Hades responds:

Who is it?

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So. What now?
I could try using the Dread Cannon again. We don't know whether it will or won't work, after all.
That's still a huge liability. If it doesn't he might just end up absorbing it and making it even stronger.
Then what are we supposed to do? We couldn't even fight him before he was like this.
To be frank, I'm at the point whether I don't care if we win or not, since if we do, we'll probably have to deal with something worse. I kinda didn't realize how lucky I had things while they were peaceful until now.
And I'm basically a War Machine. And a counter-intuitive one at that since at this point in time we're so far down the pecking order compared to "Jazz Hands" that nothing matters.

So you all wish to have your lives taken as well? Very well.

When hit by the blast, instead of dissipating -or screaming, mind you- the blast does nothing until the Omni-Meme is put into it, onlfy affecting him a few seconds later reverting Wario back into his regular form and putting everything back to normal.

DIE! Wait, what?

Wario then looks down, realizing how far he is from the ground, pulling a sign out of nowhere saying "I'M IN TROUBLE."

He then proceeds to fall all the way down from the sky.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A loud explosion happens as Wario falls from space. As he slowly gets up, Wario turns to everyone angrily.

Hey, you all! What's the big idea, messing around like that!? I was only trying to teach that punk a lesson!
And possibly killing everyone in the process?
D'oh, quit acting like you've never been in the heat of the moment, Solid Squirt!

---

Hades in disappointment rests his head on his face, shaking his head.

Those fools. Out of paranoia, they ruined Wario's mission. They all eliminated the best chance they had at destroying that pest.
Hmph. Regardless, that is none of my concern. It seems that enough has been done as is.

You cannot hear. You cannot see. You cannot feel. An experience you are most likely used to. And yet, death lies as your fate all the same. As you squirm in darkness, you are burned alive, yet melted into ice. you are frozen, yet drowning. You have been stabbed, shot at via laser and exploded. You rot yet you are pushed past your life force's limit. You are asleep, yet hallucinating. You. Are. Suffering.

Wario then tries to hypnotise Jazz into shooting himself.

Obey Wario. Destroy Jazz.

That said, I think that Jazz guy gave me a little more than just a crack. I feel this weird energy that won't go away, and I haven't been able to get it to stop no matter what Stat Boost I use. Some make it worse.

---

YOU FOOL! WHAT YOU TRIFLE WITH IS THE WRATH OF WARIO-MAN!

As more Mini-Apparitions spawn by the minute, while a substance starts to fill the air around Jazz Hands, the substance being Death Waft.

---

Death Waft- A suped-up version of the Wario Waft. A substance once heard, smelled, seen, or sensed in any other way, causes every stat debuff ever.

Wario-Man sends thousands of flying, miniature Wario-Man Apparitions straight for Jazz Hands!

---

I think we could add some context to the situation.

Out from the shadows come A. Rock and Mech-tenant, who both approach Collateral Aeon.

TL;DR- From what little knowledge I've been given from my boss, this "Jazz" guy has managed to not only fuse with some weird bird Adaptor, but successfully merge the weapons of destruction named "The MKII Virus", "The Limited" and "The Anti-Omni Corruption".
We actually tried fighting him before he was able to fuse the three, but we got our butts kicked. Also, that weird purple guy* got stabbed by one of his clones. Honestly, judging from the high quadruple-chinned head in the sky looking like the moon from Majora's Mask, I'd say either we're screwed or he's screwed.

---

*Beta Devil

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Mini-Apparitions- Small ghost-like creatures with a similar head to itself straight for the target

Wario turns to Jazz Hands, slowly levitating towards him while everyone else is attacking him.

You. You have conjured up the deadliest of powers, and combined them into a single evil. A true one-man apocalypse.
However. I do not care what power you have. I do not care what your purpose is. And most of all. I do not care how poorly you were treated in the past.
You have made one fatal mistake. You destroyed what was mine. You took my belonging away. So guess what?

Suddenly, the shattering earth turns into a..... dark hallway? with the rest of the other planets cut off. And in front of it stands Wario-Man, or rather, his head.

I will take away the one thing you had. The one thing you were meant for. Your true purpose. The Apocalypse.

