(bruh it was a joke)
Anyways gotta wait fir django's action before passin' the turn, unless he takes more than 24 hours.

Vivace puts up an Speedy Phase-Out...
BBA Mega uses Memetic Accelerator once, then uses Social Credit, cleaning the Remote Mine while buffing ATTACK once, defense twice, and speed once!
BBA Mega Man: About you not finding me in The Memelord research,
1- I'm the DEAD meme lord.
2- Note the LORD in the end. Lord is certainly in a smaller level than the meme god. I am only but ONE of the dead meme lords out there. In this case:
I'm the dead meme lord in Megaman universe.
The one in Mario universe is Flying mario head.
The one in Sonic universe is sanic.
That means, I have SOME of the memegod's weapons(example:yeet, social credit,communist...) but all of the other weapons I posess are either made by me or from the megaman meme universe. Speaking of it...
Megaman BBA summons a Cut Man with his other AP.
Minerva uses an automated buster shot for 4 damage!( i forgot burning effect so ill calculate this later)
Burning Pirate tries to detonate Remote Mine, but BBA Mega cleaned it with Social Credit!
Vai Man uses a Ran Flush, dealing 9 damage to BBA Mega and 83 to both Communists and Cut man!
Cut Man uses Cut Man When He, striking Fear into Remembrance Sarge, Vat Man, Minerva and Vivace! The attack misses Vivace, but it doesn't add any extra Adrenaline to her because it wouldn't deal damage anyway.
Morph Man gets replaced by Swarm Man.
Communists 1 and 2 steal a total of 166 HP from Vivace to heal it for themselves.
Communists:It's not like Capitalism is any better!
Magolor uses Super Beam, which hits BBA Mega Man for 8 total damage!
Mini-Burning Pirate uses Rumbling Bang, hitting BBA Mega for 10 damage and both Communists for 130!
Remembrance Sarge takes dsmage from the Yeet! Because of his horrible defense, he takes 2428 damage and is instantly disabled!
Neo Ton uses Firescales, dealing 13 damage. No ablaze effect though...
Ninja Pirate uses an automated Ninja Katana for 9 damage and lowering BBA speed by 1 stage!
Done.

(Okie dokie, pretend Django is level 3 and gice him 50 more stat points or a skill lol)
As Alicia and Neo Ton are sleeping, amogus uses his power to warp Django into the city!(dont ask me why i chose amogus )
Rogue's Journey
Jasper uses a Wind Overdrive and starts furiously slashing away Ragnarok with Rogue's Katana, while the others carry the disabled warriors. Ragnarok also attacks Jasper, causing him to take 25 HP damage. Jasper uses his veyr very last bit of WE to use a Hurricane, launching Ragnarok far away and damaging it enough for it to teleport away... rogue used all of his energy in that transformation, he can barely take a step forward...he instantly faints and un-transforms.

He helplessly flies away until he is trapped in a corner, surronded by ships and mechas.
He uses his last bits of WE on a Tornado, hoping to keep away some enemies...
As he's prepared to take his last breath, Commander and some more elite soldiers came back!
Commander:All-out attack!!! This is our only chance to save the last member of our team!
Jasper is happy to see someone cares about him. Maybe he finally found the cause he wants to fight for?
However, before he can think of said stuff, the Elemental Guardians all fuse!?
Ragnarok
Fusion of all 4 main single-elemental chosen ones
With his immense power, Ragnarok disables 3 of the 7 warriors(one of them being Commander) and leaves the rest very wounded except Jasper...
Iamthedestroyer!!!

Jasper flies through the desert, constantly being attacked by jets and motorbikes. He slashes a jetplane's wings, making it fall into the motorbikes and destroying all but one rider!
The Elemental Warriors all catch up to Harpuia MKII, tryna slash him down with their respective swords. They miss horribly, except Elec, who hits a Swift Shot for 5 damage.
Though Japer does his best, everytime he destroys an enemy unit, a load of more units come to backup... he starts to run out of options.

(I put that thinking someone had less than 100 HP, but turns out no one's gonna spend just 5 dang points in HP)
In other words...
Everyone but Mini-Burning Pirate and Sarge is now cringing.

If the B.Dee plot is open, a shadowy character watches in the distance:
???:(What's the OMNI-KING doing in the middle of this confusion!?)

Vivace uses Energy Ripper, dealing 138 damage to Communist. It also gives her 5% adrenaline.

Communist:Did you just say MY? YOU ARE A CAPITALIST!!!! ATTACK!!!!

BBA Mega Man uses Memetic Accelerator System twice, then uses Stupid Joke twice.

What's an princess that's vegetarian in Star Wars? Leia Organic.
How do you get to a different floor in the Death Star? With an Ele-vader.

