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Alright, "Hades", give it up. This whole entire thing was just a ploy to give Shaggy Negro the opening he needed, didn't he?
Perhaps. I'm astonished you all would have thought that I would let intruders in so easily. Worry not, however... Nothing of value was lost.
...Fair enough. I'll cut to the chase.
Immortality. Seal-proofness. How-- what could you have possibly gained to give something that vast?
It's quite simple. I've have simply had my troops gathered pieces of the most powerful objects throughout each known dimension and universe to create what I like to call The Composite 1-Up. You cannot destroy or erase it, and it doesn't disappear after each use, rather-- It is so powerful that the user will be brought back no matter what cataclysmic event befalls them. Of course, where you all see conspiracy, I see profit. This was merely a business trade. At your expense? Maybe so. But business is business. However...
Nothing is without balance. This should balance it out to the point where it negates the effects of The Composite 1-Up.]{spoiler}
why are you giving me this, exactly?]{spoiler}
Due to the Rules of Trade, I already have what I want. If Regulus tries to kill me, or take my infinite wealth away, it'll take away his new Power-Up as well. It was all in the name of pure business.
Word to the wise-- You may want to focus on the current target at hand. Shaggy Negro intends to cause serious destruction. And now that Regulus is fed up with him... He has nearly nothing to lose.
(...Why did I take off my helmet again?)






















Now look at what you've did, you nigh-all powerful idiot! Now we have no time left! And you want us to sit there at let him allow Regulus to get away with Omniversal destruction!?
No. Screw that. What we're going to do, is nip this in the bud!



Uhhh....
Hey, dude, you good?
Oh, no, I'm uh... I'm fine. I just need to use the bathroom.
Oh. Steady on, then.
..."Bathroom"? Wait a sec--
I've rerouted it's data onto the motherboard (along with a first-person view), and whaddya know? These robots are built in with automatic tracking knowledge of (almost) every room in here. It was actually... pretty... easy. This Treasure Room seems a little unorthodox, though. Nearly none of these robots have the authority nor power necessary to activate it.
For someone that prides himself on leading an trans-intergalactic-dimensional business company, I'd be willing to bet he's got more than just your average pool of gold coins. Or zeni. Or yen.
Bingo. I trust your forces are ready to attack?
We have them surrounded. Enter and we'll go on the offense immediately.
Perfect. This has been a long time coming, Hades... you and your little game is over.
All right, you all, prepare to launch the offense in three... two... one.
Ah. So they've taken the bait. Fine, then. if it is to be conquered you desire... then conquered so it shall be.
Okay, A. Don't ask how we got this line, B. Don't ask how long we have been listening, and C. Lemme ask you guys this. You guys have been too busy thinking inside the box.... Well, technically we're thinking inside the box too but you get my point.
Granted. Our last visit didn't go too well either, but we may have sneaked a nanobot into their base of operations during our last visit before being blasted off. All we have to do is have it emit a charge into one of their little guards that makes them listen to our commands, control it to go over to that switch, and presto.
Hey, are you telling them about my pla- *OW!*
You didn't even know it existed until we told you an hour ago, dimwit!
...Convenient. But where were you all earlier?
*audible shrugging noises*
Yeeeesss... now that they're saving their best, it's time to strike them whi--
No.
How?
I think that's the least of your problems. What you should be worrying about is this.
The hell kinda robot was he supposed to be, anyway? Weirdo.
Oh, hey you guys! I've-a-just finished making the radar! Do you all have-any--
--We have-a-the other 11.
....Hmm. Quick.
Now we have something to fight-a-this destructive depot with. We won't-a-let this guy hurt anyone. No matter what.
And-a-then, he impaled-a-me. But-a-luckily, we won.
But un-a-fortunately, he's-a-still alive, back with even-a-greater forces than before.
...That's-a-lot to unravel.
It may be a bad-a-time to tell you this, but there's-a-more. When we met again he-a-didn't even bother trying to attack us or-a-kidnap us at all. Something about-a-major threat to significant to ignore.
Yeah... he may not have-a-been joking, either.
SAY WHAT!?
"Duracell"? Really?
Yeah. He's-a-gone now, like you-a-just saw, But what I'm-a-referring to is this-a-part in specific.

