Poison deals a small amount of damage each turn for the rest of the battle.

Hey there. Collateral Aeon, correct?

Suddenly, Eta Cosmic arrives on the scene!

You seem to have one member down. Want me to fill in for them, or will you be able to handle yourselves?

Collateral Aeon deals 37 Damage to Turbo Green
Beetle Borg deals 26 Damage to Turbo Green
Drill Mole deals 30 Damage to Turbo Green

Well, I'm ed.
Hey, at least go down with dignity!

Turbo Green spams Ivy Wheel at the entire team!

I said dignity, not spasm.

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Turbo Green
HP: 29/282 | ATK: 304 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 301 v

Turbo Black
HP: 261/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

---

Suddenly, from the Memehole Jevil opened up, K. Rool's ship comes from out of nowhere, with K. Rool manning it!

Yah ha har! I may have lost my powers and my base, but as long as I have my ship, I'm still in my prime!

Critical Hit! Collateral Aeon deals 49 Damage to Turbo Green
Beetle Borg deals 25 Damage to Turbo Green
Drill Mole deals 32 Damage to Turbo Green

You made a mistake coming in here!
NOBODY trespasses on Turbo Ranger territory and gets away with it!

Turbo Black aims at Beetle Borg and Drill Mole with Skull Wheel

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Turbo Green
HP: 122/282 | ATK: 304 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 301 v

Turbo Black
HP: 261/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

...I see.

Beta Shadow pulls out a Nurse Salt™ from out of nowhere and takes a sip of it.

Well, I'm taking a well deserved break since I don't have to worry about K. Rool anymore, so... if you feel like you can handle it yourselves, feel free to do so, and I'll let you know when I'm available again.

Beta Shadow takes yet another sip.

Ugh, these off-brand sodas suck. I blame copyright.

The Memehole!

King K. Rool pushes Ninja Ghost away.

Out of the way!

King K. Rool jumps into the Memehole to find his ship.

...Well, not my problem. And neither is Jevil finding Trio, so whatever.

---

Instead of the entire team, Rockman Shadow just finds Beta Shadow, who puts his helmet back on because why not. ...Well, actually the real reason is I'm not making any emotive mugshots for the helmetless Beta Shadow.

Ah, geese. What is it this time?

Well, that's a mighty fine deal! I'd be more than happy to-

Suddenly, Ninja Ghost, in a new suit of sorts, comes in and smacks both K. Rool and the Figure in the face!

Absolutely ing not. I'm not letting him have his powers back, especially since it means working with those goodie two-shoes heroes again.

Ninja Ghost grabs K. Rool and warps away from the figure, making sure to hide away the coordinates, making it untraceable by any means.

Oh, great. What now?

K. Rool gets up and brushes himself off.

Look, I already lost my Wish Core, my Berserk Instinct, my Evil Energy supplies, and my base. What more could you want from me now?

Oh great... With all the Evil Energy gone, my back-up plans are all ruined!

As I expected... A lousy villain like always, K. Rool!
Guys!? What are YOU all doing here!?
To see how your little "Destruction of the MMRPG Omniverse" plan was doing. Needless to say, it was a flop, just as I thought it would be!
Look at this dump you called your base. The heroes seem to trash it up good. In fact, *Points over to the Blast-o-Matic* I see you lost your little toy over there.
You are a disgrace to video game villains everywhere. I LAUGH at your stupidity.
What was your back-up plan, anyways? Want to steal bannanas from a bunch of dumb apes again?
Hahaha, you're more of a joke than I am! And I'm supposed to be the funny guy around here!
It's sad, really. You would've been a good villain, if you had some actual BRAINS!

Dr. Eggman!? I understand Marx, being a boss and all, but since when did HE become part of the Villains of Smash team!?
Oh, he's not part of the Smash Villains team... We're ditching YOU to join a BETTER Villains alliance!
New alliance!? What new alliance!?
Why, MY alliance, of course.
YOU!? You're in charge!?
What can I say? I had experience leading a team... I also had experiences with taking over other people's properties. Which leads us straight to why we're TRULY here...

Suddenly, various minions begin storming K. Rool's base, kicking out all the Kremlings!

