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O. ETS U AANG.
YHE ANGO ARWN U NR TDA EF I PEK GTEEN BUDAS EDN IM NOAG GIV ISD ONOVRSO A BDA OTM.
SO HEY, U IEMT NAWA LET RU SFEH ERNFD AVRO EDRE OT STAP KAAENT EM RFO NO ESRON.
O. ETS U AGAN.
YEH GONA WARN U RN DAT EF I KEP GETEN ABUSD DEN IM GONA GIV DIS ONOVORS A BAD TOM.
SO YEH, U MITE WANA TEL UR FESH FREND OVAR DERE TO STAP ATAKEN ME FOR NO RESON.
These guys are beginning to prove their peskiness.
Yeah, we might need a bit of help for this.
*Suddenly warps in* Someone asked for assistance?
You!?
Wait... Why are you even here? And why do you want to help us?
Well...
...Well, I'm bored.
Let's see here... I defeated the Misers, regenerated the Misers as non-reapers-
Wait, so we're not Reapers anymore?
Don't interrupt the flashback.
...I could go back to see what's going on back at those ruins.
...Nah, that's probably resolving itself.
...I don't have to worry about the Ceresian army since they aren't really a threat to the Earth due to their planet-destroying weapon doesn't affect it, I already had pizza, the Dragon Emeralds are still inactive, Mars is basically in Civil War and is now dead, I'm still ignoring the Protoeons, I don't really care about taking over Uranus anymore, T-posing is basically dead tbh,
...Wow, how many times did I try to leave this roleplay? Honestly, I'm kinda more accustomed to the madness of this place.
So, I can either go back to pestering Aeon or I can clean my room.
...
...Yeah I think I know what I should do.
So now that I'm here, y'all better prepare yourselves!
Oh! This is a very helpful list! This might actually come in handy!
You boys don't mind buying me time, right? Thanks!
...Gee, thanks. Now I remember why I hate that gu-
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...U NO, TE STJE DNUDA ON ME ATD I KLOD TSJU SHWE ON ELYSFM N TSUJ ETELD IST ROSONVO, SO FE ISD SUEAB OUISNNCT...
...YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
...U NO, ET JEST DAUND ON ME DAT I KOLD JUST WESH ON MYSELF N JUST DELET TIS ONOVORS, SO EF DIS ABUSE CONTINUS...
...YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Who, me? I'm Bt Ghost, or rather the version from a previous version of Beta Man's universe. Just call me Past!Bt.
I think you already met my current universe version before, but I could be mistaken.
Anyways, I'm done here, so I'll just leave you to whatever you were doing before.
I NETKH I ON WTAS NGIO NO NAO. RSOY TO YES, UBT IWEL I DELVWO VEENG U TEH SHWE ORC LEREYR, TES LYTECRUN EHT YOLN NGTEH PIKEN ME NO NR, SO LI AVH OT SEY ON TO DTA.
I THENK I NO WATS GOIN ON NAO. SORY TO SEY, BUT WILE I WOLDVE GEVEN U TEH WESH COR ERLYER, ETS CURENTLY TEH ONLY THENG KEPIN ME ON RN, SO IL HAV TO SEY NO TO DAT.
Ha ha ha! Forgetting someone, boys?
Oh? A message from Rotom's Reaper... *Reads* "Pretty sure I made a bunch of sprites and prepared an entire post days ago in anticipation for a fight between the misers and aeons, not so I could skip it."
...K.
Oh, that? That's what the fruitcake is for... Weakening the blast radius!
You gotta love adding a +69,696,969 Blast Radius Absorption to your fruitcakes!
*Slaps the High-Quality Core in the Fruitcake* TIME TO DIE YOU OVERRAN JOKE CHARACTER!
W-wait! I-I can increase the blast radius! O-or make it incomplete! Or I can-
Blah blah blah. "I can do this! I can do that! I can do anything!" You may have grown powerful, but you're never stronger than the original. For as Master Shaggy once said...
