And when I came to, this OTHER angry red human lookin' guy was suffocating me. Then he started talking about some random coconut like it was a big deal. and he was all red and glowy and stuff. And then this blue guy who looked like him came and made a lame one-liner and beat him up. And then everyone else started beating him up, too. I... think they still are actually.
If there is one thing I learned from this, it's that this place is bat crazy and that we need to live somewhere else. Like, far, far away from an abandoned cabin in the woods.
Why did you just point out where we live?
I... don't know. Probably plot purposes.
I will say that I got eerily familiar vibes from the experience. Like there was some underlying cause for this happening that's right under my nose. Something that is so evident by now that my sheer obliviousness to is numbingly irritating.
I am also extremely hungry.
Please do not swallow the refrigerator again.
No promises.

Ah, yes, this reminds me. Laser Joe moves one space up. Blader, (and by extension, the team) proceeds to make their way to the stairs.

@MasterofEggery:

(For Mega Man, Bass, and Proto Man's alts, all of them generally follow the same pattern of alt. Just enter in underscore and then the core name of the alt for them. (only these three have this feature))

So Bass would be

[robot]{bass_flame}

And as a result, he would look like:



(for dual elemental text, you just put and underscore and then add the name of the second core type.

so rather than [blank]{flame}, you would put something like [blank]{flame_freeze})

blank blank

..GG guys, I genuinely didn't think we would get past Intro Field.
The Clear Code. Use it.
The wha--
Use. The. Item.

Big Eye uses the Clear Code.

Blader moves six spaces up.

This isn't the end. We're making it out of here, and we will get Co-- Prototype back. And if I really don't matter enough for this to make a difference, If I really am just the sidekick Missigno. said I was... If there really isn't any hope left, then what comes next...

Laser Joe moves three spaces up and uses Break Laser on Picket Man

...Was all for nothing.

Aw, cr-
Hmm. That phrase really is infectious.

No one in Team Prototype moves.

Apparently Laser Joe is completely broken. It seems they haven't even bothered trying to move on. They have completely lost their sense of being. How swell.

The others are still fighting, however. Blader uses another Blader Swarm on Picket Man, and Big Eye moves four spaces right. The child moves wihin proximity to use Air Shooter on Batton.

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Well done, MKII... you've managed to set an example for those who pursue life.

Go on, prove me proud! Take the Guts Dozer as yours and run rampant with it! Besides... it's what you wanted, isn't it?

....

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In a Different Universe...

*snoring noises*
Hey, dude, c'mon, we've gotta go.
Dude.
DUDE!!
Huh!?
....
Oh, man. Either I just had the weirdest dream ever or I just discovered I had a past life as an all-black cool-looking cyclops robot.
...Man, whatever,
Look, we've got a battle about an hour later today. If we're late it's an automatic forfeit. We can't afford to waste time.
You mean I can't afford to be late. I'm the only one doing all the fighting.
Well, yeah, but I'm kindasortabutnotreally your manager though. That's gotta count for something, right?.
Anyway, less talking, more walking. Or both. You get the point the point, let's go.
Whatever you say, "manager".

Oh, does my usage of words "offend" you? Now you know how others feel when they look at how utterly hideous you are! Yes, that is right! Try and make me pay for my words!

Be wary, MKII. It would seem they have other plans.

Laser Joe moves three spaces up and one right, using Break Laser on Batton. Junior moves a space up and uses Hyper Bomb on Big Eye. Big Eye moves two diagonal space up and right. Blader moves one space right and three spaces up and uses Blader Swarm on Picket Man 2.

Prototype uses Energy Boost.

Hahaha! Suckers!
Who-hoa-ho-ho hold on! Are you trying to make as many potential enemies as possible?
Look. When you're nothing but a soulless machine who is good for quite literally nothing except for jumping and crushing-- all the while being unable to do the last one in several instances-- , you get your victories out of whatever you can.
(And these "victories" are more important to you than the three of our lives?)
Arguably.

Team Prototype is progressing upwards.

Sorry about that, by the way! He doesn't mean that! He's a comedian! He loves making jokes!

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Prototype is using another Regular Attack.

Yeah. I wouldn't even be here if not for any lack of judgement I made along the way.

But so what? If we called it quits every time a challenge came our way, we wouldn't have gotten that far. And I don't intend on calling it giving up anytime soon.
Besides, whoever you are. If anything, it's a blessing in disguise I know how vile this guy's plan really is. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Prototype uses a Regular Attack.

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......

MKII? is something up?

After I go over my actions for my Turn, we're going to have a little talk about honesty.... "Walter".

Hmph. Then by all means go ahead and say what you have to say.

Let's see. Junior moves two spaces up. Laser Joe moves one space right and another up, using Laser Buster on [Batton.]{leaf} [Blader moves one space up, two right, and uses Blader Swarm (for real) on Guts Man

..If you're saying it, then it must be true...
...
Then what are you waiting for? This is the end of the line for you, is it not?
...
Heh heh. Sorry. I've really never been good with practical jokes. It'll take more than some fake to make me give up on the people waiting for me.
You still ramble about your associates? You should worry more about yourself. The only thing you can do when faced with a threat is run and hide.
Yeah, it's called strategy. Maybe you've never heard about it because you're used to winning every fight with no more than a glance, but some of us actually think ahead.
Maybe If you did, I wouldn't have gotten this far. But I'd say this is enough for now.