King K. Rool, your base will now be property of the Dark Alliance. You shall now be escorted from the premises.
You can't do this to me! I am the GREAT King K. Rool, Kaptain of the Kremling Krew!
Hmph. More like King K. DUNCE, captain of the idiots who don't even know what the letter "c" is.
Please, give me a chance! I... I'm still a strong villain! I can be a powerful asset to your cause!
A powerful villain with a brain the size of a pea! We have no room for such a pathetic villain. Now, GET OUT!

And so, K. Rool is kicked out of his own base.

There. Now that we got rid of the trash... Let's talk business, boys.

Turbo Green's attack is lowered!
Beetle Ball deals 19 Damage to Turbo Green!
Beetle Ball deals 21 Damage to Turbo Black!
Drill Mole deals 35 Damage to Turbo Green!

So what if you defeated those two losers?
Yeah! We're MORE than enough to take you on!

Turbo Green launches the Ivy Wheel at the entire team, attempting to inflict Poison!

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Turbo Green
HP: 228/282 | ATK: 304 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 301 v

Turbo Black
HP: 261/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

---

Back at K. Rool's base of operations...

So, both the Wish Core and my powers are gone... No matter! I still have evil plans up my sleeves! I just need to find my Evil Energy sta-
NANI!? It's... It's all gone! My Evil Energy is gone! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!?

---

Meanwhile...

...This has been taking WAY TOO LONG. *Picks up communicator* Copy Droid! Report to me what you found out already!
...Copy Droid, come in! ...You will ANSWER your majesty when he tells you to-
King Wily, I assume? I'm afraid your little spy has become a part of my collection of souls.
Who... Wait a minute, you're-!
Ding, ding, ding. Congratulations, you just won on this episode of "Figuring out the Obvious"! Tell him what he's won, boys!
Why, you just won yourself a free warning from Skull Reaper!
You son of a . When my elite forces find you, they will-
They. Will all. DIE. Just like every single Robot Master from that little planet you call your empire. And when I'm done with THEM...
...You're next, King Wily.

Skull Reaper destroys the communicator he stole from Copy Droid's lifeless body and warps away!

SKULL REAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

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Skull Reaper's Status (Should mention that he's been on a bit of a killing spree in-between appearances.)

Turbo Green is tripped up! SPD lowered!
Turbo Green is enraged! ATK raised!

GO TURBO RANGERS!

The two targets Collateral Aeon and Beetle Borg, trying to run them over!

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Turbo Green
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 432 ^ | DEF: 189 | SPD: 301 v

Turbo Black
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

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Beta Team and the others find themselves back at where it all began... Which, since it was never SAID where it all began, let's just assume it's some grassy plains or something like that.

Huh? What just happened?
I think the entire Omniverse was just destroyed. And then it was... Brought back somehow? Idk what just happened.
Well, whatever happened, we should probably take some liberties to make sure it doesn't happen again.
We'd be able to split up if K. Rool wasn't such a threat still-

WHAT THE !? What happened to my Berserk Instinct!?
Huh. Well that's convenient.
So just because I don't have my Berserk Instinct, it means I'm no longer a threat? You complete !

Well, if we can now go our separate ways, I guess I should try and find both the Alpha Seeds and Collateral Aeon.
Hey, you just go and worry about those Alpha Seeds of yours. I'll go help out Collateral Aeon for you.
H-hey, wait! What about us? We still need to get home somehow!
Oh, come on, Bane! Let's just take this as an opportunity to learn a bit more about this world!
...Ever the optimist, aren't you, Fortem?

So, wait, what do the rest of us do for now?
I'll tell you what you're NOT going to do: Survive unless you come with me. If you're going to be a part of this overpowered world, you're going to need the appropriate upgrades. Gamma Bolt, you're going to have to assist with the upgrades.
Sounds good to me!
Not you, Ninja Ghost. You and Bt are going to be part of the NEW DA universe, and I'm not letting any mary sues in there.

Well, you all have fun with that. I'm gonna go try to freeze the entire world again!
...
What? Just because I promised to be a part of this team, doesn't mean I'm a good guy now!
...Whatever. What about you, Shadow? What will you be spending with your newly given free time?
I don't know. I think I'm just going to relax for a bit. I've been through a lot, so I think I deserve a break.

And so, everyone went on their own separate ways. Zeta Light went off to find more Alpha Seeds while Eta Cosmic heads off to find Collateral Aeon. Delta Paradox and Gamma Bolt takes Beta Man, Sergeant Man, and Ninja Man to get upgraded, while Bt Ghost follows. Ninja Ghost scoffs about his lack of an OP upgrade and returns to his realm with the Nightmare Force and Spiritomb. Epsilon Snow heads off to try to freeze the world again, while Alpha Miser heads off to try and stop him. Bane and Fortem heads off to explore, and K. Rool goes off to sulk in his losses.

