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Hmm...yes. With this...perhaps this mixture is the groundbreaking chemical I seek. Corruption and Corrosion hand in hand. The effects...let me test it.
A bonded pair can easily be broken given enough force. You are no exception Subject Dord.
But first a test on an hypothsis of mine.
...Now...to record the results...
This...is the best day of my LIFEEEEEE!
W-what?
Screw that guy.
Seriously. Guy created us so that he could ditch his role and live out his boring fantasies. Guy never checked in ONCE to see how we were doing, just left a big ol stack of papers on the desk, said go nuts, and booked it like a dad going out for milk.
But-
Has the guy answered a single text of ours?
...
Exactly. He isn’t worth remembering or honoring his orders. Especially when he’s working with GammaGhost.
And that’s another thing. GammaGhost. All you did to deal with him was to type a few keys in a computer and spread hysteria to your fellow reapers with that whole Reaperspawn stuff. And yet, where are they huh?
There’s not really much I can do, you know that right? The ball is in his court, I just gotta wait for him to pass it onto my end.
Waiting. Waiting waiting waiting, it’s been over a literal year.
Things happened out of my-
Vangus works differently. While time passes differently in CZ, you know that for every real day in System Time he’s only growing stronger and only doing god’s know wha-
What I’-
And you haven’t told a single person about this, have you?
...
You’re just gonna wait till this whole situation blows up in our faces. And it's gonna be them that has to deal with the aftermath. Fact is you're not fit for that chair. Like I said, I’m all for a little fun, a little…
For all the power we have, we do nothing with it. If we wanted to we could rope these characters under our wing. But the fact is, we can’t even fully control the actors that the other Reapers think we can, just narrate their actions. And what have we narrated oh pray tell?
The remnants of the System are likely walking into a death trap, Meta Brigand has a developer chair and is doing god knows what with it, Stache is possibly gonna be some harbinger for some Crystal Fiend thingy, Overmarch is abducting citizens, the UKR is just sitting in their bunker and when they do come out we don’t know if it will be as a friend or foe, the train being driven to them could very well contain the start of a new Grey Matter Pandemic, and that’s just SOME of the stuff WE are supposed to be taking care of.
That’s enough.
Innocent lives are being lost every day, everything we love, everything we and others have built, it's all gonna come crashing down! And it's going to be our fault!
I SAID THAT'S ENOU-
ALL WE’RE DOING IS WATCHING THIS WORLD OF OURS
BURNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Oh crud that guy.
So…um…how are we gonna do this? Hmm…would you be interested in a dance battle?
Pass.
Aw come on. If you were like me you’d-
I’m all for a little fun don’t get me wrong.
Then what’s the problem my cool du-
The problem is that you just sit around and do NOTHING!
That’s all we do. Just sit and game and waste time. We’re laughing stocks, our characters and ourselves are seen as weak. We give off the impression that a single Redbomber or Beta Shadow character could easily take on our entire roster for crying out loud!
I’m not the biggest fan of powercree-
Come on. We could’ve decked that italian devil square in the face if we wanted. You wanted to badly. I know you did.
So why are you holding back?
…
It’s because you just sit by and just let things work themselves out right? Just hold onto hope that everything’s gonna fix itself.
They do. They always do. Because we fixed it! We didn’t rush things, we just let things fall right into place.
You think all the people during the Red Scare or the Grey Matter Pandemic would agree? You think all those tears, all the pain, you think to them it was worth just having their protectors just let everything fall into place?
Just because it’s people you don’t know doesn't mean it’s okay to let them die. Life and happiness is sacred right? That's something that you can’t just rely on hope to secure alone! Action is required. That’s why we went and fixed back up Zalgo’s realm. Its people, questionable as they are, would be in ruin and miserable with no chance for redemption for any of them if it wasen't for us. And you know who cared? Only us. You can’t trust anyone to care for the little guy. WE ARE ALL THEY HAVE. And you instead rely on others to do the heali-
I-I have faith -
No. You’re just too lazy to actu-
They have their plots, their stories to attend to. If you’ve really seen what I’ve se-
All I see is a reaper too scared or even more alarming, too uncaring to actually want to help.
You don’t have to be everywhere at once, but that’s what the bloody chair is for! You could easily start churning out heroes to solve the world’s problems, but no. You just opera-
Kinda hard to when I’m having to keep watch on GammaGhost’s and GammaGuardian's characters and scri-
Screw GammaGuardian.
Nope
One pyromaniac is more than enoug-
You know…I got no quarrels with you honestly for what you do. You know that right?
BURN!
You’re just doing your part in the world, a force of nature, even if it’s an ugly one and even if I don't agree with it. Like the grim reaper basically.
BURNNNN!
But this? This has been a long time coming. It’s one thing to do your job, but there is such a thing as taking it too far!
Gotcha.
…That should be…just enough for me get awa-
Don’t wanna finish the job huh? Why am I not surprised...
Huh? Wha-
Ah crud.