Tsk tsk. You wish to get in my way, don't you Protoeons? Well, you will not stop me from getting those Memelord SOUL Fragments! I need them to power my machine!
...At least I hope it works that way. I'd much rather actually have something to power my machine to freeze the entire world.

Beta Miser proceeds to generate a freeze spell the strongest of the Protoeons!

...Wait, which universe are they in right now? How are both Aeons able to notice them? Are they even in the right universe to be noti-

Up up up! Don't ask those questions, it's not supposed to make sense!

---

...After I gather the Power Stars, I think I know who I'm going to destroy first.

Speaking of, Alpha Miser has landed at the precise area where the third Power Star is located!

You see... There was another split that was caused by the very blast that destroyed Beta Miser. And since you didn't account for Beta Miser's glasses-
Could literally anyone?
-you also didn't account for there being yet another of him that was created from the split.
And what exactly caused you to happen?
A simple matter. One of your creations, Ninja Ghost, bought a carton of milk just so that he could have something to do. And then he remembers why he came here in the first place- to find a new power source that would become the key item to his little Saga's plot, if it ever even happens at all- and had one of his little "temper-tantrums" and tossed the milk out into this so-called "tomline"- WHICH IS UTTERLY STUPID BY THE WAY.
It's called "memeing", it's different for a lot of people. Humor is in the eye of the-
Shut up. -and spilled it onto Beta Miser's glasses, allowing me to form. I don't know how, it's utterly stupid. But since these creations of you and your fellow reapers became so out-of-control, I guess it's poetic that a world meant to contain them would be equally as STUPID.
It's not "stupidity", it's creativity.
It's cringeworthy and deserves destruction! Even if there are any "good" OCs, not only are they outnumbered by the awful, lazy, and unoriginal creations, but it also inspires others to create such awful creations! And that's why, good or bad, THEY MUST DIE!
Oh, please. Just because they're bad doesn't mean they should be destroyed! It means their creators need to improve themselves to work on something far greater!
That won't stop them from creating awful creations as a "joke". But if they're not going to create something seriously, why even bother to create something at all if all they're most likely going to get is the bad end of the stick!
Besides, you're one to talk about self-improvement.
I will admit I'm too attached to my characters' designs to make an effort to make them not edits of Mega Man and the others.
You're also one to talk about everyone deserving a chance to improve themselves. Tell me... When you see cringeworthy characters and designs, what do you think of doing?
Well, I kinda just want to-
Burn it all down to nothing. So tell me... What exactly makes you think you have any right to stop me from doing exactly that?
The fact that you're evil AND an hole and needs to be stopped.
...Very well then. In that case...

Alpha Miser approaches and collects the second Power Star.

...Just try and stop me.

And with that, Alpha Miser warps away.

... *Sigh* Well, this is absolutely perfect.

AHA! I have done it! After all my hard work, I have completed my Freeze-O-Tron! Now all I need is to insert my power source, and-

The Starforce-looking power source seems to have upped and vanished.

...Well, crud. Looks like I need a new powersource.
...Say... Didn't RotomSlashBlast's announcer text mention that there were Memelord SOUL Fragments in this tomline as well...?

---

Meanwhile, among the ruins of a once-inhabited planet...

...They thought they could contain it... Hmph. Pathetic.

Alpha Miser approaches the second Power Star, when suddenly...

