Snowdin Inn
Ohhhh shit... that does not look good.
Pavelsuia
OVER-0 just readies his buster when necessary...

(OOC: OH GOD THAT HAIR)
The two keep on screaming, only for the shout of a man to come out...
???: Okay, both of you, QUIET DOWN! What the hells going on!?
Okay.
???: Yeah, yeah I guess I can shut up for a bit. :l
???: Okay, that was fast, but now I still need an explanation on how and why a tiny cat creature you brought us to some... place for the lack of better words.
OKAY! Now, uh... I... sorta want a harem filled with protagonists so~...
???: ROBERT'S MY MAN YOU LITTLE FREAK! BECAUSE I MANAGED TO COPY EVERY SINGLE MANUVER FROM THE NAVY SEALS IN A SINGLE WEEK! YOUR GONNA BE FUCKING DEAD BITCH. YOUR GONNA EAT MY DUST LIKE IT WAS A FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG FROM 12 YEARS AGO YOU LITTLE SHIT. I MANAGED TO PULL SHIT GUYS FROM THE ARMY IN AL QUAEDA COULD DO 24/7. I'M WANTED IN ALMOST EVERY COUNTRY FOR WHAT I DO. I CAN THROW GOD INTO OBLIVION LIKE HE WAS A STUPID PAPER TIGER-
Orochi Temple - Chris' mind
Orochi: Why do I feel like I'm being insulted somewhere far from my reach?
Neco's place
???: ALONG WITH SINGLEHANDEDLY TEARING DOWN AN ENTIRE DOJO OR TWELVE AROUND THE WORLD LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING BUT BUILDING BLOCKS. I. WILL. FUCKING. BREAK. YOUR SPINE. INTO MICRO-BITS.
...Base-
???: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 hours of screaming later
???: WHAT THE EVER LOVING (WHOEVER MADE OROCHI HAPPEN) ARE YOU!?
I ONLY WANTED THE GUY WHO THE FRICKLE FRACK ARE YOU, NYA?!
Both start screaming... again... christ this'll be awhile...

The one carrying the man then tries to throw said man, only to notice that they're not at the place anymore, rather some... void. (Unrelated to the roleplay)
???: Eh? What is this? ':I
???: Nya.
The young one carrying the man (still?) looks down to see...
What up?
???: *scream of displeasure*
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

The man gets smacked right on the head! Causing him to fall down...
???: Dios mios...
The one responsible then lifts the man like he was a mere pillow...
???: *mischievously hungry giggle*

DK Island - Fungi Forest
DK's voice: -ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Donkey Kong straight up starts eating one of the mushrooms behind Diddy and Chunky!
???
Meanwhile, at someplace that long forgotten by RedBomber at this point...
Out at the front doors, a in blue stands outside waiting for someone to exit the door.
???: (What's taking the guy so long? I could've sworn that he would've stormed out of there as I honked that horn to pick 'em up for some take out, but no response! It's like he's fighting someone so bad, that they somehow have way more staying power than what I'm churning up at this point!)
The man then starts hearing footsteps coming from his right...
???: Huh? Who...?

(OOC: No.)
The inventory - Where Schest is
The sound of cracking knuckles is heard before Schest gets kicked in the private area from beinhd! (Somehow!)
???: Yo, what's the effin' deal with interupting my nap after a long day, eh? Think your napoleon dynamite or something?

(OOC: I know, right?)

Team Rocket hideout entrance
A certain someone does some sort of knock to try and gain access inside...
Yo, Giovanni, I got the goods.

(OOC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

(OOC: Oh boy...)

(OOC: Jesus...)
Jelly Jiggler's home...
Jelly just looks up on a phone for a therapist to try and get himself, for the lack of better words, cured, or at least treated for the post traumatic Don Patch disorder.
(There's gotta be someone that can help... right?)

Name: Popeye The Sailor Man
Fighting Style: Power

Punches
Normal Punch: Right hook!
Heavy Punch: Left hook-a!
Low Punch: Uppercut
Midair Punch: A good slappin!

Kicks
Normal Kick: Look below ya!
Heavy Kick: Kick-a-can!
Low Kick: Slide on the ground why don't'cha?
Midair Kick: Get ready for a good stompin ya big balooka!

