Wario turns to Mr. Dink, still in front of everyone.

Ha! Maybe a simple loser like you has the patience to wait, but when you're the best of the best, you get things the fastest!

A. Rock sits on his couch, watching the news.

We now report you you as chaos is being spread throughout the-

Rock changes the channel immediately.

Boh-ring.

A. Rock then receives a knock on his door. As he walks in to open it, it turns out to be Lieutenant Mech.

Oh, do I have to report back already?
Not really, I just need a break from all this corporate/civilian protection stuff. Not to mention Lord Hades gave us orders to stand down for some weird reason.
Also you're the only person I know that I can hang out with.
Oh... well, come in, I guess.

Lieutenant Mech walks in, sitting on a chair.

So, about that incident with that fat yellow guy...
I wouldn't worry about that. He's gone now. also he's kinda in kahoots with us now, so...
Wait, WHAT? THAT FATSO?
It's no big deal, besides, I think from what was about to happen, you kinda got off easy.
.....

*Flashback*

*End Flashback*

That power... Human or robot, it just didn't feel... natural.
Don't worry about it, dude. Since he's one of us, you won't have to worry about that kind of power anytime soon. You also did tick him off to the point of oblivion.
Heh. I sure did.

A. Rock gets up and takes a look outside the balcony. the sky, which was previously pink, is now a shade of blood red.

Yeeeah. That doesn't seem like your run-up-the-mill natural phenomena that takes place every so often. What do you think it is, Mech-tenant?
My guess? Magic. I'm no Disney or vampires but I think I know an unormality when I see it. What about you?
Pfft. I dunno. Probably some evil guy with their tomery. Considering everything that's happened, I'm more nonchalant than afraid of the concept.
Understandable.

---

As Wario, who is regular again, rides on his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X, he quickly hears the sound of his stomach grumbling, which further adds to his upset mood. Then, he happens to see a Pizza place up ahead.

..."Little Papa Beta's Pizza Hut Palace Imporium"? A little redundant, but just what the doctor ordered!

Wario haphazardly parks his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X in the parking lot, and immediately breaks though the wall and charges to the front of the line, leaning onto the counter.

I demand eight of your greatest pizzas, Extra garlic, and make it snappy!

Wario-Man comes back for his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X, and quickly leaves again.

As Wario and the robots zoom by, a tall, monocle wearing figure with a mustache appears in front of them. Wario barely slows down in time so that he doesn't get hit.

Hey, you dolt! Can't you see I'm busy being a menace while looking for someone simultaneously?
I do apologize, my good sir. I just happened to be walking on this fine time of day. But before I leave you gentlemen- and gentlebots to your business, I would like to ask you a question.
...Go on.
I'm fat, I'm shrewd, I eat garlic; I burp, I fart, I make people sick. I'm rude and unmannerly as heck; And worst of all, I'm about to get wrecked. What am I?
...Hmmm...

Wario turns his back on the stranger, scratching his head (and posterior) in confusion. Suddenly, something seems to click in him.

....HEY, WAIT A SEC-

As Wario is about to turn to the stranger, he sees that the back of his overalls have been stuffed with various explosives. Wario's eyes become bloodshot as he looks at the stranger, who suddenly disappears as A. Rock takes off what was an Illusion Mask the entire time.

....Have a rotten day.

The explosions detonate, blasting Wario out of the city and into the skies as he becomes only visible in the shape of a star. A. Rock looks back at the robots, shrugs, and walks away.

Alright, I'm done. You won't seeing any more of that conflict from myself.

A. Rock then stops in his tracks as he then trembles at a certain sight in the air.

..."Done", you say?
Oh, no, you poor fool. We're not done until I say so.

A small shrunken noise is heard from Wario-Man's body. It seems to be the voice of someone else...

....We're done.

Wario-Man flies off in an upset manner, grumbling and whining all the way. Meanwhile, A. Rock snaps out of his shooken stage, and tries to shake it off as he walks back to his hotel room.

The drone accepts the chest, in exchange handing K. Rool the large package.

---

A. Rock suddenly powers down, taking a good look at the robots with a grin on his face. He then proceeds to Smokebomb the area.

...Cheap trick, squirt! But it *oof*, won't *ow* Help you!

When the smoke clears, A. Rock is gone, leaving Wario alone.

Of course. That punk is scared of my prowess. No matter! I know that bumbling brat is here somewhere, and I won't let him get away with this!

Wario hops on his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X, going through building after building, looking for A. Rock.

While Wario yet again rides away, he's interrupted on his by a large, flaming- oh it's the Fireball Meteor.

AMATEUR? AMATEUR!? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF IN THE SLIGHTEST JUST YET!

Wario unwisely tries to throw a Bomb at the Fireball Meteor, creating an explosion that causes a huge shockwave damaging everything within radius.

