First of all, it's called a Stun Bomb, not a grenade. Second, Collateral Aeon dodged the PK Hax, allowing the Omniskewer to connect!

I'm gettin' REALLY tried of this guy's "I can reflect literally goddamn everything" shtick.
You and me BOTH. Time to break out any non-reflectables we have.

Collateral Aeon charges Starforce energy, while Alternate Aeon tries PK Dark α! Legacy Aeon then tries his Chainsaw again, in an effort to split Air Man NC down the middle!

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A really odd-looking Met approaches Remy's stand.

....You could use some refolding.
Do you seek rebirth?

However, rockets explode ON IMPACT with something; they can't be easily reflected by some red-colored glass! Alternate Aeon dodges the Wind Slicers with ease!

Please, you think I'M "meme-obsessed"? You haven't even MET Parallel Aeon 1's alternate timeline counterpart.

Alternate Aeon tries PK Hax α! Legacy Aeon tries to break that guard with a Stun Bomb, whilst Collateral Aeon switches out of Water Mode and uses Omniskewer, in an attempt to attack from below!

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Moronicule just got done Water Pulsing a Krokorok in the face until the latter fainted, and is near the stairs!

  u no i relle HAT dose shedinjures an dere onedeer gourds

...Wait, does Moronicule not know Shadow Ball or any other moves that would help against Shedinja?

  HEEL naw i dunt
  wat dew u just tank eye go roun caryin timmy tams all da tome

...What.

  joo now, da descs wit da moofs on dem

OH, you mean TMs, as in TECHNICAL MACHINES. Right, but why not talk to Kangaskh-

  eyy cand letter in on mah hest cheed prolly spred da wurd aboot mah plants

...Yeah, that's probably a good strategy. Thought, don't you Ultra Beasts have some sort of storage via Ultra Wormholes?

  plez deres like 5 peeps hoo can opan ultero wormhulls* an im onleh pails wit on o dem
  besodes i dun now how teyems wowerk

Well, in short, they-
...Huh, guess there's no real explanation for how TMs work, other than what we were shown in FRLG.

  ur speekin nonsins so imma go hed to da stares

...Moronicule takes the stairs, I guess.

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*Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, and Necrozma, the last of whom I have already claimed.

  yiss
  i beeleaf tis iz da plays were crescalesce livs
  prolly a bed idee to do dis befoar dorkray* but whatevs

Moronicule heads into the dungeon, unaware that it's most likely being followed.

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Phantasm fires another Break Laser at Nightmare Curtiss, while Shired fires a slew of Cutter Shots!

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Gah, there's gotta be a way to beat this guy other than...
...Wait, that's it!
Kefka Palazzo is a much cooler villain than EXDEATH!

Legacy Aeon uses his Rocket Launcher, while Collateral Aeon uses Hydro Crash!

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*Darkrai, a character already claimed by Beta Shadow.

  ill let u of dis tom cuz u wer describblin someon eelsis carcitechture

(gonna assume this is turn 9)

Rotom and his clones all suddenly go for Thundershocks at the exact same time!

(NOTE: Thundershock isn't guaranteed paralysis; there's only a chance of it happening.)

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Alternate Aeon dodges the reflected PK Hax, and tries Shield-Off α!

That's a waste of time, you know; that red stuff likely ain't a shield ability.
You got a better idea, other than "BFG him in the face"?

Legacy Aeon suddenly charges at Air Man NC with his Chainsaw and tries a vertical slash from the head downward!

I was actually thinking "CHAINSAW him in the face"!

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PSI Name: Shield-Off
Type: Shield/Empty
Known Levels: α
Levels not known: π
Description: The user focuses their PSI to clear any shield buffs on the target! π level targets all enemies.

Legacy Aeon fires his Plasma Rifle at Air Man NC, whilst Alternate Aeon attacks with a PK Hax Σ!

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  meh
  friggen chowherd

Moronicule floats off.

