, Further damaging the fragile space time you call a home! even before you realized your power of creating universes at will, You were nothing but irresponsible.

Zenith activates the tv again, this time showing a video.



Tedd stands at the summoning stone, cracking open breidablik and shoving orbs inside. Next to him stands another person, hands griping to a knife around his waist whilst scanning the area.

.... How much longer?

Tedd turns and looks at jaffar, shrugging.

Hopefully not too long, hoping i can get my hands on that Reinhardt guy that's on the banner-

Tedd points the gun at the summoning stone and fires it, as the blast hits the stone, a giant flash of light appears, when it dissipates, a mage appears in front.

I'm Tailtiu! I'm a descendant of the crusader Thrud. Well...why don't we forget about that—tell me about you!

Tedd looks at tailtiu, a bit confused but nods.

...i mean its not Reinhardt but I could use a cool mage. do you mind standing aside?

Tailtiu stands aside, standing next to Jaffar. Tedd then begins to load up another shot.

A few hours later....

Tedd seems to be visibly tired out, barely managing to stay upright, the pile of orbs next to him having being reduced to nothing, around them,numerous books and feathers surround the summoner stone, as well as....
Alright... how many of there are you?...

...

Ok theres four... just one more shot-

Tedd goes to fire the weapon,but before he could pull the trigger, the gun flashed brightly, causing Tedd to shriek in pain and drop the weapon, falling backwards and only barely being caught by jaffar and one of the Tailtius, a large black crack appearing on his hand.



Zenith turns and glares at Tedd through his singular eye.

zenith: Almost every single one of those mages managed to return to their timelines and have things continue to run correctly. Death and all. But that one? the one you decided to keep around? you've completely fucked everything over without even trying! You are nothing short of a walking space time bomb. But, here you can hone that destructive power into something...productive

Tedd watches in mild surprise as mighty obliterates doc scratch. good riddance you stupid cue ball.

he then attempts to get back onto his feet, using the nearby couch to steady himself. But as soon as he gets up he's met with a hand on his shoulder, he turns around, coming face to face with what he can only assume is a ninja, You know, the fully stereotypical ninja get up,

well,Apart from the their head being replaced by a floating head sized pyramid, completely clear and see through with a cartoonish eye in the centre, and a metal border around the edges, despite the overall lack of face, the.... being seemed to smile at Tedd.

??? : uh, Hi! you're.... Prototedd correct? summoner of askr, reaper, all that jazz?

Uhhhh, yeah? why do you ask?

Vier : Brilliant brilliant, Now come along Mr Proto, we have no time to waste, can't have you fucking up timelines any longer than we have to can we?

Tedd, confused,concerned and incredibly tired, allows the dice headed person to grab his cloak sleeve and drag him through a portal, which shuts instantly afterwards.

---

In a room surrounded by different computer screens, a similar headed person sits in a chair, This time with a weirdly shaped 10 sided shape. The man then pulls out a recording device, and clicks the button

??? : Ai dungeon test 56, For this test we will be moving onto our...50th test subject, Shocking that our test subjects rarely seem to survive further than their beginning 'test run'. Perhaps this is a sign that we don't need to test this anymore? eh, whatever, It's not like anyone listens to steve.

He rolls his eye, before speaking back into the recording device.

steve : Anyway, Subject 50 appears to be a.... Blue haired young adult, While sharing no anomalous reality bending powers like most previous subjects but rather instead appears to come from some medieval fantasy realm referred to as 'Elibe', While on the topic of Medieval fantasy may I remind those listening to these tapes. The AI dungeon is our domain's main defense system, a randomly generated labyrinth with traps, puzzles and monsters, Not unlike most RPGs, the aim of these tests is to see if intruders could potentially make it through the dungeon, and throughout all the tests, No one has ever gotten through, much to the dismay of the rest of the council. Perhaps its because of the bullsh*t difficulty spikes...

steve turns on a camera, showing what appears to be stairs leading down into the aforementioned dungeon.

steve : May the test begin.



at the bottom of the stairs, 'subject 50' slowly awakens, rubbing her head, she looks around the dimly lit room infront of her, with different pathways leading off, all illuminated by torches, Besides her, lays a map, a torch, and most importantly, Her spear, a red flag still attached near the head. She picks up these items and looks down the halls, squinting.

What is this place?...

Quint looks out of the window, nudging dust when he sees the thing falling from the sky

Is that thing coming towards us!?

---

Topor battle

Blast man is knocked back slightly by the strike, but simply laughs,

Gah ha ha! lets see how you handle this then!

Blast then closes the distance between him and the topor, upon getting closer he pulls out his bazooka and fires a buster shot directly at it!

Hel is knocked significantly further back than Rhys,but manages to recover. She glared at the emptiness

I am Hel. Sovereign of death, and as one who rules over the dead,I know anyone who crosses the line between life and death. And I hold strong hatred for those who cheat death and return to the land of living. if you wanted a reason why I'm here, there you go.

Hel lifts her arm,casting inevitable death on emptiness.

Go on, follow through with your plan.

---

inevitable death : Hel's signature skill, using dark magic Hel harshly lowers all stats of the opponent and boosts her own in return!

EDITORS NOTE: I'M WRITING THIS AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BECAUSE ASTRO MAN IS CRYING AND I CAN HEAR GRAVITY RUNNING TOWARDS US OH GOD OH FUCK


Hel has managed to fully recover from the attack beforehand, but before she can prepare another attack, she feels something...Something absolutely disgusting occurring around the world.

....I'll be back.

Hel vanishes for a second,returning with the Black knight (and also karkat and kanaya)

You can fight these until I return, I have a mess i need to clean up

She disappears, The black knight pulling out his giant blade to face down the burning desire as xane returns with back up in the form of brady and finn!

---

Where ever this battle is going on


Hel appears next to Rhys and emptiness, looking at both with mild disgust, Her scythe appearing, floating besides her, She points at the emptiness, sticks her thumb down and drags it across her throat.

You should have stayed dead.

Alright, ill just keep talking using this narration, lemme just...

Alright, back here now,

ok

ok

ok, This is fine! this is absolutely fine! Not like every day some weird text guy shows up and tells you that you've been narrating a different world entirely instead of just writing fanfiction while you're mean to be working an-

Wait.

oh no,no no no this is bad, Very bad.

Alright, i can fix this though, just got to make sure no one finds out abo-


T-time man? who are you talking to?

oh crud.