Prototype moves three spaces up and uses Energy Boost

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Uh, Big Eye may or may not've deliberately moved four spaces up and used Big Stomp on Metall Classic. I do not condone this behavior from him.

Also happy 700 Comments! Neat.

*scratches his head* Hmmmmm. Someone to learn Hyper Bomb, huh?

Laser Joe would probably need it the least, being honest. Big Eye could learn something other than Big Stomp but he'll have to wait until he can actually use it. Ruling out Bombomb, Tackle Fire, and Picket Man....

I'm going to regret this, but I'm giving Hyper Bomb to Junior. The thought of him dropping a bomb on someone from above is mildly amusing.

Oh right, the actual turn. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for your favorite show...


Today's team on Bad Decisions That Will Backfire is Team Prototype (but without the Prototype)!

Let's take a look at what they'll do to make the least out of our hopeless Team!

He's a bit of a jerk but he can jump, he's Big Eye! and it seems like he's moving four spaces upwards unprotected without the ability to defend himself! What a riot, folks!

It' a... okay there's no way to make a catchy gimmick out of him, he moves six spaces up.

Naive but never not good-natured, it's Laser Joe! Looks like they're taking their sweet time with two spaces up, two more right, and a Buster Charge!

Pint-sized but self conscious, it's a helicopter child robot, Junior! Surely he knows what he's doing, right? Huh. Apparently so. He's moving two spaces up and also using Buster Charge.

Boys and girls, this has been Bad Decisions That Will Backfire, I'm your host, Eltraw, and we'll see you all... probably never again, since this is some kind of weird one-off from what I know.

Edit: And yes. Bomb Man is recruited.

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Thanks, Eltraw. A-hole.

Prototype moves five spaces down. Seems like he's actively trying to avoid Berry MKII while buying time.

HA! Watashi no chīmu o kōshin suru tame ni watashi ga soko ni inakatta to hontōni omotta?

Translation: HA! Did you really think I would miss out on today's update?

Laser Joe. Four spaces up. Break Laser on Bomb Man.
Junior. two spaces up.
Big Eye. Four spaces.
Blader. Three spaces up. One right. Blader Swarm on Picket Man.

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Prototype. Five spaces up.

Should we be worried?
Well he just punched... er.... clawed? Clawed an even bigger guy in this proverbial room. If we're also including the threat he made to you, which would be by association, to us, my answer would be yes. We should definitely be worried.

Aight Team Prototype gonna head out

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Aye, Prototype moves but a wee space upwards.

We're here now.
Hmm. The way things go with you three I assumed you would fall victim to some random dungeon spawn.
Unfortunate, but not unexpected. Just know that until we get our boss back, we'll never let you live peacefully.
That's quite alright with me, really. If anything...
Peace is the last thing I am looking for.

Laser Joe moves four spaces right, Junior moves three, etcetera etcetera-

Hold on a right minute, mate.
See, this is why we aren't taken seriously.
If we ARE to be taken seriously, then it's only right that we act like the lot of tough guys we are and not let all the other teams do the work, in'it?
When did you develop a british accent?
The point is, we'll only be taken seriously if we punch the biggest guy in the room. Or more accurately, the biggest guy we can punch. And by punch I mean shoot.
What are you trying to say?
Shoot the Bat.
Shooting the Bat.

Laser Joe moves one space right, two more down, and uses Break Laser on Batton. Everyone else proceeds to move as right as possible.

...I could've sworn this wasn't here before. Meh.

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Prototype leaves. Is there anything else to add? No. Obviously not.

...

Well I do think that well I do think that what really happened why I couldn't well I do think his identity is actually Well I do think



Blader reaches the stairs therefore exiting the floor.

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Prototype moves four spaces down and uses another Energy Boost.

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Big Eye moves one diagonal space down and right, and two more spaces down.
Blader moves three spaces right and three down.
Laser Joe moves three spaces down and one right.

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Prototype moves one space up and two spaces right and two down and uses Energy Boost. It looks like he's not making a choice.

Everyone moves as far down as possible.

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Prototype uses Buster Charge.

Laser Joe moves left and three spaces down. Junior also moves three spaces down. Big Eye moves two spaces right, and two more down. Blader moves five spaces right and one down. And yes. Bombomb is accepted.

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(I can't hit him with any attacks from my Buster. Even if I try, I'll just miss. And I'll keep using up WE... I'll have to try some other way.)
What a disappointment. You expect to overthrow me and yet here you struggle to hit what is an insect? ...
...Plaything, huh? Alright then...
WOAH! He must have something huge up his sleeve! Prototype uses... Basic Attack. Huh. Anti-climatic, but he won't waste any WE from physical attacks, even if they miss.

Aaaaand he just played us like the suckers we are. You knew that if there's even a speck of a chance that he's still in there, we wouldn't let it go to waste.
All under the assumption he isn't already too far gone, which we don't know.
I can neither confirm nor deny that he is or is not.
...You know, that is actually a really ingenious plan.
But even if it means playing into Mr. MKII's hands, we have to do it!
!!!

Laser Joe moves two spaces right, one down, another right, and uses Break Laser on Dead Meat. Junior moves three spaces right and uses Buster Charge, whilst Big Eye moves two. Blader undergoes a deep thought process about the meaningfulness of life in the RMMD Univers and the influence of his and everyone elses'.

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Prototype uses Buster Charge. Or that's what he would have used, if not for Distraction. He uses.. Space Shot?