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Umm.. sorry, Miss. I should've paid more attention to where I wa--
wa... wawah? wah... wah... wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah....
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!, A--
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...M-Master!?
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I'm spent. That ruined the mood. I don't feel like kicking your sparky ass anymore.
You disgust me! There is not a single thing about you which I do not despise!...
And yet, I... agree. The vengeful ardor that once coursed through me is no more. I will have to manhandle you another occasion.
So it's settled, then. We'll pick up where we left off sometime later. 'Till we meet again, "hot stuff."
We are mortal enemies. Never address me like that again.
Wh-what was that!?
A loser, probably.
"Loser"... Soul uses that word a lot after she finishes hitting people. Do losers make those kinds of noises?
Yep. Only a loser would scream something like that out into the distance with no self-control. Don't be a loser, Delta.
No losing! Gonna be a winner!
Nnnn...
Anywho.. I just wanted to get accommodated to this place, since it seems sorta important. I have a feeling I'll probably have to come here again in the future.
Everyone seems cool, so I'm kinda looking forward to the next time I get to be here, so, ummmm... see ya! If I'm needed, I'm sure you guys'll find some way to contact me.
Well, that's one more thing down to scratch off the list... but man, I kinda wish there'd be more going on.
I don't regret going to the Lounge. I like everyone there. But still... it felt kinda empty somehow...
...Maybe those Reapers and Pseudoreapers there are actually pretty tough. It'd be awesome to train with--
Train--! Nuts, there's still someone I'm supposed to be mentoring! I forgot! There's no way I can allow her to sla--
Mgh.... bh. Srry.
It's been 48 contracts so far... but I've never bothered to question why you bring the Max-Proiect with you from planet to planet during missions.. especially when you clearly have access to warping most of the time.
.....Things have gone so smoothly, that it may seem unnecessary. But hits can range from everyday common folk to leaders of advanced civilizations. People can be vengeful. If methods of warping are shut down, I need a method B. B for Better safe than sorry.
I see. That's quite the methodical approach. I'd expect no better from the best assassin in the galaxy.
.....
...How many.
Hmmmm?
How many Credins. When they contacted me, the contractor didn't specify the sum reward of this assignment. And I would surely expect them not to be so moronic as to attempt to swindle me.
Ah. I should've known better. 400,000ȼ. A reminder that your target is of a fairly highly regarded entity... although, it seems they've made a few enemies too many...
...Whatever the case may be... personal affairs aren't my business, so long as it doesn't involve hurting tykes. If there's some petty politics at play, I don't have any horse in it, so long as I'm paid.
Fufufu... All this time, and I've still never met a character as consistent as yours.
I have principles... and I stick to them. But enough of the idle chitchat. We're getting close.... give me a breakdown of Furor's ecosystum, stat.
Lemme go! I Wanna see Soul fight...! Why can't I go watch her?
Runt, it's obvious you'll just get in her way. And even if you're a hunk of junk, it'll make me look bad if you go and wander off into disaster.
I have drones monitoring the situation. You can watch it later if you'd like. You shouldn't, but it's not as though care.
...Okie. Then I'll come with you.
Why can't you get along with her?
Pardon?
She gets mad at you a lot and tries to hurt you... and some times you act sneedly--
Snidely.
....Sometimes you act... s-sniedly towards her... why don't you guys like each other?
Please. I don't dislike her. In fact, I want to like her. Except when she's meddling in my business, that is. I simply think she's... hmmmm...
Unintelligent, bossy, uncivilized, and genuinely malicious. A shame. She has potential to be a nine out of ten.
Hmmm. But... why does she get mad at you so often? Are you hurting her feelings?
No, she's just nosy!
...That is to say, clearly all the benefits that come with being me is something that makes her... a tad insecure. But if you want me and her to be get along that badly...
Mmm! Mhm! Mhmhm! Yeah!
(This may have been a grave miscalculation.)
Agh... 2,000Z. 2,000Z, and you got yourself a deal.
