Suddenly, an unknown, blocky entity appears on the bridge! (Don't ruin the suspense as to who this is, Hightower, or I will shoot you and you will die)



The entity, without looking down, walks to the side, and adds blocks of dirt to the bridge JUST by walking on where they would be!

A decoy, you say? I think I can handle that.

Parallel Fuse Man activates his Speed Gear, flies up to the airship, and fires a Scramble Thunder at the Spearhead!

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Shired takes the Hyper Bombs and Rain Flush like a champ, and counterracts this with a Star Crash! Updog takes some damage from the Rain Flush, but uses a Tengu Hold to try to blow Coda Yodh upward into a different part of the ceiling!

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Rotom realizes what Beta Shadow's trying to do, and guards against the first Noise Crush, and continues guarding for the next attack!

Parallel Fuse Man flies back down.

Okay, so they've got at least 40 robots on board, possibly even more. They're also probably rather strong. Also, when some big, one-eyed jewel made his eye flash red, those robots' eyes flashed red as well. Any context I'm missing?

Alright, sounds good. I'm going to try to scout the defenses of that airship if possible. As for Block Man, he said he was "making a few calls". Sounds like he's just trying to get some high-quality stone to me.

Parallel Fuse Man tries to fly after the airship without being spotted.

Parallel Fuse Man seems to be following close behind Wanda.

You seem rather dead-set on beating that guy. Not to imply that that's a bad idea, in fact I was able to resist and dodge most of his attacks, but I nearly overheated in the process.
If you're so determined to beat him, at LEAST let everyone else come along. Let's face it, you NEED the advantage when it comes to numbers.

The aforementioned Jewel Satellite guards Shired from the Thunder Strike, whilst Updog dodges! Updog then uses Attack Boost on Shired, raising the latter's Attack by 4 stages due to the effect of What's Up, Dawg?! Shired follows up by throwing a Ring Boomerang!

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Dunno how the Rotom/Beta Shadow fight's going along, so let's say they're at... eh, Turn 23.

Rotom suddenly throws an Electro Ball at Beta Shadow!

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Move Name: Electro Ball
Type: Electric
Description: The user hurls an electric orb at the target, dealing damage! The more the user's Speed stat is raised, the stronger this move becomes.

Now I COULD have just went and done Ali Tachyos first, but I couldn't resist coming up with dialogue for this guy.

Basic Info

Name: Ali Telum
Fighting Style: Power
Classification: Missile-Type Absolute Moron Member of Singularity (WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE LORD OF GUNS! ~Telum)

Punches
Normal Punch: Pistol
Heavy Punch: Shotgun
Low Punch: Sniper Rifle
Midair Punch: Downward Uzis

Kicks
Normal Kick: A generic kick attack
Heavy Kick: Mighty Boot Activated
Low Kick: Dive Twisting Sweep Kick
Midair Kick:

Special
Normal Special: Rocket Launcher
Heavy Special: Grenade Launcher
Low Special: Minigun

Power Gauge
Hyper Attack: Dancin' Shotguns (About 10 shotguns appear, two at a time, and fire at where the enemy was when the shotguns spawned.)
Ultra Attack: Use More Gun (Ali Telum calls in the GLSF More Gun for an airstrike.)
Omega Attack: The Singularity-Style Russian Overkill (Ali Telum charges power for about 7.5 sedconds, leaving him open to attack. If this goes uninterrupted, Ali Telum will suddenly jump into the air and pull out a MOUNTAIN of hilariously overpowered guns, all pointed at the opponent (though really, the only thing they AREN'T aiming at is Telum himself), and fires them all at the same time, dealing a crapton of damage!)

Taunts
Taunt Animation: Ali Telum makes finger-guns at the enemy.
Taunt Quote 1: *tyler1 whenever he has a machinegun*
Taunt Quote 2: Aaayyy!
Taunt Quote 3: *shotgun pumping noises*

Intro Quotes
Intro Quote 1: You ain't got the guns for THIS!
Intro Quote 2: Moskau, Moskau, Billy Mays the handyman, post the list of thriller sand, ohohohoho, HEY!
Intro Quote 3: All y'all're 'boutta get outgunned HARD tonight!