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Terminology: Sol Needles
Description: The Sol Needles are plot devices which totally aren't the Sol Emeralds nor are they the Seven Needles from Mother 3, so shut up. There are 7 of them, and after one has pulled at least 4 needles, they will have a wish granted. The catch, however, is that they can only be pulled by someone who has PK Hax learned, and that's an EXTREMELY rare PSI ability. Currently, Alternate Aeon has three Sol Needles, while the other 3 are with someone else who I already claimed, and the final Sol Needle's location is unknown, even to myself.

However, Hydro Crash involves creating a waterfall; I.E, it comes in from ABOVE. Therefore, the only way Air Man NC could have blocked the attack is if he was facing upward. This leaves his back exposed to all three angles, which Team Aeon then takes advantage of! Alternate Aeon uses PK Dark α, Collateral Aeon summons a couple Beaks to fire at Air Man NC, and Legacy Aeon fires a Stun Bomb!

Sorry, but that ain't how this negotiation's gonna work.

(You REALLY should start communicating the results of attacks made by OTHER PEOPLE, you know.)

If you're just going to ignore Jumbig the Death Machine like that, then Collateral Aeon switches to Water Mode and uses Hydro Crash, forcing Air Man NC down! Also, you didn't specify WHO Air Man NC was throwing the Metal Blades at. Seriously, there's multiple targets.

Suddenly, a Flame Sword hits Nightmare Curtiss from behind, as Shired follows up with a Slash Claw! Phantasm then shoots a Break Laser at Nightmare Curtiss!

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Cardboard Phantasm suddenly shoots a Bubble Spray at Nightmare Iris!

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However, Team Aeon takes only a medium amount of damage from the attack, and Jumbig the Death Machine tanks it like a champ! Jumbig the Death Machine keeps trying to stomp Air Man NC flat, whilst Alternate Aeon casts Lifeup π, healing Team Aeon a bit!

Phantasm then suddenly equips a Water Core, while Shired uses a Flame Sword!

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Cardboard Phantasm uses Core Shield, creating a barrier around himself that resists the Nightmare Rain, and shields himself from any Space-type attacks launched at him!

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...Only for Jumbig the Death Machine to spawn RIGHT on top of Air Man NC when the latter tries to escape, causing the latter to get stomped!

You're*.
Just doing my job as Grammar Police.

Jumbig the Death Machine keeps jumping to flatten Air Man NC even further! Also, before you say anything about that wind katana, Jumbig the Death Machine has a resistance to Wind.

@Rhythm : F YES. HELL YES. HELL FING YES.
(EDIT:) RIP Freeze Type Mercury. You will always be in our hearts.
...Seriously though, Water and Impact have become overused stardroid types now. Can we vote to change Mercury back, and if not, can we PLEASE make Saturn a Shadow/Time type? There's no reason he should be able to use stuff like Knight Crush or Pile Driver, when he can CLEARLY stop time in V.

  JESUS CHRIST! HE JUST... Kicked that guy away really far. Huh, that's not all that intimidating.

Phantasm equips a Flame Core, while Shired charges his Cutter Buster!

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  JESUS CHRIST! HE JUST... Kicked that guy away really far. Huh, that's not all that intimidating.

Cardboard Phantasm turns to Zero.

  ...What, not gonna make the first move? Fine then, watch and learn.

Cardboard Phantasm charges at Nightmare Iris with Atomic Crasher!

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Legacy Aeon keeps the pressure up with his Plasma Rifle, whilst Alternate Aeon uses PK Dark α again, and Collateral Aeon throws a Flame Core! It then becomes clear to Air Man NC that right when Alternate Aeon realized who he was dealing with, Team Aeon had gotten into a Delta formation surrounding Air Man NC, so that if Air Man NC turns to block one person's attack, he leaves two angles unguarded!

Legacy Aeon uses his Flame Belch, and backs the hell up! Meanwhile, Alternate Aeon casts PK Dark on Air Man NC from behind! Collaretal Aeon throws a Laser Core from behind, as well!