*With his helmet and such back since he's at an infinitive distance away from the magnetic sphere cloud* And just what do you think you're doing?
...If you must know, I'm doing the one thing you refuse to do and putting an end to your awful creations.
Even if it's true that my creations deserve destruction, you don't have to drag other Reapers' creations into this. And besides, you're one of my creations anyways. What makes you exempt, you glasses-wearing edgelord?
You, created me? That's rich... No, I was created by something else... After all... I AM you.
Impossible. The only alternate version of me that has ever existed was Author Beta, and I got rid of him a long time ago.
I didn't mean some alternate representation of you, you idiot! I AM you. An alternate version created by an alternate split in the timeline.
Still impossible. I made sure to delete any alternate versions of myself whenever I make a split in any timeline.
That is true... Except for one exception. When this "Universe 3" you created- Or, rather, created with the impact of you and Aeon hitting the same asteroid when Pyre attacked you with that Rude Buster Rip-Off-
Actually they said it wasn't ripped off of Delta Rune.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS.
-and then sent into another completely empty universe that was destroyed long ago- Which was Tone's deleted BaM Reboot, by the way- to prevent universal destruction of your own universe- was born, you actually let that alternate self become "Beta Miser"- a representation of the absurd insanity you call "your good, fun-loving self"- so that he could be destroyed "the fun way" by having someone else- that being Aeon- destroy him for you.
...But you were unaware that his transformation into Beta Miser led into two things... One were his special "Indestructible-With-No-Exceptions-Even-If-The-Destruction-Has-No-Exceptions" Glasses, which he obtained for no reason.
...The other was me. The evil "My characters are lazily created and unoriginal" side. Now, normally, I would just be hateful of everything. But I'm a representation of ALL your evils. Including your obsession over memes, which also includes one little gambit I know you still have...
...The Anti-Omni Meme. So what, it's not like it exists on any other plane of existence, and I cleansed myself of the dark side of memes since that day.
And yet you cleanse yourself everyday with showers to keep it that way. But that only proves that those inner evils are within you... Which is how I existed within Beta Miser to begin with.
Ok, that's how you exist, but how the are you here exactly?
First of all, I know you have too much decency to actually swear, but for f**k sake, if you're going to censor it, STOP USING F**KING REGGAE!
...Then again, you MUST be stupid to not know how I came to be in this world, making me question how you and I are actually the same. But if you truly want to know, I'll tell you...

-I'm continuing this in my next post because this was too long.-

Beta Shadow avoids the attack and then proceeds to-

...Something is happening. Something that is not at all good.

Beta Shadow warps away elsewhere, leaving Trimarc to deal with the cloud on their own.

Ninja Ghost takes the new Starforce-looking Power Source and takes it to his home universe. He's officially out, folks.

---

With this strange object of ice cold energy, I can build a device that will FREEZE THE ENTIRE WORLD! I shall call it the Freeze-o-Tron!

---

Alpha Miser has warped himself into an entirely different area!

...So he's still collecting those so-called "Memelord SOUL Fragments".
...Why does he- and all his alternates- even hunt down these things? For power? ...They're just so much like that "Rotom" character their reaper ALSO created.
They didn't even bother to sprite the character at all... Which is extremely lazy. The only characters he has with actual mugshots are Rotom- a recolor of his species- and Adagio- a Mega Man edit who looks suspiciously similar to Deoxys...
...These "OCs" are all like this, even with my own Reaper... Either lazily designed, power-hungry and greedy, or both. ...This is why they all must be destroyed.
And soon enough...

Alpha Miser digs up one of the Seven Power Stars! Totally not a rip-off of the Power Moons from Super Mario Odyssey and the stars from Kirby Super Star, collecting all seven summons a large comet that will grant any single wish, with no limits or rules! Also, it cannot be collected by those who have collected, once had collected, or is collecting the Dragon Emeralds, Sol Needles, Super Gears, Memelord SOUL Fragments, or any other similar power source that has or will show up in this roleplay.

...I will have the means of doing so.

Alpha Miser goes off into space to find the other 6 Power Stars. Yes, the other Power Stars are all on different planets.

Beta grabs the Met and throws it at the sphere to see what happens.