As for Beta Shadow, he takes off his helmet and decides to relax a bit.

No idea how long this peace will last, but it's a good peace to have.

@Slimy Salt : Unfortunately, the Great Deity is immune to all attacks. In fact, he's in a realm only he himself can access.

Really, I just don't want the entire MMRPG Omniverse to be considered as just this roleplay. That's like saying there is no hope of there ever being a REAL roleplay in this community ever again.

With the Omniverse destroyed, a mysterious man- no, DEITY- looks down on the Omniverse with displeasure of its sudden disappearance...

Hm, the servers seem to be down. Let me just fix that real quick...

And with the grace of the great deity, the Omniverse is reborn. Everyone who has died from Kirby's great s u c c has been revived... In fact, everyone who has died in this roleplay is back to life! Some other changes include...

> The Absurd Roleplay's universe/timeline/ect. count has been reset. There is now only 1 universe (and it is NOT within Kirby). ...Well, two, I guess, but nobody's going into the universe Enka created, I'm sure.
> GRAND NOVA is not only alive again, but he also has his Wish Core and Meme Core back.
> King K. Rool lost his Berserk Instinct and Epsilon Snow lost his Memelord SOUL, as the Memelord SOUL fragments of both Tomlines of Universe 2 have turned from 2 sets to 1.
> Other changes are moreso dependent on everyone else. You control how this affects your characters.
> The rest of the battle between Collateral Aeon and the Turbo Rangers will occur within a Pocket Dimension that will disappear when the battle is over. As soon as it is such, only THEN will the Omniversal Refresh affect him.

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Turbo Green
> Scan
> Trip

Turbo Black
> Scan
> Spook

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Turbo Green
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

Turbo Black
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

And the greatest part about that is that it didn't end there. The two of us continued on our adventures, with Bane having eventually made a visit to Xerneas to have HIS memories returned as well. After remembering who he was in the Human World, Xerneas apparently decided to help Bane to find a way to travel between our world and the Human World, as thanks for helping to save the world. Eventually, with help from Hoopa, Palkia, and a mysterious third party, they managed to create a link between the two worlds, creating an object known as the Epsilon Stone. It allowed not only Bane, but also myself to travel between the Human and Pokemon Worlds, as well as allowing Bane to change between Human and Pokemon form at will. After that, Bane decided to continue on his adventures in the Human World, while I cheered him on from the sidelines. His first returning travel was to a region known as Alola, where he helped form their first ever Pokemon League and became their first Champion, while also beating a team of troublemakers known as Team Skull along the way. And after that, he waited about 3 more years to do basically the same thing he did in Unova: See if anything changes, then see if he could take it on.

Needless to say, not much was different, and I managed to beat the League and become champion again. However, after that journey ended, I quickly found myself in a confrontation against Team Rainbow Rocket. The leader of Team Rocket- a group of Pokemon-snatchers-, Giovanni, decided to gather all the past leaders of villainous groups and try to take over Unova. However, I managed to step in and stop him. But, ever since that moment, I kinda felt... Fulfilled. I think I know why, but that itself is a long story. In any case, I decided to retire from Pokemon Leagues, and have moved on to basic exploring with Fortem. No leagues, no world-saving, just regular adventuring with no big goals to complete. Which leads us to how we got here... We were exploring a dungeon of sorts, when suddenly we found a rift in space and time. Fortem was curious about it, so we decided to check it out. Then we ended up in that town, and... Well, you know the rest.

tl;dr...
> Bane regains memories of his life as a human
> A journey was done to find a way to allow Bane to cross dimensions so that he could continue his journey as a Pokemon Trainer and come back to explore with Fortem at will.
> Thanks to the PMD World Hoopa, Palkia, and Necrozma, an artifact known as the Epsilon Stone was created to allow both Bane and Fortem to travel between the Human and Pokemon World at will. (It doesn't work for them outside their world, however)
> After that, Bane went through Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Ultra Moon.
> And then what's happening now happened.

So, since we're all covered, shall we get going?

And so, our heroes are off... Not knowing that they aren't really going to get far. ...Or maybe they will. We'll see what happens.