Victory Quotes
Victory Quote 1: HEY! I ain't done shooting you yet! You'd better unexplode rrrrrRRIGHT NOW!
Victory Quote 2: Moskau, Moskau, diamond stealing is so gross, not a little trifle hose, ahahahaha, HEY!
Victory Quote 3: Go eat your meat, maybe then you'll be able to match THESE GUNS! Seriously, I commited atrocious war crimes with these things.

Additional Quotes Here

Intro/Victory Animations
Intro Animation 1: An explosion is heard from far-off, and Telum soon lands on the battlefield with a rocket launcher equipped, and slightly torched boot parts. This only happens if there's no ceiling present.
Intro Animation 2: Ali Telum jumps down from the GLSF More Gun. Also only happens if there's no ceiling present.
Intro Animation 3: Ali Telum shoots a hole in the wall... only to enter through the door. Can also happen the other way around, with Telum blowing the door away, only to enter through a hole in the wall.
Victory Animation 1: Ali Telum celebrates by shooting two pistols into the air over and over.
Victory Animation 2: Ali Telum twirls his gun on his finger.
Victory Animation 3: Ali Telum exits through the same door/hole in the wall he did or didn't come in from, if Intro Animation 3 played.

Miscellaneous
Bio: Ali Telum is a member of an evil group of void-dwellers called Singularity who aim to bring more and more of reality into The Void. Telum himself is, quite frankly, a gun-obsessed dumb. However, he's got a TON these guns, many of which are ridiculously overpowered. He also happens to be the owner of the GLSF More Gun, a Russia-sized spaceship with a TON of guns. Telum entered the tournament along with his fellow Singularity members so they could snag the Ultra Gems to aid in their conquest of the multiverse. Telum himself however just wants to shoot stuff.

Ending:
Oh wow! These gems are totally useless!
I'm gonna head back to base and play some more Russian Overkill. 'Sides, SOMEONE'S gotta hold down the fort while everyone else is doing more stuff!
[ I wonder if my shipment of giant neon signs that say "SINGULARITY'S FORTRESS IS RIGHT HERE, DUMB" on them arrived yet?]{missile}

Suddenly, Coda Yodh is yeeted into the ceiling by an invisible force!

Not much, dawg! What's up with you? |  Turns out YOU'RE what's up, dawg! *
  

Coda Yodh then realizes what the hell he's looking at when he comes back down from the ceiling; a Tango-sized canine support unit with the power to send things upward. This is the best idea I've ever had. Too bad I'm too lazy to make a mugshot for him.

Anyway, Shired suddenly opens fire on Coda Yodh with his Needle Cannon!

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Skill Name: What's Up, Dawg?
Known Users: Updog
Description: Increases the effectiveness of stat boosts granted by the user's movies to twice their usual power.

*I thought I'd introduce a formatting gimmick I came up with. Whenever there's a " | " between two sentences on the same line being spoken by two different characters, that means both sentences are being spoken at the same time.

Shired takes a couple punches, but after the first two, puts up a Jewel Satellite, allowing him to guard against the electro-punches more easily! He then retaliates with a Shadow Blade!

You'll all be in REAL deep s when I break out the updog!

Not gonna pony up on that info, eh? That's okay, I've been looking for an excuse to use THIS trick, anyway!

Shired dons a Junk Shield and dashes at Coda Yodh with Tengu Blade!

  Crap, I take a break for like a few days, and already there's at least two more pages than last time. Also, since there's apparently a AOC'd version of Pi Android, I can only assume that someone brought them in from the future.
  Well, I guess I gotta get back to work, part of which involves sending someone in there to take care of things.

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Team Aeon's got Air Man NC down to about 25% health!

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Er, what's the progress of the Nightmare Iris fight again? Ah, whatever.

Shired suddenly gets a call on his ...Phone. Yeah, i can't think of any ridiculous devices to substitute for a phone right now.

Yello, it's Shired.
  Hey man, it's Rhys. See, there's a bunch of Anti-Omni-Corrupted individuals over at Cranky's hut, plus some Coda Corrupted ones as well. I'm busy sitting around doing nothing, so I can't come over there myself. Plus, I don't wanna have to break out our secret weapon unless we absolutely HAVE to.
Okay, I'll tell Updog to meet me there as well.

Shired teleports away.

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Suddenly, Shired arrives on the scene, and fires a Yamato Spear at Devil K. Rool!