SHAMELESS COWARD! COME FACE ME SO THAT I CAN DISGRACE YOU!!!

YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
...Hyagh..!
PLEAD FOR MY MERCY!
You're showin' me a good time... Maybe I should slip into something more comfortable.
...
What's wrong? You look a little pale!
It's like a kaiju battle... except the kaiju are shrunk to regular size. Opera'll be ticked.
Nuh uh! Not her fault! Mean fire guy started it!
Kid, two wrongs don't make a right.
THISISCRAZYTHISISCRAZYTHISISCRAZYIFEELLIKEI'MGOINGTORUNMYLEGSOFFSOMEBODYHELPME!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT IS NO MENTALITY IF YOU WISH TO IMPROVE, YOUNG LADY! YOU NEED TO GO FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD IF IT IS TRULY A DESIRE OF YOURS TO GAIN STRENGTH!
ARE YOU INSAAAAAAAAANE! I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE IF I LOSE FOCUSTHISISCRAZY! WE SHOULD TAKE THIS STUFF SLOWEEEEERRR!!!!
I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM WITH YOUR MENTALITY. HOWEVER. THE TRUTH IS THAT, AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN... EVEN IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, EVEN IF WE PROLONGED YOUR TIME OF DECAY... YOU WOULD LIKELY BE NOWHERE NEAR AS OVERALL WELL-CONDITIONED. NOT EVEN WITHIN TEN LIFETIMES.
SO, THAT IS WHY! I HAVE DEVISED OUR SPECIAL REGIMENT! WE ARE GOING TO DOUBLE THE RIGOROUSNESS OF YOUR TRAINING EVERY DAY! THAT WAY, YOUR BODY WILL NOT SLOW DOWN IT'S DEVELOPMENT AS YOU CONTINUE TO GROW!
OH YEAAAAAAH!?!?!? WELL, WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO ALL THE COOL SUPER-GUY THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO ALREADY!! INSTEAD, I'M DOING THINGS PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULDN'T BE DOING! LIKE 8,192 PUSHUPS WITHIN 45 SECONDS WITH YOU ON MY BACK TOMORROW!
THAT WOULD BE INOPTIMAL, MISS. LEARNING ADVANCED TECHNIQUES WOULD TAKE FAR MORE TIME WITHOUT THE PROPER CONDITIONING. ONCE WE'VE KINKED EVERYTHING OUT, IT'LL BE BUT A BREEZE!
YEAH YEAH YEAH IT'LL BE A BREEZE EXCEPT I AM ABOUT TO DEEEEEEEEEEIE!!! YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME!! KILL ME AND MAKE ME DIE PAINFULLY!!! DO YOU SHOW NO REMORSE AT THE THOUGHT OF AN ADOLESCENT GIRL'S BLOOD BEING ON YOUR HANDS!?
WHAT A PLEASANT SENSE OF IMAGINATION. NOW, MUSH! PICK UP THE PACE! AND LESS TALK, OR YOU'LL LOSE OXYGEN!
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's my cardio for the day... I guess. Even still, I feel like it's missing something.
Being the strongest person in my school sounds like a fever dream... even if it's not exactly the power fantasy I'm looking for. A month ago, I was just like any other person... But then I met that man.
I wonder when he'll come back to teach me more. It's gotten boring fast without him... And he left right when things were getting interesting.
Hey! She could be hurt! That's scary!
...Instead of her being hurt... I think it's more frightening how that might've set her off.
With this, it's over!
!!...Augh..!
He's dead.
HRGH!
GAH!
O-Oopsie-daisy! Vewy sowwy! How did that get there~?
Don't make me laugh. As if that would be enough to do me in.
GOOHHHHHHH!
Feh! Know when to quit!!
Eh!??
Burn.
Sheesh, tone it down. It was just a pun. Learn how to relax.
Learn how to shut your stupid facehole. And for the record... that wasn't me.