Everyone but Mini-Burning Pirate and Remembrance Sarge was inflicted with Dying of Cringe!(halves defense and take 0-100 flat damage every turn determined by a dice roll) Everyone also takes 100 flat damage. He then summons another Communist.
Minerva uses Hauteclere(automated), hitting once for 120 damage and recovering 10 HP!
Burning Pirate(once again automated) uses another 9 Mine Racker, dealing 63 damage. The Remote Mine is still building up power...

Morph Man uses Sonic Slicer, hitting for 8 damage BBA. Zenny Scatter from Burning Pirate hits 7 hits for 10 damage.

Neo Ton uses Anger Fire Nado, hitting BBA Mega and Communist thrice for 19 and 100 damage, respectively.

Disarge places an Harmonica Marker in BBA Mega, while Ninja Pirate uses Ninja Stars to buff its defense to 4 stages while stealing Communist's defense debuffs(along with BBA's)

Magolor uses revolution flame, lowering BBA's defense by 1 stage and dealing 9 damage.

Communist 1 use Your HP? OUR HP! To steal a total of 138 HP from Vivace. The other uses Your stat boosts? OUR STAT BOOSTS! At Ninja Pirate, taking 3 attack, 2 defense and 3 speed buffs from him and giving to himself and the summoner.

Gagaku uses Wily Hijacker, hitting for a WHOPPING 1 damage lol. Experience weakness discovered!
X3-240/1000

As the four people approach, they reveal to be Single-Element Chosen Ones(will explain this later)
FIRE:What!? He survived! BURN!!!
ELEC:Wait up, hothead! Boss said to bring him ALIVE.
LEAF:...
WATER:Well, he said to bring his gem intact. No one said we can't blast him to smithereens!
As the four stand in a batle pose, load of Mecha soldiers of all elements come to backup them...
(The same music as last post but starting from minute 1)
As Jasper looks at all of his enemies, he can't do anything because he's wounded. However, the Wind/Electric gem starts glowing...
Jasper:...!
His element suddenly changes to Wind and Electric, and he floats into the air, transformating into Harpuia MkII!?
He gets a totally different set of stats and skills!
STATS
HP:50
WE:50
ATK:65
DEF:45
SPD:90
Skill:No skill yet
Moves:
Rogue's Katana-0-2 WE
Jasper's trusty katana. Can use 1 WE to add Wind properties, and 2 WE to add both Wind and Electric properties.
Hurricane/Tornado 5 WE
Very powerful Wind/Electric move. Deals damage vertically if Tornado, and horizontally if Hurricane. Can be used to block physical attacks, as the attacker gets blown away before he can even do so.
Fly- 1 WE/turn
Give the user the ability to fly, making it very easy to dodge most attacks. Drains 1 WE per turn while in the air.
Overdrive- 1-3 WE/turn
Adds extra power to all attacks, boost attack and speed, but drains WE per turn.
Windy Recovery 0/5 WE
Either recover 30% HP or gain a passive WE regen for 7 turns, but has a 50% chance to not work.

Before he has time to try and understand what the freak is happening, Jasper gets shot by the enemies, taking about 30 HP damage.
Knowing it's impossible to win against so many enemies, he uses his speed to keep running from the enemies. However a lot of them are using motorbikes or jetplanes, so those keep trying to shoot him down.
Alicia still doesn't know anything.

(uhh... im on a literal desert, it would take like 20 turns for you to get there, he didnt fall near the city, plus you dont even know rogue is in this situation)
Rogue's Journey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttpNGc3W450- music now
The sands of the desert lighten his fall, but it's still enough to make him almost faint. He is agonizing in pain... however, his Wind Gem starts glowing while a Cyber-elf-looking figure approaches him.
???:Your time is yet to come... Your suffering is my fault... I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you... But I'm here now. Everything will be fine...Jasper...
(Boom his true name is revealed)
The Wind Gem, along with his mother's figure, heals him for half HP somehow.
I have never abandoned you... I know you have a lot of questions, but they shall be answered in the proper time. I have written some things in your notebook for you to decifrate, but I do not have any more time. They are coming... But please...Never forget...
The figure fades before it can finish... so does the sandstorm.

However, four people approach him.

Rogue's Journey
After about an hour of intense battle, the rebels just know they can't win, everyone but Rogue and Commander was evacuated.
As they are about to enter the teleporter, an enemy soldier blows it!
Commander:...There goes our only hope.
They work their way to the escape pod, which is placed in the outside part of the ship. There's a desert below them, and they're very damaged.
Commander: There is only one escape pod... Go... I-I will handle this alone...
Rogue:...No...I...won't leave without...an ally...
Commander:I-it's an order!
Rogue:Exactly...and as a rogue...I do not...follow...orders!!!
Rogue pushes Commander into the escape pod, who tries to resist but is too hurt to do so. Rogue then hands him an Energy Pellet before sendintg him to a new hideout.
In that very second, he is pushed by an enemy and falls from the ship.
Rogue is disabled!
Alicia and Neo ton look in confusion...

