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Pfft. What kinda amateur do you think I am? Do you think I'd just leave myself defenseless all the time? Newsflash, baldie! It'll take more than turning my own troops on me to win!
Whatever trump cards you may be trying to pull, I'm not going to stand there and let you!
*mumbling* stupid old man, forcing me to do his dirty work while he relocates....* Ahem. These shards you're looking for aren't here anymore. Oh, no. The one called Dr. Koopenstein has already gone with his most elite troops. Instead..
...You face Koopa Kid, child prodigy of the Koopenstein heritage!
And if you're looking to stop him, then you're too late! But since you went through so much effort coming here...
Duhz... Doez anywhun havuh peeca garlick I cuhn spair?
(Wahahaha! It's a good thing I hid the real shards I had, now that moron is going to waste their time while I become rich!) WAHAHAHA--
...
Perfect timing, my wonderful creation! Now we have more than enough of these shards to turn this Chaos Emerald of ours into a Super Emerald! Now quickly, return!
Oh, yeah. And a word of advice. If you're too busy worrying about other people's problems, how do you expect to prevent your own? Hopefully you understand where I'm going with this.
Dun dun da dun dun, da du dun du dun dun, da dun da dun dun, dun, dun, dun.
"Dear Dr. Koopenstein...
Quint. P.S. you left the back door open, and nobody was home, so we went in"-- Doh! Every bowling night!
Well, then, what a pleasant surprise! All the better to seize this world and destroy my no-good arch-nemesis in grand fashion!
Sometal, look what I have! Now, I know I said I was finished repairing you, but--
--UH, UH, UH! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
I THOUGHT I FINISHED PATCHING THAT!
There. Now you have no more friends you need "avenging".
As for you.
You. Take these. Now then. You two and your idiot red friend there have no reason to continue fighting. Now you two can have your stupid Pokemon battle, and you three can go look for an emerald that doesn't even belong to your time or dimension.
Dude, you should probably chill out--
Really? And let this meaningless squabble go on? I don't think so. I've got better things to do than watch my brain deteriorate from the sheer idiocy I have witnessed transpire.
...Every party needs a party pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper.... Party pooper.
Okay, this is getting stupid. I'm beginning to regret involving ourselves with this.
Still think we should wait things out?
We don't know what might happen next.
Well, we can't leave him unguarded! Not after how he helped us.
...Alright then. Let's get this over with..
Oh, boy, this ain't good.
We need to get going before it's too late!
Can't. that other... thing has a few of those pieces.
What are you--
Hey, uh, we aren't really here to fight. Just to gather these emerald pieces and take our friend... and his friends... out of here. You don't really seem to have any use for them, so can you just let us have them?
We don't even know this person! Do you seriously expect them to just hand the shards over to us?
And I have-a-finally reached my-a-breaking point.
I-a-didn't a mean to barge in like-a-that, but he just reminds-a-me of another... stubborn doctor... that I used to know. Although I don't-a-think this one breathes-a-fire...
...Wow, this rice tastes delicious, Uncle Ben!
As far as Wario's concerned, I found these here crystals fair and square! After all, they weren't on Pizzaria property when I found them, nor were they inside this "dimension" of yours, were they? Now, if you'll excuse me...
Have a rotten day!
So that's the way it's gonna be, eh? Just know that you picked a fight with the wrong Wario!
Alright then! Game on! Let's see how you handle my top speed!
....Oh, to hell with this! I've had enough!
WRRRRRAGH! Let's see how this so-called webhead deals with Wario-Man!
(Livin' on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs. Swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our h--)OOF!
Wahahaha! Spectacular, my
! What a piece of cake, this is!
Alright, now all we have to do is follow one of the locations. The closest one nearby is on the road. Wait...
The speed of this guy... who do we know that has a vehicle like that?
*sigh*.... It's that fat
again.
(Oh, nonononono.) You guys work under the same boss, right? Why can't we talk to him?
See, that's the problem. If he's one thing aside from fat and smelly, it's greedy. He'd put money before anything. It's how Lord Hades convinced him to join him in the first place.
(Isn't he the guy who disabled all four of us at the same time in negative seconds?)
Don't worry you, five...
....
Gahahahaha! At long last, my empire has finally been rebuilt! But most greatfully of all, I have found Seven of these Shards and have installed them as a power source for this metallic doppelganger of my most maliciously vexing nemesis of mine! That damned do-gooder and his friends have still yet to meet the wrath of Super Sometal! Isn't that right, son?
...Son? Bah. All that potential and he chooses to waste it on video games. No matter! Somari! Mark my words when I say you have yet to hear the last of Dr. Koopenstein!
I've got an Idea!
What?
How about we go to the Dark Fortress to have some sort of Emerald Radar made? That way we could find any other faster!
...Did you just come up with a good idea?
's what I do.
Perfect. We'll join you.
Honestly we have nothing else important to do so...
And if your base really is capable of producing radars for these shards, then it could prove of use to us.
....
Heh! All right, then! Let's get a move on!
So, where do we start?
How about we contact Du-
Naaaaaah. He's probably busy. We'll look for the others ourselves.
No problem! Consider these crystals delivered, Mr. Beta Shadow! Catch ya later!
It's pi-- Oh, well, I guess now it's gem time..
Pfft, I bet that loser wishes he had a real ride like mine!
(Then again... He came from the Restaurant, which I was nearby when I found those glowing stones. Perhaps getting the jump on this spandexed loser will help make me even more rich!)
(Spider-Sense is acting up again... someone must be after me. I'd better keep an eye out for any trouble...)