...I'm only using 1% of my power.
...Actually, I was exaggerating. I'm still stronger than him, but my base form actually accounts for 10%, not 1. ...I also was only worthy of, like, .001% of Master Shaggy's power.
But in any case, let that be a lesson: Not a SINGLE alternate version of any Reaper should exist.
...I feel like somehow, somewhere, I'm being contradicted.
...Ah, forget it. I think it's time we all go back to our proper places.
These fools seem tougher than I first thought. And the worst part is, only a few of them have done anything!
I have an idea! If we combine our powers, these jerks won't know what hit 'em!
Hm... A convincing argument. Never thought I'd ever hear one from an idiot like you.
Prepare yourselves, fool! You shall face the full wrath of a Reaper!
Ah, yes... The power of two Reapers, merged into one entity in unison. It's glorious. It is... perfect
Now I care not for freezing the world or destroying all OCs... Instead, I shall finish what I started and strike down all my opposition!
Brace yourselves, mortals! It's time for you all to-
Stop right there, Misers! Your time has come to an end!
Ah, my alternate self. I see you finally made it to the party!
This party is about to become a funeral. And that funeral is YOURS, Parallel Shadow!
Ha! Don't make me laugh! My glasses will always allow me to return to life, and they cannot be destroyed!
That's where you're wrong! If you're caught in an explosion caused by an object of unending power, THAT could destroy your glasses, and you'll be gone for good!
Don't be foolish! You know that if you destroy GRAND NOVA, all of reality will go with him!
I don't need GRAND NOVA himself... Just the source of his endless power!
Poor, naive Beta Shadow. You're forgetting that destroying the Wish Core will only lead to the same-
Please, he stopped using that as his main power source 3 millennia ago.
Nani!?
Yeah, the Wish Core only powers his wishes now. But for his other abilities... Show him, Bt!
Ladies and gentlemen, the High-Quality Core! This bad boy is packed FULL of Meme power! Why else would you think Galactic Nova started calling himself GRAND NOVA?
How would you know about this!? There's no way you could possibly learn about this!
Well, I went to the library to read the book on how to find the center of a universe.
SSW-Zero published quite a few good books about space before succumbing to the Void.
And somehow right next to it was a book on the High-Quality Core. So I figured I would read upon it, hoping it would have some way of knowing where to find it.
Because Air Lord knows that there is a certain female meme-devil out there in the multiverse that should never get their hands on another meme-based power source.
And sure enough, rumor had it that GRAND NOVA obtained the High-Quality Core long ago, and it allowed him to use his non-wishing powers without any of his parts.
So I asked Past!Bt here to gather the Seven Power Stars so that he could enter GRAND NOVA and take the High-Quality Core!
And now, to use its power to destroy you!
B-but you wouldn't possibly do that, right!? That explosion could destroy the universe!
Oh no you don't!
First off, this isn't about some insult, though it doesn't help the fact that this is about you being a bunch of annoying, battle-interrupting jerks!
Second of all, you're not leaving at least until you witness THIS!
He's wide open, Mr. Alpha!
Thank you. Now then... Do you truly believe, Mr. Toad Satan, that we were helping YOU out. That you could get away with destroying the universe, and therefore me?
I won't die until all the FILTHY OCs are destroyed by my hands, and mine alone. AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
O. U EHR OT AKM A WSHE? EWL YSRO TO EAS BUT MI NOT MKNAE HESSWE ATM-
...K OS DTA DENAEHP. UBT TWA WSA TEH NITOP OF-
...K WO.
Oh hey Mighty. Now then, to find what I'm looking for...
O. U HER TO MAK A WESH? WEL SORY TO SAE BUT IM NOT MAKEN WESHES ATM-
...K SO DAT HAPENED. BUT WAT WAS TEH POINT OF-
...K OW.
Oh hey Mighty. Now then, to find what I'm looking for...
