Right. We should probably relocate.

Kyo, Kusanagi and Shingo run for the hills, stopping at an abandoned factory.

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???
As the Hakkesshu, it is our duty to stop at no costs to eliminate any threats to the resurrection of Orochi. And now that this "Yuga" has intervened on our plans... we must take appropriate action. Now for the sake of convenience at a later date... We shall begin the ritual on Yagami so we will have everything we need when the time comes.

A wind current blows past the forest. The Orochi Starforce is nowhere to be seen immediately after.

Wario Estate - Inside
Waluigi confronts Wario.

Hey, Wario? We need to talk about your Wario-Man form.
I know, right? It should be physically impossible for anyone to exhibit a magnitude of that much awesome at once!
Er... That's not what I meant.
*suspicious glare* ...Go on.
It's great that you managed to put in enough effort to maximize the most of that form and remove the stat randomizer it used to have, but I think prolonged use is affecting you physically.
And whaddya mean by that, Waluigi?
Wario. We both know how that that Somatic guy managed to get the jump on you the first time you guys met. Before, you would've got up no problem. It seems like the underlying problem here is that the more you spend life as Wario-Man, the less amount of conditioning to the world around you your natural state experiences. To put it short, I think being so used to Wario-Man so often is starting to soften you.
Soften? WAHAHAH! Nonsense! I'm as strong as ever!
Wario, I saw you transform to open a jar of pickles. You've got to listen!
And if I don't?

Waluigi sighs and pokes Wario. This effectively paralyzes him.

Ngggggh. M-maybe y-you're r-right.
In a life or death situation, the answer would obviously be to go Wario-Man. But you have to stop abusing it. We'll start like this: Go the entire week in your base form. From then on, it'll be second nature to you.
*sigh*. Alright, fine. Who says I need to be a Wario-Man to invest in business? The Wario Museum has already been a global success!
That reminds me. Do you know anyone that might hold a past grudge against you? Or someone that'll steal your treasures without a second thought?
Past grudges, there was that Sark guy. What a load of crap he was. One Piledriver sent him down easy. Then there was that Sabata idiot who fell for the easiest trick in the book. A total chump if you ask me. Other than that...

Wario shrugs.

Besides, there's enough handsome to go around in me as-is! When it comes down to it-- no one could compare to the great Wario!

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Some Random City
...So does this mean we win?

Wario Estate - Lounge
So you're omnipotent and omnipresent, but only when you're playing tennis.
Wahahah! Wanna try me?

Wario-Man flies back into the building where the holes from Somari's arrival were made.

And that's one well-placed beating that has been served well!
*Transforms back to Wario* ...Wow! Things have been going so well, it's quite literally unreal! And on top of that, the WarioWare series is the number 1 bestselling franchise of the year, now with it's own legacy collection!
(...Why did we need to know that!?)
It doesn't matter! All that needs to be said at the moment is that Wario number 1!
*bruh face*
This-a-was... suprisingly convenient.
The feeling is there for the both of us. In fact, I'm in such a good mood, I'm willing to politely ask that ALL
UNWELCOME TRESPASSERS. I REPEAT. ALL. UNWELCOME. TRESSPASSERS. Leave the Estate at once. You have 20 seconds. For each 20 seconds, your fine doubles.
...I-a-take it that's our-a-cue to leave. Let's-a-go, you guys.

Somari, Tailigee, and Yoshles all leave at once. Wario turns to Wario-Man and fixes the holes in the wall made by Somari and Somatic, returning to normal as soon as he finishes.

...I'm feelin' really good about myself right about now.

Yare yare daze

---

Somatic lunges out and punches Wario in the head. Nothing happens, however.

What!?
If you had known what was good for you, you would have ran for the hills with your tail between your legs. Now that I've found you... I'm gonna thrash you until you're a ball of scrap metal.

Wario headbutts Somatic into space, leaving Waluigi and the now arrived Somari Team to question what could've possibly happened.

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Outer Space
Somatic lands on the moon, where Wario-Man is waiting for him.

You humiliated me and stripped me of the treasures that I rightfully claimed as my own! And now, I, Wario-Man, shall punish you for your unholy actions!
Urgh! Damned ogre!
..Do I look green to you?

Somatic uses Psychic Control to haul and slam several celestial bodies onto Wario-Man.

Now that I have dispatched of that hideous fool, it is time to deal with the re--

Wario-Man easily breaks out, destroying the celestial bodies in the process. In return, he grabs Somatic and drags him face-first across the Solar System. After he's finished, he Power Throws Somatic upwards. Wario-Man does a collection of lame poses.

And now, it's time for the Ultra Power Packed Pile Driving Waft Jet Fist Finish!

Wario-Man does a Wario-Man Waft, propelling him at hundreds of time faster than light speeds, charging at Somatic from below.