Special
Normal Special: One Tister Punch comein' up! (Winds up his arm, and jabs it forward, hitting the foe at least 16 times max)
Heavy Special: Come at me ya big galoot! (Counterattack al la fire emblem)
Low Special: When I eat me spinach it's you that I'll finish! (Eats spinach, foe gets blow to the gut, stunning for a solid second)

Power Gauge
Hyper Attack: Eatin me Spinach! (Think of it like a perma-transformation during the fight, but it's the only way to access to the ultra and omega attacks)
Ultra Attack: I can't stand's, what I can't stands no more! (A fierce flurry of jabs that's capable of knocking someone into either of the far ends of each stage.)
Omega Attack: April fool outta this'ne! (Popeye straight up blows into his hand, and makes it blow up!)
Transformation Omega Attack: Ya asked for it, you big galoot! (The hyper is the transformation but... what the hey why not make an insta-kill in it's place??)

Taunts
Taunt Animation: Makes a horn sound with his pipe
Taunt Quote 1: *Steamboat horn*
Taunt Quote 2: *Diesel horn*
Taunt Quote 3: *Factory horn*

Intro Quotes
Intro Quote 1: Ag-ge-gegege!
Intro Quote 2: Man, or machine, all's the same to me!
Intro Quote 3: Come at me with yer bestest shot!
Special Intro Quote 1: So your that red galoot that threw away me spinach! (To MKII)
Special Intro Quote 2: So what makes you's so mega? (To Mega Boy if he's there, and Mega Man.)
Soecial Intro Quote 3: Bluto! Whadda ya want this time? (To Bluto/Brutus)
Special Intro Quote 4: If your a scale, then where's tha scales? (To Scale)
Special Intro Quote 5: You's think your so strong, eh?(To Prominence Flare)
Special Intro Quote 6: So what's your deal? Upset that ya don't have a sax? (To any variation of Jazz)
Special Intro Quote 7: So you's think that a good defense is great offense, eh? (To Shired)
Special Intro Quote 8: Cres-eh-ne-ne? Bre-who-be-be? Ah, furget it! (To Crescendo)
Special Intro Quote ⑨: What's a sweet lil' goil doin 'ere?! (To Cirno)

Special Team Intro Quote 1: C'mon, Bluto, let's make'em a sausage like I did's to you! (With Bluto)
Special Team Intro Quote 2: Overkill my eye! You's sort of my type a guy! (With Ali Telum)

Victory Quotes
Victory Quote 1: How'd ya like to be a part'a my crew, eh?
Victory Quote 2: Looks like ya got more than shambled! Ya got's scrambled!
Victory Quote 3:

Special Team Victory Quote 1: Not bad for a gun nut! Not bad at all... (With Ali Telum)

Intro/Victory Animations
Intro Animation 1: Popeye hops from his boat onto the stage.
Intro Animation 2: He cracks his knuckles and flexes his muscles, revealing short little stumps.
Intro Animation 3: A spinach can appears, and Popeye pops out of it!
Victory Animation 1: He pops open a can of spinach and grows his arms!
Victory Animation 2: Popeye whistles his pipe, with one of the taunt sounds he has. (Technically making it 5)
Victory Animation 3: The guy dances with his lover, Olive Oile...

Meanwhile at somewhere completely unrelated...
???: *SNORE* N-no Don... I don't want a churro stuffed up my... *bass boosted snoring heard throughout all of existence*
The person then starts rustling on his bed... then waking up!
DON PATCH NO! ...
I really need a therapist...

Well then, Gonbei it is. Also, if you touch my stuff without permissio-
The X on Trio's mouth then turns sideways, and his eyes go pure gold-ish yellow, making his face sort of skull-ish...
I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH A WICKED GLEE WITH MY HAND-
Trio's face then starts to turn back to normal!
...What the hell did I just say?

(OOC: wait what does dark shroud mean?)
Moriya Shrine
Green Man's voice starts to ring out from the shrine...
Oi, bint. Didn't you read the sign? It said, "sod off", right? So take you stupid snakes, frogs, or whatever you have, or you'll have to first deal with my partner...
*sigh* Of course he vouldn't listen to reason other than his own...]{swift}

(OOC: Lol hope)

(OOC: Meme maniac)