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If Pi Robot or someone of similar authority makes it clear that I'm being hasty, I'll leave you to your own devices. At the moment, though, you're currently putting the website at risk of the same technical errors that prompted a second thread in the first place...
...so I'm giving you one chance to undo the lock.
...yes...
...well, he had no sound-based powers at his disposal, so I didn't think to turn up the soundproofing that much...
*sigh*
Look at yourself, Zardy. One person steps in with nothing but a flashlight and an axe...
...next thing you know you're spending four minutes trying to chase off two kids by singing at them, you get blasted in the face by a skeleton freak...
Where did you go wrong?
...
...y'know what?
I never had to "give them a show". Only thing keeping me from cutting the boy's throat then and there was whatever that girl could do...
I've started off small twice, and it's gotten me nowhere. That girl and skeleton think they can be monsters like me?
Maybe I just need to remind the high-and-mighties who owns this maze.
...
..."boss"?
...th-they said I couldn't...they never said they were gonna keep at...they didn't...they...
The heck are you doing?! He's gone, you can't just throw yourself at-
You don't know if he's gone, and I don't care, because no worker of mine is gonna have a shallow grave!!
UNIT "ZALGO". SEE THIS MANGLED CHILD AS A SIGN OF YOUR FAILURES, AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO THE WORLD.
AND NEW INSTANCE OF UNIT "PUNK"...TREAT THIS AS A WELCOME GIFT.
THE LIFE OF A VILLAIN IS AS TERRIBLE AS ONE ALLOWS IT.
ZALGO ALLOWED HIS LIFE TO BE AS AWFUL AS OTHERS WISHED. YOUR CONCEPTION PROVED IT.
MY LIFE IN THE PAST WAS AN EXPENDABLE MACHINE, MEANT AS NO MORE THAN A CRUDE MIMICRY OF A BLUE ERINACEINAE.
BUT I RETURNED. AND I ALLOWED MYSELF A BETTER LIFE ALONG SIMILAR MACHINES.
UNIT "PRINCESS BLOODMOON". ATTEMPTED BODY COUNT IS IRRELEVENT TO TRUE VILLAINY.
WHERE VILLAINY LIES: KNOWING THE PAIN OF OTHERS, AND NEVER LETTING THEM ESCAPE IT.
Okay, gonna give this another go...
Anything happen to the folder, Spark?
Well, uh...
...it took my WideSwrds. Again.
Keep looking.
...wait, are these ElecSwrds?!
Damn straight. Knew if I had anything to move with a cord, might as well be replacements for the leftover Chips I gave you from that dud folder*.
Man, took long enough! Now all I gotta do is give Q-whatever an update and I'll know what the real meat of this project is gonna be...
(...wait, was this one the chat, or...?)
She needs help.
Wh-what the-where-
I did not hurt them.
N-no, I didn't think you did, I just...
...do you even know who that is?!
...
Hey, you want it fast as much as we do, he's the fastest we have. He doesn't even slobber.
...
Anyway, have fun with the Core and the random thugs you're standing around.
Is...is he usually like that?
...okay, change of plans. Same as before, but anything that looks like it could've made that noise.
Right, so, what're we watching for?
Dunno how that thing's been there or how long it's gonna hold. Heck, I dunno if it's even the kinda crystal people mine around here...
Okay, making it clear right now: if we go look down there, we hide the moment we see anything that looks like it's making that noise.
...no, Arle. I heard nothing before you made it hot in here.
But for once, she 's right about my name: I am Schezo, the dark wizard!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE, YOU LITTLE...!
WHO SENT YOU TO OUR COMP?!
What, like an excuse would make it better?!
This light...it's almost like heaven...no, like rapture, and it seems I am the only one to come face-to-face with it...
Whatever these rapturous bursts are, I will make sure I see them all over my face!!
ERRORS IN SUBJECT "EVIL MARIO"'S INTENTIONS: NOT FOUND. METHODS OF EXPRESSING DISAGREEMENT WITH THEM: ENOUGH TO VIOLATE RULE 1 OF THIS OMNIVERSE.
IDENTIFYING EXACT REPLICATED SUBJECTS WITHIN UNIT "ANTI-CHIMERA"...