Everything's dead so... how's everybody's days so far?

???: ... whatever this time period is... it fills me with a form of dread... god knows what horrors await in this world... The man in armor watches from afar... ???:... so they really think that this somthing... they haven't seen anything yet when it comes to this ruined world... but they'll know soon enough if they act carelessly...

Alt Future 1:30...
A man in an armor shaped like a Zeong watches the two travellers from afar... ???: So... it appears we have unwanted company from another timeline... I'm curious though... why are they here...?

Oh... I see...
Altered Tepid Stats:
W.E: 37 -> 12
Speed 8 -> 9
Replacement Partner
Some kind of... Fire man Bootleg.
All stats : 5
Weakness: Water
Immunity: Flame
Team: None (Mercenary for hire)

Somewhere not-so nearby Team Mirage.
*snore* hibb dibby scibby blibiddy do...*snore* hi kibbidy fibdy joobadee doo...*snore* (it sure does suck that I don't have the ability to make sprites ngl...)

Well... I never wanted to do it but... he leaves me with no choice... it's time for a cancelling... which one of you narrator voices and fourth wall breakers that aren't Beta Devil/Diablos or Coda with me?

Oh... my bad.

How do you make robot alt portrait sprites appear?

Ok... since I have no skill in sprite making... i'll have to make due with just plain text AND pre-made sprites!
Tepid Man
Health: 14
W.E: 37
Attack: 13
Defense: 18
Speed: 8
Type: Water Sub-type: Electric
Weakness: Space
Immunity: Water
Team: None (treasure hunter for hire).

Salvatore
Health: 10
Attack: 15
W.E: 20
Defense: 9
Speed: 10
Type: Missile
Weakness: Impact
Immunities: None
Team: none (mercenary for hire).

Salvatore: Like i'd-a tell you! But all i'm allowed to-a say is... your on my bosses hit list... She then counter attacks again... (see where this is going so far?)

But what male Byleth didn't relize was... well... Salvatore: *COUNTER! She counter attacked with her gun, shooting male Byleth with her gun!
*The Disgaea games sort of has one form of infamy other than the level system, and secret bosses... counter attacking. The reason is this, everytime you get attacked, you have a chance to counter attack. And the same goes for the enemy. And theres also a good chance that either counter again, which can lead into a near endless loop of counter attacking. You can already imagine why that's a problem.

Salvatore: Oh hO! Just one of the two who I wanted see! She then jumps down and shoulder bashed fem Byleth and went 10 paces backwards...?

Salvatore: ...Pathetic. She then shot a bullet at the one who shot the arrow directly in the arm!

When they look at their surroundings... the area seemed...ruined. Some of the buildings have holes in the wall, some buildings are currently on fire... and it seems that the monestary has the most damage done to it... Salvatore: Well... WHERE ARE THEY?! THAT IS AN ORDER!

Then... B00M! It sounds like one of the towers of the Garreg Mach fell! Salvatore: I WANT ONE OF YOU TO GIVE ME THE LOCATION OF THE ONES KNOWN AS "BYLETH"! THAT IS AN ORDER!
Mao: And by this point I think Salvatore might have destroyed most of the Byleth's homeland just to find them. Trust me, she is one SCARY mofo with a gun! Oh and her orders may be near impossible to follow.

(OOC: ... aw nuts... I can't get Casino Luigi singing sex bomb out of my head!)