Y'all have 5 seconds to tell me what you're doing here before I Metal Spike EVERYONE in the room.

You know what, for now, let's just skip the Folded Soldiers until we get to the boss for now.

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Okay, but that would only put Air Man NC at a SIMILAR speed to Legacy Aeon. It doesn't make the former FASTER than the latter. Look, I REALLY don't want any power struggles, okay?

  ...Huh. Wonder what's gotten into HER.
  Anyway, it's time for me to find some way to get rid of Coda Corruption. Or at least, a way to guard against it. What I DO know is that I'm gonna need a REALLY strong Poltergust.

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Some are finished off by the Flash Grenades, while most just shoot the crap out of Clash Man NC!

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Okay, how exactly is Air Man NC dodging a Catnip-doped Legacy Aeon, again?

  And there we are! Ascetics complete! I've also upscaled this from about the size of a city in Michigan to about the size of Greenland. No, I don't mean that giant hunk of ice where Santa Claus supposedly lives, I'm talking about the place that SHOULD be called Greenland but for some dumb reason they called it Iceland instead.
  Now, gentlemen, and ladies, look, AND BEHOLD!

♪ Mega Man X ~ Stage Selected ♫







  By the way, I'm calling it the   Anti-Devil Hallow  now. It's a much simpler name, if I say so myself.
  

  This baby might not have legs, but that's to reduce drag, as it can straight-up levitate. Those arms float as well, and it's been equipped with TONS of   Anti-Devil Hallow  based attacks. For example, it might not look like it, but it's got TONS of guns, as well as the classic Immunity Piercer. It can also use any moves or skills the pilot knows, but on a much grander scale. As for defenses, it has four MicroCorp HXS Class Z force-field generators, which are essentially like the Class C but with defensive power cranked up to a billion, plus an advanced version of Eternatum, the stuff Phantasm's mask is made of. In Phantasm's case, it didn't provide much in defensive power due to it mostly protecting the inner mask- wow, I can't believe I just said "inner mask". Anyway, Eternatum is a material I spawned into existence somehow that takes Ceratanium and whatever the hell most X series reploids are made out of (which I'm gonna call Lightonium so it's not as much of a mouthful) and makes that crap look so fragile that even glass would probably survive a direct impact with it at FTL. Now as for power output, the   Hallowitzer   has like 92 hundred Gravitron Pulse-Wave generators crammed into a little pocket dimension in its core, same with the MicroCorp XCS Class Zs. The cockpit is also lowered into a separate area of the pocket dimension as to minimize damage to the pilot, and with that double-triple-quadruple-ftuple-layered Eternatum armor, and while the size might not be a clear indicator, it can zip around at incredibly fast speeds, even by Greenland-sized robot standards. Oh yeah, and did I mention it's immune to pretty much all forms of Anti-Omni Corruption? Yeah, you don't want to end up on the receiving end of THIS thing. I've also thrown some of my own moves in there for good measure.
  TL:DR, the  Anti-Devil Hallowitzer  will fuck you up, ESPECIALLY if you underestimate it. Now, then, I just spent an entire post hyping up this bad boy, time to finish off the REST of it.

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More Chainsawing, more PK Dark.

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Suddenly, a CRAPTON of Folded Mets and Folded Sniper Joes comes charging at Clash Man NC's stand!

  Nice, always wanted to design something that looked "Non-euclidean" in terms of color.   I can only IMAGINE the look on you-know-whose face when I pull this bad boy out.  Now for the arms... I've never been good at drawing those...

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  What, so you thought he was still evil when you LITERALLY beat the Sigma Virus out of him that one time, or is that a DIFFERENT X?

Cardboard Phantasm suddenly lunges at Nightmare Iris, firing a Crystal Eye!

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The Folded Mets are obliterated by the Flash Bombs, and explode into confetti! Though, it seems like more Folded Soldiers could be on the way...

Rhys just got done with the crown, now he's trying to create a spherical body of sorts.



  Okay, I've got Cyan/Magenta as the gradient right now, but I'm prolly gonna need some artistic input here. Should I go with Yellow/Cyan, Magenta/Cyan, Cyan/Yellow, or some other kind of ocmination? By the way, the first color is the center, and the second is the outer sphere.

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Phantasm equips a Crystal Core, as Shired is weak against Crystal!

