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.....The sky is red.
WHY is the sky red?
...Ah, forget it. I'm probably just tripping. One nap's worth will bring everything back to normal.
Oookay. This is actually happening. Yeah, nope, not doing this. Staying inside.
.....Well, this is an unfortunate situation, seeing as I am here with no lower half..
And I can't sprout wings and fly either, since they're broken. Hmmmm...
I'll just be here in the meantime. Things can't be any worse as they already, can they?
Hmm.
(Slooooooooow and steady wins the race. Sloooooooooooow and steady wins the race. Sloo-)
*belligerent snoring noises*
(Damn it Big Eye, stop whining and attack already!)
.....
Remember. You must be the light at the end of the tunnel for those who have none. No matter what hardships you face, you must remain be the beacon of hope for those with none. Only then will peace return to the universe
Who wins and who doesn't. That doesn't mean I condone any of this- but it doesn't mean I have a say it the matter either.
Is he in?
Yeah, but the darnd'est thing is happening. The GPS says he's inside, but the cameras don't detect him. We know he's here though because you can clearly see everyone else being destroyed.
Eh. He's always been pretty fast. Probably just using that virus watchamacallit to amplify his speed. Defteros!
Sorry! I've been trying to figure out what this strange noise is doing in my head!
That's nice. Do me a favor and step into this booth for a second.
I feel bubbly!
This should be enough to dwarf any considerable difference he's made in power. Now follow me while we wait for him. UV, you check the cameras.
Gotcha.
Avy?
Wattup, D?
Run.
Why-
....
Please. Do not waste either of our times running....
....Your fate was sealed the moment I decided upon it.
Hmm. Just not as exciting as before.
Woah! Is something the matter, squirt?
First of all, I'm older than you. Second, now's not the time for games. You have to come with me.
Wait a minute, we can't be going in here, unless-
!!!
He's back?
Yep.
I'll assemble the men. This'll be his most humiliating defeat yet. He will never be able to live this down.
Oh... Goody. It seems you've found an even more enthusiastic friend to play with.
Whichmeansmyserviceisnolongerequiredkbye.
Look. As much as I appreciate this attempt to help be productive. I don't think become a professional tennis robot is going to help me anger MKII or find my other brothers.
Besides, why practice using a racket when you can give things kinetic energy in any direction you want?
Hmm. You do raise a striking point.
Well, at the end of the day, what you want to do to occupy you is your choice! Ta ta!
Oh man, it's so boring waiting for MKII to bust out of prison so I can enact my super schemish plan.
Oh! Have you ever considered getting a hobby?
HUH?
...Oh. It's just you. Anyway, a hobby sounds boring. What would I even do? Golf? Plant-making? lame.
Honestly. I'm at the point where that stuff's below me.
You might be surprised what entertains you!
......Sheesh. Alright. what would a robot person do for a living?
(So are you going to bring Prototype back now and remove Team MKII? Or are you just busy not caring about your own team at all?) (I mean, I kinda do, but that would undermine the development of the the three coming forward as an actually team altogether.)
(Either way, it's not my business. It's not my place to meddle with the actions of either team, even if I disagree with their motives.) (So you're going to let him become someone elses' problem while you look the other way?)
(Funny coming from the one who brought him back for his own gain. The situation will work itself out eventually. And besides. He'll come after me next even if I do something about it.) (I'm pretty sure unlike the dozens he will have slaughtered and became, you can defend yourself.)
(Hey, like MKII said himself. "Not. My. Problem.")
Ouch. I have been defeated. Truly you are my superior.
(I get that you want Mega Man to be the main character, and that makes sense, but Wouldn't Dr. Light technically be more important since he's the Pokemon Trainer stand-in?) (Just because it's meant to be analogous to Pokemon doesn't mean Dr. Light has to be the protagonist. It's not that deep.)

That's 17-4.
Ugggh. When are you gonna win without using the same cheap strategy with Krillin? You just run away and spam Ki-Blasts the entire time!
All's fair in love and war.
Oookay. Pointless decision. You're better of exploding someone who can... I'unno, be exploded by that.
(Anyway, I was thinking he would face Cut Man and Elec Man first, then meet Enker.) (Snore. Everyone would expect Enker first. You should go with Punk or Quint instead.)
Wait where's Defteros?
I'm hugging the sun!
....Is something wrong?
...No. And that's the problem.
Wh-
Long story short, apparently you-know-who is now detained and an official inmate of some space prison. So, we win.
You think that would satisfy you since it means we win in the end? Right?
Wrong. It means I can't put anymore plans to good use. He was supposed to be MY enemy to humiliate. He was supposed to be the Wile. E. Coyote to MY Roadrunner as I constantly plan around him. But that dynamic is now... gone.
On the other hand, the knowledge of him being reduced to utter ridicule is soothing.
(I will shoot everyone from that area first, detonate that wall... then eradicate any guards standing on the outside afterwards.)
No one knows what you're talking about. No Gangplank Gothclub was stolen, and if you're looking for it, this isn't the place.
(I don't really think this is any anything right now. The impact of that new guy's grand entrance destroyed everything. Thanks a lot for that, by the way.)
(Wait, where'd he even come from? if we really were in space, then that shouldn't have been possible.) (Okay, your first mistake was trying to apply logic to that scenario. Point is, Fatso's looking for the Gangplank Garlicgaff, and it's been taken. Likely by SJB.)
Sure. I... don't see why not.
(THIS ISN'T OVER, YOU ALL! I'M STILL ALIVE! AND I-)
Look, if there's so much wrong with everything, why don't you tell me what's wrong so I can fix it?
(....Alright, fine.This is probably where my saga ends anyway. Besides, it seems like the focus is on that Smack Jeeves Beta now.)
Oh, we are totally calling him that. (Undoubtedly.)
Well, that was a bit mean.
Hey, what works, works. Speaking of, why are you still here, "yang"?
Here's a better question though. What are we going to do about the infestation of clones? They have no real ringleader anymore, and it's pretty hard to imagine civilized duplicates of MKII living peacefully.
Boop!
GNHERFHJIGAeNRJGMERIJGMNERHJGBNERHGUERN-
....Wat.
He's back!
Oh. Right. This thing. I kinda already know what happened since Worship's memories are mine too now. Sorry about that.
Still very relieved that MKII's in space prison though. That means I don't have to monitor the globacidal maniac.
I. Hate. All of you!
So... what now?
NO! I REFUSE TO BE STUCK IN HERE WITH THIS DIM WIiiiiiiiiiiii-
iiiiiiiiiwhatjusthappened? I have a very feint memory of being sealed inside this other guy while listening to this other person whine about control and meta fourth wall stuff like tha-
.....
Your wish is my command.