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Move Name: PK Dark
Type: Shadow/Empty
Known Levels: α (about the same strength as PK Starstorm γ)
Levels not known: β, γ, Ω
Description: The user channels their PSI to shoot antimatter at a single target, dealing massive damage and ignoring all resistances, immunities, affinites, and shields! This ability is indeed powerful, bust costs quite a bit of PP from the user.

Phantasm tries a Thunder Beam, while Shired throws a Rolling Cutter!

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  ...Oof. Look, try not let this battle shake your resolve, okay?
  Say, if we ever find a Nightmare version of Sigma, do you think he'd be harmed by the actual Sigma Virus?

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Don't try to deny it, Sephiroth Fanboy. You wouldn't be using the guy's moves if you weren't a fan- sorry for the pun- of him, or if you weren't the actual Sephiroth him... Self.
...WELP. time to break out the big stuff.

Legacy Aeon keeps shooting, while Collateral Aeon summons a bunch of Lady Bladers! Alternate Aeon keeps guarding.

The Tackle Fires are oneshotted, but then Air Man NC feels the sting of a lot of bullets hitting his backside!

(Wait a second; I've got it! Every FF7 fanboy's kryptonite...! This'll work for SURE!

Alternate Aeon suddenly points at Air Man NC!

Kefka Pelazzo is a way cooler villain than Sephiroth!

However, since you didn't specify it could use Wind attacks, they still remain undamaged. Also, you're ignoring a turn again.

However, as Tackle Fires (not Tackles) are immune to Cutter, they AREN'T sliced AT ALL! Legacy Aeon fires his Chaingun at the front while the Tackle Fires go for the back!

(Alright, but Janemba ain't allowed to mess with MY plots as long as they don't directly involve him. Deal? Also, pretty sure you said you'd get to Moronicule.)

However, none of the Aeons are blown away, and neither are the mechas! Also, I have a feeling someone might be ignoring attacks again!

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Phantasm uses Astro Crush to try and finish off Nightmare Curtiss, while Shired fires his Needle Cannon!

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Oh sure, because Cardboard Phantasm TOTALLY has the ability to pull Colonel's saber out of nowhere. Speaking of which, Cardboard Phantasm fires an Ice Slasher.

  Allow me to let you in on a little secret, willy. I'm a REAPER. This guy, as far as I know, is just some character who takes after Duracell in more ways than one.
  Plus, you ever heard of Godmodding? Yeah, I'm the OG Mega Man RPG Prototype godmodder. I'll be pretty fine against him. If he tries to warp reality, I can easily warp it right back. If he tries to outstat me, I'll just outstat HIM harder.

A Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Black aura surges forth, one that's MUCH stronger than that of four Duracells combined!

  Don't even TRY to rewind me, either, Willy. I'll just do the exact same thing again.

Rhys flies off in Janemba's direction at Ludicrous Speed!

Phantasm and Shired use the opportunity to preform an All-Out Attack on Inary MP!

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Cardboard Phantasm follows up with an Ice Breath!

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i dun tinker sew boi

Moronicule suddenly uses Mindfuck on Marshadow!
...This probably won't end well for Marshadow.

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Suddenly, a Megiddo Flame hits Janemba from even further above! Er, hold on, lemme just get my Obi-wan on- *AHEM*

  Hello there.
  ...Wait a second, you're not Duracell! You're just some lame- imposter! Yeah, even lamer than Duracell himself, who was so lame he had to resort to Duracelling in order to win! IMAGINE THAT!
  Whatever, point is, you're about to go to hell.

Rhys follows up with a Debilitate!

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Move Name: Mindfuck
Type: Space
Description: In a nutshell, it creates extremely powerful and possibly instanity-causing hallucinations in the target, dealing crippling Space-type damage (since it's the closest thing to Psychic in this format) in the process, and has been shown to work Moronicule's own Reaper, of all things. Yeah, you better run, hombre. Seriously, it caused me to think my fingers were turning into waffle goblins, and that I was driving a cheetah through a pool of candy corn.