HERE'S A LESSON YOU SHOULD STICK WITH NEXT TIME, BOZO! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE MIGHTIEST BEING OF ALL, THE ONE AND ONLY WARIO-MAN!

Wario-Man hits Somatic with a final upppercut, then reappears behind him. Instantly grabbing him, spinning around circles creating what would've been the visual affect of a comet-like trail had they not been moving downwards at a speed so fast that time and space cannot register it. Nontheless, Wario-Man Piledrives Somatic, splitting the moon and everything the space that they flew past in half. Wario-Man flies back to the split moon (and also fixes the tear in reality), admiring his work.

Have a rotten day!

Wario-Man flies back down to the Wario Estate.

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???
A badly beaten silhouette teleports in with what seems to be Chaos Control.

Wario Estate

Wario and Waluigi are enjoying their new welfare, and the success of their business.

You know, I kinda had my doubts before, but it seems like life is really coming together!
Yup! No stolen treasures, no pesky plumbers, nothing to rain on our parade!
Yup! Now it's time to kick back and reeeeela--
MAAAAAAMA!

Instantly Somari comes crashing through the wall and into the same room as them. As Wario makes his way towards him, Somari gets up, dizzy.

Ugh... Chilli-dogs? You don't-a-say..

Wario grabs him by the overalls.

And who might-- huh. You're that Somari guy, aren't you? Hoh, well, I was afraid this would be the undoing of my newfound life, but it seems this is a blessing in disguise! I get to pay you back for humiliating me with your little comic-book friend!
Hey, garlic breath! Sorry for-a-crashing into your-a-house, but you need-a-to let me go this instant!
Oh yeah!? Who's gonna stop me!?

Wario raises his fist, only for another figure to crash into the room.

Oh, what a small world this is indeed. I didn't count on you being here as well...
Oh, lawsuits are going to be thrown like WILD today!
Unlikely. Now then...
Hand me the adventurer. Now.
Oh yeah? What'll you do if I don't!?
Elementary, "Wario". Exactly as I did last time.
Last time? What're you--!?


Do you see now, you pathetic baffoon? And in my current state, I am so powerful that not even the combined efforts of the Somari Heroes can defeat me. So you may as well give me Somari. But if not... I wouldn't mind a little fun.

Wario, angry beyond belief to find out Somatic is behind his loss of Master Emerald shards, throws aside Somari, all the while bulging with rage.

...FUN?

Hey, "Asura", was it?! You've been pretty nifty with that blade of yours! Would it kill ya to quit gawking at this guy and help?
(White hair...)



(...If I remember correctly, that Chris guy was the last vessel of Orochi. This can only mean one thing...)
Kusanagi! Get away from there! He's going to transform!

Kusanagi hits the fake Orochi Chris one more time with a flaming punch, and then leaps out of his range.

As he's preparing to use his, Kusanagi activates his from behind him.

No.

Kusanagi hits him with the full Saishuu Kessen Ougi Reishiki.

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Saishuu Kessen Ougi Reishiki. (Flame/Impact)- The user creates a huge pillar of flame in front of them, then does a long string of punches on the opponent, ending with an Oniyaki.

We'll see how you like it when I get up close and personal!

Kyo leaps into the air, and slams down on the Orochi Chris with a R.E.D Kick.

...Something tells me that we're in for one big adventure. Just what I was trying to avoid.
In the meantime... Let's take out the fake, shall we?

Kyo throws a fireball heading straight for Orochi Chris.

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That damned Yuga will pay dearly for getting in the way of our plans! They will die all the same as the humans of this world!
They even tried to clone one of us. They can try, but they will never clone the willpower that Orochi has blessed us with.
...
What will it be!? I'm tired of sharing the same oxygen as these accursed fools!
And I don't know about you guys... But I could use an appetizer myself~.
...
...Take the boy. He will act as our vessel when the time comes. In the meantime, Our plans have been halted enough. When the time comes... we will strike.

The large one picks up the unconscious Iori. Goenitz immediately calls forth a wind current to take the six to a hidden location.

Goenitz scoffs, turning to the figure who stole it.

...Hmph. And whomst might this heathen be?

Okay! Let's finish this!

Kyo, Kusanagi and Shingo all simultaneously prepare to do their own Hyper Desperation Move on Orochi Iori... but right before they all hit him... he disappears in a gust of wind, unconscious, and reappearing in front of six suspicious shadowed individuals. The one in the front speaks.

Apologies... but I am afraid I cannot let you all act out in spite of our plans any further.

Kyo, Kusanagi and Shingo relentlessly attack Orochi Iori, unwilling to let up.

---

*sigh*... Sorry about that, I am just really really angry.
That's okay!
...Wait, does this mean I'm cured?
Sure, whatever you want to be. But in any case, it looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. Imma teach you... to do the evil.
*le gaspe*

While Orochi Iori is blasting Kyo's face, He receives an Oniyaki and a Shingo Kick simultaneously, knocking him back...

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