Granted! Of course, obviously, for th sake of humor, you get turned into a Magika-...No, too easy. You know what, you become the third starter Pokemon that neither the player character nor the rival ever picks. Deal?

I wish for the ability to grow incredibly small and big at the flip of a dime!

As the Wily Saga ends and crashes and burns upon itself, it's time for Cut Man to get the downtime he needs. Set your clocks now for how long it'll last.

Workplace Changes
Shifting the Blame
Nuisance of Importance

Wily
Magic Man

Granted! It's purely solid gold, so not only is it fragile, every and any Amiibo collector will envy you, to the point of multiple attempts to steal it from you, leaving you with multiple sleepless nights! But hey, if you keep it long enough for the stock market to crash, at least you can sell it then? That is, unless gold prices crash....

I wish for Santa Claus to regularly march past my house, and occasionally wave hi.

I'll hurt Spinstrike to shorten the list, and heal Meta.

Vile
Dr. Wily, obviously
Magic Man
And, uh....I guess ProtoMan.EXE?

I...Wasn't even aware day 2 has started.

Nonetheless, I'll be pinpointing my vote on Tails; The guy was clearly building an army with that stat-training of his...

Granted! Unfortunately, the hamsters are feral, and eventually, they stage a political rebellion against you and your jetpack. But awwww, aren't they so adorable?

I wish I could set up holograms, just specifically for comedic hilarity.

Yet another Community Pastebin comes about, feel free to read it!
Sunday Night Community Chatroom 2015/12/06

I'll hurt ThatGuyNamedMikey and heal TailsMK4.

Granted! However, since there are no proper mechanics to teleportism that are proven, you'll be the first to figure it out. Apparently, for no margin of error, it carefully and piece-by-piece transport each of your molecules, which also results in incredible pain! But hey, at least you don't need a car anymore, right?

I wish for the sky to rain sprinkles. No possible way that this cannot bring happiness.

I'll be voting for Napalm Man and Proto Man. Running with Classic, that's MBM for you.

Hey there, everyone! Another Sunday, and so another Sunday Chat! If you can attend, then please look to do so, and I hope I see you all soon!

I'll be joining as well.

Latest weekly update for that Cut's Corner is up, feel free to check it out here!

Shady Dealings
Return to Good Graces
No Exaggeration Here

Granted! Unfortunately, when you tire of the new tech and crave some social interaction, your room promptly shoots that suggestion down with a hilarious yet terrifying and original response; "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that." Turns out the haphazard advancing of technology without any prior precautions didn't work in your favor.

I wish that I had just found 20$ in my pocket. Right at this moment.

Granted! Unfortunately, the "average" view of Japanese internet speed tends to contain a massive monster threat taking down literally every form of technology while rampaging across the city literally every week. Sorry, but Godzilla's got more things to worry about than your internet connection.

I wish for a pet moose named Brutus.

Granted! Your head sprouts tiny legs and cartoonishly jogs away, off into the sunset to find success in Bollywood. Thankfully, you yourself are still up and running fine without it, but it'll be a heck of a story to explain! Way to go headfirst into that wish! I would've said "use your head", but, uh....

I'll go ahead and wish for the best and most well-written movie ever to come into existence.

The power of the sun dictates I go with Pharaoh Man. What can I say, the guy throws a mean right hook?