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My directives are to stay with and secure VIP from hazardous situations. This location, although unknown to my records, seems to be a safehouse.
I'm almost...there? This isn't-
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Hmm...seems like he's in trouble...
Uh...hey, give me one sec.
...I think I saw it too. Unless you also had something to drink.
BURN!
To put it simply, I am Dr. Parable.
All I want is to preform an experiment...and I seem to be correct in my assumptions.
Now, let's see if the second part of my hypothesis proves correct.
...
...Hello. *snort*.
Uh...excuse me one sec.
Why he'd have to make us susceptible to colds?
So...what do I-
Hey, is he oka-
What the...
BURN!
VIP must be secured.
Hello?
Emon! How're you feeling?
Feeling fine. Should be within the week, then I'm out. What's up?
You know that robot we were working on? The frog one.
Torpor?
Yup. Turns out...
It's a success!
But that machine was far from complete. What about the bugs? The visor?
...I...couldn't quite iron all of that out.
You released a non-working robot?
The UKR was fine with it. It did it's job perfectly, just kept it away from bright lights. Thanks to a certain robot, they decided to send the models on a test drive for a few battles they were going to fight.
Wait models? You made multiple?
Well after the prototype was made, I sent it to their engineering labs for them to reproduce it.
THEY made multiple? Did they even consider what it might do to the psyche of Torpor? How c-
...Uh, about that...Torpor's...running on a AUI.*
An AUI?...You mean Automated Intelligence?
I didn't have time to finish the personality of the machine, just the mechanisms. Besides, that was kinda your thing anyways.
Then we're just making war machines. That wasn't why we came out of retirement!
Emon...It was that or they cut our funding. They didn't care they 2/3rds of our crew was gone, they wanted their robot. And...well...WE provided it.
But...that debacle's over with. Now, we can get to the good stuff. When you get back, the improved Torpor can and WILL
Fine.
Great. Hey, get well soon okay?
Okay. Don't overwork yourself just because you're the only one.
Ah don't worry. I'm not entirely alone. ...Hey wait-
Hi Dr. Emon! Hope you get better soon! Thank you for the extra lab coat!
!(Lab coat? Why would...)
...Uh, hey would you look at the time...get better alright? Bye!
Chase seems bent on spoiling the surprise. ...I need to stop slacking off, it's go time.
Didn't know you needed money.
What's it to you?
Eh, nothing I suppose.
Really? After I say I'm broke, you're just gonna walk away after being all buddy-buddy with me?
...Guess I should of asked you if you wanted the job before I walked to my employers over there.
Employers? Job? Hey hold on.
...Nah, doubt you'd take the offer anyways.
Hey. What job are we talking about?
...Well...it's not much, just a PMC in need of men.
A what?
...A traveling party. It's like a bandit gang but bigger. Pays alot more too. You in?
...Are you just hiring anyone or...
Nah, my boss knows about you, saw you in action against Zalgo. Seems to be impressed.
Oh he is is he?
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Oh. How long you've been there? I've been playing "Bionic Commando: Rearmed" in my helmet.
...A bit rusty on the Spanish, but I got the last part. Who's your friend?
And that should do it.
Finally. I've been looking for ya, it's time to go.
...*sigh*. You guys could of at least helped with fine-tuning it.
Eh, ain't my problem. Come on, I'm sure those UKR scientists can help ya out.
Alright. Jade should at least be able to walk.
(That reminds me. Wonder how everyone's doing without me...
Eh, not much. Just waiting till some king or traveler places a bounty or mission or something.
And it better come soon. I ain't got much coin left.
What kind of glasses are those? Do they let you see magic or...
...
I was the first martyr to Vangus's cause. May I be the last...
Skapon? ...That you?
(...Of course it's him. He's the only one I know that'd make that joke.)
Bring that angel down to earth!
I see Baker Squad...there, on the roofs.
Hold on...you see that? That little yellow crystal thing in the clouds above Ultima.
...I see it. Should we order the B2 HadesDrivers to shoot it down?
Granted.
Attention Hadesdrivers. Sending you an new target when you get the chance. You should see the coord-
And it's gone...?
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Perfect timing Oxford.
...the low ssseraph...how you live is beyond me. ...May that come to an end.
...The Freedomizers are aligned 73%.
Well well, haven't seen you guys in a while.
Anything new?
Yep...it's him.
Look out world for I, Venato Henderart, will begin my journey to be the number one Reaperspawn in the world!
...You are a mainframer!
...
...Are you not a mainframer?
...
You will answer me.
...Yes.
Well...to think that you mainframers would pick us as your first contact in what feels like a millilumen is truly an honor. Tell me...where are the others?
I'm the only one.
They only sent one mainfram-
They didn't send me.
...oh.
Grandest Vicar, bring me TWO glasses of rosewine. Methinks our friend and I will need a chat.
...
Tell me mainframer, how did you end up here alone?
It was simple...I had finished my mission.
What mission?
To hunt down and disable a program called CRORQ.
...What sort of name is CRORQ?
Funny enough, that's what I thought too. After I defeated it, I found out he infected me with some sort of time bomb an-
N-no! How stupid do you think I am?
My Grandest Guardian has spent his entire life dedicated to the defense of the crown. Surely you can understand?
But of course. It was my duty as well.
Hmm...interesting. Where were we?
...I'm not too sure...
...
Oh right! What happened next?
Well this...device...it would of infected the whole system and with nothing else to do, they...I, I found this place and shut down for...
5, 6 years by the looks of it...
If that's the case, then why aren't you infected?
It was made to where I would of been a carrier, but immune to the effects.
...Well, I must say your story is interesting, sir...
...
Truly someone willing to go to the outer void and stay there for the sake of defending their kind has a name.
...Filewalker. They called me Filewalker.
Wait...this desert...
Bored? How simple do you think I am?
Nah, it's even simpler, I'm sure you could understand...I want you to take you and your little world-bending reaper friends and get lost.
A mouse? ...Clever but...
Now come out and stop wasting time.