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Cardboard Phantasm is getting sick of Nightmare Iris' stacking auras, and fires off a Gemini Laser in an effort to hit the Shired Hologram and Nightmare Iris at the same time!

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The Folded Mets continue shooting at Remy!

(I'll accept that the Crash Bombs did supereffective damage if you accept the fact that the lighter was only resisted. Deal?)

  Glad you kept what I'd think would be cool in mind when you designed it. Also, no offense, but Monaco? That's like, the size of a hill.

Rhys pulls out a laptop which may or may not be a gateway to The Hallowed Desktop and opens up a program called Paint.net. He then uses it to alter reality by altering the shape of the robot. First, he works on creating Empress of Light-style wings. He also seems to be going for a "CYMK" type of theme. Then, he starts working on a crown of some kind.

  (Should probably also try to find some sort of counter for Coda Corruption, now that I think about it. Maybe something to suck the CC out of a host?)

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(NOTE: Shield Nodes are basically units of a shield. For example, one leaf of a Leaf Shield is a shield node. Same with one star of a Star Crash.)

Cardboard Phantasm follows up with a Wave Burner!

  Yeah, but he ain't evil. I mean any nightmare versions of him probably are, but not the one hanging out with Dyna Man and the others.

However, this is no ORDINARY paper, but absurdly powerful paper! Therefore, not only are the shots just as powerful if not much stronger than the real thing, but the lighter does barely anything! Each Folded Met continues firing! Seriously, I REALLY don't want this to become a power struggle.

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First of all, it's called a PSI DARK. Not just a PSI. Second, I HIGHLY doubt the chainsaw's gonna be very dodgeable now that Legacy Aeon consumed a Tin of Catnip again, plus that Speed Break Collateral Aeon just used!!

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...Only for Nightmare Iris to land directly on top of a Star Crash shield node, and then have the entire Star Crash thrown at her!

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  ...You won't get away with this for long.
  Soon, the disappearance of Legendary Pokemon by your... lack of hands will become more and more evident, and we will be more prepared for your attacks.
  lanorrie sad dat too an naobuddy eaven sow me come in thussie farre
  elso das rood i onle beet dem up to neer deth i dun dew vanishin axe
  now jus so u won b abel 2 teal emmywon ids tom 2 brek ur min liek dat 1 fnaf 4 song

Moronicule used Mindfuck on Cresselia!

  ...
  ...Weird. You'd think that a move with that name would cause you to lose all sanity, but it seems to only deal a large amount of dama-

Cresselia is then hit from behind by a Timer Ball, catching it!

  weight wutt

A youkai in a black and white dress and a nightcap walks over to the Timer Ball and picks it up.

  There. Now those overly-loud punks cannot have it.
  hoodoo u tink u artoo mesa wit ma hust boi
  First of all, I'm a WOMAN, thank you very much. Second, my name is Doremy Sweet, Ruler of Dreams.
  

  cal ursealf wateva u wan boi
  nao tel me wat u wan 2 intarupp ma hoist four
  If I had told you, you'd most likely write it off as a joke of some kind, even though it seems plainly obvious to me. To make a long story short, however, I won't let this Pokemon fall into the wrong hands so easily.
  dose bein hooh
  Now, now. I most recently said you would not understand.
  wat maeks u tink det
  To be frank, you aren't the brightest life form. After all, you recently used an attack that your target resists in an effort to finish them off.

...Huh, so Mindfuck causes no insanity if it strikes a resistance? Might want to take note of this for later.

  Also, there's the way, you talk, no offe-
  U MAKIN FUNNA DAWAE I TOLK GURLEH
  (Oh, so NOW you decide to quit calling me a "boi".) Whatever, just know that I recently did you a favor by catching this Cresselia before THEY could.

Doremy then leaves. Moronicule updates their hitlist.



  rite den
  toim tew nuke at lest 3 duuds wit on stun

However, as it soon turns out, those Folded Mets manage to survive, as they're made of metal AND paper! Then they fire Met Shots at Remy!

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Cardboard Phantasm is revealed to be Immune to Laser, and charges at Nightmare Iris with a Flame Sword!

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Alternate Aeon goes for another PK Dark, whilst Legacy Aeon is still trying to Chainsaw Air Man NC!

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  Okay, it's been a decent amount of time. Let's see if Rika's made progress with that giant robot.