@Slimy Salt : Well, our heroes won't be able to do anything, but I will do something.

But only when the Omniverse is destroyed.

You'll see where I'm going with this eventually.

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Ok, so let's start things off with myself. I am actually not a Pokemon, but rather a human. Well, I was, anyways. And in the Human World, I was a Pokemon Trainer. In fact, you could say I was quite the trainer. Back before I was sent to the Pokemon World, I was the Pokemon Champion 3 times in 2 different regions. My first championship was in Unova, then I waited two years to see if the league changes at all, just to see if I could take it on. And of course, I did. And along the way, I defeated a group known as Team Plasma and their leader Ghetsis, who wanted to separate humanity from Pokemon in order to become the only powerful person in Unova. A year after that, I decided to head to my old home region of Hoenn to take on its league and beaten that, whilst also stopping a group known as Team Magma from expanding the land with Groudon and destroying the world with a massive heat surge. And after all of that, I decided to take a break. But fate had different ideas.

Yeah, apparently he and I are reincarnates of a human and a Mew (respectively) that defeated a creature known as Dark Matter and stopped them from turning the world to stone. However, it was made from our negative emotions, so it was destined to return, and would always come back with evil intent unless we learn to accept it as a part of us. And of course, after everything Dark Matter did, our previous incarnates would be unable to forgive them for that, and were therefore incapable of accepting Dark Matter for what it was. So, they decided that they would be reborn in different forms, and new lives. Those new incarnates were us, though Bane's reincarnation was earlier than mine. But Bane turning into a Pokemon kinda changed that anyways. In any case, Bane was sent to my world, being told what he was being sent to stop. ...Only for the bad guys to wipe out his memories, including even his human life. But after all that, we met up, we decided to join the Expedition Society, we had a lot of adventures together, and we eventually were able to stop Dark Matter.

After all was said and done, Xerneas, the representation of-

We, uh, already met them before.

...Oh. Ok... Well anyways, Xerneas appeared before Fortem and revealed the truth about his identity. And since everything was done, Fortem had to be reincarnated back as Mew. So, he had to leave, and I was actually quite sad about that. However, I was told something about Xatu, who knew almost everything. Xatu sensed Mew within a place known as the Mystery Jungle, so I went there, hoping I could find out from Mew themselves if there was a way to bring Fortem back... only for me to quickly find out that the new Mew didn't exactly know anything about that sort of thing. I decided to head back, only for Mew to follow behind. So, Mew became my partner at the time, and I started to see more of Fortem in them. Though, something was apparently up with Mew, and they eventually ended up becoming ill. Some ex-workers for Dark Matter claimed that they had to take Mew to a place known as Purifying Cave because there was a piece of Dark Matter inside Mew. I went after them to stop them from offing Mew, only to find out that the REAL reason they took Mew to the Purifying Cave was because the scarves we used to carry- the Harmony Scarves- were the key to bringing back Fortem, who was trapped within Mew. As such, the whole thing was revealed as a plan to test the strength of my wish to bring Fortem back, Fortem was returned, and we were happy with that.

And this was the BIGGEST Text Wall ever, so a tl;dr recap:

> Bane is actually a human trainer from the Human World.
> He went through the events of Pokemon White, Black 2, and Omega Ruby. Essentially, he represents my playthrough of these games, as well as SMD.
> The rest is more or less the plot of Super Mystery Dungeon.
> This isn't the end of it, it's just that the rest was too long to fit in this post.

Ho, boy, our story. Ok, so, we came from a Universe that these guys would apparently call "Discorded Adventures". Me and Sergeant Man were created by Dr. Light as the first two of a series known as the All-Star Numbers, basically created to help outnumber the amount of rather... harmful robots owned by the likes of Wily. Sergeant was created by request of the Military, to create a form of military hero to inspire hope into others, while I was created to assist Mega Man whenever he needs it. However, Dr. Wily tried to take all the All-Star Numbers, but he was stopped by Proto Man before he could take me and Sergeant. But he still did take the other All-Star Numbers and reprogrammed them, causing us to have to step in and stop him. However, Wily planned for me and Sergeant and created Ninja Man, a robot created to kill us... Until Ninja decided to become my rival. Of course, we won, and then there was peace for about... 3, 4, maybe 5 months? Apparently, a Pokemon by the name of Rotom came from something known as an "Ultra Wormhole", which bridges universes and dimensions together. Rotom, lost and confused (or so we were told, but I hardly believe it) decides to lash out on our world, but we stepped in to stop him. But soon afterwards, someone by the name of Symphony came along and tried to take over the world. We struggled, but I managed to defeat him. ...Only for ANOTHER villain by the name of Yveltal to come around and try to destroy the world. We decided to try and stop him, too, but... Well, apparently we had to be pulled into this big problem caused by King K. Rool by Ninja Ghost, and as soon as we left that world, it apparently... "expired", however that works. So, we're pretty much stuck in these connected universes long enough to be considered as a part of them, and therefore no longer in danger of being erased along with the expired universe, when that eventually happens.