Wario, also, albiet uncharacteristically orderly gets up from his seat, and walks straight out of the Pizzeria without uttering a single word.

....

As wario...flies? into the air, he begins to inhale, and exhale. Still pupiless, he waits until he hears to words.

Do it.

Suddenly, after hearing those words, the violent ki wave Wario held back at the pizzaria spikes, greater than ever. Yet again, his muscles bulge as veins pop from every appendage in his body.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

As Wario powers up, he flickers between his regular stage and a purple costume, as slowly but more violently the shattered earth, the solar system, the mul-Omniverse begins to shake violently at his presence.

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR TO LIVE WHILE KEEPING A GODDAMN MOTORBIKE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Everything around Wario begins to distort as he transforms, random spaces around him exploding, the sky changing colors rapidly, reality itself being turned upside down in every universe, every dimension, every timeline. Even the personalized afterlifes aren't safe from the Time-space-distortion inducing transformation Wario undergoes.

And with that, a ball of darkness encapsulates Wario, as it morphs him, changing him into a new figure. A new entity. A being beyond deities. A limitless creature.

......
Who. Destroyed. My. Bike?

Meanwhile, Mech-tenant and A. Rock find Mechretary and A. Rock in the Mechretary's office.

LORD HADES!
I... know you didn't give us orders to, but when that wave of power hit, we went to investigate ourselves, and- and there was this guy who was insanely strong, and-and now the Earth's deteriora-
You don't say.
S-so if you don't mind me asking, Lord Hades, what are we going to do about it? Should we arm our men and declare war?
Bother not. It would be a foolish notion to waste time and men on such.
B-But-
This crisis will pass all the same. Whoever --or whatever-- the cause of this may be is none of our concern. Whether we interfere or not, they will fall all the same.
....
Well, Lord Hades, for the sake of this planet, I truly hope you are right.

---

Wario, unphased by the surrounding explosion, is back to his 100% .

Hmph! I guess that pizza was alright.
Now, if you excuse me, I'll be off--..

Wario's voice suddenly trails off as he looks outside, and realizes that his Hyper Turbo Wario Jet Ultra Bike-X is likely destroyed. he then turns around, pupiless.

.....There will be hell on earth to pay for this.

Meanwhile, the Dark Fortress is unaffected by the explosion in the slightest. Inside of it, however, a familiar looking individual spawns from out of nowhere.

*pops back into existence* .....Huh.

Mech-tenant looks at himself in astonishment as he sees that he has returned to life... and seconds later, he succumbs to exhaustion after holding so much Dark Star Energy at once.

Suddenly, he feels himself being repaired by another figure in the form of an Energy Boost

You should be okay, now. Honestly, I'm surprised you're even alive.

Mech-tenant gets up at once.

Yeah, same here. Last thing I saw was me being vaporized to death. I think this has something to do with that Dark Star Energy. Speaking of brutalized...
Oh. Right. Daffy Duck back there thought it would be nice playing omelet maker with my face. Needless to say, the damage has been done. But besides feeling under the weather after being mortally wounded, I feel the strange urge to maim everything in my sight now. Can't put my finger on it..

Mech-tenant and A. Rock suddenly hear the apoctalyptic explosion and look outside.

Aw, man, my hotel room! Can this day get any worse?
You might wanna hold your tongue on that question while the both of us are still alive and functioning.
True. We should probably go have a chat with Lord Hades about this, though. I don't think he'll like this.

A. Rock and Mech-tenant both walk away, searching to tell Hades about what happened.

A. Rock crashes into the wall of the Dark-Fortress. There is no sign of damage from the building, however.

(. When Mech-tenant suggested we go check out what that wave of power was about, I didn't think that we would be in that amount of trouble. No wonder Lord Hades commanded us to lay low. it's like... like he new this would happen.)

A. Rock slowly gets up on his feet, limping.

(And that monster that guy was talking about... what correlation does Lord Hades have with him?)

A. Rock suddenly feels his face, realizing that there is a scar on it. Instantly, he tries using repeated Energy Boosts to repair himself. The scar still remains.

(Oh, no. Nonononono. First my eye, now this. No more).