Falcon...
PUNCH!
Oh, so you wish to die then, Mr. MOSHIYEET? Well then...
Allow me to assist with that.
I am certain you are all wondering why we have brought you all here. Well, the answer is simple...
To Die.
*Using his Unending Power to speak to the Mettal through the phone* OLHE RM. MTE, HOA WSA UR DAE?
...ALSO MR. DETNRE ME W/TUO ENISRPMO, U TIME WAAN EELV OBRF ETH ECRTUSEE GRORPME SGVI U A DAB TOM. ...VNE HOT I AHUTT TDA I EDR OF ADT TREE EWESHS OAG. ...N HET PKRSDELUEO ROBEF DTA.
*Using his Unending Power to speak to the Mettal through the phone* HELO MR. MET, HAO WAS UR DAE?
...ALSO MR. ENTRED ME W/OUT PERMISON, U MITE WANA LEVE BFOR TEH SECURETE PROGREM GIVS U A BAD TOM. ...EVN THO I THAUT DAT I RED OF DAT TREE WESHES AGO. ...N TEH LOUDSPEKER BFORE DAT.
ELW TAD HADPNE.
O. LEW UH. SRU HNTI I GUSE.
...VAH U SNOIADDCR PARNCLEE AMH TPARS?
...
Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!
OK, WHO WAS THE WISE GUY THAT THREW BOTH AN ENTIRE STATE AND A NUCLEAR BOMB AT US!? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO WAS THE WISE GUY WHO THREW THEM AT ME!?
I believe it was that "Epicyoshi" guy...
I just can't believe it... The NERVE of these OCs! Interrupting our fight, and for what!? To reference American history!?
Yeah! And they're rude, too!
Well that was the last straw. Indestructible body or not, I will DESTROY these filthy OCs, as I have intended!
Truce?
...Fine.
WEL DAT HAPEND.
O. WEL UH. SUR THIN I GUES.
...HAV U CONSIDARD REPLACEN MAH PARTS?
O. LWE. I TEAEAPCR HET TSRGEE, TUB TEER SHNTE...
TSFER OF, HAU DDE U EVAN TEG RHE? RWE N THE ILDEM OV THE SONVORO N MI REETP USR TAT EST ARDH TO INFD. CHE, SET ATN NVEA HET NSOOOVR U EWR NE RELREA.
CYESENDL, UR VPI OBOF OSD IONTNG. WAHC DSI.
HEY, I EKN EPRW ELHMFAS. AOH DO U TKNHE I GO ASLAPS OS STEF?
N RDHET FA WAL, I DLRAEE AVH A IAEMSRL EMETSS. NE RODAR OT AKEM A HSEW ON EMH, NWO LWOD DNEA OT FNDI HET NVES OHWPA TSRSA, NET SMNOU EHM N MEKA EDH HWSE ENSU THE ACNTEIN NAUEGGAL™, MTIC HW SEYUCAL ATAH RD OTEL.
O. WEL. I APRECEAT TEH GESTER, BUT TREE THENS...
FERST OF, HAU DED U EVAN GET HER? WER N TEH MIDLE OV TEH ONOVORS (Universe) N IM PRETE SUR TAT ETS HARD TO FIND. HEC, ETS NAT EVAN TEH ONOVORS U WER EN ERLEAR.
SECENDLY, UR VIP BOOF DOS NOTING. WACH DIS.
YEH, I KEN WERP MAHSELF. HAO DO U THENK I GO PLASAS SO FEST?
N THERD AF AWL, I ALREDE HAV A SIMELAR SESTEM. EN ORDAR TO MAEK A WESH ON MEH, WON WOLD NEAD TO FIND TEH SEVN POWAH STARS, TEN SUMON MEH N MAEK DEH WESH USEN TEH ANCIENT LANGUAGE™, WICH ES ACTUALY HARD TO LERN.
HM. I YLUAATC VAH THE RASNGT LFNEEL ATT UBSOMDY ES TAFRA ME.