Then... who...
Well, now... awfully hostile voice. Sounds a bit familiar. My guess is that I humiliated whoever this is on some previous occasion.
You dare to make light of defiling the embers of pride I carry!? I shall reclaim my honor once more, by decimating you tenfold the way you have!!!
And it's that day of the week again.
I'll teach you my rage... I WILL BURN YOU TO A CINDERS!
My, MY! You certainly look promising...! If you're half the tough strong man you act to be, perhaps this may be worth my while after all!
Boast as you may, but know this: Those arrogant barks of yours will be reduced to mere whimpers!
DIE!!
I recognize you now. It was hard to tell because your face isn't swollen anymore. Yeah, I thrashed you months ago. Flamingo, right?
GRRRRHHHHH!!!!!
I don't know why you bothered to try and fight me again. It's obvious you'll lo--
Your babble is USELESS to me!
S-Soul!
She totally deserves that.
Mmm. Ve vill acheive nothing bootten victory-- Especially vith Slei--
--pnir.
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Sleipnir
..Egh... hodet mitt...
Ja. Erm.. erm well. Tak-- ...Thank you.
Tyr... you all vanquished himm? I vass vorriedden, boott--
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*whinny*
Sleipnir. Those do not go--
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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...Bah. I do not care for whether they are done away with by my hand or no. As for Valk's treason-- her execution will merely be postponed.
Now, Sleipnir, let us lea--
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Aw, man. Those were some serious off-the-charts energy readings. Honestly, someone must have a death wish to fight this.
What's the commotion about? A new threat?
Kind of. Take a look for yourself on the monitor.
....Well... it can't be too serious. Our orders are still to be on standby right no--!?!?
The hell!? Kaizo-- What's one of THOSE guys doing in that section of the Omniverse!?
Aw, yeah. Aesir. Formerly a rival to the Stardroids, they're a society of alien-robots that reside on the big O's very edge. Honestly, someone must've pissed them off.
We're probably on standby because it's not worth the hassle, rather than it being an immediate threat. Besides, he hasn't destroyed anything yet, so we don't really have a right to react. For now, we can just hang back and relax.
...That carefree attitude of yours pisses me off sometimes. Personally, I'd rather die before I sit here until the end of time, collecting dust as I sit on my hands. I'd fight the big man for the hell of it.
Come on now, you make me sound lazy. I'm just enjoying the peace while it lasts. At least I'm not so uptight like YOU.
Whatever. Anything to note from Whitebeard's little trip?
No, not really. Seems he's had what I assume to be a disagreement with a large group of people-- A lesser, possibly rogue Aesir included. After a one-sided skirmish, they all vanished..
Probably for the best. Sounds like a waste for a funny bunch like that to be eviscerated.
Disagree. More factors makes our job harder. You're probably hoping that they do our job for us. But you're on false hope. It's the Interversal Federation Agency's mission to solve these problems. Not some rag-tag irregulars.
Party pooper. Well, we'll see what the future holds.
I see... that is all you have, is it? In that case.... I am not daunted.
I would have settled for punishing the woman and left you trash on your merry way. Betrayal to her ranks is one thing... but I see clearly now that she is of no worth to the living should she value rubbish like yourselves.
Now then.
BY THE NAME OF--!
I see... So you have chosen death.
...Very well. Make good use of the breath of life you have left.
How nice it must be to live the life of such a naive creature. A pretentious pursuit for one with no true understanding of your "friend."
Then I shall. Easily. Aesir do not know defeat.
...What shrewd scum. You seek to accuse me falsely... and yet you have no issue with monetal theft.
...Hmmm. Commoner dialect... I shall accomodate.
This? You starve yourself of your true potential, your home, your allegiance... for this? Utterly ridiculous! To give such garbage high regards!
Alright. A merciful bargain; You fleas return to whence you came, and I shall continue to take this traitor whelp back... for execution, just so we are clear. She is going to die.
And nothing will change that.