Sneering? At the illustrious Cut Man?! Cut Man was always aware that perhaps he had flaws, but sneering in his face? He was....He was....Well, rather impressed, actually! Someone so honest with their feelings and contempt? That's someone worth keeping around for safe measure! And so, after Cut Man watched with starry-eyes at the demonstration of this so-called "Mildred", Cut Man came back with a round of polishing and bringing attention to his magnificent Cutter; Only the most hardened of souls could dare dream of sneering or scoffing at Cut Man's magnificent display.

When it comes to showing off, it tends to be a lot more fun when there's two to tango!

Cut Man, viewing the garden he so gracefully faceplanted, decides to walk over to the stuffy penguin, if only because hanging out with someone who has class is sure to rub off on Cut Man.

So, uh.....You come here often?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't normally take on favors, but hey I might as well improve my public image, especially after the boating incident with Dark Man 1. 7000$ in property damage, eugh.....

Cut Man begins looking for wherever the garden could possibly be, trips over Ring Man's foot, and falls out the window into the garden. Progress at it's very finest.

Cut Man, after being surprisingly quiet for whatever reason, decides to finally use an opportunity to talk.

'Eeeeeeeeey, you, Lynx, so um....How's it like living in a mansion?

*Cut Man strikes a conversation with the Lynx*

"Hey, you, Rock! Yeah, I see you, Rock! I'm tired of your shenanigans!"

.....If it isn't obvious, Cut Man used scream.

Hohohoho, now Mr. Spaghetti Monster's done it! Cut Man doesn't react very well to pain, so he lays a blow on the fiend!

Cut Man, being the gentleman and coward that he is, proceeds to compliment the spaghetti.

Cut Man, while he doesn't believe that ghosts can exist specifically in mansion, decides to hand the ghostly chef his green button and heads into the kitchen.

Despite being completely exhausted, Cut Man presses forward into the room.

While Cut Man was about to drop out of the dancing, he notices Nice Ice attempting to be the fastest dancer here. Clearly the fastest is the bestest, so Cut Man attempts to out-speed even Nice Ice in his dancing.

After realizing he has now gained the trust of this creature, Cut Man begins to join in the dancing as well. Albeit very, very, reluctantly.

Cut Man takes a look at this red oozy thing, seeping from the couch...

"Eugh, that's really creepy! Pal, you really outta see a doctor or something!"

However, upon realizing he's up against something that may or may not be potentially dangerous, Cut Man takes the odd way out.

>Cut Man used Flirt(?)!

"...But, uh....You really pull it off somehow? Heh...."

Cut Man eyes the deviled eggs, wondering about all the potential consequences and benefits this egg could hold.....

....Cut Man then realizes he's a robot and that eating doesn't really do anything for him. He politely passes on the deviled eggs.

Alright, you've already suggested CC Cut Man, so as much as I don't want to seem like I favor Cut Man, I already know how to write this character anyway. Cut Man, at least the one from Cut's Corner, will be passive.

After a successful streak working for lumber companies all over the world, Cut Man figured that he had it all! Sure, he wasn't entirely successful and had to work an often hard and dangerous job, but hey, it's part of the business! But as fate would have it, Cut Man happened to somehow walk past a conversation by none other than media entrepreneur, Dark Man 4, who hadn't exactly had luck on his side. Upon hearing Cut Man mumble a pun, Dark Man 4 knew exactly there that this little naive, foolhardy, nosy brat could serve as a noble example for television, and hopefully grab a few bucks have him be a hallmark for a simpler, more clean show, completely untapped and pure, away from all the hazards of things like reality television. And hilariously enough, Cut Man performed....Well, good, earning a solid average of 74% ratings from critics and audiences alike! And despite all this, it appears Cut Man really hasn't changed. The hard-working job he once had is now replaced by a job where he can just do whatever and be Cut Man.

Now of course, Dark Man 4 managed to grab wind of a mansion and it's owner. Believing it could serve well as an even further ratings boost, he sends Cut Man, much to his chagrin, to have a chance to interview the illustrious "Adrian Marceau."

...The Magical Mike Locator that was conveniently already made so that the plot has a focus! After quickly arriving to where the radar has pointed out, we spot out a hunched over fellow, mumbling about stars and what not. Once this fellow sees us, he quickly....

1. Alright, so how often does your technological appliances tend to crash?

2. Uh oh, there's a herd of Zebras coming your way! Which Prototype user would you call upon to help you out here?

3. What are your thoughts on Charge Man?

4. It seems you've got the scoop, so be honest, is Half Life 3 truly confirmed?

5. What's your favorite Mega Man fan-game? What do you like so much about it?

6. Be honest; Do you feel like this interview was long overdue for you?

7. Thoughts on global warming?

.....Join her in extreme Spanish Rap Battles! Unfortunately, rapping will neither get us out of out predicament nor improve our linguistics, so summoning her isn't an option at the moment. At the very least, we can attempt to travel to Japan, although our most sensible way to travel would be....

....An old friend of ours, J. Edgar Hoover! Granted, something to take into effect is this may or may not be a dream; Thus, it's imperative that there must be a way to communicate or alert him of the current situation, so after a bit of pondering I decide to.....

....A wild, yet friendly tribe of Keebler Elves!....Granted, the details of the situation were admittingly blurry, due to it being rather late and vision impaired by the lack of light. Upon closer inspection, it appears what actually came out was....