As A. Rock's sudden shock turns to anger, a familiar aura rises.

(Ever since I've gotten here I've been used as a punching bag again and again. No. No more. No. mo-)

Suddenly the wave of energy rising within A. Rock ceases, suddenly snappiing him out of his blind rage.

(.....Jeez. I really do need help.)

A. Rock goes back to limping inside of the Dark Fortress, aiming to somehow get the crack from his face removed.

A. Rock, who has long since reverted to base form, instinctively kicks Jazz in the face, to which after he begins to hesitate in his speech.

What the--
-- What the hell would you know about what happened?

---

Lord Hades, there is someone who wishes to conduct a meeting with you.
Is that so? Well....

Hades gets up from his Throne.

Lead me to this room so that I may communicate with this individual myself.

With that, Mechretary and Hades make their way out of the Throne Room to communicate with Mr. Egg.

A. Rock continues attacking Overdrive Jazz as Mech-tenant is wrapping up Stage 3 of his charging process, While A. Rock fights to little avail. Meanwhile, someone calls out at Jazz.

HEY, WAD!
GUESS WHAT, PHONY? I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A FIRST-CLASS LESSON ON BUTT-WHOOPING!

Suddenly, Mech-tenant's broadshield transforms into a giant laser cannon. as the energy from him radiates to massive degrees, creating an earthquake across the globe.

WHAT YOU SEE HERE ISN'T SOME VIRUS, OR PLAGUE, OR SOME OTHER SECOND-RATE CORRUPTION METHOD! THIS!IS THE DREAD CANNON! WHAT POWERS UP THE DREAD CANNON, YOU ASK? WELL, YOU COULD CALL IT AN "OTHERWORLDLY" SOURCE OF POWER! THAT'S RIGHT, DIP! DARK STAR ENERGY! AND LORD HADES GAVE ME PERMISSION TO BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIMENT ON IT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD! NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT CAN'T BE OVERWHELMED WITH THE SAME "GOODY TWO SHOES NICENESS" ENERGY THOSE OTHER SUCKERS MIGHT BE USING!

STAGE 3 COMPLETE!

A. Rock immediately dashes out of the way and reappears behind Mech-tenant, giving him rapid Attack Boosts by the second.

DDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD CANNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a gigantic blast erupts from the Laser Cannon aimed at Jazz, destroying everything in it's path, including a large chunk of the earth and the space objects following it.

---

Dread Cannon: A gigantic laser beam with immense Dark Star Energy properties.

Hmm. Well, if you wish to organize a meeting with our CEO for the purpose of mass-production robotry, then I could personally suggest a meeting with him. Please hold.

---

Mech-tenant remains in the same position, broadshield in front of him, his buster morphed into a large tank-like weapon, seething with an...unfamiliar type of energy, giving him a strange hue. He seems to have reached Stage 2 his charging process.

(Hang in there, Rock. I'm trying to charge this as fast as possible.)

A. Rock teleports back in, albeit with a slightly different look.

Ha! If you're as weak as you are ugly, then it's no wonder you hit like a girl! No offense to females.

For a brief moment A. Rock goes back to his Base form.

(Damn it Mech, hurry up! I won't be able to keep this up for too long!)

A. Rock then switches into Hyperattack Switch!

Don't coun't me out just yet! I'm just getting started!

A. Rock then runs up to Jazz and hits him with a Rock Upper!

Meanwhile, Mech-tenant begins to make grunting noises as he charges.

....

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Rock Upper A jumping uppercut that does tremendous damage. Can only be used close up.

Yo, Mech-tenant. You have anything that can put a dent in this guy?!
Well, there is the Dread Cannon. though that'll take a bit long to charge, and if I use it, I'll probably exhaust myself out of WE and HE.
That'll do. Besides, if you do miss, I can just bring you back with my stat boosts!

A. Rock then turns his attention to Jazz.

Hey, Beak Bozo! You seem like the fast type! But just how fast are you?

A. Rock suddenly surges with Speed-Core energy, activating Hyperspeed Switch!

Let's see you move 880,000 times the speed of light.