Alright. +1 Large Coffee. You share it with Alicia, so both of you can now fish.
You also trade both your fishes for a rod.
Rogue's Journey
Commander:All aboard: we are leaving!
As soon as the ship flies into the air, everyone comes in and gets inside it.
1 hour later, Commander speaks to rogue:
Commander:It would be interesting to know more about you. You seem to be extremely skillf-
Rogue:...!
Rogue quickly pushes Commander to the right to save him from a hard hit from... another ship?
Commander:They're here! Everyone, protect the crew and engage BATTLE MODE!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWSgze_kQuU link to the battle music
As loads of ships come flying and shooting, a flying warrior keeps shooting elemental shots and slowly breaking through the ship's shields.
Commander and Rogue, along with more soldiers/officers, do their best to protect the ship, but are heavily outnumbered.
Alicia and Neo Ton look at the ship being destroyed by various other ships and warriors, though they don't know what exactly's happening, neither that Rogue is in that ship.

Cool. But they only have one rod... so you only get a small 50 g fish. And they are tired. An option:
•Go to CafElement and grab some coffees to stay awake, then go to the Miscellaneous shop to buy another rod for Neo Ton
Hyde stores the coffee for later, and goes to sleep.
Rogue's Journey
The crew finishes organizing supplies.
Commander: Very well, we shall fly soon.
This reveals that the hideout is actually a hidden ship, and the engine starts to heat up for decolation.
However...
???:Sir, I have finished tracking the rebels's base! Attack?
???:Of course: Prepare my troops, I am going to the location immediately.

(I'll assume you keep this fish, you can sell it later anyway)
Hyde proceeds to the CafElement, he gets a small coffee to keep him awake. Alicia and Neo Ton priceed to do whatever they want, either spend the night fishing or rest or go to the city or whatever.
Rogue's Journey(i will put this separatedly)
Seems like it's working. I better send them the report, things are getting bad...
He's walking through the street, no one recognizes him yet... He proceeds to somewhere in the forest, looking at the countless people looking for him...
Rogue: (dang, not even the woods are safe, better get back to the hideout)
He hides behind the bushes, hoping that he wasn't seen. But a Watcher saw him...
Anyways, he gets back to the hideout and tells about his report.
Rogue:...
Without saying a single word, he shows the Mission Log.
Commander:Good job on your mission, "rogue", we shall make preparations to leave. As your first mission reward, have this cape.
Everyone! Prepare the supplies, we shall move somewhere else soon...
Rogue equips the cape, giving him +20 speed. He keeps an eye out for any intruders and helps everyone else gather resources. Little do they know, trouble is on its way...

(The main objective of the game is...well...create an objective based on the backstory of your character. Rogue's purpose is to fully understand who are his parents, how he ended up in the streets, what is his purpose in life etc.etc. I suggest that your purpose is to gather together as many Elemental guardians as you can to reunite your brothers)
You sell the fish for 50 more zenny... and keep fishing... don't find any...try again?
Anyways, Neo Ton is done with his job, he gets 250 zenny and you can act as him now.

I will introduce the mechanic of multiple characters now. Well, you see, I will allow up to 2 characters without having any bad effects. However, for every character you bring to battle or other luck-dependant stuff, your "Luck" drops by 1( more specifically, you get a penalty of 1 in a 20-sided dice) This means you can put as many as you want, but the more you have, the harder it will be to get lucky. So use this with caution.

You find yet another fish, and it's a little bigger this time( 100 grams)
Decide what to do with it.
Hyde goes to a nearby tree, sits there and rests.
He got quite a few XP from the fights though, a few more and he'll be Level 4!

(Well, since Beta Shadow told me stat buffs raise by 1/5 and stat debuffs subtract by 1/6, i agree it's very small compared to the debuffs, i will edit the turns even though turn order didn't make any difference y e t)
(Sorry if i sounded mean, i don't wanna insult anyone, i really forgot to take stat bufds into account, will pay more attention next time)

(Every stat boost boosts stats by 1/5, meaning a fully-buffed stat is double its original, so no, your speed is NOT 371, but in fact, double 106 is 212, so you're still faster, next turn i'll apply that)

You sell it for 25 zenny,fish more?(Neo Ton's job time is almost over)

Also, I'm finally gonna reveal what's going on with rogue.
Well, a lot of things happened, though i'll heavily resume it.
First, he is now level 4 because he took down 2 bosses as targets for money. Then he found a Wind-Elemental gem. Then he found some people with elemental powers running away from other people with elemental powers, and now he's in a mission to see if the nearby town is safe(doesn't look like it)