This-a-Duracell guy was no joke, in fact, his-a-power defied-a-reality in of itself. None of his actual challengers were-a-able to beat him, barely even hurting him at all. If there's something out-a-there even more powerful...
...Then-a-Somatic really wasn't-a-kidding. Tailigee. Is it-a-possible for you to-a-make a radar for the Chaos Coins?
...Sure, but I'd-a-need a radar to capture the right frequency of-a-energy. Without it, it'd-a-be impossib--
Wh--when? How?
Heh heh. I-a-found one on my-a-way here.
Well, I'll need at least an hour to make it.
Thanks, bro. Yoshles, let's-a-go.
(Right behind ya!)
I do not know who this 'Rotom' is, but they sound problematic.
As for soldiers, or whatever, there are a few outside of the barrier in of itself which guard it. They would likely make for a simple way inside.
A--
--What Defteros was going to say is that although getting information from Hades would be the best way to combat Regulus from here (and that there really is no option for me than to cooperate should the repercussions be as dire as presented), there is still a problem with your little plan.
A. Rock is busy doing whatever it is he and his friend are up to, and Wario and Waluigi... Well, I'm sure you know the likelihood of their compliance all too well.
However... that isn't to say getting in would be impossible. Wario and Quin both somehow ended up inside, and Beta Devil managed to corrupt (or possess) one of their robots from the inside. And if I had to guess... I'd say it's likely they have some sort of room with a switch to reverse the barrier inside.
As for an army... I suppose I could at least try and help (at the risk of Regulus skewering me). Though we'll need a way in before we can do anything.
*iPhone caller ringtone*
...Are you ringing? Why are you ringing? Who is that?
Boop!
What did you just do?
I picked the call! It wouldn't be very nice of me to leave people hanging, now, would it?
(...This is the Anti-MKII? Well, it makes more sense literally then figuratively.)
...Ah. I see you have made it.
Yes.. it would seem as though, and correct me if I am mistaken, while you were eating your sandwich, Duracell was massacred by a certain legendary being and his comrades, meaning he is now dead.
Really? Because it would seem almost as though you deliberately let him get killed. Though that wouldn't be a possibility, seeing as you both sought to destroy the Earth!?



--See, that's what I don't get about you. Revenge for what? For being incompetent!? Face it, Scrappy. You stole a body because you were weak. Because you weren't strong enough to rise out of the Mystery Gang's shadow. That is the last time you disobey my order. Am. I. Understood?
SILENCE. YOUR GOD HAS SPOKEN.
What are we supposed to do if Duracell wins?
Defteros. Can I be completely honest with you?
Of course, silly! Honesty is the best policy!
I haven't the slightest clue how to make heads or tails of this situation. I was created to take care of this island, but it seems Regulus is too mad with power to even think about Reguhalla anymore.
...Have you tried asking him nicely?
...You've known him longer than I. What do you think? Will he heed your request or will he just take this opportunity to kill you -- for the third time this roleplay -- immediately?
...
...oh.








Not in my house, son.

You're in the MAYLAY Universe now, boy. Now get up and fight like the disgraceful battery bug you are... 'Cause you're really in for it now..
COME ON!
HORAGGH!! (Oh, no you don't! You tried using Hiyaa for your own plans, but this time, we'll make things right!)
HIYAA!! (If nobody else ('sides Mighty) will seize this opportunity, then we will! Take this!)
FAUCONE.....
PAUNCH!

....Transformed? Wh--
....Those damn pigs would threaten Waluigi!? What did he do to them!? I swear, if I ever cross paths with one of those pizzeria punks, the first thing they'll get is a knuckle baconator.

(I was planning on giving a one-star, but even that would be pushing things.)
Duracell (5th Form) | Level: Maximumest | Health: Incalculable++++ | ATK: Incalculable++++ | DEF: Incalculable++++ | SPE: Incalculable++++