Rising from under the rubble, Wario coughs, slowly getting up.

*Cough* *Cough* Alright, what now?

Wario is then immediately met with a punch to the face from behind him with A. Rock, who is wielding Earth Gauntlets while in Attack Switch!

I AM NOT "GREEN", I AM NOT A NEWBIE, AND I AM *NOT* AN AMATEUR!

Wario is sent spiraling through buildings from the sheer impact, A. Rock following behind him.

---

Hades, still on his throne, is interrupted by a purple robot.

Lord Hades!
Well if it isn't Lieutenant Mech-KII. To what do I owe the pleasure?
A. Rock and Wario are causing an uproar in the town! At this rate, there's no telling what damage will be done!
You don't say... Let them.
W-what? Why?
Let me put it this way. The child believes truly there is no one on this planet that could rival him. And while he does have his strengths, if he hasn't experienced enough conflicts to think ahead, there is no telling what disaster could be held.
And as for Wario, this is the perfect opportunity to see what he is capable of. Though if he transforms... perhaps it is for the best we interrupt him before this power would be unleashed.
Oh. I see. Apologies, Lord Hades.

The robot bows to him, and turns to the direction he came from.

The drone identifies K. Rool and his minions, and heads towards them, preparing to hand over the large package in hands.

---

While Wario is driving by, he suddenly gets knocked off his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X, crashing into a from a stray Charged Shot. Wario subsequently gets up, angered by this intervention!

ALRIGHT, WISE GUY! YOU'D BETTER PREPARE FOR A WORLD OF PAIN ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!
Maybe next time you should "stick to the sidewalk"...
.....Ya schmuck.

The Perpatrator is a miffed A. Rock, who prepares himself for combat.

WHY, YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE GREAT WARIO!

Wario charges at A. Rock with a Shoulder Bash, to which A. Rock jumps over him. Upon landing, A. Rock then tries unloading a Buster Barrage on him, only to all be devoured by Wario's Chomp. Wario then burps aloud, laughing.

Wahahah! Not bad, kid! Could use a teeny bit more salt, though.
Oh, you've really done it now!

A. Rock goes into Speed Switch, trying to pummel Wario in various areas fast enough to be left unguarded. He then finishes things off with a kick landing Wario on to a field of grass.

I am no one's punching bag! Try to remember that as I punt you into Texas!

Wario, with a few scratches from the previous attacks taken, grabs A. Rock before he can do anything.

Listen here, runt. You can pack a punch, you've got some speed, a ton of potential-- I'll give you that. But in the eyes of everyone else-- you're an amateur. You've still got a long way to go before you can tango with the top dogs.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Hasta la vista, sucker!

Wario then hoists him in the air, chucking A. Rock across the city with a Power Throw, crashing him into who knows where.

And the spoils of victory go to Wario yet again!

Wario mounts his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X, which is somehow still in perfect condition, and rides away.

---

Shoulder Bash- The user charges at high speed while ramming everything in it's path using its powerful shoulders.

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Power Throw- The user throws the enemy with incredible power, the enemy being heavily damaged when it hits the nearest surface.

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Chomp- The user opens up their mouth and bites forward. It does not have an effect unless the opponent is within range. This can be used to either Bite on the opponent or absorb items.

Meanwhile a drone, carrying a rather large package, makes it's way docks next to the Mega City Bay.

---

After being upgraded and apparently given a little extra, Wario begins to roam outside the Dark Fortress, riding on the streets with his new Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X.

(This sheer power I feel.. it makes me feel stronger than ever! Not like anyone was compared to the sheer caliber of my might before. Regardless, I should have more than enough power to turn into that form. I may need an opportunity, however...)

...

A. Rock, who just happened to be walking across the road, barely sees Wario zoom by in time to cross before getting hit. as he speeds across the road, he taunts A. Rock aloud.

Stick to the sidewalk next time, ya schmuck! WAHAHAHAHAHAH!
.....THE WAS THAT?
D'oh, that punk better pray he doesn't cross paths with me again.

A. Rock continues walking across the city.

As K. Rool hangs up, Hades shifts his attention to Wario, who is busy looking at himself in a oval mirror on the wall.

WAHAHA! Still as dashing as ever! No wonder everyone gives me the stink-eye! They're jealous of my looks! But who could blame them? Not everyone is born as handsome as the mighty Wario!
Wario. Do you have any... standard equipment you are used to that we can supply you with?
Now that you mention it, I seem to be missing my motorbike.

Hades snaps his fingers, and the other Mech-KIIs walk out of the room. Seconds later, they rearrive with a brand new Wario Bike, newer than any previous version.