Yikes. You guys really HAVE gone through a lot.
And the thing about all that is, it all pretty much started back when Rotom came around...
Yeah, Rotoms could be quite the troublemakers... We know THAT from experience.
I do wonder what happened with him, assuming he was able to protect himself from time freezing over...
Wait. Are you saying that you two are ALSO "Pokemon"?
IS IT REALLY NOT THAT OBVIOUS TO YOU!? ing amateurs.
...Uh, yeah, that's us. A tag-team of Pokemon who likes exploring and having fun!
...I don't believe that.
Huh?
You heard me. I don't believe you two to be TRULY on our side. For all I know, what you're doing is nothing but an ACT. You Pokemon have caused us nothing but TROUBLE for the last few months! You heard our stories, now tell us YOURS, because I'm not trusting EITHER of you two until then.
...You know, you could've just asked nicely.

Yet ANOTHER text wall, coming up on my next post!

That's... A lot to try and take in, especially since I don't know who any of those people are.
Yeah, considering you're not even close to being a part of this Omniverse, I'd imagine you'd be very confused having to hear of people that doesn't exist in your universe.
So, what're your stories?

--WARNING! TEXT WALL INCOMING!--

Well, technically speaking, me, Epsilon Snow, Alpha Fire, Delta Paradox, Zeta Light, Gamma Bolt, and Eta Cosmic are all pretty much the same person. You see, Epsilon Snow- who is from Universe 3, Tomline 1 (a Tomline being basically a timeline, but... Not, I guess)- tried to freeze his entire world, but he was destroyed by a person called Aeon- Which I have a very bad feeling about his situation by the way, but we have too much to deal with right now to check in on that- which causes a split in the "Tomline", creating Universe 2, Tomline 2, where Alpha Fire came from. Alpha Fire was basically created when Ninja Ghost spilled milk on Epsilon Snow's special, indestructible glasses, which allows him to always return from death... Most of the time. Alpha Fire wanted to wish for the means to destroy all "OCs"- Don't ask, you wouldn't understand- and so sought out an all-powerful being known as GRAND NOVA. However, Epsilon Snow stole his wish, the two fought, decided to turn their attention towards various people who were trying to stop them, and fused into one being, Delta Paradox. But, I destroyed them with a clever plan, but eventually recreated them as clones upon request of Maroon Text Guy, or so he shall be mentioned as until requested otherwise, to fight Aeon and his alternate selves. Eventually, however, GRAND NOVA apparently had a system for his wishes, one that would eventually erase an entire universe. And eventually, it happened, erasing Universe 3, Tomline 2... Until it didn't. It's a complicated story. In any case, Delta Paradox and Alpha Fire- with Epsilon Snow having experienced an... incident...- decided to patch things up with the Aeons, and also converted 2 other versions of myself into Gamma Bolt- who is from Universe 2- and Eta Cosmic- who is from Universe 1, Timeline 2. Meanwhile, Zeta Light- from Worldline 5 iirc- apparently lost some "Alpha Seeds" and went on a quest to find them. However, we were all forced to band together when King K. Rool hired a mercenary known as Skull Reaper to kill GRAND NOVA and take his Wish Core, the source of GRAND NOVA's wishes. We were helped by two people known as Sir Winston and the Memesmith... Who turned out to be after the Wish Core for some evil purposes. And then a third, female figure took the Wish Core from THEM and wished for some virus thing to spread or something along those lines. Also, the Evil Energy thing. In any case, we need the Star Scepter because the Chosen One™, who is the only one who could use the Star Scepter, could use it to wish away the Wish Core so that it could never be used for evil again. Only THEN will our schedule be free enough to handle everything else that's happening.

...I see... So... Beta Man, was it? What about the rest of you?

Another long wall of text to come in my next post!

