Calx suddenly gets a call on his Game Boy Advance SP.

(Huh? I didn't think I'd get reception out here.)

Calx answers the call.

Hello?
   GREETINGS MY GOOD SIR
Okay, who are you and how did you get this number?
   HOW I GOT YOUR CONTACT INFO ISN'T IMPORTANT
   AS FOR WHO I AM, MEET ME AT THE RANDOM BUILDING THAT JUST APPEARED IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
And why should I trust that this isn't a trap of some kind?
   I'M ALMOST OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD ASSUME I'D DO SUCH A THING
   I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
I wasn't even aware of your existence until you contacted me.
   EXACTLY
   NOW GET OVER HERE SHITHEAD
Did you just swear without censori-

The unknown caller hangs up.

*sigh* Some people these days...

Calx starts making his way toward the aforementioned building.

I'm thinking a challenge for Ice Man from MM1. My idea is that it'd take place in either Arctic Jungle or Arctic Chamber. Ice Man would be holding a Freeze Core to further boost his Freeze-Type attacks, and his teammates would mostly be Freeze-Types holding Field Boosters.

Ice Man's moveset would consist of Buster Shot, Ice Breath, Ice Slasher, Frost Wave, Field Support, Buster Charge, and Freeze Overdrive.

Calx exits Stone Body.

(The only reason that guy died, it seems, was due to a Deus Ex Machina. I can only wonder how they're going to rebuild this place.)
(Although, how did the prismatic one come back, if Betan supposedly killed him directly? In fact, I'm pretty sure the only reason I dodged the destruction of the omniverse was because I was outside it in the first place...)

(Okay, so zero divided by two is... Still zero. And I'm in perfect position to tank whatever he's got planned next.)
(I mean, it's probably not going to matter much given that monstrous attack stat, but he'll have wasted a LOT of energy by then; That's when I'll morph out and catch him by surprise with another Scrap Coffin. Even if he survives, his attack stat will go down by quite a-)
(Wait, no, even if I debuff his Attack stat, he can still oneshot me unless he's blinded. Looks like my best bet would just be to wait out the storm, then when I'm ABSOLUTELY SURE he's left, THEN I can morph out to look for a quick way to close the gap. Say, what made Zalgo Arc Villain material in terms of power again...?)

Calx remains in Stone Body form.

The Hologram goes in a different direction in search of something that'll get it closer to its objective.

Well crap, I have no idea what that Spiritomb is from or what its ability does, though that's probably the whole point.

Okay, I didn't say anything because you looked like you were really having fun and I didn't want to sound rude, but when did this suddenly become a card game? Because I have almost no idea how this stuff works and still fought that Bisharp of yours to a draw.

Legacy Aeon pulls out his BFG 9000.

Anyway, I activate BFG. BFG stands for Big Fing Gun, and does exactly what you'd expect it to, provided the user has either at least 40 Plasma Cells or an Argent Core to use as ammo.

Legacy Aeon then fires the BFG 9000 at Necropolis Spiritomb!

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Deviative Aeon dodges the third Kamegoro, only to be caught off-guard when the Kamegoro Maker grabs and throws the recently-shed shell of the late Kamegoro #2 at him! Doesn't stop Derivative Aeon from wasting Kamegoro #3 with a Soul Chill, however.

INTRUDER'S PERSISTENCE IS SLIGHTLY IRKSOME. CHANGING TACTICS.

The Kamegoro Maker suddenly zips somewhere else, then comes back shortly after!

KAMEGORO MODIFICATION COMPLETE.

The Kamegoro Maker spawns another Kamegoro, this time of a pinkish-red hue! Derivative Aeon dodges the attack, but upon hitting the wall, Kamegoro #4 fires a bullet in the direction opposite direction of said wall, hitting Derivative Aeon in the back!

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Move Name: Soul Chill
Type: Phantom/Freeze | Tier 2 | Category: Special
Description: The user lets loose a chilly wave of spooky energy, dealing massive damage with a 15% chance to inflict Frozen!

Mondegreen moves one space north and four spaces right to pick up the seed on the ground.
Enayrk just heads to the stairs so neither of them have to deal with such a tanky enemy.

...
...Nnnnnnnope. Sorry, but you are NOT hell-nuking me today.
By the way, I'm blaming the literal ghost toddler for this conundrum.

Calx IMMEDIATELY goes into Stone Body.

Okay, this actually looks survivable now.

Calx fires a Buster Shot.

Ngh, STILL not enough...!
Listen up! If anyone has attack debuffs available, now is the time to use them!

Calx fires his Level Buster at Beta Satan's face, hoping to deal some significant chunk of damage!

The Hologram turns one of its arms into a Thermal Drill!

Sorry, but if you want my knowledge, you're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead brain.

Derivative Aeon oneshots the first Kamegoro with a Bamboo Mirage, only for the second Kamegoro, who recently shed its shell, to tackle Derivative Aeon right in the side!

Okay, so one of your buddies managed to land a hit on me, so what? That doesn't mean much in the long run!

Derivative Aeon shoots a few Buster Shots upward at the Kamegoro Maker, only for them to bounce off harmlessly.

Okay, what the hell.

Derivative Aeon just barely manages to avoid another side-tackle from Kamegoro #2, and picks it off with a few Buster Shots. Derivative Aeon notices the Kamegoro Maker seemingly flinch when the second Kamegoro is destroyed.

Oh okay, THAT'S how I'm gonna hurt you.

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Hey, Gamma? In case you forgot about the Venato VS Legacy Aeon thing, here's the last action I posted.

Calx gets flashbacks to that one Hell's Deathflare he sidestepped only for it to wipe out like half his team.

Not THIS time!

Calx holds off on unleashing a charged shot for now, and uses Scrap Coffin!

OH SNAP I JUST REMEMBERED THIS WAS A THING.

Sadly, I also kinda forgot what I was gonna do this turn, so uhh...

Enyark moves 4 spaces north and one right, then fires an Adhesive Shot at the Spine.

Mondegreen moves two spaces north and three right, then uses Swift Shot on the Spine if it's still alive.

@Malware : My esteem(sic) customer, if I'm such an Idiotic Knucklehead McSpazmitron, how come I don't see that on your Character Sheet? The closest thing I can see is indeed Agony Charge, but I'm pretty sure the description states that it can only target the user or an ally, not the entire team.