...It's everything I ever could have asked for.
Anything else?
I like to carry some... well... explosives with me.
Done.
Thank you, er-- Lord.. Hades? Anyway, there's only one more thing missing, but it's not exactly an item per se. You see, back at my home world I had absorbed enough ...nutrients... that I used to be able to voluntarily transform into what you could call a Higher state of being. Though ever since I've stumbled across this world, I've long since lost the ability to turn into Wario-Maiiiimean transform into this state. If you could help me with this...
Say no more. My Mech servants will take you to a place that will give you all the energy you need....And a little extra.

Hades signals for the Mech-KIIs to take Wario into the Energy Supply room, and later see to it that this Adaptor is created.

Hades answers the phone immediately.

You are speaking with Quartet Enterprises.
Do you answer every call that comes in?
Only the remotely relevant calls go to this line. Now shush.

Hades continues sitting on his throne. Suddenly, a squadron of Mech-KIIs rush into the room to report something.

Lord Hades. We have caught an intruder inside of the building. For some strange reason, the barrier did not phase him.

As it turns out, The Mech-KIIs are holding a shadowed figure, each by an arm.

Let him go. I wish to speak with this bottom-feeder.
"Bottom feeder?" Who are you calling bottom feeder, chump?
Care to repeat that?
WAH HA HA! I was, um, joking!
And how do you explain your intrusion onto this domain? Do explain, or you may never be seen again.
Look. I don't know where I am. One minute I was haunting the realm of an old personalized videoeerrrr I mean, scavenging for coins, and the next moment, I popped up in some strange base! N-not that there's anything wrong with it!
Is that so? Hmm...
Tell me, how found of you are of this currency?
Are you kidding? They say money can't buy you happiness, but gold coins are the gateway to my heart!
And are you willing to work for them?
But of course! A little work never heart anybody!
Then from here on out, I declare you a new agent of Quartet Enterprises...

......Wario, of the Seven Star Children.

While walking away, A. Rock suddenly stops.

...What just happened?
..Ngeh. If it really was important I wouldn't have forgotten.

A. Rock turns back in the sight of what happened, shrugs, and walks away.

Alt Rock looks in the direction the fire came towards.

....
*sigh* My day keeps getting better and better.

Alt Rock after going into his Speed Switch moves at unreactable speeds, pulling two identical busters in each arm. at both Alt. Break Man and Beta Devil from behind them.

All right, who in the blazing dickens thought it was a good idea to with me right now?

Alt Rock while walking down the street looks down and clenches his fist, upset at how underwhelming this "Free Time" has been.
Damn it. There has to be something out there for me to do.
But outside thrashing robots, nothing... feels right.

Alt Rock looks at the red sky, disgusted. He decides to press on and venture for anything exciting to do.

Oh, of course you run away and camp when you know you can't win in hand-to-hand!

Meanwhile, Alt Rock tries to take his time off to enjoy himself... by training in a digital battle simulator inside a VR Headset. He seems to be enjoying himself at first, but becomes bored.

...I swear I put this on the highest difficulty. This shouldn't be so easy. On top of that, one kept using that same weird raining move.

After a while, he puts the VR headset down, locks the door before going outside.

Great. Even digitized opponents are still snoozefests. Well, maybe I'll find some challenge somewhere else... Just not from any more psychos.

....Hmph. I should have known it would only be a matter of time until questions were raised...

Hades gets up from his throne, meeting Beta Devil square in the eyes.

You ask if I am aware of anything involving the disappearance of his Universe?
....Very well. It is only fair to which I elaborate.
His world and the contents in it were sought out to be destroyed by a.... monster.... who's true desire was to spread chaos above other worlds across the space-time continuum, spreading madness everywhere.
This monster has been long since taken care of... but unfortunately... casualties were suffered all the same.
I would tell the boy... but it would break his heart to find out a cruel. Wretched. Evil creauture so vile. Destroyed everything he learned to love, as well as distract him from his mission. Really-- I'm protecting him.
And now that our game of 20 questions is over...

A group of Mech-KIIs surround Beta Devil, each ready to fire.

Your stay at Quartet Enterprises is overdue.

Yadda yadda yadda Dark Fortress.

Lord Hades... I've come to ask you abo-
You've come to ask me about whether your universe truly lives or not. I am well aware about your scuffle with that Doc Robot because of the damage claims in the incident. No need to worry though. That and the previous city are both in perfect condition.
About my universe... is it truly alive? It feels too good to be true, but at the same time, it might be possib-
Your universe is dead. The one that was spoken of was not yours, but an alternate one.

A holographic map of the multiverse is pulled from across the screen.

Needless to say, yours does not fit anywhere into this equation. Perhaps this "Alt Wily" or "Alt Doc" was a enemy of a separate version of you, but not yourself.
...Oh.
You may leave now. By option, you may take the private jet.
Private Jet? When did we have those?
My boy... We have a lot of things you didn't know about.

Alt Rock takes a Private Jet and flies to another, hopefully Docless hotel.