---

Well, I got the milk. So let's see what else is on this...
To-do... List...
...You know what?
THIS TO-DO LIST! I didn't even NEED to troll that Aeon! I didn't even NEED that Sol Needle! I didn't even NEED that oven, I don't even know where I got it!
For sake, I even got MILK! I don't need this ing Milk, nobody on my team even DRINKS Milk! *Tosses the Milk into an alternate dimension*
What I actually need to do is find a new power source so that I could actually defeat Beta Man and his idiot friends! But with those Omega Trees now Saplings, I have no way to collect Omega Stones!
And everything else here is extremely finite! Most of them are just 7 in number! I'm not looking for an infinite supply, sure, but there's too little of it! And besides, getting them would just attract everyone else who's looking for them, and I don't want any 3rd Parties getting into my universe- especially those of THIS caliber- unless it's to my own benefit.
But with EVERY SECOND I AM HERE I am WASTING MY ING TIME! It's not like some new power source is going to come out of nowhere and hit me in the back of my head.

Suddenly, a new power source comes out of nowhere and hits Ninja Ghost on the back of his head!

(Some music for dramatic effect

Ow! What the just hit m-
...Hm?



...
...Hahahaha...

Ninja Ghost laughs maniacally about his new findings.

---

Meanwhile in Universe 3, Tomline 1...

...
Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!

Suddenly, the glasses revive and restores Beta Miser!

Ha-ha! I am alive again!
And it's all thanks to my Magic, Indestructible-With-No-Exceptions-Even-If-The-Destruction-Has-No-Exceptions Glasses that revives me with no exceptions, even if the way of destruction has no exceptions!
It's truly helpful since it has no exceptions, even if that way of destruction has no exceptions.
...Hm, for whatever reason, time in this universe didn't freeze over.
But no matter! I can still freeze the entire world! And I'll start by-

Suddenly, a new power source comes out of nowhere and hits Beta Miser in the back of the head.



...Using whatever this thing is.

---

Meanwhile in Universe 3, Tomline 2...

...

*Suddenly, through a random portal comes... A carton of milk? ...That splashes upon Beta Miser's glasses!*

Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!

Suddenly, the glasses revive Beta Miser! But... Red?

...Finally.
...Hm?

Beta Miser but Red looks down and picks up the carton of milk that spilled on his glasses.

...Revived by milk... Typical.
But no matter... I, Alpha Miser, have a mission...

Beta Shadow just uses a reflective barrier to reflect the gunfire.

What, just because I lost armor, it means I'm defenseless? Oh, no no no. In fact, I never even needed it.
It's all just for style! Since you're a magic cloud of magnetic properties, I wouldn't expect of you to understand sty-

The newly formed pair of shades fly off of Beta Shadow's face towards the magnetic sphere.

...
To be fair, I both seen and had that coming.

Beta Shadow notices this, and thus takes off his helmet, boots, and gloves. The rest of him is fine because he is, I repeat, NOT a robot.

Also, I was going to do a hair reveal for Beta Shadow. But no matter how hard I worked on the mugshot for it, it just looked stupider and stupider, so I'm not going to even bother.

Oh, look. That thing is back.
Well, I have nothing better to do.

Beta Shadow teleports himself to the exact location of the large magnetic cloud.

---

Finally. No thanks to that stupid announcer voice-text-thing, I finally repaired my oven.
I'm not going to start that whole joke up again, though. I'm pretty sure that meme is dead.
Now, what else was on my To-Do List... 1. Troll with Alternate Aeon. Check. 2. Steal one of the Sol Needles so that Alternate Aeon couldn't get them all. ...A bit of a failure, but check. ...2 1/2. Fix Oven. Check.
...Oh yeah, I need to get some milk. Don't know why I need milk, but I think Reaper's just having problems coming up with a plot.

So Ninja Ghost goes to the store to get some heccing milk.

Super Bass

The super fish

SUPER NUT




I'd add the image this references, but I'm not sure if I actually should

Bust Man


#BustBlockMan

Everyone Died



Never Ask Me for Anything Ever Again

Everything Happened

Cranberry Sprite

Even though it's not December anymore

Huh.

You're right, Yoshi.




Beta Shadow decides to relocate Pluto directly to Yoshi's face.

Pooker
V O L T M A N
Ballade
Pluto
Ring.EXE
Block Man

Never Mind