Collateral Aeon deals 35 Damage!
Beetle Borg deals 27 Damage!
Drill Mole deals 26 Damage! Turbo Yellow is rekt!

YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 25 Zenny!

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Well, looks like the weaker ones are down.
Let's deal with these intruders!

Turbo Green and Turbo Black attacks!

Auto-Scanner activates!

Turbo Green
Core: Swift and Nature | HP: 282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
The 3rd lowest rank of the Turbo Rangers. His Nature-core version of Scorch Wheel is known as the Ivy Wheel, which is Nature-Core and can cause Poison.

Turbo Black
Core: Swift and Shadow | HP: 282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
The middle rank of the Turbo Ranger. His Shadow-core version of Scorch Wheel is known as the Skull Wheel, which is Shadow-Core.

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Turbo Green
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

Turbo Black
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

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Our heroes pay no attention to the giant Kirby. Not to ignore Salt, but because I'd rather not have this interrupted. Link and Zelda has taken noticed, however, and sprung into action. But I'm not going to control them any further because they were supposed to be a one-time appearance.

We call ourselves "Beta Team". I'm the leader, Beta Shadow.
I'm Epsilon Snow. Nice to meet ya!
I am known as Alpha Fire.
Delta Paradox. A pleasure.
Zeta Light, at your service.
I'm Gamma Bolt! Glad to meet you!
Eta Cosmic. The pleasure is mine.
I'm Beta Man. Nice to meet you.
And I am Ninja Man, Wily's GREATEST Creation!
Sergeant Man. Don't mind him, it's just that he has an ego that's bigger than this place doubled.
I'm Bt Ghost, it's nice to finally meet you two!
I'm Ninja Ghost. Don't ask about what he meant by "finally", you wouldn't understand.
I am Shadow Mewtwo. The other two with me are part of the Nightmare Force, of which I'm pretty much being obligated to associate myself with.
I'm Type: Null. Nice to meet you!
...Darkrai.
we aRe KNowN AS SpiRItomb.
And I am the GREAT King K. Rool! I'm... Not really a part of their team, I'm just here because... Well, it's a long story-
He tried to destroy LITERALLY EVERYTHING and the only reason he's helping us is because we don't trust him to go off on his own, so he might as well make himself useful.

...Yikes. Sounds like you've been through a lot.
You have no idea.
We've been through a lot, too! Perhaps on the way, we can catch each other up!
I don't have any objections to that.

And so Beta Team and the Reincarnates heads their way to the west, unaware of the chaos they're leaving behind.

Collateral Aeon deals 43 Damage!
Critical Hit! Beetle Borg deals 36 Damage!
Drill Mole deals 27 Damage!

I... I cannot give up... Not now, not ever!

Turbo Yellow targets the full team, using more Spark Wheels!

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Turbo Yellow
Health: 67/188 | ATK: 183 v | DEF: 126 | SPD: 181 v

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In the bar, two elf-like people- One in a blue tunic and one in a pink, royal dress- seem to be sitting alone in some form of booth before overhearing the radio.

A purple fog... I swear, a lot of strange things have been happening recently.

Beta Shadow and his team approaches the two Hyrulians.

Excuse me? Would you happen to know where to look for the Star Scepter?
The Star Scepter? That would be out west. However, a strange, appearance-shifting cave is known to keep out people trying to find it... I'd ask Link to help you out, but he's currently too stubborn to get up and do anything about it.
Well, EXCUSE me, princess, but I've worn myself out from the last few Smash battles. I kinda need this break.

Suddenly, a creature of sorts appears to Beta Team!

Pardon the intrusion, but what you just described was a Mystery Dungeon, which happens to be our specialty!

Another creature of sorts then comes along.

Wait, are you seriously thinking of helping these guys? We know nothing about this "Star Scepter", who these people are, and why they need it so badly!
Well, how is it so different from the other people we helped out?
Well, for starters, the fact that we only have half an hour before our portal home closes...
Hey, if you really need to go home, I can try to make you a portal to your home universe after we're done.
See? It'll be perfectly fine! Come on, it'll be fun!
...*Sigh* Alright, if you insist...
Thanks! So, who might you two be?
...Well...

...We are known as The Reincarnates, of the Expedition Society. I'm Bane, and this over here is my partner.
I'm Fortem! And who might you all be?

...Well... Hope you like a long role call...

...And by long I mean too long to fit in this one post. So, next one.