A. Rock then, faster than anyone can react to, blitzes all around the room, firing Buster Barrages at Jazz MK-X!

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Hyperspeed Switch- The user increases their Speed Switch by an unquantifiable amount. The limit to this multiplier is unknown. This move can only be used in brief periods however, as holding the instance for too long a moment causes the user to Overheat.

---

My, my! Especially considering the amount of casualties suffered in our last encounter with thatdastardly plumber, the quantity of Robo-Koopas now in our posession has skyrocketed! Your smelliness, of what method have you used to achieve these rampaging obots?
Well, at first I thought we'd have to do things the hard way, but out of nowhere, this purple guy came to me with a "deal". When I sent my forces to attack, before I knew it, they were all gone. But then he offered me a deal. He said in exchange for the remaining shards of the Dark Star I obliterated some time ago, that he would replenish and bolster my Koopa Troops.
At first I was about to clobber him for daring to do such a thing, but before I could retaliate, he opened a portal. The next thing I knew these Stronger, Faster, mysterious Koopa 'droids came in, and he said they were all mine if I gave him what he wanted.
And judging by the fact that they're here.... you probably know what I went with.
Your evilness, are you sure it's wise to create alliances with such mysterious strangers?
Aw, don't be such a worrywart, Kamek. It worked in the end, didn't it? And now...I'm more than ready to teach that troublesome plumber a lesson!
*groan*

The call is quickly answered.

You are speaking with Quartet Enterprises. How may we be of service?

A. Rock and Mech-tenant are still staring out the window. This time, something seems to tip them off a little.

...Okay, you felt that too, right?
Yeah. Felt like....
....like the world's largest temper tantrum.
So I wasn't the only one thinking that! Think we should check it out?
Why? Lord Hades gave us orders not to rally troops.
He didn't say we couldn't seek out an old fashioned fisticuffs on our own.
Ha! True!

Mech-tenant teleports away, accidentally breaking through the roof.

Wha-- Hey! I have to pay for that! Oh, whatever.

A. Rock teleports away as well.

---

It's pounding ti--
Eugh. What is that...thing?
Disappointed?
It's a mix of disappointment and disgust, what kind of-- I don't want to assume it's a robot, but it looks so hideous.
Now, now, Rock. Let's try to be friendly.
Hi, I'm Lieutenant Mech-KII. And this is my friend A. Rock. We're here on account of..
Wanting to kick his butt.
Ah. Yes. We're here on account of wanting to "boot" your "rearward", if you will.
That being said...

Mech-tenant pulls out a large ballistic shield, with A. Rock, who has already transformed to Speed Switch, jumping in front of him.

*Insert witty one liner about you getting your butt kicked here!

Wario also has a seat in a different table, waiting for his order.

---

Lord Hades isn't that bad, honestly. Perhaps it's hard to look at things from an unbiased viewpoint since he's the only reason why I'm still here, but honestly we've- well, mostly- only done good.
I honestly kinda find it weird that he gives us "Free Will". I've been thinking about it. Could he be brainwashing us from under our noses? Or is it the fact he gives us our own liberties while maintaining a positive feedback to impact his image which truly manipulates us into serving him? I can't really wrap my head around it.
He seems suprisingly chill, too. Like, so chill that it's kinda creepy. The "I know something you don't" kind.
I know, right? Sometimes I think about pushing his buttons just to see if it's even possible for him to get irritated! I mean, If I was as successful as him, then I guess I would feel the same way.
That is true. Hey, thanks for letting me crash here. I didn't really know where else to go, since every normal human being looks at me with fear and/or some other condescending type of emotion.
Ah, it's no problem. I enjoy the company. Everything lately has been kinda boring, so I figured, "why not?".

If you insist! But just know that I won't go down to a purple chump like you!

Wario begins to grunt as his muscles bulge, veins popping up, everywhere, with violent waves of energy coming out of his body.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Then, suddenly he remembers.

*Flashback*

Wario. You are not to activate your Wario-Man form in public from now on unless you are ordered otherwise.
*End Flashback*

Wario puts his ki-charging to a abrupt stop.

...Tch! Consider yourself lucky I came here for some pizza instead of trashing wanna-be tough guys!

He then turns his back on Mr. Dink, muttering unintelligible words..