EYH. Y DNO U 2 HEINFS PU SO I OCN EVLE.
Are you kidding me? If you haven't noticed, this imbecile stole my rightfully earned wish, so he isn't going anywhere until he's had enough!
Well I won't have enough until you are dead for being such a buzzkill!
Well too bad because I can't die unless I choose not to let my glasses revive me, which I won't until my mission of wiping out all OCs is completed!
Well then, what a darn shame. Guess I won't be leaving anytime soon either!
Well then, GRAND NOVA, if you have somewhere to be other than here then just leave! You no longer serve a purpose here!
ITS NTO TAT SIPMLI. AY C I AWAN CWAH HOW IDS ESDN.
HM. I ACTUALY HAV TEH STRANG FELEN TAT SUMBODY ES AFTAR ME.
HEY. Y DON U 2 FINESH UP SO I CON LEVE.
Are you kidding me? If you haven't noticed, this imbecile stole my rightfully earned wish, so he isn't going anywhere until he's had enough!
Well I won't have enough until you are dead for being such a buzzkill!
Well too bad because I can't die unless I choose not to let my glasses revive me, which I won't until my mission of wiping out all OCs is completed!
Well then, what a darn shame. Guess I won't be leaving anytime soon either!
Well then, GRAND NOVA, if you have somewhere to be other than here then just leave! You no longer serve a purpose here!
ITS NOT TAT SIMPIL. YA C I WANA WACH HOW DIS ENDS.
You'd really help? Thanks so much!
(I kinda hope he isn't just in it to create an Alpha Stone and take it from me... But if that's the case then, hey, at least I sensed at least 50 of them in this world alone, h-heh...)
According to my senses, there is at least one of them in the far edge of the forest over to the East. That should be a good first start.
Huh!? Where did you just-
Actually, nevermind that. Listen, I need your assistance for something.
You see, I was growing these things called "Alpha Seeds" in the Void when suddenly I was brought into this worldline. And to make matters worse, the Alpha Seeds became scattered all across the galaxy!
Now, I COULD gather them all, but that would require a trip across the entire galaxy, every single planet included. And unfortunately, I don't have enough time to do so.
But if I don't gather at least 20 of them- coincidentally enough to create an Alpha Stone- before I go back, my boss will fire me for sure!
...And by "fire" I mean they will consume my body and soul to fuel their own sustenance.
So will you help me scour the planet to look for them?
...Hm. Well, if it's help you need, then sorry to say, but I don't exactly have the time right now.
You see, I need to figure out how to get to the middle of the universe- NOT THIS ONE, mind you- in about... 14, 15 comments? So that I could stop two idiotic psychopaths from destroying everything with their feud.
But tell you what. As soon as I am available... I'll help out. Ok?
Don't worry, I'm good at remembering things, so I'll remember where this place was.
That includes... certain things.
...Brb!
And the significance of bringing us here... Was...?
I'm not your guy, dude.
I'm not your dude, amigo.
I'm not your amigo, acquaintance.
I'm not your acquaintance, home slice bread slice.
That just sounds utterly stupid.
You're utterly stupid!
Alright, that's it!
out of each other while GRAND NOVA continues to watch. Why isn't he bored with them yet? Because he haven't had this much entertainment in a millennia.
Huh? How did I get here? Last thing I knew, I was busy in the Void making-
Waitaminute. If I'm here, then that means...
...Uh oh.
out of each other. They've been going on for hours, so I suppose it would make sense.
You'd better not think of going anywhere, I still plan on kicking your a** back to the stone age.
Oh trust me, I don't want to miss my own opportunity to knock you back to the ice age.
You know, I truly question just why you're so obsessed over ice.
Hey, I don't question YOUR obsession over killing off OCs, pal.
I'm not your pal, friend.
And I'm not your friend, buddy.
Well I'm not your buddy, chum.
Then I'm not your chum, guy.