So apparently I'm supposed to tell whoever lives here about this "Trio" guy.
Honestly, I don't know why Digamma doesn't just deliver it himself. I mean, when was the last time he did anything maj-

Alternate Aeon notices the army attacking the lab.

...Well then.

Alternate Aeon then pulls out his Nintendo Switch, then starts dialing some numbers.

(The other end:) Yeah?
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(The other end:) ...Yeah, I'll get on that.

After the call finishes, Alternate Aeon puts his Switch away, and starts charging something.

Fountain. NOW.

Also, Eidolon uses a Buster Shot.

If this post were a video, the screen (other than characters and projectiles) would dim right now.

♪ Last Word Unleashed

(Eidolon:) Oh, you have NO idea hoow screwed you are now!

Dire Straits Acts 1 and 2 are activated! Eidolon's Speed and Attack stats are tripled!

(Eidolon:) Face your inevitable doom, Burning Bitchass!

Eidolon unleashes a Water Overdrive! If he doesn't have the WE, he goes for Brine instead!

Eidolon casts Endure.

(Eidolon:) So it's basically just a sapient wildfire. Big whoop.
(Eidolon:) There's barely any easier kill for an ocean diety such as myself!

Eidolon shoots four clusters of bubbles from his Foam Machinegun!

(By the way I have no particular opinion as to who to vote for, as long as it's actually helpful)

Eidolon gets up...
And he ain't too happy about his Strength Beacon's boosts disappearing.

(Eidolon:) ...Hmph.

Eidolon crushes the Speed Capsule with one hand, and gains a 3-stage speed bost in the process.

(Eidolon:) That's another addition to the list of things you're gonna die for.

If the shop is still open, Eidolon buys an Upgrade Ability and applies it to Bubble Spray.

Foam Machinegun: Fires up to 5 more times, but costs the same amount of WE for each extra shot.  The user can choose to target different enemies as well, provided they're next to the initial target in the turn order.

Then, Eidolon buys a Speed Capsule and an Energy Upgrade.
Then, if allowed, Eidolon unequips the Growth Module and equips the Energy Upgrade!

If Eidolon can still act this turn, he uses the Speed Capsule.

If none of that can be done however, Eidolon uses Parasitic Shock on Raid Boss Fan.

(Eidolon:) *doitagain.mp4*

Another Vitality Discharge!

Well then.

Enayrk moves 4 spaces right and one south, then uses Speed Buster on Cut Man.
Mondegreen moves two spaces north and 3 right, then fires a Swift Shot at Fuse Man.

(Eidolon:) Perhaps the ocean itself may not be enough to drown you...
(Eidolon:) But your waterproofing is NOTHING to the sheer power of a raging thunderstorm!

Eidolon uses Vitality Discharge!

Suddenly, a Bubble Spray is shot at the Forever Flame! The perpetrator, a big, lanky eel with arms and legs, then walks up to the general area.

(Eidolon:) So THIS is the source of the heat wave that irks me so.
(Eidolon:) And from the looks of things, a single blast of water wasn't enough to extinguish the pyre.
(Eidolon:) Fine then! If I have to use all the water in the ocean on a single ember if it means putting an end to this show once and for all! I'M GONNA PAINT THE TOWN... UHH... WHATEVER COLOR WATER IS!

Also, Strength Beacon activates if I have to announce the activation.

Alrighty then, time to show you guys what I've been working on as of late.

Name: Eidolon*
Type: Water/Electric
EN: 19 | WE: 10
ATK: 33 | DEF: 24 | SPD: 18
Weakness: Shield, Missile
Resistance: Water, Laser

Skill: Dire Straits
Description: When the unit's health is at 30% or less, the unit's Speed is tripled. At 10% or less health, Attack is tripled as well.

Moves

Bubble Spray

Parasitic Shock | Electric Type
30 Power | 96% Accuracy | 4 WE
Effect: Ignores the target’s Defense buffs. Restores the user by 20% of the damage dealt.

Brine | Water/Damage Type
27 Power | 100% Accuracy | 4 WE
Description: The user attacks with a deluge of damaging saltwater.
Effect: Auto-crits if the target is below half health and/or is at least halfway to the next multiplier.

Endure | Defense Type
4 WE
Effect: Goes first. For the rest of the turn, the user's health can't fall below 1. Success rate is divided by 2 for each consecutive use, down to a minimum of 0.1%. If someone with infinite health uses this, it prevents the multiplier from going up.

Vitality Discharge | Electric/Energy Type
75 Power | 87% Accuracy | 7 WE
Description: The user crashes a storm of lightning bolts charged with their life force down onto all enemies.
Effect: Hits all enemies. The user takes recoil equivalent to 25% of their max health.

Water Overdrive
Electric Overdrive

*I don't have an icon for this character, so imagine that he looks like an Eelektross for now, since his design is most likely gonna be based on one. In fact, if Electric wasn't such a common primary type, he'd probably be Electric/Water.

...Hm. Just realized I still have 2 whole unused stat points for Hellion Lady.

(3 + 4 + 5 + 6 = 18) | (16 + 18 + 24 + 18 + 22 = 98)

Guess those two points are going toward Energy.

First, Imma buy me 3 Coupon Booklets.
Second, 2 Terraform Modules.
Third, purchasing 2 Level Ups.

Calx gains +1 EN, +5 ATK, +7 DEF, and +7 SPD.
Ensemble gains +3 EN, +3 WE, +8 ATK, +5 DEF, and +1 SPD.
Hellion Lady gains +3 EN, +4 ATK, +5 DEF, and +6 SPD. Plus, she learns Hell's Call and Hell's Soul-Steal!
shi-Rou gains +6 EN, +3 WE, +3 ATK, +6 DEF, and +2 SPD.

For my fourth shop action, I'm gonna buy me a Strength Beacon and a Raid Rush.
And THEN, I'm gonna buy me a Skill Slot. But I'm gonna save it for a character I'm working on.

Pre-Shopping Stuff: 4831 Zenny | 15 Crown Coins
Post-Shopping Stuff: 3706 Zenny | 4 Crown Coins

Hellion Lady does the archvile pose and unleashes an Argent Inferno!

Boost Punisher yet again.

Boost Punisher again.